Holiday reminder for leftoids: If you encounter a minority at a holiday get together remember not to immediately attempt to talk like the stereotype you have of them. This is important for two reasons, one it is really condescending and most importantly it shows that your actually super racist

1  2019-11-28 by boyoyoyoyong

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If you're not from the south, you have no excuse to use y'all

Blacks in Cali/north use y’all too which is why this guy feels like this.

Libtards are the REAL racists sweaty

Tbh they are they are usually rich AF and have never been around any minorities other than some Nigerian kid who also attended their elite private school.

"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)

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folksy

Lmao yah that's their goal

Folx

Is that why they say y’all so much?

I think that might just be people with neutral accents trying to be more interesting (and failing)

It sucks that y’all is falling out of vogue

I’m not gonna say “you guys”

I grew up in Louisiana and hearing calipoornia transplants in Austin using "y'all" and "folks" in their nassaly voices sounds so fake it's almost like their mocking a stereotype.

Ugh so I’m just resigned to say “you guys” or “you all” because I’m from Cali smh?

Only southerners have a y'all pass

Well I’m not southern but my grandma is white trash

That would only count if your mom was white trash.

She’s like reformed white trash. My grandma had my ma smoking weed and getting drunk at like age 12

You can say y’all

Just go full spaghetti American and say "youz guyz."

HEY PAISANOS

DO THE MARIO

Are be true Pennsylvania trash and say "yinz"

That's Pittsburgh trash. Philly is youse guys

Imagine thinking there's non-trash in Pennsylvania, lmaooo.

It's like recycling, my man. It's all trash, but you still separate it.

Y’all was never in vogue

I value efficiency in my speech

Okay well you can say it if you are actually from the south. I know a guy born and raised in Seattle who says it and it irks me. Yes, he is a libtard and that’s why he says it.

I've been saying ya'll forever. I hate that it has become politicized since I'm not from the South.

I will never respect you. Sorry.

that's kind of a given for anyone posting on /r/drama tbf

Does Kansas count as the south? I grew up there and I've been saying y'all my whole life

Definitely isn’t the south

Not south but y’all is acceptable there. Some exceptions are allowed.

Tornado valley is grudgingly accepted as country enough. You just join oklahoma as “texas lite”

Lmao God no

"ye" is the historical term

Hmm I do like that but ye means Kanye now

Well they wanted to stop saying “you guys” because it’s not inclusive enough so they went folksy. It’s dumb but that’s why.

I actually find the fact that every single conceivable group has to be ‘ folks’ now to be more annoying. What is wrong with ‘people’?

Or "retards"

What do you mean ‘people’? What kind of people are you talking about?

You people

They need to fuck off with that.

appropriating corn American culture

Smh

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I have noticed that woke twitter will invariably talk like a caveman when they're replying to a minority. They'll say shit like "when you boss in you room and you tryna act like you working" like they're an extra from Car Wash and think they're doing the peocies a favor.

Does anyone else here subconsciously start copying other people's accents after enough exposure?

It's an instinctual trait in humans.

Yet another example the bad leftoids seeing racism in everything.

Being surrounded by foreign accents for an extended amount of time definitely messes with your head a bit and changes your perspective on the language. I noticed that when I was in Europe.

Only time that really happened to me is when I worked with mostly Mexicans and spoke more Spanish than normal and started using their slang

That sounds about right. I guess that is how people learn new languages too

Enormous brain take, this.

It’s a well studied effect. We change how we speak to better fit in with those around us

Does mocking the accent instead of adopting it have the same effect? I don’t really want to change.

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When I was learning Spanish I literally tried to speak in the worst possible most annoying Mexican accent and everyone told me I had the best accent in the entire class.

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When I was a freshman in college I got on great with my roommate so we hung out a lot. At some point his girlfriend who was going to another university came up for a weekend and started laughing when he and I were having a conversation. We both looked at her confused and she pointed at me and said "You're talking like you're black!"

So yes, I start talking like the people i spend time with without noticing.

Everyone does, though some people are more susceptible than others.

That has to so with insecurity and lack of self esteem. There’s been studies in if linking it to autism.

I fucking hate when people do it to me.

We have been incorporating Russian and Turkish into our speech in German "Slang" so I guess that's true.

I hang out with a group of bongistanis a lot and the other day I said I was going to "pop round to the shops" unironically.

Sadly, this means you are no longer a person.

Implying I was ever a person

I assumed you lived in the U.S. for some reason.

My friends I practice Spanish with are Argentine, Peruvian and Spanish. It changes and sloshes around and the lisp gets more or less gay depending.

Argentine Spanish sounds like how Italians would speak Spanish. Pretty based tbh.

I spent a year of my wife in north Louisiana, I noticed myself picking up a thicker accent the more time I spent there. Everyone I encountered had some degree of a redneck or country black accent. It was hard to not pick stuff up.

I didn’t notice until i went back to Houston and people pointed it out.

We are social animals. It's normal.

Lmao there was this one mayo foid at a CC orientation a few years back who said, in front of mostly blacks, it was her duty to speak for blacks because they are marginalized and cant speak for themselves. The basketballs proceeded to laugh at her.

Based and basketball-pilled

Based. Basketballs are the best at putting mayo foids in their place.

Careful with that kind of talk. You’ll make the resident rightoids fail no nut November at the last minute.

Careful with that kind of talk. You’ll make the resident rightoids fail no nut November at the last minute.

There's nothing wokescolds love more than "speaking for" people who are telling them to shut the fuck up lmao

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/dq1dt8/white_woman_on_twitter_gets_shut_down_by_taco/

👏 STOP 👏 APPROPRIATING 👏 HISPANIC 👏 CULTURE

t. white foid

The entire thread is Mexicans telling her to fuck off lmao this is great.

I'm imagining a room full of literal basicballs laughing in unison.

only some of them literally say you’re racist if you don’t speak for them

(It’s somewhere in that video, can’t link to the exact time since I’m technically spending time with family)

Imagine wanting to appease wokeoids

Not going to watch this because you prioritise your family over r/Drama fuck you

I was secretly trying to trick people to watching other parts of the video, it’s full of special moments.

Pretty sure the one in question is around the 25 second mark tho.

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Someone should have asked her how this sounds:

"It's our duty as men to speak for women because they are marginalized and can't speak for themselves"

Sounds pretty sexist doesn't it.

No one needs to speak with slang or have an accent anymore so please stop it.

But if you’re a white conservative, your diction won’t depend on the presumed race of your interlocutor

hmmm

That's an alt right dogwhistle if ever I heard one.

white liberals dumb themselves down when talking to minorities

🐎👞 strikes again

But cuntservaties don't do that.

“Your white friends will do this. They’ll go, “Yo, whassup girl?’” Monroe said, “And they’ll say, ‘Girlfriend… show me some love! Show me some love!’”

The mayo foid recognizes no constraints on their privilege

Verbal bkackface. Inshallah

If you’re a white liberal writing to Emily, you might use words like 'melancholy' or 'euphoric' to describe the mood of the book, whereas you might trade these terms out for the simpler 'sad' or 'happy' if you’re corresponding with Lakisha. But if you’re a white conservative, your diction won’t depend on the presumed race of your interlocutor.

That's just because conservatives don't know those words either

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