r/Beto2020 on suicide watch as Beta announced he's dropping out

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I'm already banned from there for owning guns.

More votes for Bernie! Match me!

Okay, Boomer.

Lol imagine having student loan debt zoomer

Okay, Boomer.

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betos the one that got yeeted, he ended his whole career for a fucking mic drop comment

how are you so poor you can't afford a gun lmao, people will literally trade you useless shit from your house for one.

Okay, Boomer.

Shit posts

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Make better posts instead of pretending to be a triggered Betovoter

Got me. I'm officially going to self-yeet. Oh wait.

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Are you a unironic Beto fan?

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whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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sir we're gonna have to arrest you on based and redpilled charges

Well, Mayor Pete would likely be unrequited. Is Booker still in? I think he's attractive, but he's probably not in for much longer unless something changed in the past week.

Gee. Who saw that coming.

unradical centrist in 2019

It literally never began for him.

And that's a good thing

Taking guns

I thought that was an unironic center left retard.

by Dem standards.

the media

Yikes.

The media shows what people are interested in. He was a media darling in his Senate race. Because he was making news. He wasn't able to make news this time around. It's not the media's fault.

Unironic yikesposters ofc

The bugman cries out as he yikes you

Well, ok. There is probably a reddit for that, but the media was totally prepared to get excited about him on a national level. It just didn't happen, so they moved on.

Beta

NO STEP FUCKO

Melon Label

Shit where will I get my dose of 5th grade Spanish next debate? Booker and Buttplug better start busting out their Spanish flashcards.

Harris does terrible sign language, which is basically the same thing.

Beto's Spanish accent is terrible, Harris just roboticly copied someone behind the camera. Her video doesn't even come up if you google Harris ASL so I can't tell what of the twos were worse as someone who speaks both.

You'd think that if he wanted to larp as a Mexican he would at least get a tan and learn Spanish

At least Harris tries

Infierno si, estamos veniendo por tus AR-quinces!

Are you forgetting Hoolian?

He doesn't really speak Spanish and is just banking on being brown so people assume he can

And none of them speak Spanish better than Timmy Boy Kaine. I suppose Pete probably could if he stayed in Bogota for a few months.

Los constituencies son MIS ami-gos!

I can’t believe how quickly he went from literally who, to Democrat star, to somebody everyone forgot was running for president. Burgers are really do have short attention spans.

unironically this, I live in Texas and people absolutely did not shut up about the guy. Now it seems all so short-lived

I mean I will give the dude credit, he was clearly doing something right during his senate run, something major was lost in his presidential run though.

he handled the gun issue all wrong

There are other ways he could have tried to lessen gun violence but he decided to go about it in the way boomers are constantly afraid people will

Probably. Not all gun owners are rightwing (although a lot of passionate collectors tend to be). People may have a gun because they live in a shitty neighborhood, or because hunting is a family tradition. It's best not to spook them.

Yeah. I mean, on paper, I agree with him that we probably shouldn't all be able to own such deadly weapons but he still went about it in the wrong way for a guy trying to run for president.

I guess he learned the hard way people like their guns more than they like their kids.

doing something right during his senate run

Running against Ted Cruz.

Beto did well though considering he was in a red state. Like, I get that he tanked his momentum later on but that run was still impressive

but that run was still impressive

If you;re unaware Austin/Dallas is full of soyboys and his campaign was mainly funded by out of state donators sure

Austin/Dallas is full of soyboys

Found the Houston cuck.

Visit Don't Stay

imagine voting for Ted Cruz instead of calling the police to inform them you know the identity of the zodiac killer.

Lol. Living with the knowledge his dad was the shooter on the grassy knoll probably fucked him up a little.

We'll stop when Ohio stops.

Well, if the alternative is Ted Cruz, then there aren't enough "soyboys" in Austin/Dallas. Edamame is way more palatable than Cruz.

Texas would be totally capable of going blue considering the massive influx of blue voters to our population centers, not to mention that Cruz himself is considered a fairly unlikable republican. If he had been an amiable enough person instead of being incredibly weird and radically fixated he could have swayed red voters.

Interesting pov. Cruz was considered the least likeable republican until National Review decided he was the best of bad options that had a shot with red voters (who weren't responding to anyone they would have liked to back).

He tried to rise to fast, should have waited on the pres run. He also was a texan talking about taking guns away; he lost everyone at that point.

A friend of mine was telling me she thinks taking a hard line with guns is probably hurting some candidates with black voters. It's hardly a comprehensive study, but she has a lot of older relatives who own guns because their formerly middle class, low crime black neighborhood has changed for the worse. Anyway, she said they generally support Democrats until one goes after the guns too hard. "Only the bad guys would have the guns" would be a reality to them (unlike half the people who make that argument), so it makes sense.

This is also based on hearsay from a single source, so you shouldn't take this as gospel.

