[Veganism] Unironically, why should I feel guilty eating animals? We rose to the top of the food chain fair and square while those dumb fucks walked around on all fours instead of crafting tools
1 2019-11-28 by MasterLawlz
People say "Animals are slaughtered for our food" and I'm like, so? Genuinely, I don't get why I should care even a little bit. They're dumb as fuck. Have you ever had a conversation with a fish? Do you think a fish contemplates its own mortality? No, it's a fucking fish. It's objectively an inferior species. We all started as single-cell organisms and their single cells were lazy fucks that decided to spend millions of years in the water. We won fair and square. Imagine not being bipedal in 2019.
Doesn't even the Catholic church have doctrines stating animals have no souls? Jesus Christ himself even taught people how to fish. The literal representation of goodness and holiness still saw no issue with killing animals for food.
Like, do you think if deers had evolved above us and had a taste for human flesh, they would have moral reservations about turning us into deli meats? There was some story about a guy in Australia that killed a bird with his bare hands because it took his food and then he got a fine. How is that fair? Do you think if that cocky little shit stole food from any other animal, it wouldn't have also gotten attacked? Imagine being a hard-working bloke down under and you're trying to enjoy your sandwich then a bird takes it because it knows it's legally protected. I really think the guy did nothing wrong. It's not like he went out of his way to kill the bird, the little bastard started it.
This probably comes off as heartless but nowadays people expect you to cry over every single sob story in the world. You want me to feel bad about impoverished people or ones facing oppression? Fine. But I'm not gonna lose sleep over a cow.
Thanks for reading.
121 comments
1 Matues49 2019-11-28
Vegans are mostly made up of white women (and their orbiters) who have graduated from fucking dogs to bigger mammals. So it's a very personal issue to them.
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1 P5X-777 2019-11-28
Because women have no personalities or interesting characteristics.
So they take up trendy hobbies like being vegetarians or making candles or some vacant bullshit.
1 Chessen113 2019-11-28
Based.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-11-28
What if you do both? Make candles and munch on meat for fun.
1 alphetaboss 2019-11-28
Only if the meat you're munching is a thick slab of man meat. Tube steak is the best steak.
1 NeuralHijacker 2019-11-28
Whilst filling vacant orifices with the home-made candles and lighting them? Sounds like my kinda party!
1 itsyabooiii 2019-11-28
Ah incels, you salty bois
1 Doctor-Pavel 2019-11-28
smaller bodies require less calories, so it's easier for a majority of women to be able to commit to a vegan diet without feeling hungry all the time
1 Chumpacabra 2019-11-28
Though at the same time it's harder for women to keep up on their need for iron. Lots of vegan women take anything from iron supplements to actual transfusions.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-11-28
The other way around per mass, that's why air conditioning is sexist.
1 qksj29aai_ 2019-11-28
I think eating disorders are more prevalent in women on the flipside, maybe the need a system that's kind of extreme?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
I also think it's easier for women because they're not as easily capable of building muscle mass so their need for protein is lower
1 Suns0ut 2019-11-28
The only way to sustain such a shitty diet is to have a smaller body (e.g. foids and manlets)
1 qksj29aai_ 2019-11-28
Did Braincels come here after the ban?
1 sluggyjug 2019-11-28
You're welcome for reminding you of a new word, "orbiters". Now you can run that into the ground like you do with COPE/SEETHE.
1 Matues49 2019-11-28
Are you having a mental breakdown or something?
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2019-11-28
Absolutely seething
1 BroughtToYouBySprite 2019-11-28
Absolutely seething
1 Pinksister 2019-11-28
I don't get it.
1 WhiteTearsForFears 2019-11-28
Dude, you are orbiting him right now.
1 Chapose 2019-11-28
Imagine orbiting pizza 🤢🤢🤢
1 thowaway_throwaway 2019-11-28
There's some incel copypasta I saw ages ago. Something about the difference between humans and animals being things men did (like construction and science).
