Great work btw

Social media was a mistake

Imagine how empty your life must be for your validation to come from seeing someone with your same genitals on a rushed out money making nostalgia trip.

I didn’t see any blonde haired, blue eyed white guys in it so I couldn’t relate to it

You didn't see any massive lardasses in it either.

Yeah but I’m not fat

Drama jannie

Not fat

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Guys I’m really not fat. Stop playing.

... he said, fatly.

You can hear the labored intake of air between each typed word.

Nah, that's just Darth Vader's life support suit. Forcecels, amirite?

Fatty bum bum

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whatever you say, Porky

STOP BEING MEAN!!!

sorry

Can hrrrrrrh we stop hrrrrrrh using hrrrrrrh gendered hrrrrrrh language! snorthahrrrrrrh

Nice to see you're brushing up on your Tusken Raider!

https://youtu.be/UyiW60sKT4c

Yes you do. You just have to believe in yourself.

Excellent.

I didn't see any rural rightoid fentanyl-Americans either. Where's my representation?

I'd watch it and give it my input but I've got to make sure the mexicans don't litter on my lawn.

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How brave of those people to assume the gender of everyone

Under rated comment. Ftm trans people should cancel these idiots.

Imagine watching tv at all and not simply sitting in your room in the dark

I guess someone blew all his nice guy tokens and scared them all off

too much violence

well now maybe i should watch it

it's base-level star wars fighting

I liked the scene with the battle droid, first time I feel like they've accurately conveyed what a futuristic fighting machine would look like rather than the metal retards of the prequels.

I remember liking that robot with like six arms and six lightsabers or whatever, but then again I was only like 13 or 14 when I saw the movie.

Umm excuse me he's ackshually a cyborg, NOT a robot

Nah Grievous kicked ass, great design too

bait

I like what they did the only thing that could have been better is if they finally manned up and made an HK-47 esque droid.

But it was kinda weird that they made the droid's combat style the star wars edition of gun-kata from Equillibrium. I kept seeing it everytime he swiveled his arms

Idk if I'd call it gun-kata, there was no martial arts there, just aimlock. And it makes sense for him to have 360 degree swivel to cover every angle

well, re-watch it and look at how his arms swivel and lock into angles and then re-swivel and lock fast, it's like the gunkata in equilibrium when they're just clearing rooms/when surrounded by stationary gun wielding enemies. I just can't unsee it

equilibrium is cool af

Yeah I hate how fiction has to downplay how even modern weaponry works. A good example is that automatic turrets in movies will harmlessly miss the protagonists, but in real life they are accurate and fast enough to shoot incoming missiles

Lel metal retards is truly the best way to describe those shitty bots xD

When he was disintegrating the little sand niggas I was laughing so hard

I somewhat disagree with CucksLoveTrump, the action scenes are the most exciting I’ve seen in Starshit in forever. No video game lightsaber computer animation-cel blowouts.

I'll make you fuck my wife, you ruffian

😣😖😫

Semi-homoerotic non-con hotwifing is not the kink I hoped to start my fetish journey with.

Werner Herzog has a minor role.

Only reason I checked out ep 1

I hope he comes back in later episodes, he makes a very good starshit villain

too much violence

too much violence

star wars

🤔

Fucking saturday cartoons have more violence jesus Christ...

Its not good, dont bother

Don't give disney money and relevance

No foids until the 19 minute mark

Maybe it might be worth my time.

The only good pieces of cinema are one with no women whatsoever, that's why I only watch The Thing (1982) and Twelve Angry Men (1957).

Or was it all in his head??

For your consideration

Much appreciated

Kind of annoying how they want to stick a bunch of random foids into movies who's source material doesn't have any.

master and commander and das boot are both perfect foid-free shipkino

Some of the greatest movies ever.

The thing itself is genderfluid

It's actually asexual which is why I hate asexual people too because I never see them overwhelm another person and assume their identity.

No it goes back and forth between male and female. The dog thing was a girl

The dog was male bitch don't try to talk to me about movies ever again.

I read the book dont back sass me

I don't remember ever saying that the book had no female characters.

