Rightoid thanksgiving reminder: no need to argue with your woke family member on Thursday just smile and understand that they're lashing out cause they have themselves

1  2019-11-27 by boyoyoyoyong

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And what's Spicer going to say, "Oh yeah, it's all legit!" First of all, he's not even one of the 10, and you can tell Trump wouldn't let him in on it. And second of all, if he did say that, it would just make tons of people bombard him with more questions about it, which he really knows nothing about. This is top level Military Intel at the highest level of Classified Clearance.

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Resident rightoid here:

Both sides of my broken-household family are liberals. Boomer liberals to be exact. One side is liberal, but is quiet about it. They do not like to discuss it on get-together occasions as they know not everyone in attendance agrees. Which i can, and do, respect. They mostly are coming from a sympathetic/nurturing world view (almost centrist), so i can respect their position on things while still disagreeing. Even though, as the days go by they are becoming way more conservative in respect to the "urban yuts".

The other side are the ravenous, MSNBC 24/7, Rachel maddow watching, all republicans are nazis type. Its incredibly frustrating and our family events will turn into yelling and screaming matches depending on the current climate. Imagine the father loudly proclaiming that the Hillary speech about deplorables being 100% correct at the 2016 thanksgiving table.

Wear a Nazbol shirt to Thanksgiving or you're gay

On my more-centrist side, one of them is a huge trump supporter, who is also black, like very black. He wore his MAGA hat and t-shirt to that side's 2016 thanksgiving and everybody just thought it was funny. No hard feelings, such is the way of politics. He even showed us video of him wearing the same outfit on election day as he went to lowes and walmart and stuff. He got the nastiest looks and rudest people, it was hilarious.

Open carry a 16" heritage Rough Rider

oh i got way more scary or obnoxious stuff in my safe

There's nothing better than that loaded with ratshot.

I handload my own ratshot and I'm sure to mix some poop in there for maximum damage

You're doing it wrong if there's not bacon grease in there also

That means less room for poop

Yeah but muslims love shit, they hate bacon and believe they go straight to hell (do not pass go do not collect $200) if pork enters their body. By insuring my bullets are coated with bacon, I am doing my part to send those godless fucks where they belong.

May Allah break your back you disgusting sow

Allah is a phony made up piece of shit, Jesus H Christ is my Copilot so I'm good to go.

Enjoy Jahannam

Lol poison damage. Based

The pressure and heat from being shot from a gun would probably kill all the bacteria, wouldn't it?

Not to get sidetracked, but I really like the Rough Rider. I bought one when I was doing some cowboy action shooting competitions and really like the action of it. I shoot it more than the actual Peacemaker I own, but mostly because the Peacemaker is 150 years old.

Fanning the hammer of my 16 inch at the fudd range is always a favorite

Yikes buddy, one shot per second rule!

NO AUTOMATICS AT THE RANGE, 3 SECONDS BETWEEN SHOTS

LAST WARNING

As much as Texas is a pretty ok place to live, holy shit can they get it together and make some of the useless expanse of land public and allow free shooting on it? I once went shooting on BLM land in California and a goddamn cannon club showed up to fire their cannons. For free.

Just get your own land tbh. There literally nothing better than when your wife's out of town and you can just pop a few off out your bedroom window when you wake up.

That's true, but I couldn't really live on land out in the sticks for employment reasons, and owning, maintaining, and paying taxes on land just to be used as a private shooting range is unattractive. It'd just be easier if some unproductive land without water was held in public trust and let you do whatever.

Let me tell you there's something to be said for driving out where there ain't anybody around and shooting political yard signs after election season for free with no fudd range rules

Understandable. I got a bunch of other miscellaneous shit on my land so it's not just for shooting

What else do you use your land for

Wife has ducks and some apple trees and alittle garden

fudd range

Not getting drunk in the woods and dumping mags at 2am. Por que even vivir?

Very black as in very stereotypical African American or as in very dark 2nd generation African migrant?

The second one

That makes a lot more sense, Africans often hate African-Americans and know they can get away with it

Being an Uncle Tom to own the libs

stepped off the plantation

Check out our based blacks!

Why would he dress like a socialist?

our family events will turn into yelling and screaming matches

Damn that sucks. I don't understand why some people feel the need to turn family events into political bullshit.

Just shut up and eat the damn food

I don't understand why some people feel the need to turn family events into political bullshit.

Its because they live and breathe it. Its literally the entirety of their world view and their moral code is based solely on it. They cant go 15 minutes without spewing some vile comment about "the other side". There as plenty of rightoids who exhibit this, but i find the practice much more common on the left.

I see this sort of attitude on r/politics pretty regularly. Can't say I've seen it on TD so I think you're right about that.

lol they’re talking about real world examples and you’re comparing their situations to subreddits.

