You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
His shtick is to make music movies for rich tweens that convince their parents to support their "music career". $50k and Patrice Wilson will make the most bland music video for their precious daughter.
It has to be an intentional parody, right? Like, the part where she enumerates other holidays is exactly the same and in the exact same places as when in Friday other weekdays are mentioned.
December was Christmas in fucking January, JANUARY, it was New years. In April? It was Western easter, or as we superior Orthodox call it, Pascha. In July the world we knew was celebrating the fourth of July, in November the ancient ones came back and bring the chasms of horror known as thæňkßgīvïňğ, now we live in darkness waiting for Christmas, which I think is in December.
48 comments
2 The_Pandemonium 2019-11-28
Sweet, a new piece of evidence to put in my folder of "why white people shouldn't have access to the Internet"
Also kind of weird to have some grown black dude hanging around a bunch of 13 year old girls.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2019-11-28
I assume you never heard of R Kelly
1 ChristopherPatter 2019-11-28
Yeah when black people invented the internet they should’ve just kept it for themselves
1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-28
You didn't even read it, did you? You just disregarded it because it doesn't fit your world view. You are pathetic, scum of the earth. People present you with scientifically backed evidence showing how the world really is and you disregard it because it is brought to your attention by a group of people you find inferior to you.
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1 kurwamacja 2019-11-28
Yaaay!
1 Kellere31 2019-11-28
Ah yes it's "dab on the natives" day again very based. 🦃
2 Lord_Sticky 2019-11-28
In this world it’s either dab on or get dabbed on, and I’d rather the former
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-11-28
This year I'm not going to be dedicating my Thanksgiving meal to genocide of people, but rather the genocide of various animal species.
1 cochnbahls 2019-11-28
Nah, I'm done self flagellating myself about it.
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-11-28
Yes.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-28
Thankstaking.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-11-28
https://youtu.be/wmyF-DBIq2I
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-11-28
Maybe if they wanted to keep their land they should have come up with the concept of land ownership and also gunpowder.
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-11-28
The natives were literally Stone Age. They had no chance.
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-11-28
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-11-28
This year I’m thankful for parents dressing their kids as whites!
1 Rentokill_boy 2019-11-28
my god that was my first thought. Absolutely degenerate patrice wilson shit
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-11-28
Ahhhh pre current year cringtainment
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2019-11-28
Wtf is this shit lmao. It's like rebecca's black Friday but without the so bad it's good appeal.
This is just so bad it's bad.
1 pewkiemuffinboo 2019-11-28
pls no bully on Turkey Day.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
yeah I immediately thought of Friday too but Friday was at least kinda catchy in a shitty way
4 Yellowofthecornholio 2019-11-28
This comment is the better of the two tbh
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
yeah I immediately thought of Friday too but Friday was at least kinda catchy in a shitty way
1 Chapose 2019-11-28
Thanks for saying it twice I ignored your first comment.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
Weird, it only shows up once in my user history lol.
1 self_safety_advocate 2019-11-28
It’s literally the same creepy producer guy.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrice_Wilson
2 lickedTators 2019-11-28
His shtick is to make music movies for rich tweens that convince their parents to support their "music career". $50k and Patrice Wilson will make the most bland music video for their precious daughter.
4 MasterLawlz 2019-11-28
Can you blame him? I wouldn’t even consider that a scam, he’s just giving rich people the dumb shit they want
2 self_safety_advocate 2019-11-28
He’s from Nigeria so this is literally as legit as he can go
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-11-28
$50k for 17 million views this and 137 million views (Friday) is actually an amazing deal, right?
0 Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-11-28
You forgot the part where he fucks em
1 Iittlebits 2019-11-28
Wha..what?
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-11-28
The only known kryptonite to the mayo's wallet, other than fent
1 zergling_Lester 2019-11-28
It has to be an intentional parody, right? Like, the part where she enumerates other holidays is exactly the same and in the exact same places as when in Friday other weekdays are mentioned.
(btw I only know this because I unironically enjoy the black metal version)
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-11-28
Damn that was awesome
1 fernguts 2019-11-28
I like the bad lip reading version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GaKaGwch0U
1 Lysis10 2019-11-28
delicious fooooood
1 cochnbahls 2019-11-28
NSFW tag this please
1 Chapose 2019-11-28
:(
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-28
My daughter said it was too noisy.
1 M_Messervy 2019-11-28
Your daughter wouldn't know her vagina from a hole in the ground.
1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-11-28
Well, she's 2 so I don't think you're wrong.
1 PerFinThrow999 2019-11-28
Ok before I comment I need to know how old she is
1 shelleybyd 2019-11-28
Ffs I watched it way too long looking for the interesting bit. Still unidentified.
1 charming_tatum 2019-11-28
This the jam tho
1 pr0paneking 2019-11-28
Fuck you
1 hasanoglu 2019-11-28
December was Christmas in fucking January, JANUARY, it was New years. In April? It was Western easter, or as we superior Orthodox call it, Pascha. In July the world we knew was celebrating the fourth of July, in November the ancient ones came back and bring the chasms of horror known as thæňkßgīvïňğ, now we live in darkness waiting for Christmas, which I think is in December.
1 fernguts 2019-11-28
I hate you for bringing this into my life.