MLB pitcher Sam Dyson's girlfriend is accusing him of domestic violence from her cat's instagram account ....... while in character as her cat. 😳😐😳😐

1  2019-11-27 by BecauseWeHaveNukes88

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Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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things being hurled at my mom and me

Maybe he was just getting some practice in?

He was just tossing some dishes around in case he has to change his career to ultimate frisbee.

Yes but you also didn’t include he broke snuckles box house pictures. Dudes got it coming to him.

#JusticeForSnuckles

Cats should be declawed and live outside

Crazy dating crazy

Peak 2019 right here, goddamn social media destroyed humanity, we need to french revolution all of silicon valley and make electricity illegal again for at least 100 years.

reject internet

embrace tradition

The Industrial Revolution and....

Humanity finally starts getting wild and you nerds want to put an end to it?

mayo foids using cat instagram post to accuse her moid of abuse is just banal, not wild

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the industrial

Yeah we get it no need to do an average redditor comment

revolution

May end up like a Hans Kovacq graphic novel, may end up just turning California into Frenchland.... I dunno. They got the wine but then they would have to chainsmoke.

Ned Ludd did nothing wrong

Didn't go far enough honestly.

Praise Allah that the cat is OK.

Based Farhan Zaidi somehow getting rid of pitchers with problems before they even surface

Tfw Bumgarner is all that’s left, and he’ll probably be gone

It'll be dark days ahead for a couple seasons at least

white women were a mistake

Is she?

This is a pretty good technique tbqh. I'm way more sympathetic to and likely to believe a cat over a foid.

It would be funny if there was an overwhelming response to help the cat get a new apartment and a job to move away from the abuse, but the woman herself is completely ignored.

If he did what she says, she deserved it for pulling this shit.

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The epitome of "bitch had it coming"

Lol imagine thinking the cat gave a shit about her """mom"""

This is peak foid lmaooooo

Maybe could be a little more mayo foid if it was a golden retriever

I just picture her bringing Snuckles the Cat to court and going up to the witness stand and burying her face in the back of Snuckle’s neck and then talking to the mic in a baby voice hahahahahahha