1 Pizzashillsmom 2019-11-28
MasterLawlz actually being based for once
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-11-28
Wtf I lov- uhhh... tolerate MasterLawlz now
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
eye roll emoji
1 ManBearFridge 2019-11-28
I'm gunna eat you 😛
1 Chapose 2019-11-28
Yet more proof that masterlawlz is hardislife
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-11-28
You kiddin' me?? 🤨
1 kurwamacja 2019-11-28
You forgot that angl*s are subhuman
They don't deserve Allah's creatures
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-28
I do agree with this, with the addendum that I find it hard to respect people who eat meat but have never killed their meal. I approve of accepting our place in the food chain, but spending your entire life pawning the dirty work off on others... is a lazy, self-serving half acceptance of the good only. A human with no experience with inflicting violence is not a strong and well-rounded human.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
Isn't hunting kind of an expensive hobby? I could see it being fun but I wouldn't really know how to do it
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-28
It can be, and a lot of how accessible it is to go hunting is going to depend on where you live (huntable land, permitting, etc). It can be done relatively cheaply though. If you're going to try to do it cheaply, I would suggest getting a milsurp rifle, probably a Mosin Nagant. Ideally one that somebody else already paid to put a scope on, though it would probably be a kind of shitty scope. If going the milsurp route, I would strongly suggest also buying a Ruger 10/22 to learn fundamentals on, and make sure to do a lot of reading on managing recoil anticipation. This route wouldn't be cheap, but it would be manageable expense on a modest salary, if you really stayed dilligent in setting aside money.
Learning how to actually hunt is pretty easy. Ask boomer men that you know and like well enough if they hunt. If they do, mention that you're interested but don't know how, and ask them some general questions about getting started. You'll probably have to ask like 5 boomers before you reach one that both hunts and is eager to take a young person out and teach them. Seriously, they eat that shit up.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
Yeah, I don't know many outdoorsy people. I'm surprised there aren't more classes for that kind of thing.
1 kurwamacja 2019-11-28
Color me surprised
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
I live in DFW, being outdoorsy would require a good drive. I'm sure they exist around here but it would probably eat up a good chunk of your weekend.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-28
There is absolutely a large hunting scene in the DFW area. You'll have to go out of town, yes, but there are a ton of hunters in your area. I can't speak to the details myself, but I have personally known hunters from your area. Start asking people and doing research, it'll be good for you and help you grow to be a stronger person.
1 kurwamacja 2019-11-28
g o o u t s i d e f a t a s s
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-28
You might be surprised how many people hunt even if they don't wear camo on a daily basis. Seriously, just ask some kind of older guys that you know. Failing that, you could always go to a Gander Mountain, Cabela's, etc. and ask the gun counter guys if they have any info on starting. You'd probably be surprised at the resources around you.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-11-28
Imagine needing a firearm to hunt an animal so stupid it runs into cars.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-28
Bow hunter? I respect bow hunting just fine, but honestly, I don't see the grand mystique behind it myself. Plus, it didn't really seem any cheaper when I looked in to it. I have guns for self defense anyways, so using that skill to hunt made sense to me.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-28
Bow hunter? I respect bow hunting just fine, but honestly, I don't see the grand mystique behind it myself. Plus, it didn't really seem any cheaper when I looked in to it. I have guns for self defense anyways, so using that skill to hunt made sense to me.
1 Jeb4Pres2020 2019-11-28
Bow hunter? I respect bow hunting just fine, but honestly, I don't see the grand mystique behind it myself. Plus, it didn't really seem any cheaper when I looked in to it. I have guns for self defense anyways, so using that skill to hunt made sense to me.
1 LightUmbra 2019-11-28
I just hit them with my truck
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2019-11-28
doing things yourself is for poor people.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-11-28
Do you think that homo sapiens sapiens yet would be a thing without our teamwork with canis familiaris?
1 15nelsoc 2019-11-28
Yes. Dogs are just another tool humans employee. Obviously they make certain tasks easier, but they're not revolutionary in any way. Any task a dog can do, a human can do albeit often less efficiently.
Unless you're talking about Gvlden Retriever knots.
1 15nelsoc 2019-11-28
Yes. Dogs are just another tool humans employee. Obviously they make certain tasks easier, but they're not revolutionary in any way. Any task a dog can do, a human can do albeit often less efficiently.
Unless you're talking about Gvlden Retriever knots.
1 Rtoipn 2019-11-28
Grug can lit fire and throw spear on his own, no dog needed.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2019-11-28
This comment communicates a very serious lack of understanding of how much easier a team of canines makes hunting, protection of livestock and general companionship.
Sure, grog could light fire (which is the generally accepted view on how the first dogs separated from wolves, when the ones would approach early humans who could afford to discard waste cooked food), and throw a spear, but having one or more of a team of canines to hunt down food - corner, corral or tree it - made it so much easier.
It made it so much easier, that it is part of the reason for early human's eradication of megafauna, and the transition from a hunter-gatherer society to an agricultural one.