Leftoids have inferiority complexes so they live on the internet and act like internet morons in real life when there’s an opportunity because they don’t understand social situations thansk to self diagnosed depression and anxiety (which is totally cool bc nihilist Twitter is so funnayyy)

Yeah I'm probably online too much

Why are you surprised real life /r/politics posters are insuffrable?

People like them are the reason so many people outright lie about politics/daddy

insuffrable

Oh no, TD is definitely guilty. I was reading the hilarious threads about the columbia prof who retired rather than cast some faggy tranny as juliet, and they were calling the liberal world view pure evil like it's some satanist shit.

I agree with them that it's retarded, but evil? That's too strong for my centrist blood.

T_D is now like 90% Christian Facebook boomers. It would make sense that they're equally as insufferable.

My personal theory is that rightoids are less likely to cut leftoids out of their lives than vice versa is mostly just because they like watching the left seethe.

Can't watch someone seethe if you've disowned them.

Leftist memes: a boring wall of text

Rightoid memes: when you kill nigs lmao bottom text

Centrist memes: Perfectly adequate amount of text.

There was some study that showed people on the left were far more likely to unfriend people on Facebook with right wing views than people on the right were to do so with those who had left wing views.

Found it:

https://fortune.com/2016/12/19/social-media-election/

That makes sense though, in the context of the 2016 election. Rightoids won, so they have way less reason to be mad at the other side. I bet that was flipped in 2008.

Oh totally. My people went insane when Obama won, which made the fact that I voted for him twice even sweeter.

Yeah I remember some woman said some shit like unfriend me if you believe in this or that, just generic conservative shit. When I responded with ok bye and removed her she blew up my phone lmao

I always wanted my family to talk about politics. Better than having a distant relative ask you how school is when you graduated six years ago.

"Do you have a girlfriend? You're 28 it's time to start thinking about getting married"

Just go to a church or mosque. Plenty of 30-something women there who are panicing about being husbandless and childless so their standards drop harder than a penny off a skyscraper.

I actually do have a girlfriend, but she's black and telling my grandmother that would be a source of great tension

Seriously, my family has a shit on of political diversity and radicals (one of them says the Scalise shooter did nothing wrong.) Some of them hate Trump so much that they refuse to even talk about him, one hates Christians, some of them are Christians, one wants to assassinate McConnel, etc. And they all know I voted for Drumpf.

We get along fine at family gatherings. Everyone's super happy and celebratory whenever I fly back home to visit.

I don't understand families that tear themselves apart over politics. It's madness.

My exes rightoid dad and I have had a few Thanksgivings together and have discussed politics regularly and it's never been an issue. We just talk and listen to each other's ideas. Usually we can find a compromise position.

This idea like, "fight with or even cut your family off if they're on the other side of the aisle" is widening the political divide in worrying ways.

It just doesn't accomplish anything. Like there's no benefit whatsoever to cutting people you like out of your life due to political differences. Also if I locked myself away in a rightoid echo chamber I wouldn't learn anything about the left's ideas- many of which are great.

If anything, having positive relationships with leftoids and has just enabled me to learn more about their views and soften my own views in favor of certain left wing policies.

Like shit, the rural rightoid that gets called a Nazi for being against late term abortion is most likely super open to the concept of universal healthcare; rather than hitting him with a bike lock and cementing his belief that all leftists are evil, simply talking to him and trying to understand his viewpoint may very well bring him over to certain left wing ideals.

But these people are emotional retards that can't control themselves so they just screech and seethe instead of doing what's most pragmatic for their own side.

The Chad IRL Normie Family vs the Virgin Online Internet Forum Family

Resident rightoid here:

I'm certain you realize that you don't need to preface anything you say with this, right?

it would be like pizzashill prefacing a sentence with, "resident retard here"

Or you prefacing a statement with "resident fag here"

no u

Can I be the resident cuck? My large knitted plush of a pokemon is almost complete.

I’ll fight you for it.

Fighting is anti-cuck, you played yourself

There’s still an order among cucks. A losers bracket, essentially.

You two fight to your hearts content so I can swoop in on your whore of a wife.

Shes already blacked booked for the week. Maybe next week you can fuck my wife while I play all the new Steam games I got on sale

"Resident fag" implies that less than 90% of /r/drama is homogay.

Whatever I'll be gay!

I've been to jail

Based

I’d like pizza prefacing with. “Resident pedo here”

Is all this because of him posting a screenshot as proof? Honestly not taking sides here, just trying to decode the autism while there are only that many hours in day.

