Trumps DOJ is literally arguing Nixon was right and the president cant commit crimes, i dont think a mildly retarded tweet is quite enough to equal BoTh SiDeS
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
Is it so much to ask for a presidential nominee without dementia?
This assumes Creepy Uncle Joe will be the nominee. The minute the whole "Biden did nothing wrong in Ukraine" story unravels they'll throw him overboard and pick one of the other lackluster losers as nominee.
I'm pretty sure it's going to be Warren at this point, but I'm also pretty sure she has dementia too because she's convinced she's a Native American Chieftain.
Hope Biden doesn’t get the nomination but that’s mainly because of the dementia. He didn’t as far I can see do anything with the Ukraine. At least with regards to the prosecutor situation since literally all our European allies wanted the dude fired with us for him not going after the oligarchs. The whole his son got a job he’s not qualified for is just nepotism as long as he didn’t make it conditional, shitty af but still just nepotism.
This wasn’t the right word to use and I’m sorry about that. Trump on the other hand chose his words deliberately today in his use of the word lynching and continues to stoke racial divides in this country daily.
Lol so he didn’t chose his words “deliberately” but Glumpf did?
Also, just a reminder. Corn pop was one bad dude, never forget.
Well from now on if you ever do something people are gonna cancel you for just go;
“I’m sorry BUT what about Trump! That dude is the real problem.”
It's not a coincidence, it's a generational thing, and not like "all old people are secretly racist" either. Lynchings were a staple plot element in westerns, so when a geezer hears that word he's not necessarily going to think of the south.
Yet it worked out in his favor anyway. Drumpft may not be a genius, he may, in fact, be dumber than a bag of doorknobs, but even if he's completely retarded he's clearly some sort of savant. The 5D Chess meme is almost more believable than any one person getting lucky as often as Brumflpft does.
he's not a savant, people are just stupid as shit. he's a savant insomuch as he's the first person to come along and just tell everyone to fuck off and eat a dick
he's a savant in the same way the kardashians are savants. they're a symptom of a broken, shitty, garbage world.
oh yeah i'm sure he wasn't the one who thought of it. But maybe an aid or something was like "hey trump, look at this biden called clinton's impeachment a lynching".
He's obviously expecting Biden to be his opponent so it wouldn't surprise me if he has some intern reviewing every line biden has ever said.
Lol this is amazing. Hilary too. They can’t back down and admit they were faking outrage so all they can do is a half-hearted “it’s different when I do it”
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2 FearOfBees 2019-10-23
2 allendrio 2019-10-23
Trumps DOJ is literally arguing Nixon was right and the president cant commit crimes, i dont think a mildly retarded tweet is quite enough to equal BoTh SiDeS
1 SnapshillBot 2019-10-23
I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.
Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.
Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?
You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!
BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!
IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY
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1 Platycel 2019-10-23
Go away Mr Biden
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-10-23
Yesterday
https://mobile.twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1186691273870233601
2 tHeSiD 2019-10-23
also, https://twitter.com/redsteeze/status/1186845002065825793?s=20
🤣
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-10-23
Lmao
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-23
Is it so much to ask for a presidential nominee without dementia?
Is that really asking too much in 2019?
1 jubbergun 2019-10-23
This assumes Creepy Uncle Joe will be the nominee. The minute the whole "Biden did nothing wrong in Ukraine" story unravels they'll throw him overboard and pick one of the other lackluster losers as nominee.
2 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-23
I'm pretty sure it's going to be Warren at this point, but I'm also pretty sure she has dementia too because she's convinced she's a Native American Chieftain.
2 jubbergun 2019-10-23
Elizabeth Warren: 1/2020th!!!
2 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-10-23
Hope Biden doesn’t get the nomination but that’s mainly because of the dementia. He didn’t as far I can see do anything with the Ukraine. At least with regards to the prosecutor situation since literally all our European allies wanted the dude fired with us for him not going after the oligarchs. The whole his son got a job he’s not qualified for is just nepotism as long as he didn’t make it conditional, shitty af but still just nepotism.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-23
Lol so he didn’t chose his words “deliberately” but Glumpf did?
