MasterLawlz's evil failed abortion twin COOOOOMS on body pillow, weebs are not pleased

1  2019-12-01 by Kellere31

The coomermensch

Some pics of this QT UwU.

He even posted 🐷

The dark fuel that seems to keep this lovecraftian behemoth going is cooming, his Kraut waifu and smoking.

In conclusion: arrr slash drama mod material.

38 comments

Wtf? You stole my post but got more upvotes...banned

Your literally a god

He even posted 🐷

That is the ugliest penis I have ever seen. Circumcision should be mandatory.

Guessing your wife left you for a real man who has an uncut penis? Cope harder.

Its chewy faggot chew it

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We're taking your foreskin and your Dakimakura pillow away from you, and there's nothing you can do about it.

Right? And I've seen plenty, even one the size of my pinkie. This is the first time a dick has physically repulsed me.

That thing belongs on a fishhook.

I think if it was more erect, it wouldn't look so bad. If that's the best it can get, god help us all.

The lengths Americans go through to cope with the fact that they had part of their dick cut off as an infant.

Hey, for all you know I'm a South Korean.

Every day we stray further from god

G-d is in a coma and we’re masturbating to him

The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

Snapshots:

  1. MasterLawlz's evil failed abortion ... - archive.org, archive.today

  2. The coomermensch - archive.org, archive.today

  3. Some - archive.org, archive.today

  4. pics - archive.org, archive.today

  5. He even posted 🐷 - archive.org, archive.today

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I was wondering why this sub went nsfw

Is this actually why?

It was because they wanted to add Christmas themed gay porn banners.

Oh I had CSS off, let's turn it on again and see how bad it is... and CSS is off again

Pussy

I can do troons, but Allah would never permit this degeneracy

It is only permitted on man love thursdays brother.

Inshallah.

reported for bussyphobia

wtf het

so much for being an incel huh?

It was probably so we don't get banned, or because the mods have Downs.

Yikes

”Yikes”;

A term coopted by a prudish segment of zoomers and millenials to express condescending disapproval. It is often used to express embarassment in someone elses actions. It is also used by young leftists to signal that they are politically correct or morally superior.

Thats a scary looking wiener. Hes like the hash slinging slasher

Uncutcels on suicide watch

Like gems a fine cut is more valuable then uncut

Well I certainly appreciate a fact that he made that sub seething, and he is based for answering the weebs.

Ugh mods pls

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This nigga look like boogie2988s soulmate

asiancel

Good shit lol