Reminds me of that movie Splice, where the experiment starts out as a female child thing and rapidly ages into female adult thing and fucks the male researcher and then changes into a male thing and rapes the female researcher.

I strictly watch Brokeback Mountain and only Brokeback Mountain.

Don't forget My Stepdad Jerked Off The Swim Team (2019)

Sorry for my ignorance but what is a foid? I’m new here. Pls don’t bash me to oblivion cunts

A foid is a fighter droid

lol nice ty

lol 🐄 dont downvote

Asteroid is a thing that looks like a star but actually isn't, factoid is a thing that looks like a fact but is actually untrue, and so on, so femoids or foids for short are things that look like people but are actually females.

fun little factoid, unlike the rest of the English speaking world in the united states the word factoid simply means 'a brief fact' because words having actual meanings is too complex for them, other examples include nonplused which means 'bewildered or confused' except in Burger language were it now mostly means 'not bothered', and the word 'culture' for which the North American definition is quite inexplicable.

tfw Australian and only know the burger meanings of those words

Oh your new here? Have you had your bussy checked for aids yet? Cause genital warts aren’t aids fyi they can be cured pizza can suck them out

lurk moar

The polar opposite of a moid.

Where's your spork?

It's the abbreviated version of "femoid," an internet joke word for women. Women were a mistake. Post Bussy, LOL.

Day of the banpocalypse when?

And she has a mask

On the plus side, no violence against women.

Progress!

What would they do if the mandalorian just went up and decked a random chick? Would it be equal representation?

After changing their panties, they would complain... yet secretly yearn for it to happen to them.

Well we don't know what those Jawas identify as. Also that big monster was laying eggs soooooo

I've seen several additional layers of hot take whereby 'people' are pointing out how the female creature the mando tames in episode 1 only exists to be subjugated by a man and the implied female creature he kills in episode 2 is murdered and has her egg stolen from her. They seriously have nothing else fucking going on

Let's get that equality represented raised from 0% to 50%!

Every single one of these people is irrelevant. Who digs through 1 like / 1 retweet twitter to look for shit to be outraged about?

Rightiods

and "journalists" lol

so what does that make OP

An agenda-poster

better answer: a retard

Rightiods

Do any rightoids outside the media types actually use Twitter? I've never really taken a look. I know they banned our ol' buddy Milo, but that's about as far as my "Rightoids in the Twittersphere" knowledge extends.

Honestly, it's also leftoids who get frothing at the mouth enraged because of 3 boomer Christians on Twitter. See: any nontroversy about Starbucks Christmas cups over the last 5 years. But that's pretty much the journalist angle.

There are political retards of all kinds on Twitter. You have lefties busting out the "yikes" and "y'all" all the time when they say some dumb shit and get ratioed to hell.

Relevant twitter white people pick one

A foid saying something stupid is as important as Trump tweeting he's going to nuke South Dakota.

Lmao at the guy who put the exact time stamp that the woman appears as if to hammer his point home harder

That's to help him remember where to fast forward to after edging to trap porn for 4 hours.

Coomers on suicide watch 🙀

D O M I N A T E D

imagine watching mandalorian

I did and the first episode was pretty good.

cope

The 2nd was even better. If you've ever seen Shogun Assassin it looks to be an adaptation of that which was an adaptation of Lone Wolf and Cub

Jesus, man, starshit is bad enough without you tossing weaboo shit on top of it.

Its actually african american culture because The RZA sampled Shogun Assassin for The GZA's album liquid sword

So long as it's someone from Wu-Tang I'll allow it. At least it's not the mumbly bullshit the kids play now (holy shit, I'm old).

Its a fucking kid show. Its like watching clone Wars

Ok, but baby yoda was cute enough to make Werner Herzog cry.

Baby yoda is cute af

Disgraceful, this is why I only watch porn.

Yeah, but your porn has no women in it either.

Ok, I'm just going to put this here because you obviously need it.

https://www.bible.com/#!

Haram!

imagine being so fucking dumb that you complain about "to much violence" in a television series named after a race of fictional humans with an incredibly brutal warrior culture. these faggots don't care about star wars.

these faggots don't care about star wars

and neither should you

Imagine when he drops his helmet it's actually a female.

