Ben ‘Goys against lady boys’ garrison, says no to traps! 😡😡😡

296  2019-10-16 by Kat_B0T

43 comments

Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?

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are "sand" traps gay?

It’s the age old question. I think the hacker 4chan concluded they weren’t, in two thousand and sixteen.

I'll give you a dollar to repost this to r/badphilosophy

You're free to do it yourself, but I think that it's more of an /r/excellentphilosophy to be honest.

It just isn't worth it. I'm going to save my inevitable ban there for something more likely to rustle jimmies than a trap meme.

Well, OK.

horryffically transphobic

THEY REALLY BELIEVE IT

Goddamn, I didn't think they'd actually take bait that weak. What's your mailing address? I'll send you a dollar.

based Diogenes wins again.

A "sink" hole is still a hole.

Sand traps get thrown from roofs.

Is that like a persian twink?

Daddy is looking fit. Must be hitting the gym.

>golfing

Still Ben's most realistic depiction of Trump yet

I think this one has it beat. He captured Daddy's physique unusually accurately.

Kurds being closest to the drain, has Ben entered his realism phase?

Saudi Arabia mysteriously missing 🤔

Saudis are paying us so it's cool.

Obviously, the entire "sand trap" is a sneaky metaphor for Saudi Arabia and their horrific treatment of LGBT people, because as we know, Daddy loves them gays.

SMH this is why Ben has to label everything, you are nowhere near his level of understanding of complex issues 🙄

Romney is a thing still/again?

He took over McCain’s role.

He will be senator until 2024 at the least.

Counterpoint to Mr. Fentanyl: penis cat.

Damn... Daddy looking swole af 😍😍😍

All that strenuous golfing will do that to you.

What does the darkness looming in the background represent?

KILLARY

Wait... Doesn't this mean Trump got into the hazard himself? Thus not really a great thing he got himself out of it?

Deep state moved his ball

Or possibly just the Obama and Bush administrations that started our shitpile of ongoing wars.

Romney's midriff is getting me hard

all the other names are states except the Kurds lmao

I suppose he should have wrote Kurdistan 🤔

🌌 🧠

Ben "Atatürk" Garrison does not recognize Kurdish statehood

First of all, I won't allow anyone to say "Ben Garrison" without the title "Sheikh."

Is Garrison just a troll? Trump has completely fucked up most of those things.

PLAK!

trap me

I miss trappysaruh 😭😭😭

Wait he's already standing in the Sand Trap as it is to get his ball out of it. Doesn't that imply that on his first swing Daddy got it in there to begin with?