1 NeuralHijacker 2019-11-28
That's why we don't eat them. They are more useful as tools.
1 P5X-777 2019-11-28
The elites want us to eat plants and bugs and whatever other shit because they want the resources for themselves. They want us to basically opt out of mankind's accomplishments. It's basically a new version of Forest Law from medieval times.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-11-28
Greater intelligence and power entail greater responsibility.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
that was said to Spider-Man by an old fuck that got shot and it inspired Peter Parker to live a life wallowing in misery because he can barely pay rent
"I can't use my powers for financial gain, that would be immoral," says the guy collecting food stamps and taking the law into his own hand on a regular basis
1 YHofSuburbia 2019-11-28
Based and supervillainpilled
1 AppealToFallacy 2019-11-28
So many illogical statements in one post...
Appeal to nature fallacy. Also appealing to might is right. See argument 3 for a philosophy professors explanation on why this is a very weak argument. https://youtu.be/Tv2EQfeXuvE
I will quote 2 philosophers here. Jeremy Bentham: “The question is not, Can they reason?, nor Can they talk? but,Can they suffer?" Peter Singer: "If a being suffers, there can be no moral justification for refusing to take that suffering into consideration. No matter what the nature of the being, the principle of equality requires that its suffering be counted equally with the like suffering - in so far as rough comparisons can be made - of any other being. If a being is not capable of suffering, or of experiencing enjoyment or happiness, there is nothing to be taken into account. This is why the limit of sentience is the only defensible boundary of concern for the interests of others. To mark this boundary by some characteristic like intelligence or rationality would be to mark it in an arbitrary way. Why not choose some other characteristic, like skin colour?"
If a soul is something you cant even prove humans have how the fuck are you going to prove animals lack one.
But they didnt. We did. And we have moral agency. And we shouldnt base our morals off animal behavior. Other animals steal, rape, murder and eat their children. Does this mean it's ok if we do the same? This is also a form of the appeal to nature fallacy. If deers were at the top of the food chain, wouldnt you hope they showed kindness to you?
It's not one or the other. You can care about human suffering and animal suffering.
1 LongPostBot 2019-11-28
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1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
no u
1 AppealToFallacy 2019-11-28
Do not fear. Based on the OP I knew nothing intelligent would make it's way out of you.
1 too_much_choice 2019-11-28
Lawlz posts are probably the most intelligent ones on the sub. Just because you're too mayo to see his point doesn't make him any less right.
1 P5X-777 2019-11-28
Someone's in their first semester of philosophy. Was your first homework assignment the "Prove you exist" stuff?
1 Matues49 2019-11-28
oh no...
1 drdome122 2019-11-28
I’ve only read his work on Marx for college. What makes him cringe?
1 15nelsoc 2019-11-28
Lmao "might is right" as a fallacy. If I can crack your skull open and take your shit, it doesn't matter how much you philosophized about the wrongness of it when your brain matter is leaking out your skull. "Might is right" is a simple truth recognized in writing as far back as the 416bc Siege of Melos. You can equivocate about it all you want, but it's still a fundamental reality.
1 15nelsoc 2019-11-28
Lmao "might is right" as a fallacy. If I can crack your skull open and take your shit, it doesn't matter how much you philosophized about the wrongness of it when your brain matter is leaking out your skull. "Might is right" is a simple truth recognized in writing as far back as the 416bc Siege of Melos. You can equivocate about it all you want, but it's still a fundamental reality.
1 AppealToFallacy 2019-11-28
I never claimed it to be a fallacy? It's just principle that has many obvious flaws. Sure I dont have to actually give examples. What is a fallacy though is your appeal to tradition.
1 Matues49 2019-11-28
Except it doesn't. You're just a bug-eating faggot.
1 AppealToFallacy 2019-11-28
So I can beat up a child? I mean might makes right? Men can hit woman just because they stronger? I can torture anything weaker than be just because? Listen to arguement 3 for more on this. https://youtu.be/Tv2EQfeXuvE
1 Matues49 2019-11-28
No, because you're skinny bug-eating faggot who would be pushed around by a 2nd grade bully. Now go dilate.
1 AppealToFallacy 2019-11-28
And you would be outsmarted by the average 2nd grade student. I would say KYS but I'm sure you would fail at that aswel.
1 Matues49 2019-11-28
Check your B12 levels sweaty. All this impotent rage is sure to burn up what little energy reserves you've got left.
1 AppealToFallacy 2019-11-28
Hahaha cheers. Thanks for that.
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2019-11-28
Yes.
