Okay, so first of all, you've just made a reply to me that is in two unrelated parts. The first is unrelated to anything I said. As long as you comport yourself in this manner, you will only be met with derision. It is a nonsense method of communication.
When you pay hundreds of dollars for said paper, that reaction is pretty reasonable. The mentally ill part is paying that much for them to begin with. :v
Absolutely subhuman levels of mental processing. If my wife ever traded my tafsir I would be too ashamed at my negligence in teaching her to consult outside sources. I would reflect in silence on my role as a man and then I would beat her until she was infirm.
An infirm wife is prostrate for long enough to think about her actions. A woman who has to simultaneously reflect on her actions and serve me will never be successful as this would overload her inferior brain. In this particular instance I would simply ask my boy slave to attend to me.
They're right, that might be the case. Still doesn't mean the scammed did anything illegal. OP might have a case to go after his "gf" for lost value, but that's about it in a legal sense. Right now I think that's not what those mtg nerds are getting at though.
I started playing when I was 10 and some future sex offender made a rube of me for my 5th edition Bird of Paradise. Probably for some 7/7 pieces of crap.
People who manipulate kids like this are super annoying and scummy. One time I was out of town and playing at a FNM and some kid who won our pod unpacked a foil planeswalker from WAR (think it was Gideon), and I had to run out and return it to him because he left it on the table. It was weird the regulars there were willing to let this kid leave without it
Super smash brothers tournaments have one too. I think virutally every gaming event gets one now because its way too much fun to claim that the convention has "a problem" and watch people flip out over the implication. Everyone sees how much attention the posts/tweets/videos get, so even for regular events that have clauses like this in the rules, someone will make a post every time the event rolls around.
I don't think so. The cards that dude lost are insanely rare and one of those things that one would only have if they were in the know about high end collectible Magic paraphernalia. They functionally do the same thing as the cheap ones, but in terms of relative value lost that would be like trading somebody a McLaren Speedtail for their 2013 Corolla. They're both cars, but there's no way to reasonably make that mistake if you purchased the McLaren.
Oh absolutely. I would never use the word "investment" in relation to cardshit, but Arabian Nights Mountains are the sort of thing you sit on to trade for needed legacy duals or something. Using them to flex on poorfags at Modern fnm or whatever is just sad.
Dude got what he deserved, but I think it probably actually was his girlfriend who did it.
Definitely not. If you’ve played magic for more than 5 seconds you’d know “pretty new cards” are almost never more valuable, especially when we’re talking about basic lands
I have music instruments that are worth thousands of dollars. I sat my wife down and explained to her how much money they are worth and let her know that if I had to choose between her or my music stuff, I wouldn’t even have to think about it.
Really don’t get why people make a throwaway account to post about their dilemma and never use it again. Like are you trying to hide something on your main account that you don’t want people to find on your throwaway? Don’t be a pussy and post it on your main.
I swear this was the plot to like a king of queens episode or some other retarded sitcom except it was a mickey mantle baseball card and it was a child who traded it
This is also arguably theft, which is a disqualification-level penalty so you can get a local judge involved if necessary and if you think it might help.
Redditors are fucking retarded, she willing traded the cards its not theft because shes stupid. You could also argue its murder that doesnt make you any less of a retard or make it anymore correct
Just go beat the dudes ass lmao get the cards back? He knows the person irl it’s not like she sold them to a stranger online.
The guy plays MTG he’s 100% a soyboy or landwhale, just go kick his ass and get the cards back like anyone with T levels above that of a 12 year old boy would do
I can see the follow up post now. “My girlfriends boyfriend got my cards back for me” then some story about how they played a friendly mtg game before the bull smashed his wife and left him on the snorlax
Imagine being too scared of a MTG player who you literally know irl to threaten him to give the cards back
Picture your average MTG player and imagine being too scared to go up to him and say “Hey, you scammed my girlfriend and you’re going to give me the cards back”
The absolute state of moids in 2019 is disheartening
lmao it's fucking MTG just pay literally any average person $20 to go threaten the neckbeard. Like either the dudes fucking obese or has the physique of a holocaust prisoner..
Obviously this is the exception that proves the rule but I once played against a dude at a tournament who was an absolutely jacked cop who worked in financial crimes
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1 ashleychudd 2019-11-30
These people are mentally ill.
