Turkroachs eternally cucked by wise daddy. "Turkey does anything that I, in my great and unmatched wisdom, consider to be off limits, I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey".

229  2019-10-07 by zsfh

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Hahahaha holy shit, he just casually threatened to destroy a foreign economy publicly. I love this shit, the insanity of current year unironically helps me get out of bed in the morning.

i know right? Not sure if i'm gonna meet my deadlines at work, but i didn't threaten the economy of turkey on twitter so there's that

You remain a fuckup on both counts.

au contraire mon ami, not having a twitter account is among my life's greatest successes.

By “deadline” do you mean getting those burgers out in under three minutes?

Obviously. Fast food doesn't serve itself.

No he didn't stock the grocery section fast enough so now third shift is going to have to pick up the slack.

Well they don’t expect top quality work out of the downies they higher down at the Kroger.

The President of the your banana republic casually threatened to destroy a foreign economy over social media

he just casually threatened to destroy a foreign economy publicly

Only because he can't bomb Turkey since it's a NATO member, LOL.

How does it feel to be a filthy bedouin who belongs to a lineage and culture which has never actually accomplished anything for itself? The only remarkable traits of your people are that they sit atop oil which white people pay you for and that you are dishonest and relatively dim witted. If western leaders weren't a bunch of jew addled traitors they would have wiped your people off the face of the earth and simply taken your oil rather than paid your retarded royalty a single cent.

Now we have a scenario in which a bunch of dune coons run around playing 21st century warlord with weaponry their stupid people couldn't possibly invent and shitting up life on earth for everybody. We never should have sold you so much as a Lamborghini let alone a fucking autocannon. Handing you sand niggers modern weaponry is like handing a small child a hand grenade.

If your people were worth their weight in salt they would turn their own lands into a place fit for human beings. Since they aren't able to, they flee to our lands and proceed to breed like rats while feeding their children with fraudulently earned income and welfare paid for by white people. You and your ilk will eventually outnumber us in our homes and our lands will become as shitty and useless as your lands. Cograts, you'll achieve dar es salaam but you won't have running water or a functioning power grid. You played yourself.

Shameful behavior from a deceitful desert tribe. Yet you feel pride. So strange.

Begone, rat.

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SNAPPY I MISSED YOU PLEASE NEVER LEAVE

holy shit sentient.

HE IS RISEN

EUGENE GU NOT-AN-MD-ANYMORE IS BACK IN ACTION EVERYONE

remind him he's not a surgeon since he was kicked out his residency

implying I have Twitter

He’s still got his degree. Drumpf doesn’t even have an advanced degree

Glumbph is employed though

Until Beto gets his campaign really going

Is Robert Francis still campaigning on Hootenanny 2020?

God I hope so

I normally appreciate your shtick but please pick a candidate that's at least vaguely viable so I can play along

oh i upvoted because i thought it was a good joke. is this guy supposed to be larping? lol

Beto is getting back into the news by calling out the NBA. Between that and the NRA, he just needs his moment.

Oh lol did he lose his license?

No. He's still an MD, but he was fired from his residency position.

You cannot work as a physician without completing a residency. He still graduated from medical school, but functionally, his MD's no good without the ability to practice.

Well, that sucks for him. Why did they boot him out of his residency? Was the TDS grounds to believe he was cuckoo?

Here:

They kicked him out because he was (allegedly) a nightmare to work with. The article does a better job of explaining than I could, but essentially he was letting his political life affect the work of the doctors around him. After getting placed on probation several times, he was eventually canned.

Getting fired from a residency position is really hard, btw. Dr. Gu was smart enough to make it through Duke Medical School and match as a surgery resident at Vanderbilt... but he was kind of a mess in his personal life, and that really hurt him in the end.

For more drama, he was also accused of #MeToo stuff. It's just a mess all the way around.

Oh shit the Turks are gonna go full genocide

Does the US have ICBMs full of Raid?

The CIA has heart attack guns, you think we don't have nuclear ordinance that only kills Turks but leaves the land pristine?

turkland

pristine

Lol

Well some of it is like Armenian and Persian, that's gotta be salvageable

no, anything that touches the turk must be destroyed

You mean like how they never did with the Armenians

Pipe down, Cenk.

Of course they won't, the EU will intercede and prevent them, they are their main trading partner, are not on the other side of the globe etc. Time has come for the USA to stop playing the world police!

EU stopping a genocide

Good one 😂

In the unlikely event that they don't, surely China will not step aside. Or do you think the USA is the only country with strong enough collective morals to spend resources and risk lives of its citizens to stop a genocide?