Said this in the first episode I still think it's gonna happen

They will complain regardless unless it's a MtFoC

Is that (Man to Female) of Color, or Man to (Female of Color)? 👀

First one, then the other.

I don't think they will because they made a conscious choice with the mandalorian blacksmith lady to give her a breastplate that left no doubt she was a woman. To me it was the showrunners basically laying out "here's what a female mandalorian looks like and here's what a male mandalorian looks like". Also the childhood flashbacks he looked like a boy.

Twitter must be destroyed

Did they all just assume the gender of that assassin droid?

Yikes!

Assuming gender jokes in 2019 😴😴😴

Oh wow it might actually be worth watching then

Hmmm, I've heard it's pretty good, too.

COINCIDENCE?

Friendly reminder that sexism is correct and nobody wants to watch shitty female "action stars."

You mean you didn’t enjoy Oceans 8?

I wish they would re-make Band of Brothers with an All Fem*le cast. Call it Suite of Sisters.

It will take place during WWII in Topeka Kansas where these real victims of war lived.

These are some great endorsements.

"There's to(sic) much violence!"

"No female lead role!"

I mean they are right. I saw a review written by some idiot about how great The Mandalorian was, because the force has never been female and there is no forced LGBTQ shit. Of course white chuds will eat it up.

Here come the Baby Yodacels

Dick the incel boy

People who use the chud only fuck when they rape

mmmmmm shit my diaper i must

overdose on breast milk i shall

Mike is rightly pointing out that only undesirables use the word "chud," and they're usually the same undesirables who think "boot licker" is an insult.

In other words, deport this Chapo loser back to whatever filthy tankie sub they usually infest.

Chapo check

0 of gimitko's last 898 comments (0.0%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse.

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Oh I recently discovered the subreddit, still haven't commented yet.

What are your opinions about "mouthfeel"? Do they align with Chapos?

Still haven't fucked a trans person unfortunately. Looking forward to change that.

Faggot

Faaag.

foids are mad

so it's a day whose name ends in Y

It has 2 women side characters and 1 black side character lmao all the mains are mayos

I love that all of these tweets except one had no engagement whatsoever meaning the person who prepared this image went searching on twitter for something to be mad about

how do people even notice this?

Complaining about TV show about Mandalorians having too much violence.

Way to miss the point completely.

retarded starshit is full of moids

i actually feel bad being a moid.

Sorry ladies, but you don't need a reason for the first episode to be almost completely guys

1. I bet baby Yoda is female. 2. It's an adaptation of Lone Wolf and Cub so theres a good chance there will be a few female assassins, just chill hoes

Isn’t the head of his people a female? The one that makes his signet?

How can a screencap about something so recent already be so fucked up? Even your average boomer meme has a better image quality than this image.

I feel like sniping Jawa.

too much violence in Star Wars

I love when foids LARP as pearl clutching boomers when it comes to action movies but they go YAAAAS QUEEEEN as their bff gets their 15th abortion

Imagine being this stupid. He literally fights a mother alien monster to steal her eggs. Or do they think it's a moid alien guarding an egg?

I know what I'm torrenting tonight then

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David Ely says a woman speaks at 20 mins into episode 1.

These warnings should appear on screen before the episode.

So far there aren't any women in the Mandalorian so most Star Wars fans should love it

At least he's not trying to pretend that the woke-patrol actually gives a shit about any of these major franchises they constantly bitch about not having mUh RePrEsEnTaTiOn. Gotta love when they unintentionally admit that they aren't the intended audience while simultaneously whining that it's not pandering directly to them.

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Is 19 minutes supposed to be a long time? Take your Ritalin.

too much violence guy is an idiot.

I want to grab his face and yell IT'S A MOVIE ABOUT A BOUNTY HUNTER YOU DUMB FUCK

I think Netflix should ban The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina because there aren't enough male leads.

MANdalorian. Idiots.

Instead of allowing creators to make things in a genuine way, they have to be pressured to make everything these days feminist LGBT friendly. It's so fucking annoying.

I agree, men should always be accompanied by their harem.

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These are either troids or male feminists. I can't imagine that many women actually watched a star wars standalone movie about boba fett.