1 KaaraRaven 2019-11-30
When you pay hundreds of dollars for said paper, that reaction is pretty reasonable. The mentally ill part is paying that much for them to begin with. :v
1 smokeyphil 2019-11-30
isn't money paper in the first place :P
1 Mayos_side 2019-11-30
😞
1 KaaraRaven 2019-11-30
Good luck paying rent with old crusty land cards.
1 -Kite-Man- 2019-11-30
the hilarious thing is that you know what "old" "basic" and "land" cards are
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-30
NERDS OUT
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-11-30
1 Skoalmintpouches 2019-11-30
Money is the promise that that paper can be exchanged for goods and services
1 ashleychudd 2019-11-30
When society collapses and the greenback is replaced by MTG cards we’ll be sorry we mocked these people.
1 Xradris 2019-11-30
I hated that community in the 90's when I was playing, and I can see they havent change.
1 diggity_md 2019-11-30
It's the same autistic goomer trash as then, except they're performatively woke these days
1 LetMeDoYourHW 2019-11-30
Ron Paul has entered the thread I see.
1 Spysix 2019-11-30
Great legal takes here
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-11-30
Absolutely subhuman levels of mental processing. If my wife ever traded my tafsir I would be too ashamed at my negligence in teaching her to consult outside sources. I would reflect in silence on my role as a man and then I would beat her until she was infirm.
1 roryb_bellows 2019-11-30
Ishallah
1 Ultrashitposter 2019-11-30
Might as well beat her till shes dead then, what good is an infirm wife?
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-11-30
A constant warning for your other wives
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-30
Inshallah
1 Wopitikitotengo 2019-11-30
An infirm wife is prostrate for long enough to think about her actions. A woman who has to simultaneously reflect on her actions and serve me will never be successful as this would overload her inferior brain. In this particular instance I would simply ask my boy slave to attend to me.
1 VanillaReign 2019-11-30
Based and bacha bazi-pilled.
1 GM739 2019-11-30
Day of the shoe when.
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-11-30
Not soon enough
1 Peetrius 2019-11-30
They're right, that might be the case. Still doesn't mean the scammed did anything illegal. OP might have a case to go after his "gf" for lost value, but that's about it in a legal sense. Right now I think that's not what those mtg nerds are getting at though.
1 TheBigDogAteMyAss 2019-11-30
Would a small claims court even hear his case? It’s so stupid.
1 ManBearFridge 2019-11-30
I started playing when I was 10 and some future sex offender made a rube of me for my 5th edition Bird of Paradise. Probably for some 7/7 pieces of crap.
1 Ill_Regal 2019-11-30
People who manipulate kids like this are super annoying and scummy. One time I was out of town and playing at a FNM and some kid who won our pod unpacked a foil planeswalker from WAR (think it was Gideon), and I had to run out and return it to him because he left it on the table. It was weird the regulars there were willing to let this kid leave without it
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-11-30
Foil WAR Gids is like only 10 bucks. Even I would have at least bought it from the kid for like two happy meals or something.
2 Ill_Regal 2019-11-30
That just makes it even more petty to let him leave it so you can scoop it up later
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-11-30
Yeah that's what I'm saying.
1 NathansFamousDogpill 2019-11-30
Imagine trusting a woman with your property
1 self_safety_advocate 2019-11-30
1 OgreTheRainbow_ 2019-11-30
Women are property
1 DepravedMutant 2019-11-30
Thats why you cant trust em
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-11-30
lol dude made up a girlfriend because he’s too embarrassed to admit he got scammed
1 DrunkenRecidivist 2019-11-30
That's what I was thinking. Isn't this the game where the tournaments have to write a personal hygiene clause into the rules?
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-30
That’s yugioh
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-30
wrong magic has similar clause
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-30
When was this added to mtg?
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-11-30
Shortly after you started going
1 BernieMadeoffSanders 2019-11-30
#GOTEM
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-30
They saw how good my hygiene is and wanted every player to do that 😎😎😎
1 JLDupreeIII 2019-11-30
Lol good comeback
1 brapmaster3000 2019-11-30
snifffff
Mmm. Is that Axe Africa I smell? 😍
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-30
Better bless these rains 💦💦💦
1 MasterLawlz 2019-11-30
Is Yu-Gi-Oh still a thing? It feels so early 2000's.
1 Pepe_von_Habsburg 2019-11-30
Pretty sure it’s still a thing. Never played it though.