Yes. Even the eur*trash had to be dragged kicking and screaming to play even a token role in stopping genocide in their own continent in the 1990s. There's no way the Chinese are gonna give a shit about people on the other side of the world. In fact, it's a cornerstone of their foreign policy that they don't intervene in stuff like that.

If you learn actual history you'll discover that the USA is an imperialistic country that's only interested in oil and stuff, and is much more evil than the good countries you're trying to besmirch here.

Lmao

Funnily enough this statement wouldn't actually contradict the one before it.

why would china care

Why does the USA care? Smdh at the racism of low expectations.

oil

Why would we stop what we are the best at? 🤔

Hey remember that time when there was an attempt at ethnic cleansing and genocide on the European continent in the mid 90s and Europe couldn't do shit without America carrying all the weight?

Neo cons are losing their minds rn. Just listened to some on the radio. This type of talk is gonna get daddy heart attack gunned 😭😭😭

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Constantinople rightfully belongs to America prove me wrong

Well we are the successor of Roman Empire. I say this is only fair.

Everything rightfully belongs to America prove me wrong

-Bandit Keith

prove me wrong

Impossible

Society has been on a downward slope since the defacing of the Hagia Sophia cmv

Yuros never would have got their hands on an enormous amount of Classical learning if the Ottomans were repulsed in 1453. So . . . no Renaissance.

boo hoo so a lady never gets painted who cares

Not a fan of colonization?

You shall suffer the wrath of the Bassilous to a degree unknown to human understanding. This is your only warning.

That's nobody's business but the Turks

Istanbul was Constantinople.

Pleasantly surprised that the title of this post isn't overdramatized and is in fact lifted right off his Twitter.

Daddy pulling out the big guns 😍😍

It's time to let Daddy write all /r/drama titles.

He does already

I don't know how burgers can't elect this man again, his charm his chadness just oozes out.. imagine telling a country to "behave or i'll kick your ass" on twitter. I would kneel to this man, this king, this chad.

I'm just waiting for him to threaten to glass the entirety of europe.

They deserve it

Inshallah

i think i'd cum handsfree if he said said something like this tweet while im blowing him

Lmao that's an actual tweet

Actual big brain tweet

I thought OP was trying to be cheeky with the title, but no.

I fucking love this guy

Context: this is after a retweet announcing the T*rks have free reign to fuck over the YPG. https://twitter.com/Doranimated/status/1181125761203408897

Treaty of Sèvres

lol

AND THATS A GOOD THING

Just think about all the future demsoc/ancom/Jannie seething

I'm already coping and seething. 😢

This could have been prevented by just not being a commie

Prince K rinse inbound

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I'm not completely opposed to Daddy launching nukes on Turkey if he wants, but he has to beat Erdogan in a fistfight first. If he doesn't, Erdogan gets the dibs on Melania.

I would love to see world leaders have to fight each other IRL it'd be so good.

I'd especially love to see the queen get her spine severed by the King of Bhutan or some such backwater. It'd be hilarious.

I don't like any fighting sports but I'd watch that.

I picture Vladimir Putin fighting some unimportant president of african or south american country and losing while persistently shouting pizdets or pidaras ebaniy, when suddenly the lights go out, they come back 10s later and Putin's opponent is unconscious on the ground.

I'd especially love to see the queen get her spine severed by the King of Bhutan or some such backwater.

The real entertainment would be watching middle-aged men get their ass kicked by an elderly monarch.

lmao title is actually what he said. Fuckin hilarious.

You gonna be Voting Pocahontas still 🤔

I haven't looked into anyone. I'm just waiting for my choices and reading the threads here make fun of everyone. You eventually only have 2 choices anyway.

It’s either gonna be Pocahontas or Biden imo

Pretty much yeah. You gonna sign up for another tour of duty with the DDF?

I donated to tulsi, and I hate shilling for anyone, so no. But irl I am signed up to help him campaign. Not sure if I will or not, this place isn’t going Democrat regardless.

Chad move tbh

Oh wow he actually types that out. Hope that means the Greeks get constantinople back.

Man this simulation ain't fooling noone

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As a turk I feel severely blown the fuck out

I could read the entire tweet in his voice.

Why do I feel like I've read this post before

55-dimensional chess.

Cucking the Turks and the Kurds at the same time? Okay, this is epic.

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Lol this title aged like milk

x doubt

Letting Ergodan slaughter people to own...who again?

This is why I change my country of origin on every forums that allows me to do so.

Embarrassed to live here.

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While turkey is on the war March with Syria, Greece takes back the Hagia Sophia. Outstanding move.