The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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Isn't Lewis CK Jewish?

His paternal grandfather was, yeah

Not Jewish enough for jews, but Jewish enough for Hitler, what a terrible middle ground.

It's almost radically centrist.

Imagine how Emil Maurice felt when he discovered his grandpa was Jewish. He was the second person to join the SS!

So yes

And a spic

As are you, brother

I believe it was Patrice O'Neal that called him Louie spiCK back in the O&A days.

Seems like a good time to invoke the funniest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life.

I had to pull over I was laughing so hard.

Fantastic bit

You can't easily tell with burgers, because they all chop off part of their kids' cocks.

How tf did the Jews convince us to do that we’re not even Jews

That was pretty funny!

And true!

I'm also pretty funny. 😤

You make me laugh everyday

Awe. 🤗

“I’d rather be in Auschwitz than New York City...I mean now, not when it was open”

Gotta love people who intentionally ignore context because frothing at the mouth on Twitter is more fun

Anyone who has pronouns in a bio I will hate by default.

only the most insufferable retards put pronuns on their twitter

I love this phenomenon where they dig through as much of your public info as possible to make absolutely sure you're ideologically pure before they can bring themselves to agree with what you said. It must be mentally exasperating. Óvò

i actually gained 60 followers from them cancelling me as well so thanks i guess

When it’s all they do all day, they can find the time

You can see why they love communism, they all act like KGB agents.

Stasi tho

Okay I’ll bite, what the fuck is this ovo shit is it supposed to be a face like owo

Yup. I'm a bird! :>

Oh you’re the furry with the birdsona shit okay. Makes sense carry on

Can I be your boyfriend

I'm taken :v

Die roastie

Lmao

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For the record, I wasn't the one who reported it. But that's lame because I completely consent to obviously non-serious death threats Òvò

Based. Maybe I still have a chance 😳.

The admins of this site are a joke

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I’m racist

yeah, you and all your (((friends))), we know.

Its not a secret about your heritage watermark.

Scotch-Irish

Always there for the British when they needed protestant colonists for their latest genocide and settler colonist project

Now we celebrate St. Patricks, go to our Southern Baptist church, publish fanciful family histories which trace our heritage back to Irish kings, and post facebook memes about how the Irish were so oppressed and basically as bad as slaves so the blacks should shut up. Even though we’re not really Irish at all, we genocided the actual Irish in northern Ireland and took their land in the 1600s, and the distant relatives we still have there would literally spit on you if you ever called them Irish instead of British.

We must have a final solution to the hibernian question.

Send us the damn link or post your bussy. Whichever's faster.

Especially when theyre exactly what you'd expect. Like whats the point

They want to shame you into doing it too.

My pronouns are he/her. I change gender depending on grammatical context.

I wonder if anyone has ever done “I/me” pronouns and then said something triggering so the lefties have to go “I am a literal nazi. Twitter, please ban me”

This is the deepest “no u” I’ve ever seen

My pronouns are the opposite of whatever you just used to refer to me, and avoiding using pronouns is misgendering me and transphobic as per Stack Overflow

And when those pronouns are just the normal default shit, it's about 1000x more gay

Calling it right now....sex criminal. It's going to come out he rapes women.

There are soooooo many warning signs with that Twitter account.

Senior software eng @nytimes. Dev+design, HCI, listening, empathy, house🎵, black feminism, ending unfair bias, #BlackLivesMatter, antiwhiteness, broken systems

Translation:

Recreational rapist.

bill Cosby roleplay enthusiast

Sex pests putting their pronouns and virtues in their bio is overcompensating in the same way that rich men with micropenises will buy a Maserati.

Still don’t get the correlation with expensive cars and penis size

You have to compensate for your swollen clitoris with a fancy car.

What did you say about my loose pussy

If i was rich id definitely have a nice car. Probably several. But thats because i like cars and enjoy driving them, and has nothing to do with my babby penus

Yes but Maseratis are expensive shitboxes

(((Kohlmann)))

1 n = jew 2 ns = kraut

Definitely a kraut

ah ok. I'll remember that.

Just promise me you wont use the information to hate crime any of my people

Fraid I can't promise anything. The Jew will cry out in pain at my superior knowledge.

