Ben “Out to Lynch” Garrison writes some fanfiction

1  2019-11-16 by Burnnoticelover

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Honestly it’d be funny to watch him get pardoned.

Congress could call him back in and he wouldn’t be able to claim the 5th anymore on anything related to this.

I don't know if he'll be able to withstand the strongly worded letter that the dems will throw at him if he refuses to comply

Can’t claim executive privilege on any of the Stone stuff. Wasn’t president then.

Congress could call him back in and he wouldn’t be able to claim the 5th anymore

How so?

Because accepting a pardon implies guilt. If you’re not guilty you can’t be pardoned.

good thing he forgot in the meantime about everything

I don’t recall

That's debatable. But what it does do is negate 5th amendment privileges because there's no legal jeopardy either way.

He could claim he's afraid of state level charges.

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yes but actually no

This one has to be a parody, even by his own standards

Ben didn't draw this, there are barely any labels

Daddy isn't nearly buff enough either.

Whatever it is, it's wildly inaccurate..

Prison uniforms are orange. They don't dress like Beetlejuice.

I mean, if Trump loses or the impeachment goes somewhere I 100% expect this to happen.

This actually reminds me of Sonichu.

cope

No nut november

It's weird how thin Trump is and how thick his hair is.

Here’s a more realistic depiction of our beloved president

Trump has gotten progressively skinnier in Bens work lmao. This ones almost unflatteringly slim tbh. Stone of course is a lumpy blob irl but if anyone can shrink him up, it’s Ben! 😂😂😂

Its pretty bizzare because liberal cartoonists of obama didnt feel the need to make him the subject of their homoerotic fantasies and usually made him have even bigger ears than usual.

Rightoids are cucks we should know this by now

There isn't anyone on the left that is like Trump. Obama was never a cult leader, despite what conservatards kept claiming.

You can find ample amounts of criticism directed at him from the left-wing media and even /r/politics was openly disagreeing with him on a number of issues.

Trump is drawn like this because conservatives are super vulnerable to strong-man figures that make them feel good.

It's a cult of personality.

thanks for the reacharound it wasnt needed but welcome nonetheless

Left wingers have empathy so we have no problem jerking off a fellow libcuck.

Wait.... Is that gay if it owns the conservatives?

At least he got Stone's weirdly shaped head right

I mean it's possible and since Trump will win 2020, who knows

Post bussy.

English must be hard

Pls look at sidebar and learn our language or I'm gonna call ICE on your stupid lazy ass

Better living in those camps than the shit hole countries they escaped from. Wonder what those dozen plus embassies in Mexico would have done if those ppl asked for legal help there?

Fuck off scrub

Just a gentle reminder that by Allah's grace, mayos are gonna be a minority in the USA in a couple of decades and there's nothing you 👆 can do about it

Fuck Allah. Fuck religions. And doubtful, but honestly, the way the world is ruined now, I wouldn't be surprised at what happens

Tell us more about the world before it was ruined. Did you get to change more elegant chamberpots before?

DEPORT

Into your mother's pissy?

No, back to the cuck shed.

Yep, as your dad fluffs me and i pound her holes

Who do you know here?

Despite the best efforts of the SS members ICE employees, the camps are probably still a better place to live in than whatever trailer park you came from.

D E P O R T E D

Not gonna happen.

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I like how Ben isn't even mad anymore, just delusional. Usually he throws in the little tidbits like "DEMONRATS" or "DEEP STATE" but here he just goes straight into "he didn't do anything, everything is fine, look how good he looks in the prison uniforms!".

I hope he's okay.

I mean he’s never been okay per se

The stripes on the pants or those on the sleeves should be rotated 90 degrees. Unforgivable!

Trump says Roger but the label on the prison uniform says Stone. How am I supposed to know who he is?

Imagine being proud that a person working with your pres is a felon. Right wingers are hilarious.