1 15nelsoc 2019-11-28
I appreciate the novelty of your account, but you've got to find a way to make your shit funnier if you're going to keep serious long posting on are drama. Maybe insult people ironically as examples with each fallacy you call out.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-28
Shut up, nerdbot.
1 TheEntertainment89 2019-11-28
I always knew lawlz was rarted
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
you didn't even spell it correctly
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
you didn't even spell it correctly
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1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
It's part of the fun
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
It's part of the fun
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
It's part of the fun
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
It's part of the fun
1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-28
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1 _bobsacamano 2019-11-28
Based and darwin pilled
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2019-11-28
whenever a foid gives you shit for eating meat remind her she covers her ugliness with products that contain aborted fetuses.
1 S0m4b0dy 2019-11-28
This is what radical darwinism looks like
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-28
Fucking soybucks. I bet they're ashamed of their antlers and try to shave them down or something.
1 Arayvenn 2019-11-28
Lots of people are vegan for environmental reasons.
1 Chapose 2019-11-28
Most vegans are vegan to tell other people they are vegan and feel smug and superior for being vegan.
1 Arayvenn 2019-11-28
Maybe, but probably not.
1 [deleted] 2019-11-28
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0 cumsocket 2019-11-28
😂
2 Arayvenn 2019-11-28
I am not a vegan. I am also just not so insecure in my own choices that I have to harass others and develop an unhealthy animosity towards others over their dietary choices. You need to talk to someone chief?
0 cumsocket 2019-11-28
SEETHE
2 Arayvenn 2019-11-28
I'll take this as a yes.
1 cumsocket 2019-11-28
Sorry you got so triggered
0 Arayvenn 2019-11-28
Imagine being such a dipshit that you interpret all criticism against you as someone being unreasonably triggered.
1 cumsocket 2019-11-28
Now you've downvoted me, how will I ever recover?
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1 Iowa_Hawkeye 2019-11-28
Standby for a vegan brigade.
1 fatherduck94 2019-11-28
Man fuck those animals lol, I see it more like we're so scientifically advanced we can make burgers out of beans and don't need to eat meat. I eat the hell out of some chicken but fr the most part I think it's more Alpha to not eat meat if I don't have to, plus it genuinely makes me feel better
1 YamiZee1 2019-11-28
Nothing wrong with eating animals. Just the way they're raised is fucked up.
1 Aero06 2019-11-28
Need to find a liveleak compilation of animals being torn apart, disemboweled, and eaten alive to dab on anyone who tries to guilt me with meat packing documentaries.
1 BlooCheckmark 2019-11-28
Morally I don't give a shit about fish, I'm a mammal supremacist, so I don't eat those but do eat fish. Also environmental reasons, though really I don't go around preaching that you should become vegetarian because ethical consumerism is a scam.
1 Arbys_Official 2019-11-28
People who try to epically own vegans are just as annoying as vegans.
I didn't read of this but I would imagine it's the same tired shit I've read 1000 times in murderedbywords posts and Facebook boomer memes. Imagine paraphrasing a Lil Dicky song and thinking you're funny original.
Go fuck yourself.
1 Chapose 2019-11-28
(vegan) HOES MAD x24 😎😎😎😎🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎😎🤣😎🤣👏
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
that's not nice
1 ryzyryz 2019-11-28
too many stickies pls lawlz
1 MasterLawlzFan 2019-11-28
Imho you can NEVER have too many Lawlz stickies
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
or are there not ENOUGH stickies?
1 Kramer_rulez 2019-11-28
Dont take rep this shit unless you support cannibalism.😤😤😤
1 TimothyK4 2019-11-28
Why are meat eaters so insecure when it comes to vegans?
1 employee10038080 2019-11-28
Wow a masterlawlz post I don't immediately Downvote and ignore
1 OceZedClub 2019-11-28
Your entire post is just trying to justify might makes right.
1 LiberalKiwi 2019-11-28
One toke over the line sweet jesus....
1 queerjihad 2019-11-28
B A S E D
A N D
L A W L Z P I L L E D
1 MrGils 2019-11-28
Tank Good, Meat Good, Plant Food bad, PETA Bad, Vegans Bad, Plants Are only good with meat, we’re at the top of the food chain. Send out the tanks of the vegans get crazy. The Vegan Subreddit is garbage, Animal milk is delicious and isn’t stealing from babies unlike the vegans who are busy trying to find out if everything is vegan or not
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1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-28
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVQO76I0Sh0
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