Mayos pretending to be black talk about a mayo pretending to be black

122  2019-10-05 by lewds28

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lmao at first I thought "wtf ebonics language is this?" and then I realized it's fuckin pidgin, the african English.

“Ebonics” is AAVE, it’s a dialect of English not another language. A pidgin is not a real language. But there are plenty of languages that are described as pidgins that are in fact creoles and are actually their own languages. They sound silly to speakers of languages they inherited features from because they mix in features from multiple languages. Ignorant and incredibly stupid semi educated people who don’t udnerstand linguistics enjoy mocking this and calling it “incorrect”, because they are mentally deficient and uneducated in linguistics and don’t understand what syntax is or the natural human capibility for processing it. They are stupid rightists and must be purged like all nationalist totalitarian scum.

Your gimmick sucks, not because of the idea of your gimmick is bad , thats a given with all gimmicks, but because you try way way too hard with each post. Like Pol__Invictus or Eva.

Imagine thinking pol and Eva aren't a thousand percent authentic freshly squeezed boomer thoughts straight from the rotten fruit itself.

I chose to believe Pol_Invictus and Eva are Gimmickposters for the sake of my own sanity.

The radical centrism of this beautiful community has been compromised by mouth breathing 'fugees. Remember that every time you see an Eva post in the high positives but watermarks posts get hidden.

Ya mon and sheeeet.

It’s close enough to English that I’m fairly certain translating the articles into it is pointless.

The ideology of nationalism has been responsible for more deaths than any other ideology or movement in human history. Nationalist killings and purges are today ongoing and common in europe, the american empire, india, china, latin america, south africa, after killing hundreds of millions in the 20th century alone. The passport and the visa are the modern yellow star. Ban all discrimination on the basis of nationality, and ban the evil and monstrous ideology of nationalism worldwide. Once nationalism has been destroyed in its entirety, humanity will be free.

That's like saying "the invention of gunpowder is responsible for all deaths in human history". Evil isn't restricted to "nationalism", Coca Cola doesn't need nationalism to fatten 2 billion people into diabetes or murder Mexican labor activists

Someone never saw Johny Mnemonic

Nigga wtf is this?

2019 condensed into a single webpage

This is so fucked. Are they just assuming that target audience will use like a text to audible reader thing or something?

I also nominate this post title combo as the bad mouthfeel techno consequences post of the week.

No, you flaming retard, it's a different language.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cameroonian_Pidgin_English

Wow, rude. Thanks for the link tho, interesting.

sry bby u no i love u i just loose my temper sometimes

😘

He still loves me, he just had some drinks and got confused. 😍

No.

They KNOW target audience has low IQ and when progressives do it, it's ok.

Di ayroni level du dis artikl ova di ruff.

its like dave chappelle in half baked

Speaking a creole language has nothing to do with IQ you imbecile. God you rightists are uneducated scum. Polacks are the dumbest people in the entire world but imagine themselves the purest racial stock. Read up on linguistics imbecile.

Dem you sound some kain retard pippo. Dey momma out of hand drop you wen you stupid before-before?

I thought BBC Pidgin was actually operated in West Africa and was written by 'Pidgin' English-speaking African journalists. Is it really written by the Brits? That's nuts if so.

Pidgin is a language, you can learn it just like any other language. The huge borrowing of English vocabulary does interfere though because it sounds ungrammatical to an English speaker. Sort of like a word for word translation of another language into English, which is often what it is under the tin. Borrowing English vocabularly and substituting the syntax of another language. It became a creole when children started speaking it, because children turn pidgins into real languages. A simple pidgin spoken among adults has language like features but is not a full fledged language, just a shorthand among people who speak different languages and couldn’t otherwise understand each other

Mhm

Nah bro it's definitely just english as spoken by people too fucking dumb to handle basic english

Stop pretending it's a language, stop idolizing morons

BBC is cancelled.

Did I just have a stroke?

e tok /r/drama teyk dis form of inn glish as ofishal for dey week?

What the fuck and why is it on BBC?!

That entire subreddit is a cesspool. It's like a sewer that empties directly into a stagnant pond.

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Has someone at the BBC just had a stroke?