Schizo paranoid incel thinks he's being gangstalked by air traffic

1  2019-12-05 by Woolgun

After bringing you the antics of the swedish incel who wants to start his own religion a few weeks ago, I've managed to find yet ANOTHER schizo incel lolcow.

I found him through this post on r/Gangstalking, and while it was entertainingly stupid, his profile is much better than that post.

Most of you will probably laugh at him being a 28y/o incel who lives with his parents and is really concerned with his appearance (he has selfies in the profile), but personally, I find his ramblings much more entertaining, at times it feels like he's a sitcom character and not a real person. Some of the best posts from him that I found:

Helicopter hovering outside my office building. Starts to fly away after I start filming it. Thought it was a little suspicious. (when the Gangstalking sub tells you you're too paranoid you know you're too far gone)

 

After swiping right for an hour i got one match. The funny thing is the woman is pretty attractive, not even below average. She probably swiped right by accident. Tinder is potent suifuel. >>> i messaged her and she unmatched me. I saved her pics though so I can masturbate and cry later

 

Gangstalkers mostly harass me through the air, meaning they frequently follow me with planes and helicopters wherever I go. They fly planes and helicopters over my house basically 24/7. They never stop.

 

I met up with an escort at a hotel I could tell that it wasnt the same woman from the pictures in her ad on the website. This woman looked nothing like the woman in the pictures. She ended up walking out on me before I could pay her and we didnt even have sex. Isnt this deceptive? Can I report the profile, or should I?

 

Does anyone else hate driving? Especially at night, I get leered at by other drivers. I think they want to intimidate me or cause road rage so I get in an accident. I guess people believe ugly guys shouldn't be on the roads either. I soon plan on moving into an apartment in the city where I won't need to drive. Im so fucking done with driving (Again, IncelsWithoutHate is telling him he's too paranoid....)

 

Can they put images/thoughts into your head? i think they do this to me, and then hold it against me for thinking the thoughts/images they put in my head themselves. I also always see people hanging around me looking at their cell phones. What are they doing with the cell phones? Is this what they use to control my thoughts?

 

Should I go on a date with this guy? (No he's not gay, just so desperate he's considering going on a date with a guy)

 

Is it wrong that I just want to join a yoga class so I can see women in yoga pants doing poses?

He's also had an arc where he considered going to the navy but later dropped out (not gonna format this)

https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comments/86lw5u/should_i_still_go_to_basic_training/

https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comments/8bc7zu/i_bailed_before_basic_training_did_i_make_the/

https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comments/8b1wov/is_the_navy_more_laid_back/

https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comments/9lt19p/should_i_have_told_the_recruiter_i_was_going_to/

He has tons of other posts to r/Gangstalking, r/Incelswithouthate and others in his profile, so check them out if you want, plenty of schizo/incel ramblings. Do not fucking DM him or reply in his threads though you retards, you're only gonna make his paranoia worse.

9 comments

1  SnapshillBot 2019-12-05

No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around

Snapshots:

  1. Schizo paranoid incel thinks he's b... - archive.org, archive.today

  2. swedish incel who wants to start hi... - archive.org, archive.today

  3. this post on r/Gangstalking - archive.org, archive.today

  4. <em>Helicopter hovering outside my office building. Starts to fly away after I start filming it. Thought it was a little suspicious.</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  5. <em>After swiping right for an hour i got one match. The funny thing is the woman is pretty attractive, not even below average. She probably swiped right by accident. Tinder is potent suifuel.</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  6. <em>Gangstalkers mostly harass me through the air, meaning they frequently follow me with planes and helicopters wherever I go. They fly planes and helicopters over my house basically 24/7. They never stop.</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  7. <em>I met up with an escort at a hotel I could tell that it wasnt the same woman from the pictures in her ad on the website. This woman looked nothing like the woman in the pictures. She ended up walking out on me before I could pay her and we didnt even have sex. Isnt this deceptive? Can I report the profile, or should I?</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  8. <em>Does anyone else hate driving? Especially at night, I get leered at by other drivers. I think they want to intimidate me or cause road rage so I get in an accident. I guess people believe ugly guys shouldn't be on the roads either. I soon plan on moving into an apartment in the city where I won't need to drive. Im so fucking done with driving</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  9. <em>Can they put images/thoughts into your head? i think they do this to me, and then hold it against me for thinking the thoughts/images they put in my head themselves. I also always see people hanging around me looking at their cell phones. What are they doing with the cell phones? Is this what they use to control my thoughts?</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  10. <em>Should I go on a date with this guy?</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  11. <em>Is it wrong that I just want to join a yoga class so I can see women in yoga pants doing poses?</em> - archive.org, archive.today

  12. https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comme... - archive.org, archive.today

  13. https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comme... - archive.org, archive.today

  14. https://www.reddit.com/r/navy/comme... - archive.org, archive.today

  15. https://www.reddit.com/r/army/comme... - archive.org, archive.today

  16. r/Gangstalking - archive.org, archive.today

  17. r/Incelswithouthate - archive.org, archive.today

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1  Woolgun 2019-12-05

😳

1  Curbside_dental 2019-12-05

When you're so delusional you think you're important enough for a 4900 per hour helicopter flight just to hover around and spook you.

I can kind of relate to the brief paranoia of being watched.

Sometimes I get this feeling I'm being watched in my own yard, it'll be dead cold with pure silence, just the occasional wind in the valley, I'll hear leaves rustling off in the distance, I see nothing but I can hear it getting closer. It stops, I stop, I move, it moves. Terrifying sensation. I creep closer to my treeline and out from the darkness sprints something at me.

It's the damn cat again.

1  byobombs 2019-12-05

Great effort post bub 👍 it’s depressing knowing people like this exist, but on the flip side it’s extremely uplifting that I’m not like this lmao.

But seriously just imagine being an ugly weird piece of shit no one wants to be around, but on top of that, you’re extremely paranoid about people stalking you.

“Just show your face, government agent spy! I know you’re there!!... And I could really use a hug right now”.

Pretty fucking sad tbh

1  Can_The_SRDine 2019-12-05

The guy is no stud, but he’s not ugly either. He’s just a dude. He could probably look okay with some style and a good workout routine (and regular shaving habits, homeboy just isn’t meant to grow facial hair, I’m a member of that club and it sucks but nothing can be done).

1  cptnhaddock 2019-12-05

What if he's right tho?

1  bloodfort_andromeda 2019-12-05

I wish pinging was back because you could have a lot of fun with this guy :(

1  MG87 2019-12-05

Nah just leave the poor dude alone

1  iamredpill 2019-12-05

An incel and a schizo? Why wouldn’t women want this guy?