Honestly who cares, it's more fun to accept it as fact

Yeah but remember when he pretended to be a soyboy and like dozens of people fell for it? You have to consider the median level of retardation in drama.

true

Dude it's already started for my family, too. My Connecticut born and raised mother in law has been retired for 4 years and has replaced normal human interaction with her iPad and Rachel Maddow.

We had dinner last night after my brother in law's family came in and we were talking about turning off data trackers and permissions on our phones and my MIL blurted out "OMG this life in the world of Trump!!"

"...What?"

"He's changing all the laws to make all this...stuff, possible!"

"What laws?"

"He's, you know, enacting all these terrible things. Ignoring the Constitution. Like, trying to take away our rights??"

"This is all Google, mom"

"Yeah, but, he's letting them..." (chugs wine)

It's gonna be a fun 3 days.

Wanna trade?

My father's side of the family are 24/7 on carfentanyl while wearing MAGA hats and confed flag shirts. Meeting them on Thanksgiving or Christmas feels like visiting a gas station in rural West Virginia at 3 am. You can listen to them blaming everything on immigrants while one after the other overdoses.

That's just funny though, like watching a dog chase its own tail.

Rural WV is way more fun and comfy than insert modern suburbanite hellscape

The fent is what makes the hellhole that is rural WV more comfortable.

The problem is when you're not on fent.

Mountain Dew on suicide watch.

Sounds like community oriented people who believe in family values and have a good time, you rootless cosmopolitan

Sounds fun.

Based fentoids

Lol sounds like my aunt

Is this the post to complain about parents like little retard kids? Let me in.

Boomer dad spends most of his free time watching Big Bang theory, niggerball, or cnn, all in complete seclusion. He’ll get mad if anyone talks over wolf blitzer. He doesn’t even pay attention to what the news jews are saying, they’re just like his parasocial friends whom he “likes.” And my mom and sister watch TLC shows and reruns of friends, exclusively.

The industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

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I’ve got both extremes in my family. A lot of my times its my duty to bring them together and find common ground, as the centrist.

I'm the family rightoid and I've still had to play peacemaker and bring the other leftoid factions together.

Oh ya the leftoid factions will beef more than the rightoids. Rightoids have been winning so they are subdued

Left unity in action folx

Man, white people are fucked.

And that's a good thing

wh*te

people

mutually exclusive

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Just liberals, by the look of it. From an evolutionary POV, their strategy is suicidal, while the conservative one is not.

I mean Rightoids want survival of the fittest while beeing the shit on the boot of society.

That came off super nazi. Still mad about losing ww2?

I dont think you read that correctly

Oh the s in nazi doesn’t mean socialist incoming ltoid take

Oh the D in DPRK doesn't mean democratic incoming dtoid take.

They socialized some things and privatized others. Names are meaningless outside propaganda. The reason Nazis are considered bad isn't their economic policy.

How's that?

I can't hear you over all that Europoor cash flowing into our banks goyim.

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lol rightoids seething.

This is to be expected of the well known Nazi subreddit r/drama.

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Nazis were radical centrists.

🥩🥩🥩🎪🖍️

I'm sure it was just downvoted because of the typo.

How did so many MDEgenerates become approvedcels?

We are in unapproved mode rn.

Oh ew.

No Jd Monterrey

🎅🎅🥐🌽

🙄🙄🙄🧐🔭🐵

approvedcels

Lol the gates are open rn.

We need go reconsider our immigration policies and start deporting dreamers.

Yeah, we don't want to end up dealing with Chapo losers, MDE scum, and other reprobates like the pedophiles in /r/Libertarian do.

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That's every [insert x race] supremacist in a nutshell. Having the need to feel superior without accomplishing anything.

look at all my race's inventions

Yes! A person with the same skin color as me did x thing! Therefore I am superior despite being a basement-dwelling, monstrously overweight bum!

Don't forget to put it on your resume.

🌛🌜💩🙈

Well when you don't have any personal accomplishments to speak of you gotta find something to jerk yourself off with

🕞✈️🚀🚀🐽

Most people would just get a sock.

🦄🦄🍶🥢

🔙🔜🆒🆗

I mean you say this, but like the Hippies were near identical to attitude-wise this in the 60s (favoring blacks over themselves) and the world only got many times better as a result, so

Imagine thinking the world is better than it was in the 50s for any other reason than technology improving, which is already a kinda shit reason

I see no reason to not think that, but you may enlighten me if you so please

Segregation was lit. The end.

Unfortunately, I am not of the same mind on that topic. However I do see your point, and am content to respectfully agree to disagree.

okay FAG

Unfortunately, I am not of the same mind on the idea that I am a fag. However I do see your point, and am content to respectfully agree to disagree.

> thinks getting bussy through a hole in a bedsheet is peak sex

Declining crime rates, declining poverty, declining war, the Internet.