1 wm20123 2019-11-30
Super smash brothers tournaments have one too. I think virutally every gaming event gets one now because its way too much fun to claim that the convention has "a problem" and watch people flip out over the implication. Everyone sees how much attention the posts/tweets/videos get, so even for regular events that have clauses like this in the rules, someone will make a post every time the event rolls around.
1 collectijism 2019-11-30
Contrary to popular belief autistic people aren’t actually afraid of showers they just are so focused on their achievements
1 Al_Simmons 2019-11-30
Kinda related I guess, but you'll love this:
https://imgur.com/gallery/SjcgE
1 HumanBread 2019-11-30
based fatty
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-11-30
I don't think so. The cards that dude lost are insanely rare and one of those things that one would only have if they were in the know about high end collectible Magic paraphernalia. They functionally do the same thing as the cheap ones, but in terms of relative value lost that would be like trading somebody a McLaren Speedtail for their 2013 Corolla. They're both cars, but there's no way to reasonably make that mistake if you purchased the McLaren.
1 Peetrius 2019-11-30
Anyone who uses expensive cards to flex in the place of basics that are worth pennies deserves this to happen tbh.
1 TrailerParkRide 2019-11-30
Oh absolutely. I would never use the word "investment" in relation to cardshit, but Arabian Nights Mountains are the sort of thing you sit on to trade for needed legacy duals or something. Using them to flex on poorfags at Modern fnm or whatever is just sad.
Dude got what he deserved, but I think it probably actually was his girlfriend who did it.
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-30
Fiat magic money
1 Ill_Regal 2019-11-30
Definitely not. If you’ve played magic for more than 5 seconds you’d know “pretty new cards” are almost never more valuable, especially when we’re talking about basic lands
1 DangerNut 2019-11-30
Wait ...so how did his cat do this?
1 Lehk 2019-11-30
Cat probably got a UTI after he molested it
1 colormebadorange 2019-11-30
I have music instruments that are worth thousands of dollars. I sat my wife down and explained to her how much money they are worth and let her know that if I had to choose between her or my music stuff, I wouldn’t even have to think about it.
1 GM739 2019-11-30
Hmmm, a xylophone or a blow up doll? 🤔
1 Monkeysszz 2019-11-30
Who still plays MTG. His fault for having such a shit hobby TBH.
1 FrontierFrance210 2019-11-30
While you should never trust a g*ssy, fucker had it coming for playing Magic over the age of 6.
1 Big_musk 2019-11-30
Foids 😂😂😂
1 OgreTheRainbow_ 2019-11-30
Really don’t get why people make a throwaway account to post about their dilemma and never use it again. Like are you trying to hide something on your main account that you don’t want people to find on your throwaway? Don’t be a pussy and post it on your main.
1 DepravedMutant 2019-11-30
I swear this was the plot to like a king of queens episode or some other retarded sitcom except it was a mickey mantle baseball card and it was a child who traded it
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-11-30
Redditors are fucking retarded, she willing traded the cards its not theft because shes stupid. You could also argue its murder that doesnt make you any less of a retard or make it anymore correct
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-30
Just go beat the dudes ass lmao get the cards back? He knows the person irl it’s not like she sold them to a stranger online.
The guy plays MTG he’s 100% a soyboy or landwhale, just go kick his ass and get the cards back like anyone with T levels above that of a 12 year old boy would do
1 L-o-lPOLITICS 2019-11-30
I can see the follow up post now. “My girlfriends boyfriend got my cards back for me” then some story about how they played a friendly mtg game before the bull smashed his wife and left him on the snorlax
1 yeetsaucepeteross 2019-11-30
Imagine being too scared of a MTG player who you literally know irl to threaten him to give the cards back
Picture your average MTG player and imagine being too scared to go up to him and say “Hey, you scammed my girlfriend and you’re going to give me the cards back”
The absolute state of moids in 2019 is disheartening
1 dramasexual 2019-11-30
Clearly she doesn't.
1 H1Z3 2019-11-30
lmao it's fucking MTG just pay literally any average person $20 to go threaten the neckbeard. Like either the dudes fucking obese or has the physique of a holocaust prisoner..
2 Ill_Regal 2019-11-30
Obviously this is the exception that proves the rule but I once played against a dude at a tournament who was an absolutely jacked cop who worked in financial crimes
1 Al_Simmons 2019-11-30
I used to play magic, fun, but a fucking scam.
https://imgur.com/gallery/SjcgE this is MAGIC