Should fatties be allowed to vote?

1  2019-11-16 by Llamayoda

Think about it seriously. If a group of people were 1) unable to make competent decisions 2) lacked any self control 3) didn’t contribute to society We would be up in arms about removing their right to vote. So why don’t people feel the same about fatties?

40 comments

1  Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-16

I agree

1  BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-11-16

I mean if you're already allowing women to vote, does it even matter?

1  Llamayoda 2019-11-16

We can abolish the 19th after that.

1  tHeSiD 2019-11-16

Do it now before Warren becomes president..

1  Kaiser-romulus 2019-11-16

Also, landowners only.

1  McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-11-16

So basically just banks.

1  kurwamacja 2019-11-16

So basically just (((banks)))

1  CantWakeUpJPG 2019-11-16

What are you implying here, gentile?

1  kurwamacja 2019-11-16

n-nothing, mr. goldstein

1  Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-16

This, but unironically.

1  taytaybraps 2019-11-16

Tfw millionaires paying rent for luxury apartments can't vote but Walmart Americans living in mobile homes can.

1  The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-11-16

The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter.

--- Winston Churchill

1  throwaway999999812 2019-11-16

Fatties make up the majority of human mass in America so they run the show

1  I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-11-16

I dont think they run in any sense of the word.

1  informative_dude 2019-11-16

You should only be able to vote if you have achieved 1/2/3/4, weaklings and foids shouldn't vote.

1  MrBufkin 2019-11-16

No, and that includes skinny fat moids and foids 👌

1  taytaybraps 2019-11-16

The fuck is skinny fat? Sounds like an oxymoron

1  MrBufkin 2019-11-16

Normalish human build, but replace the muscle volume with matter about as firm as soft tofu 🤢

1  Can_The_SRDine 2019-11-16

Literally nobody but me.

1  Ingelri 2019-11-16

And furries, cause animals don't get to vote.

1  KaaraRaven 2019-11-16

Rude!

1  Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-11-16

We all know you're just a bird who took points in Bluff and Language (Human).

1  Habahz 2019-11-16

I identify as human tho

1  [deleted] 2019-11-16

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1  lexursa 2019-11-16

I'm sorry, what?

1  TheBestEagle 2019-11-16

No. All voting places should be in heritage buildings without elevators on the 5th floor at a minimum.

1  Manchu_Fist 2019-11-16

I 100% unironically believe we should go full starship troopers.

Only people who served should vote.

1  taytaybraps 2019-11-16

most people serve because they're too stupid for higher skilled work tbh

1  subaru_97_caracas 2019-11-16

that might change if you need it to vote

1  thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-16

IMO a BMI over 35 has is "clear and convincing evidence" that a person is a danger to themselves. This is grounds for involuntary commitment. Assess them, begin treatment of their mental health problems, get them on a treatment plan, and regularly follow up with weigh-ins until they're better. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure.

1  I_DRINK_TO_FORGET 2019-11-16

No.

1  fernguts 2019-11-16

Make 'em earn their votes on a treadmill, like in Black Mirror.

1  habibi_1993 2019-11-16

votes per person:

1/2 [ log2(1 + ($ taxes paid this year) / $30k ) + 1/ (1 + (BMI / 11 - 2)2) ]

So if your BMI is 22, and you pay

  • $30k in taxes per year, you get 1 vote.

  • $240k taxes, you get 2 votes.

  • $3.84M taxes, you get 5 votes.

If your BMI is higher (or lower) than 22, you need to pay more taxes to get 1 vote.

BMI 25 (or 19) you need to pay $33k taxes for 1 vote.

BMI 30 (or 14) you need to pay $46.5k taxes for 1 vote.

BMI 50 you need to pay $80k taxes for 1 vote.

1  Mayos_side 2019-11-16

No.

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1  Altin_Beg 2019-11-16

I honestly agree

1  Tytos_Lannister 2019-11-16

after they pay the bill for all the subsidized corn

1  Shubard75 2019-11-16

Don't those describe all Americans, though?

1  Phantom_Engineer 2019-11-16

It does

1  taytaybraps 2019-11-16

Even though I'm a bit of a chonker myself these days, I'd be in support of this.

16 of the fattest states in the country voted for Daddy. So giving up my currently non-existent right to vote in order to ensure Daddy loses is a justifiable sacrifice.