Dear Santa Sans,

I’ve been goodish. Naughty but definitely nice.

For Christmas I’d like Lawlz to have some time off and maybe a holiday. Please remove him from the mod list and take away his sticky privileges. Preferably a temp IP ban.

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are IP Bans Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Wait A Few Days Like Nigga Restart Your Router Haha

You may not believe in Santa 🎅🏻 but I do.

Nah, make it permanent. Maybe the loser would actually get up from his chair and get some semblance of exercise

Shut up, porky

COPE and SEETHE, you lump of flesh

Penis

I’m holding out for a hero til the end of the night

Most of your posts are shit and I hate you out of sheer jealously because I feel like I’d make better stickies

Well then give em

Hypocrite that you are, you’ve sold your soul, aspie tom

Imagine jealously guarding sticky privileges smh

You brought me here, so you have my undying support

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with zhcyiD9. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to zhciyD9. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

What's zhcyiD9 and how does it relate to lawlz? I've seen it being reference before but I don't know hat it is.

https://i.imgur.com/zhcyiD9.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/zhcyiD9.jpg

He posted a screenshot of a Facebook post one time but forgot to remove his profile picture, causing an instantaneous tsunami of panties wetting worldwide

wetting

*drying

I like some lawlzposts. Am I retarded?

Is it strange that lawlz is the drama mod I would most trust around children?

Completely normal. His underdeveloped genitals and crippling 'tism means he won't/can't molest or emotionally abuse them, and his floppy NEET body means he can't beat them up.

This was my rationale as well.

Rude 😡

Excuse me but snally is the canonical drama babysitter because that’s already her job here anyway.

When I first a Lawlz post, I was confused. Why was dude stickying a post about Ben 10. Then I actively started to hate them, downvoting each one. Then after a couple months here I understood that his posts were retard and I should ignore them.

Now I'm at point where I'm excited to see what he posts next.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/dw1p9c/the_psychological_stages_of_reading_lawlz_stickies/

I need people to stop banning my lolis. That's all I need! Just let me be with my drawings. Let me enjoy cute happy anime lolis that are so full of love and affection. That let me forget about this horrible world and the shitty people in it. Is that so hard to ask for? Why are people so fucking hell bent on banning lolis? What do they or society gain? I don't like scary slasher movies about people murdering people(illegal BTW). But I don't call for them to be banned nor insult those that enjoy them. One of the few things in life that makes me happy. Little glimmers of joy in my shit life and they fucking ban it because they want to make an extra buck fron ad investors.

Maybe there's a reason why people want these pure, perfect maidens? Could it be that the real world is filled with darwinistic people? Filled with murder, drugs, deasise, genocide, virtue signalling, inequality, false politicians, false ronance, bullies, ect. Where everyone is out to push eachother down to get on top? Yea, no wonder people are so eager to want something better.

Is it really difficult for people to mind their own business? If you don't harm anyone, why ban it?

You know. What about GTA that glorifies crime and actually hurts people in the real world with predatory microtransactions? What about rape fantasies? What about guro? What about furry porn? What if she's canonlly legal age? What about girls that look mature but are underage(Ikkitousen, HSoTD)? What about all that incest porn on pornhub? That's illegal IRL but no one is harping to ban that. What about r/trees? A sub dedicated to glorifying marijuana but one problem...weed has been and still is illegal and classified as a class1 drug in the US. Or the sub that literally shows real kids being killed. Or all those propaganda and ad shilling? But no one bans that!

BUT BAN THE LOLIS!!!!!

IF. PEOPLE. JUST. STOPPED. BANNING. LOLIS. I'LL. BE. HAPPY

Snapshots:

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Based and Pedopilled

Inspiring.

If I ever become half of what Lawlz is, you can find me with an empty bottle of pills the next day because I'm definitely not going to want to live knowing that we're alike

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

You're posts are unironically interesting, and it never gets boring because you can always come up with something new. Have you thought about becoming a vlogger?

Post videos in 144p resolution.

Post bussy in 4K.

dude bussy lmao

If you don’t want to see an ultra-high-res version of Lawlz’s asshole then you really need to ask yourself what you’re even doing on this sub in the first place.

Bussie Smollet

true serbs post in 40p

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Just wear this Bloomberg mask when you're recording.

https://www.amazon.com/Michael-Bloomberg-Celebrity-Fancy-Dress/dp/B07D2CDH1K

Ohh fuck I'm so close keep going

I do. In my brain

Will you be an admin for my subreddit, r/MatPatFootWorship?

https://reddit.com/r/startrek/comments/1ofbn1/has_anyone_else_noticed_that_many_star_trek_fans/

https://reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/amqubr/the_logic_of_rdrama_users/

15

post from 6 years ago

ZOOMERS OUT!

We're enabling zoomershit and proud of it, apparently

🖖🖖🖖

How did you decline so sharply from Star Trek to Ben10 in that time? Did you get extremely early-onset Alzheimer's?

So you're 21 now? How the hell do you look like a 40-year-old with 2 mortgages in zhcyiD9?

pet skunk

It's not like you have improved, fattie

I thought you were in your mid twenties now?

Idk, it's pretty basic knowledge that all the smarties watch Rick and Morty.

Holy shit lol

https://www.removeddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1uu5bi/everyone_thinks_about_this_sometime_in_their_life/celofak

Lmao. Why do I get the sense that he discovered this sub somewhere in between retarded comment 1 and retarded comment 2?

Based

Lol

Fucking hell, lmao. This is better than that r/atheism quotemaker.

The harder you try to shitpost the worse they are

I feel it's the opposite.

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I prefer this over you text stickies about some dumb shit.

I love you too, man.

You're fat tho

Can you do another graph post?

Ben 10 has been sentenced to die for violating a sharia law in Saudi Arabia by not conforming to his masters sex wishes.

Imagine being on your deathbed and when your life flashes before your eyes it's mostly Reddit posts, then you go to hell.

Imagine being on your deathbed and when your life flashes before your eyes it's mostly Reddit posts, then you go to hell.

Cope

I love you Lawlz

This sub really is a race to the bottom, but I still wouldn't have it any other way.

Is there a bidding war for the rights? I'll buy you a wks worth of dominos to never mention this again

zhcyid9

I don't know if this is a sign that we're living in a golden age or if it's proof that every day we stray farther from God's light, but either way it's not some ugly tranny or dumb foid nonsense.

Eh, you're cool. I'd probably rape you up the ass if I met you or something, sure, but only if politely requested.

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Masterlawlz is the Kevin Malone of /r/Drama

Go back to Tinder Office-thot

Lawlz is the kid in class that makes the girls laugh because he is super fucking weird and gross and does gross dares and farts for attention but will never get a whiff of gussy (consensually, at least)

HIL2020