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Hobbit is Christshit actually, a lot of the characters are meant to represent different characterizations of Christ. It's good Christshit, but it is Christshit.
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-12
Good. Hobbit is basically capeshit. Cmv
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1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-12
The Hobbit and the Lord of the Rings are actually well written. And written by a Catholic. So no they aren't the same as Capeshit.
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-10-12
You’re a fucking loser and should correct your mistakes.
2 Damuel 2019-10-12
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1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-12
Hate to disagree with you brother but the lord of the rings is basically sword shit in the same way that game of thrones is.
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-12
ok but the silmarillion is literally the bible but better in every way
1 allendrio 2019-10-12
less sex and violence tho
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-12
more wholesome 🤗🤗🤗
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-10-12
It's kinda hard to beat having rape victims getting cutting up and sent to the different tribes of Isreal.
1 Mayos_side 2019-10-12
Isn't that basically how orcs were born?
1 -OrganisedChaos- 2019-10-12
Pretty much.
1 loli_esports 2019-10-12
Ok pope worshipper
1 911roofer 2019-10-12
But that's wrong you fucking infidel.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-10-12
Isn't the hobbit more of a fairytale/bedtime story?
I know Chronicles of Narnia was basically "Here's the bible but with witches and talking animals"
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-12
Yeah, you have a good point. The hobbit/ lord of the rings is more in line with hairy potter than capeshit
1 MasterLawlz 2019-10-12
Is Harry Potter worth watching? My parents never let me growing up cuz witchcraft
I saw the first movie and idk, it seemed alright but I didn't feel compelled to keep going.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-12
It’s not worth watching at all. Don’t bother.
1 mayoslide 2019-10-12
watch 👏🏾 another 👏🏾 movie 👏🏾
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-10-12
only if you sticky review each one
1 911roofer 2019-10-12
The books are worth reading, but the movies aren't worth watching.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2019-10-12
They omitted the S.P.E.W., which is a Tom Bombadil level of omission.
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1 Platycel 2019-10-12
Maybe the first 3.
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-10-12
READ clap THE clap BOOKS clap
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-12
Lmao, hobbitshitters are mad af that you dared tell the truth.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-12
They are SEETHING. They shit talk capeshit and wand shit but can’t take the heat when it comes at them.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-12
Yeah, lmao.
Imagine caring this much about children books, I literally can't.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-12
If you like the hobbit or Lord of the shit you are just as bad as those who like the black panther. It’s just facts.
1 dogDroolsCatsRules 2019-10-12
Worse of all are silmarion lovers tho.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-10-12
Hobbit is Christshit actually, a lot of the characters are meant to represent different characterizations of Christ. It's good Christshit, but it is Christshit.
2 DayyyTripper 2019-10-12
This is too retarded even for drama
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-10-12
I'm sorry you're not capable of understanding.
1 DayyyTripper 2019-10-12
What aspect of Christ does Fili the dwarf represent, learned scholar?
1 911roofer 2019-10-12
The Noble Prize for Literature is a trash award that belongs in the trash. Jorge Luis Borges never won it, so it's worthless.