How can we restore America's Christian values? A certain serial adulterer's defense force is on the case.

1  2019-11-24 by Can_The_SRDine

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I like to think that everyone shitty on the Left is just a troll account created and maintained by Barron Trump, attempting to use his mammoth brain to make centrists vote Daddy 2020. Because if these people actually exist, and have these strange opinions that so many people supposedly might have, then I'll have to actually vote for Daddy, given he's the option most likely to put these fucking people in camps.

But I'm wise to you, Barron: you'll never actually make me vote.

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If anyone asks me how I found this ancient drama, I was searching for the 2017 2007scape Pride spergout, because I hate myself and I'm binging on Vyvanse to "study" for exams at 1 am on a Saturday night, I found this comment from the glory days of legalized pinging, and I assumed that if I clicked a lolcow's profile and sorted by "controversial" I'd find some quality gamer moments. Turns out I was right.

I'm binging on Vyvanse to "study" for exams

This is probably a good time to remind you that YOU WERE GOING TO STUDY FOR EXAMS. As much as you really want to keep doing whatever you're doing right now, this is when you gotta shift over to studying, and you will be just as obsessed with that in 5 minutes.

Thanks :)

I have exams in a week. :( Thots and prayers, bro.

/r/drama dissed searching through profiles but it’s a great way to find drama. Good job.

Also searching through most /r/drama users profiles by controversial is hilarious.

Err sunshine, I don’t know if you’ve gotten the memo, but to be a good, traditional and American Christian is to be an adulterous goat who sleeps with the whole town’s women in addition to his wife, didn’t you know that you degenerate cuckold? Get with the programme!

Who do you think you’re kidding, buttercup? Bussy is always fine.

Daddy was pretty based before he started grifting fentanyls

It's been all downhill since the we stopped sacrificing to the gods.

This is some good christshitter cope

The Paris agreement is an extraction of wealth from the first world to the rest, nothing more.

I wonder if this guy is even aware of the fact like, the vast majority of pollution dating back to the industrial revolution came out of the "first world."

Why do they act so shocked that the first world is expected to pay for the clean up?

And before anyone says "but China" we're talking about total, since the industrial revolution. The US got a huge head start on China:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2017/06/01/climate/us-biggest-carbon-polluter-in-history-will-it-walk-away-from-the-paris-climate-deal.html

And this isn't even getting into the fact China is dumping billions and billions of dollars into fighting climate change because they don't have the luxury of denial.

We really have to apologize to the Chinese for all our carbon emissions during WW2. I guess Americans just didn't care about what they were doing to the rest of the world back then. 🙄

It's not that anyone has to "apologize" it's that the constant whining over having to pay for a mess we, ourselves, caused for the most part is getting old.

Even more damning is we used these countries as factories and exported our pollution to feed growing consumer economies. The idea the west shouldn't pay for this is absurd.

Imagine thinking the third world won't use that money to buy more arms and bling.