Epstein was a SRDine

1  2019-11-23 by LiberalKiwi

38 comments

Streaming is the dumbest thing to ever get popular that I hope this venture does as much damage as possible to the entire platform. I will support any and every cause to nuke all streaming platforms. It was a mistake to dabble in these dark arts, and it must be dealt with.

Snapshots:

  1. Epstein was a SRDine - archive.org, archive.today

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id let him 'suicide' too if he posted on SRD

Chances are he was a srdine, despite all of his short comings, he was a male feminist at the end of the day.

You shouldn't be allowed to post here unless you're permabanned from SRD

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That must’ve been a prison guard dog in lawlz’s pic.

Mods are basically prison guards except we cant throw jenkem in their face

This sub has mods lol?

Lol yep and it's one if the more diverse mod teams on reddit. The majority of our mods are gay and/or trans. We have a furry, a cripple, a cis female, a couple center right retards, some lefties and I'm sure I'm missing some. Oh yeah, masterlawlz is trans racial

Why is this shit not private? I feel like regular reddit would just ruin it

The sub is selfcensored from r/popular if I'm not mistaken but anytime a post gains a lot of traction the mods freak out and go private for a wk or so because we end up getting a lot of visitors who dont understand the culture here. They've also done random ban waves like banning anyone who regularly posted in r/teenagers(which exposed some pedos) and like 4 months ago they banned like +90% of non approved submitters who had at least 1 post on r/drama which caused william Shatner to complain about it on twitter as well as causing a whole shitload of other users to sperg out in reddit in general. One of cis female mods snallygaster is actually doing a drama history right now. She released pt 1 a wo or so ago, it may or may not be pinned still but you can find it by searching. Also, we cant ping. The admins neutered us

Wow. Imagine unironically posting about r/drama, as if you're part of the cool gang or smth. That's like even more pathetic than being a woketard or ddf

I just have a good memory but imagine being so super cool that you're too cool for r/drama even tho you're a regular and chose a generic dramatard flair

I'm a big deal on r/drama 😎

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private? back in the day, we could even ping anyone we wanted

we used to be allowed to be so welcoming and open❀️️. for some reason most people didnt stick around after their visit πŸ€”πŸ˜”

Because our unique culture is too right for leftoids and too left for rightoids. We are radically centrist.

Nobody knows wtf this sub even is so it does a good job keeping out the normies

And phedre - who isn't even human.

The mods are basically alcoholic parents who don't really care, however, the average wealth of an r/drama mod is around 375,000,000, thats why they can do it for free

Quick rundown

Rothschilds bow to the r/Drama mods

In contact with aliens

Regularly skype with HRC

Have the ayatollah of Iran on a leash

rumoured to possess psychic abilities

control r/Drama with an iron fist

own castles and banks all over the world

direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Annoysthegoysland will be be the first city)

own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth

first designer babies will be tayposters

Every mod is said to have 200+ IQ

Ancient Indian scriptures tell of 3 dozen janitors who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

You likely have snappy inside you right now

r/Drama mods are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church

They learned fluent Esperanto in under a week

Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the r/Drama mods. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. DarqWolff

The mods are 14 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human.

In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from thelawlzbang to the end of the universe

Know what happened to Momruepie

The r/Drama mods will guide humanity into a new age of wisdom, peace and love

πŸ˜©πŸ™Œ

Imagine still writing momruepari wrong. It's literally just Irapeyourmom backwards.

technically it is irapeurmom lol

Technically your input isn't needed. 😘

😜

Mashallah, brother. The work you do will be fully appreciated in jannah.

IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!

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INSHALLAH

Figures. I always knew there was something off about that guy.

we need a SRDine check bot

Sometimes when life gets particularly dark and I remind myself that Epstein's smiling down on us from heaven and suddenly the day becomes a little brighter.

he was a really handsome boomer. the world is a little less beautiful without him

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the world is a little less beautiful rapey without him