jesus fuck, you people. I've now unsubscribed, which is a shame, because a lot of greentexts are genuinely funny, but this alt-right underbelly is just unbearable.

Snapshots:

1. "I'm one of the most famous people ... - archive.org, archive.today

I am just a simple bot, *not** a moderator of this subreddit* | bot subreddit | contact the maintainers

"I'm the most popular attraction at the freak show"

Tfw the bearded lady has more T than our favorite dramatards

It's over for beardfoidcels.

Did it ever really begin?

Oh no pizza...

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What does ironic posting on /r/drama have to do with any of this?

as if pizza has ever been ironic about anything

The does not exist enough characters in a reddit post put the number of quotations around ironic required for pizza.

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Have you owned the libs yet?

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we should keep him banned because watching him sperg out on other subs is more fun than watching him sperg out here

I suggest you go eat a banana in your mud hut you 3rd world piece of trash. Hit me up when your country isn't the armpit of the planet.

Wait, why was he banned?

Have you not seen a Pizz post🤔

I argue with him constantly. I thought he had mod immunity because he created so much drama.

coin bans, not mod bans.

In Pizz's case I support late-teen abortion.

post-birth* abortion. this would be somewhere around the hundredth trimester

Pizza is 30 though

Hard to believe his mom hasn't forced him out yet.

He says that he is freeloading off of his dead grandma's money.

HArd to believe he is living a more degraded life than I expected.

I think hes waiting for her to die actually and is working at sea world rn

really? That's even more embarrassing. I always assumed he was some self-hating redneck NEET in his early 20's.

He's not wrong though. But it's like saying your the biggest tard in the asylum

he is wrong about 95% of the time

if you find yourself regularly agreeing with him, you need to basically change everything about yourself

Make me

ok I will

*slowly places hand on thigh*

You have to ask MzCherryBlossom for permission.

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STRAIGHT BOYS IN DENIAL

There is no such thing as a heterosexual white male. Every single one of them is either gay or bi in denial.

He's actually never been wrong before.

Whenever he says something that isn't completely retarded I can only assume he's joking

Pizza seems to be losing it...

I suggest you go eat a banana in your mud hut you 3rd world piece of trash. Hit me up when your country isn't the armpit of the planet.

Based though.

And when you dunk too hard on him he will block you now.

No way, what a complete pussy hahaha

Ya and he’s the one that left himself completely open for a neet joke, in this comment he made. I can’t help it, I just take it when I see it

Where is the lie?

He actually says something meaningful for once

Wow rude

That time is never for bongs btw

I don't come here to be bullied 🙄

Where do you normally go?

Then are lost

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Seems fine to me.

Based and pizzapilled

Bwahahaha Snappy pls. I want this quote on every 🍕 post. Hmm, maybe the mud people one too.

Also, old.reddit link to epically retardes drama, 😍🐧

The only thing ironic about pizza posting is how ironic it is that he believes it is ironic.

He is unironically my favorite poster on reddit. He just can't help himself.

member when pizza said he was quitting drama and then came crawling back like a week later

He’s done that like five times in the last two years

People who announce they are leaving forums and them come flouncing back are always drama queens

Is """he""" finally transing?

Which time?

Sorry, didn't see yours until after I'd posted mine.

Which time?

And LARPing as a boomer who hates his smelly wife

even earlier. PS is east coast

Not just east coast, but FLORIDA

He's from Florida? That explains everything

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Mod it.

What a beautiful mess.

I mean, he isn't wrong

every single one of you idiots is responsible for this FYI

that guy sucks so fucking much and he knows it and we know it.

As a brazilian i will have to apologize for my compatriot's arguments against the most famous person on r/drama, i will make sopa de macaco out of him now

Mmm 🥘 🙊

Shut up Brazilian

Silence thyself, niggardly jew

:( you made me sad

At least you know you're better than those dirty Paraguayan swamp fanatics

I'm sorry, I want to make 'Brazilian' a slur and the only way that's gonna happen if I degrad Brazilians

https://youtu.be/c8kQYndADUw

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I don't think hes even that well known. Just the mod team has contained Notch Milo and Darqwolf at one point or another, and also jewdank and hangingplacetit for reddit famous individuals. Add in the various powerjannies and lawlz and I don't think ps makes top 10 counting just mods. Thats gotta fucking sting.

PS is just the guy who used to do the Chants family serious posting

Huh, I always thought that the Chants were a Snally joint.

well TIL. I was just making shit up

Jesus christ, of course this argument started with lolbertarians opposing a law that would make it easier to crack down on child porn.

There aren't actually a lot of libertarians posting to /r/Libertarian. Most of the content and posts now come from unironic Chapo posters and similar weirdos.

Wait what? Why are chapo people posting on /r/Libertarian ? Trying to colonize it or something?

Because the lolbertarian mods are insistent on not banning anyone so that they don't appear hypocritical. So of course chapos and anarkiddies abuse this. You'll see heavily downvoted posts defending private property ownership on a "libertarian" subreddit

Really makes you wonder about the whole libertarian open borders thing, huh?

Nothing more libertarian than selling out your nation, its traditions, and the well-being of its established citizenry so that transnational corporations can squeeze out more profit for their "global citizen" shareholders.

NAZBOL GANG

Trying to colonize it or something?

O'Sullivan's Law: any organization or enterprise that is not expressly right wing will become left wing over time. There's a process extreme leftists follow to make that sort of thing happen. It's the biggest reason why you keep hearing "everything is political" and we can't have nice things, like pinging lolcows.

I'm one of the most famous people on /r/drama.

It just goes to show how far persistence can take you.

It just goes to show how far persistence weaponized autism can take you.

ltrly the only user to ever convince me to unban him just to shut him up.

I mean he isn't wrong but who the fuck would brag about being popular on /r/drama. That's like bragging about being the most bullied reject retard in community of reject retards.

Pizza will never not be boring tbh. He doesn't produce good drama, he just confuses retards with his advanced retardation

Remember Trappy Saruh?

Jesus Christ he said this unironically. Dude's making me feel a lot better about all my failures in life.

I’m not complaining

He says after typing out 20 whiny paragraphs of an argument with someone

I don’t give a shit lol

Yes you do

He lacks a lot of self-awareness because there isn’t a Wikipedia article for him to copy-paste in lieu of an argument.

I just got a 3 day ban on a sub for calling a reality star retarded. I feel one with dramatard pizzashill right now. I just need about 20 more alts and the desire to argue with everyone on reddit.

3 day ban

Sweetie that's nothing. I've gotten countless permabans for making /r/drama posts with links to drama in other subs. Every time they mute me when I ask why I was banned because they know I didn't break any rules. They deported me just because I come from a sub of peace and love.

I'm just starting out. The ban world is my oyster now. I've got a taste for the ban and I like it. I think it helps to have at least 20 alts in reserve.

This is why pizza brings five times the entertaining content to r/drama than masterlawlz ever could.

It sounds like I need to drastically increase my content output then!

It's OK. You're slightly more self aware so it's probably better for you.

Pizza's got pizzaz!

#PIZZAGANG #PIZZAGANG #PIZZAGANG

Jesus pizza whipped them into a frenzy about 12 comments down the chain, that level of dedication is impressive and disturbing.

I love pizza so much.

What a fucking dork lmao

That's like wining cards against humanity. You feel like shit, but you won at the end of the day