Noooo! You became the very thing you sought to destroy!

gray hair

Posts about Metroid games on Twitter dot com

thank you western civ, very cool

you are NOT allowed to be a gamer and a boomer

you must choose one or the other. choose wisely

He said in Tel Aviv to an audience that "burst into applause" upon hearing it.

Thank god this fat white chick from san francisco is on the job.

he said it in Tel Aviv to an audience that "burst into applause" upon hearing it

Internalized antisemitism ☝️

You know what ((( ))) thinks about inheritance shekels.

Self-hatred is our cultural passtime.

They’re just like Meghan McCain

(((Kohlmann)))

antiwhiteness

Of course!

Krauts do have a lot to hate about themselves it makes sense

god dammit I still kinda think Louis is a piece of shit but that's a hilarious joke

You should sticky your comment and get more downvotes

I don’t like to say terms like “Soy Boy” but..

I think you could murder that guy in cold blood in broad daylight on camera and a reasonable jury would find you not guilty after spending 10 minutes reading his twitter feed.

A real life Joe Kukskold

He put that last part in as a #cancelling contingency, and they still ignored it. He should have knocked it up another notch imo. Fuck em.

fuckin 1% faggot motherfucker acting like he is showing solidarity with shitskins and women

Anyone who lives in Manhattan ain't for the little people.

$5 will get you $10 this guy is a total god damn creep, and not even like a fun creepy, like a dead-NYU-girls-in-the-basement he raped while wearing a Trump mask creep

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That’s a super funny joke. Such a shame these people are so humorless.

Leftoids love their “fuck” word though. They say it so much it’s unbelievable. Kinda problematic IMO. Reminds me of some trauma I’ve endured, big yikes from me on that one. Please censor yourself or at least provide a trigger warning because it’s literally so heartless and toxic they would say that word. Very offensive

How about this rapist regular guy?

They're not ignoring context, they're snipping away parts of the sentence, just like the jews snip away parts of a penis.

He’s a /pol/ false flag

Please no evidence otherwise I need this one

That’s actually a pretty funny line.

he kinda looks like his crying poop emojis

"man who's career is based of saying shocking things for laughs says another shocking thing"

He said in Tel Aviv to an audience that "burst into applause" upon hearing it.

Thank god this fat white chick from san francisco is on the job.

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What's the controversy? In Aushwitz he'd be the one dishing out the suffering.

Only as long as he kept a lid on his mexican-jewish ancestry though

They did not like redheads as well..

The funnyman reportedly conceded in Israel that he had masturbated in front of female fans, which he admitted was wrong, and doesn’t recommend doing.

"If they say ‘yes,’ then still don’t do it, because it’s not popular,” he joked.

Lmao

oh man he funny

Just imagine the absolute pants shitting, face scrunching, wailing fury going through film studies departments around the country right now because Louie refuses to be canceled

Literally too funny to die

I went to his post metoo shows, there were some protesters outside and I made a jerking off motion at them. They seethed and I challenged the soy-infused white knights to “come at me bro”, they didn’t of course.

Very brave

And then everyone clapped

And then Louis CK himself came out and gave you $100

And a handjob

Gave himself a handjob, no?

True. Maybe he will just give him a show and shoot a juicy hot load all over himself

Double decker work smart not hard

Bottom deck is a manlet

jerked the entire auditorium

that white knight's name?

albert einstein

I'll take "shit that never happened" for $500, Alex

What a sad life redditors live where the tame shit I described seems implausible.

Just tonight I got into a mild bar fight with some local “bloods” because my friend poked one of them in the ass with a pool cue when he bent over.

You people need to go outside and create some drama in the real world.

It's the Daily Double!

You should be careful, I hear corn pop is a bad dude

What a lad.

He didn't "tell" the crowd, he joked to the crowd who was there to see his standup.

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The idea of Louis CK gathering people around a Starbucks or whatever in Israel just to make an Auschwitz joke is pretty funny tho.

> The idea of Louis CK gathering people around a Starbucks or whatever in Israel just to make an Auschwitz joke is pretty funny tho.

That would be based, even more based if it was a random person.

OYYYYYY VEYYYYYYYY

He’a not wrong. NYC is dogshit

people who think this is funny: explain why this is funny.

Lol explain why anythings funny. Its subjective, if you don't like it dont watch his comedy

oh shit he's joking about the hall of cost

Based. I liked Louis even before he raped those white women.

He is not Jewish in any meaningful sense

Now thats a good one.