Well at least he'll always have that unique pickaxe from Skyrim named after him

I edited his name out of the FTL backers list of random crew names

This is actually the sort of thing my therapist recommends I do

Same person:

I mean, I used to be able to open some jars before going on estrogen and now I need to ask people (mostly women because men scare me) to open everything for me because hrt has atrophied my already lacking muscle.

Troids lmao

40% pls

because men scare me

Lmao says the dude in a dress

Calling notch a neo nazi? What the fuck dis they mean by this?

Mansplaining is a good thing. Sometimes foids get overwhelmed by their emotions and can't understand complicated things or make level-headed decisions. Having a man break it down for them is usually helpful.

This is always what men say, but y'all need to recognize the fact that your sex drive clouds your thinking and judgment on an equal level as the neurotoxin estrogen does ours.

The ultimate truth is that neither men nor women know what the hell we're doing, and we're just a bunch of monkeys who are victims of our own neurochemistry flying through infinite space because 2+2=4 instead of 5.

Silence, foid

Notch is based, I see him turning into our generations McAfee after he loses most of his money.

He won’t live as long. He’s really fat. Take this as a lesson: No matter how much money you make, fat is fat. Get in shape. Go to school. Don’t be a fool. Play it cool. Keep off drugs. Give a stranger a hug. Kiss the stranger. Tell the stranger you have loved them for eons. I have left you a knife. You know what to do.

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How would he lose his money when all he does is stay home and shitpost all day? òvò

He's a billionaire, what the fuck would he spend it on anyway?

he could lose 15/16ths of the money after just a few failed marriages in Guatemala.

That is my plan, at least

marrying Central Americans

🤢 Jesus Christ

Funko Pops

Speed

He has a candy wall

The candy wall came with the house. He actually complained about it.

Ought to just refill it with narcotics.

lolis

our generations McAfee

So batshit crazy.

Crazy like a fox.

McAfee will be recognized as a saint before the century is done, so watch your mouth.

If all it takes to "silence" you is some neckbeard being passive aggressive, then you never had anything of value to say.

Unironically hottest take of the day

His 15 are up, and despite claims to the contrary, I'm sure it bugs the fuck out of him. He's no longer prevalent.

Imagine being this stupid "prevalent" jesus fucking christ they are painfully narcissistic and egotistical.

Calling out someone for mansplaining is ironically gaslighting them.

lol why do they always try and convince themselves that hes miserable or whatever

My favorite part of these posts is that these people act like it's fresh when the time stamp shows it's a 3 year old tweet. Okay, rage about something that doesn't matter anymore. The only one getting their blood pressure up is you.

How is saying mansplaning is stupid equal “hating women”

Pizza please explain

They’re saying that criticizing the term “mansplaining” while being guilty of being male is itself mansplaining.

Argument insta-win. If a man asserts something, he's wrong because mansplaining. Also note how the foid was silenced by his statement.

Classic Kafka Trap

Mansplaning is just women being wrong but not wanting to admit it.

he stated a fact though

Lawlz you're just another mansplainer. You sticky your man-opinions about man-children's shows on the sub everyday, taking the place of women's posts and thus silencing them on r/drama.

Lawlz > Waahhmen

God bless him for that.

tru

There's no foid equivalent to moidsplaining because foids aren't smart enough to explain anything. The very language foids use to complain about moids betrays their inherent inferiority.

Ovaryeacting

Well as Notch said, they cuntfuse the issues.

McAfee notch 2020

That thread is full of literally shaking rn

It almost feels out of the great literature tradition. Microsoft gives Notch enough cash to sustain him for a thousand lifetimes. And here is Notch: young, fabulously wealthy and can literally do anything the world has to offer thanks to his youth and means.

But instead here he is. Isolated, sitting at his battle station passing his days shitposting with the rest of us. You can hear the reverberation of him cracking his Mountain Dew against all the empty walls in whatever McMansion he is holed up in.

A man that has the ability to hire services to indulge the most hedonistic lifestyle we haven't seen in the thousand years. or the means to alleviate some of the suffering of his fellow man rejects both. Instead chooses his insular world of well this.

Is it really possible for one man to be this based? I know the word is overused, but acting like this billionaire shitting on whoever he wants, whenever he wants is somehow wallowing in misery is the ultimate cope.

When they say Notch is a neo-nazi, do they mean actual neo-nazi or “neo-nazi”

Yes

Well he once said both nazis and commies are bad, clearly outing himself as a nazi

https://twitter.com/notch/status/898854001520889856

He's said a few tongue and cheek things about Jews I believe. That's all.

They mean the latter, even though he's hinted at being a race-realist

Holy fuck does reddit cope long and hard when this man presents his hot takes.

Call him a nazi all you want. It doesnt bring you any closer to 1.6 Billion dollars.

Notch is a miserable twat

Imagine calling notch a Neo-Nazi.

Apparently women and transgender women are persecuted as much as Jews in 1944.

Words don't mean anything anymore.

Imagine cuntsplaining to me as an inferior gender

Imagine thinking going from an indi developer to M$ can wash filth off of a franchise.