Also, just a reminder. Corn pop was one bad dude, never forget.
1 newcomer_ts 2019-10-23
This is the shit in a nutshell.
There is no way to fight this...
1 Kaiser-romulus 2019-10-23
Well from now on if you ever do something people are gonna cancel you for just go; “I’m sorry BUT what about Trump! That dude is the real problem.”
1 wow___justwow 2019-10-23
Do you think Trump knew about biden saying this, when he chose to call his impeachment a lynching?
I don't want to give the guy too much credit, but it seems to me like he might have.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-23
he absolutely did not
2 Giulio-Cesare 2019-10-23
It's possible an aide brought it up to him and mentioned it'd be funny if he did the same thing and he just went with it.
It is kind of a weird coincidence.
5 Redactor0 2019-10-23
It's not a coincidence, it's a generational thing, and not like "all old people are secretly racist" either. Lynchings were a staple plot element in westerns, so when a geezer hears that word he's not necessarily going to think of the south.
2 911roofer 2019-10-23
You mean in the good old days when Hollywood did things besides blockbusters?
1 cakeisgreat 2019-10-23
What are you talking about Westerns were capeshit for boomers
2 jubbergun 2019-10-23
Yet it worked out in his favor anyway. Drumpft may not be a genius, he may, in fact, be dumber than a bag of doorknobs, but even if he's completely retarded he's clearly some sort of savant. The 5D Chess meme is almost more believable than any one person getting lucky as often as Brumflpft does.
2 GeauxHouston22 2019-10-23
he's not a savant, people are just stupid as shit. he's a savant insomuch as he's the first person to come along and just tell everyone to fuck off and eat a dick
he's a savant in the same way the kardashians are savants. they're a symptom of a broken, shitty, garbage world.
1 Platycel 2019-10-23
he's a savant in the same way the kardashians are savants.
Kim Kardashian ain't a savant, she is based.
She did more for blacks than Obama ever did.
0 jubbergun 2019-10-23
The two are not mutually exclusive. If you really think about it, everyone else being dumb as shit helps explain his success.
2 Plexipus 2019-10-23
The Boomer Whisperer
1 employee10038080 2019-10-23
Trump doesn't remember what happened last week, let alone what happened 20 years ago
2 wow___justwow 2019-10-23
oh yeah i'm sure he wasn't the one who thought of it. But maybe an aid or something was like "hey trump, look at this biden called clinton's impeachment a lynching".
He's obviously expecting Biden to be his opponent so it wouldn't surprise me if he has some intern reviewing every line biden has ever said.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-10-23
I think trump deliberately used lynching to get all these yards worked up over it and control the narrative. Which is what he has done since 2015.
1 jubbergun 2019-10-23
I wonder how long it will be before one of them just gives up on any sort of pretense and just outright says "It's different when we do it?"
1 employee10038080 2019-10-23
Where's the reasons why Trump won guy when you need him
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-10-23
He got worn out like free bussy in a bathhouse.
1 Platycel 2019-10-23
At this point he could be a bot, just posting in every single thread with a "political" flair.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-10-23
Presidential no u
1 diggity_md 2019-10-23
Wow, Biden has attracted the magatroid version of the pathetic globs of slime that try to own Jrumpf in the replies.
No one's cares about your fifth grader burns, retards. It's all COPE because you'll never be as popular as Daddy 2 and you know it
1 slugulon 2019-10-23
Lol this is amazing. Hilary too. They can’t back down and admit they were faking outrage so all they can do is a half-hearted “it’s different when I do it”
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-10-23
This really is the best timeline.
1 jorio 2019-10-23
Biden should apologize to Trump for pretending that offense mongering newstards had had a point to begin with.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-10-23
lol people pretending like this matters
his boomer supporters aren't going away... soon enough... and black people also don't give a fuck
1 cochnbahls 2019-10-23
All I got out of this is that the "lynch" is off limits now? The fuck am I supposed to call something that resembles twin peaks now?
1 Pepperglue 2019-10-23
Democrats really are more ahead than Republicans.