whenever someone is clearly doing a troll post you will get one of the mods or just some jackass saying "LMAO THIS IS BAIT!! HA HA HA" like they are in on the joke.

imagine you are watching a movie and some asshole yells out spoilers. it ruins the total performance. just shut the fuck up, like a good retard, and enjoy the show. dont be such an idiot and scream like you and the writers are on the same level because you are not. it is art.

i have literally seen countless posts where bait is ruined because some faggot points out it is bait so they can feel internet savvy. i am actually very angry.

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CMV: Conservative foids are just larping to be conservative, but in reality it's an excuse to stay at home, not work, be a sahm and leech of their replacement daddy.

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They're the female equivalent of male feminists. They become vocal supporters of the political status quo around them to score points with the opposite sex.

Nobody wants to be that conservative guy in the liberal city or that leftist chick in bible town, because it considerably lowers your value on the dating market.

That's true. Yet there are plenty of foids who actively avoid conservative men because they're afraid they'd lose woke points by dating them.

Still there are plenty of foids who actively avoid conservative men because they're afraid they'd lose woke points by dating them.

Only publicly. Did you miss all those articles about bright-haired art hoes who loved getting coomed in by Trumpoids?

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Might help you secure some occasional pity pussy from a crusty dyed-haired chick who feels more secure knowing you're an "ally" but nobody's gonna want to be in a long-term relationship with a male feminist.

SJW in the streets, KKK in the sheets.

I feel like the opposite is the jackpot.

No Hymen no diamond. And they need to know how to cook as well.

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But yes, you're correct.

Conservatives foids learned cooking in the same school as liberal ones. The final exam is holding a half empty glass of wine while ordering organic Italian pasta for two on Uber Eats for $74.99.

Don't fucking remind me.

I'm not getting married, fuck it.

In the end you will succumb the foid menace. You will be married to a conservathot. Prepare to wake up on a Sunday at 6 am in late November. You look at your phone to see that it's exactly 0 F outside. You see the faint light coming out of your bathroom, where your wife will be already putting up makeup for church. She might have fooled you to be a good Christian husband and praise the Lord, but the truth is that she isn't going to church to spread God's word. She's going to church to gossip about the dress choice of Kayla. Kayla went to the same school as your wife. Both were on the volleyball team. Kayla was made captain. Completely undeserved. And only God can make it right.

Is there anything more cucked than marrying a foid?

Yes. Raising a daughter with her.

*hits pipe*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8-cjd5cdIU

At least she wears makeup

What's your stance on hot and spicy pig intestine soup?

I just ate cow intestines which was very nice. But I hold no opinion on Pig, seeing as how I can't eat it (religion).

That's the spirit! Marriage is a trap and not the good kind

How can one man be this god damn based?!

I see nothing wrong with this

Bommerism is a state of mind.

Send them my way lawlz

Literally the only reason to care this much about any foid is because they won't sleep with you.

Wow and I was hoping you might go fro me 😔

I wouldn't hate fuck a Boomer, tho? 🤨🤔

I have standards. Like an opposite half the age plus seven rule.

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You know that expression "there are no atheists in a foxhole?"

Well, there are no conservathots at the abortion clinic when the daddy is BLACK

This offends every sapient human on the planet. Congratulations.

The highest compliment one can receive on /r/drama

Ouch

It's Texas. You either got crazy, bottle blonde women who have to have 5+ kids and a "Live, Laugh, Love" placard on their hallway wall or some crazy lookin' Austinite that takes their kid to Universal Church Hot Yoga at age 3 and only eats food that has fallen from trees. And they all dip Coppenhagen.

Bottle blonde, that's a good one

Literally a name of a popular bar here

I’m actually in texas rn as well lawlz. It’s not as southern as i’d expect, some guy even said that texas is t really “southern” and the real rednecks are in louisiana or alabama

Yes if you ask people from the Southeast, they'll say that Texas is not really part of the south. My friend from Alabama certainly did not count Texas.

Texas isn't south, but really isn't south west either. It's its own thing. It's one of the few states that really has their own unique culture. The others being Alaska, Hawaii, California, Louisiana, Florida, and Utah.

It's Mexican, gringo.

lol, it's Texan with Tex-Mex food and beef bbq. That isn't real Mexican food. I know. I'm a born and raised California Mexican living in Texas now. So STFU, gringo. :p

California Mexican

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By the way, don't think I'm implying Tex-Mex isn't great. It is. I love it. It's just not real Mexican food. A lot of real Mexican food isn't that great. I'm not down with lengua corn soft tacos.

It's similar to Northern Mexican food in Nuevo Leon and shit though.

Not exactly the same. Like a delicious culinary continuum

Do these conservative girls eat mexican food? Or is it too ethnic for them?

texas is where southerners with money move to when they cn

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I know someday when i leave Texas that I'll stop at a buc-ee's on my way out and see Lawlz just for a moment and realize I've left behind something I'll never get back.

I kinda hope I run into lawlz at a bucees someday. I’d fangirl out.

For every attractive conservative girl there are 3 obese diabetics that are totally fine paying what they do for insulin because America’s the best.

“Love it or leave it!” they say before riding away on their mobility scooter

There's also a 90% chance they're a blonde.

Natural?

A quick tell is if the eyebrows match

young ultra-conservative girls

You know any 😍

Every time I consider blocking you, you post something good for a change.

The reason you think they have dead eyes is because you're an autistic raccoon fucker who masturbates to Ben Tennyson porn like a degenerate instead of masturbating to Ben Tennyson on Gwen Tennyson porn like a Patrician.

Conservathots kinks are cuckoldery, open marriage etc with men being dominated.

Liberatots kinks are BDSM with women usually liking being dominated.

Be careful what you wish for.

"it's just a dead stare like they have no souls."

Yeah but isn't that the look you get from all women?

As if women have souls. This fucking guy is a comedy genius.

i'm friends with a couple

And that's how we know you're a liar as usual....fattie

They're just easy one night stands at most. The best part about them gets yanked out at the nearest back alley clinic after they find out the father is a fella with a melanin. It's why you look at most of them and roast them to tears by simply mentioning that they've been scraped more times than a mechanic's knuckle

I think it boils down to this: If you were a straight guy, would you rather run your cock through this:

How you doin'?

or this:

Ewwwww

How about this:

Hey, gurl...

or this...

No, thanks.

Everyone should want a conservathot. They're attractive and they already know what their opinions are supposed to be.