CMV: Lawlz' mom isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but we don't kill and eat her, either, now do we?
1 2019-11-30 by SpaceMonkeyPolice2
Same goes for animals and children. Just because they are dumb isn't an excuse to eat them.
1 2019-11-30 by SpaceMonkeyPolice2
Same goes for animals and children. Just because they are dumb isn't an excuse to eat them.
21 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2019-11-30
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1 CitrusDelicious 2019-11-30
Speak for yourself
1 forseti911 2019-11-30
Vegans get out
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
We can just wait for the cardiovascular-diseasecels to die off and we'll have the place for ourselves.
1 Fortunes_Arc 2019-11-30
Is that before or after all the vegans die of malnourishment?
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
The only thing we are lacking is saturated fat, cholesterol and the bovine estrogens and other hormones that naturally occur in meat and dairy products.
Maybe you meant how we are lacking in obesity compared to the general population?
2 Ideasforfree 2019-11-30
Why not do meth instead? It's cheaper, gets you high and you'd still wind up looking about the same way anyways
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
Meet Kendrick Farris. Kendrick was the only US male weightlifter in the 2016 Olympics. Kendrick is vegan.
Why didn't meat-eaters from the US lift weights at the 2016 Olympics? Because they were malnourished.
1 Ideasforfree 2019-11-30
Still looked healthier before he went vegan
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
Meet Rip Esselstyn. A few months ago, Rip swam 200 meters faster than every meat eater on the planet ever has in history, at the age of 56. Rip is vegan.
Why did every meat-eater in history on the planet swim slower than Rip? Because they were malnourished.
1 Ideasforfree 2019-11-30
Michael Phelps, the meaty chad, would dickslap your veggie virgin
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
Meet Nate Diaz. Nate was a relative newcomer that not many had heard of when he was given only 11 days to face Connor McGregor, the reigning UFC champion. Nate mopped the floor with Connor, even though Nate was a 4-1 underdog in the match. Nate is a vegan.
Why did Connor McGregor, UFC champion, have to pick his face up off the floor, despite having eaten a steak every day for weeks? Because he was malnourished.
1 Ideasforfree 2019-11-30
When was the last time either of those competitve softcore pornstars won anything?
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-11-30
Lacking cholesterol is bad for you, dude.
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
Which is why your body produces all the cholesterol you need, making any cholesterol/saturated fat in your diet excess and pathogenic.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-11-30
wrong
Also imagine not treating stupid people as inferior beings.
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
I'm not sure that study proves what you think it does. It links this image clearly showing that the patient had a far higher serum level of cholesterol than even the high-cholesterol diet group.
https://nutritionfacts.org/video/how-the-egg-board-designs-misleading-studies/
As interesting as a scientific study may be, I don't actually need them to prove my point. I had my own blood checked after a few months of eating strictly whole plant foods and my total cholesterol was 135, low enough to eat the atherosclerosis out of my arteries and reverse heart disease.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-11-30
And the amplification of that serum cholesterol level was not nearly proportional to his daily cholesterol intake. We actually will never know if he was overproducing bile acids, leading him to crave cholesterol-rich foods, or if his body had some sort of safety mechanism to cope with the insane amount of cholesterol he was eating, because he refused to be parted from his eggs.
1 SpaceMonkeyPolice2 2019-11-30
Irrelevant, as eating even one egg a day significantly raises risk of mortality.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-11-30
Totally worth it.
1 Pomodorodorodoro 2019-11-30
I'm dumb and you can eat me if you want uwu