Many things have been getting better since the 1950's. If not for the fact that we are probably about to fuck everything up with climate change I would be happy about how things are going

lol shut up leaf faggot

Why does everyone think a bunch of acid-obsessed fat weirdos who lived in vans had a profound effect on politics

hippies were the gamers of their generation

Weirdos ended vietnam

Gamers ended Iraq

everyone knows this

they are equally plausible

also you imply that Iraq "ended"

Gamers require a constant supply of new wars for new content in their games. They only ended Iraq because they got tired of blowing up virtual mosques. Disgusting

Now that I think about it, the conventinal consensus is that CoD games only turned to shit around MW3, which was released in 2011, the same time the war technically """ended."""

I must retract my previous point. You're right: gamers have a vested interest in ensuring wars continue.

Next stop: Bolivia?

Ghosts already tried South America (specifically mostly Venezuela) in 2013. That one was still to this day top 3 of the worst CoD games. I wouldn't hold my breath super hard

Has anyone done a late 19th C Himalayas Great Game?

Gamers caused brexit and got trump elected don't you know.

Imagine thinking anything other than Watergate ended Vietnam

s/fentanyl/acid/ and you get current year rightoids.

had a profound effect on politics

Do people actually think that? People actually think it's more than just dudes wearing beads and girls in ponchos?

people think they ended the Vietnam War when in reality it was almost definitely the normies who did it

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They're unconsciously preparing for the inevitable criollo/castizo takeover.

Castizo futurism is the way

No worries, in 20 years hapas and light-skinned blacks will be white.

inshallah!

[greentext]>be leftoid

argue at family gatherings(#gt)

[>be leftoid

ruin family gatherings](#gt)

be rightoid ruin internet gatherings

> be autstic

> too busy thinking about trains to notice any arguments at the table

Based. Pumped to set up the track around the christmas tree after thanksgiving.

oh hell yeah brother

if anyone was wondering what their old pal GH22 wanted this hanukkah szn:

https://www.reddit.com/r/modeltrains/comments/e27kwq/g_scale_big_boy_by_usa_trains/

Ooh that's dank. I just have the janky HO set from when I was little.

I never realized how neat model trains are until just now.

be radical centrist ruin family and internet gatherings

Be centrist at family gathering

YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU ABSOLUTE IMBECILE

Even Reagan would be considered a leftist liberal by modern cuckservative standards. It's like dividing the universe into "bananas" and "not bananas" and then getting upset when the latter exhibits literally zero unifying features.

Even Reagan would be considered a leftist liberal

I mean, he signed a law that gave amnesty to over 3 million immigrants. Of course current day Conservatives would hate that.

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C O P E

The Washington Post called Obama a conservative less than 48 hours ago.

called Obama a conservative

For the egregious sin of telling progressives to slow their roll on fringe shit before they totally alienate the rest of the country

Reagan's a leftist, and now Obama is a conservative.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/11/22/barack-obama-conservative/?arc404=true

Funny how the world works.

rightoids won the political war, the one that matters

They should've looked at conservative minority groups to see if the same self-hate effect occurs. Òvò

someone did actually

black liberals and black conservatives both have an in group preference, black liberals slightly morseo. Hispanics are the same across politics.

Imagine having a thanksgiving with boyoyoyong, aka “Drunk Uncle.”

I'm having difficulty imagining a scenario wherein boyoyoyong isn't the one who ruins Thanksgiving

My family usually avoids most political arguments. Last year my uncle did say he thought that nobody needed an AR-15, but that's not too big a deal. Ever the peacemaker, I told him that I am deeply involved in gun rights, but that we need them to protect gay Cuban midget immigrants and he seemed to respect that.

Should've told him you're more likely to be gunned down by Jayquan turning his pistol sideways

Statistically he's most likely to gun himself down but keep living in fear.

same usually but my grandma really hates trump so that causes friction. IDK I don't think she said a single thing about bush or Obama

Tell her that she's 80 and of all the things she's had to push through to get a good job, buy a house, raise kids and keep them safe enough for them to reproduce, that not mentioning someone she doesn't like for 3 hours is nothing and to just be a goddamn adult.

I call this “mama bear” politics. They feel like minorities are their cubs. And it’s a bit creepy

That's a good way to put it. There's always been something uncomfortably patronising about liberal politics.

No no it's that whatever white people do it's wrong. They hate you they're bigots, they like you its creepy.

Own with, facts, logic, and reductionism.

Not looking forward to my older brothers cruel barbs about wearing my guy fawkes mask at the table

How I imagine mutts at Thanksgiving this year : https://youtu.be/5F18bkfTfos

Mayo moid's burden

Woke families don't celebrate Thanksgiving.