Nah its true. I know a lot of independents who have guns. They believe in gun control, but once ya start talking about banning; you won't get their vote no matter who the other candidate is.

I can never decide whether I should self-ID as a Dem or not. There are a lot of popular opinions I disagree with, but I'm always going to vote against anything that even hints at a theocracy. A weapon for home protection or for law-abiding hunters should not be taken away, imo. Killing deer makes me sad (thanks, Bambi), but responsible hunters are important for maintaining healthy wildlife populations. It's more humane than the way we usually get meat on our plate.

At the same time, people don't need the kind of weapons that keep showing up in mass shootings. People killed game and intruders for hundreds of years before going bonkers at high schools and movie premieres was a thing.

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His campaign was already on life support at that point. He would have been gone last month if the shooting hadn't happened. Maybe it poisened the well for any future political ambitions but it certainly isn't the reason he dropped.

Ya, he wasn't doing well but the gun statement was the final little bit. He really should have just ran for senate then waiting 8 years for a pres run.

Losers gonna keep on losing

See: Sanders, Bernie

a perfect vp

If the candidate is Warren or Mayor Pete, I agree. I know this sounds cynical, but Biden or Sanders would probably have to go for a woman and/or POC as a running mate. I predict Harris would be the first choice for either, although I don't know whether she'd go for it or not. She would be a solid choice beyond just "representation," though.

literally the worst part of living in houston was people my age would not SHUT THE FUCK UP about how much they loved beto

Robert Downey Jr. should just run as Tony Stark and he'll win in a Reaganesque landslide

I blame the 90s Spider Man cartoon. Tried going back as an adult and watching it again. No scene lasts longer than 5 seconds without a camera or scene cut.

It is the source of my ADHD superpowers.

I'm not really sure what happened there. I really expected him to at least be a contender.

I think his only thing was that he wanted to confiscate guns and that riled up the NRA Boomers and excited the dilating trannies for a bit. It didn't last very long.

Who actually likes that guy? He just screams fake to me, and I’ve never heard him speak.

Yeah, I know that all politicians are trying to tell me what they think I want to hear, but with some of them like Beto it just feels like there's nothing else there.

At least Trump, Bernie, Hillary and whoever else appear to have a soul buried deep inside them, but I don’t see that in Beto

In what circle of Hell can you find Trump's soul?

Twitter.

I'm pretty sure Trump doesn't either. Bernie definitely does. Remember the little bird that landed on his podium? If I learned nothing else from Disney movies, the wildlife only approaches the pure of heart. *only *a *little */s

Hillary probably has one, despite all that baby eating.

Yeah trump might not have one, but to me, he at least looks like he has one.

That inner soul glow is sprayed on. Lol. Seriously, I wonder how many others have such a visceral negative reaction to Beto. It's so opposite of what happened in Texas, but people did not respond on the national level.

Maybe the problem is that you never listened to him speak and formed a strong opinion of him anyway.

Damn, I just bought xtra large Beto dildo from his website too.

This motherfucker dropped out before yang and tulsi.

How sad is that?

Tulsi has no reason to drop out now. She's burned all her bridges with the national Democratic Party, so she might as well keep going as long as she's getting attention.

Plus she’s abandoned her constituents. Well other than Putin.

This but unironically.

I guess she might have some supporters on the same basis that I will 100% vote for Weld if given the option (you don't have to be registered with a party to vote in my state, so a lot of people vote in both primaries - it's about the only thing I don't hate about my state).

Yang isn't going to drop out anytime soon. He's small right now but he's growing in stature and attention and just hit his fundraising goal for TV ads in early voting states.

He's kinda pulling a Bern, in that he's managing to build a base without a lot of media attention. It's interesting to watch. Mayor Pete gets more attention, but he's another one who is out-performing predictions.

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Oh no, Beto just dropped out of race for President despite him saying he was β€œborn for this.” I don’t think so!

Based

I’m really disappointed he didn’t call him β€œBeta.” Sad!

Because your insults are actual clever?

Seething

Ay dios mio. Adios senor Roberto Francis.

He dropped out on the Day of the Dead lol

Beto was last reported seen on a San Antonio street corner, offering strangers to stand on counters for cash.

Where is that beto account that posts here.

Who will scoop up the furry vote now?

Beto was last reported seen on the corner of a busy El Paso intersection, offering strangers to stand on their counters in exchange for $5 or a pack of cigarettes.

He’s married to a billionaire heiress. He’ll be fine.

Beto is finito? Alexa, play Despacito.

The moderators of this subreddit have set it to private.

the absolute bussy-blasting

Hell yeah we're coming for your AR-15s!!!

Time for Jeb to rise up 😎😎😎😎😎

Jeb has a legitimately large vocabulary. He doesn't even brag about it. How are voters supposed to relate? So pretentious.

it's required that you fail before you succeed for presidency

This is going to be unpopular, but I think the bare minimum should be holding an elected position at the state level. It's not just about Trump. President Oprah was also a stupid idea.

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