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You'd understand why someone would be uncomfortable with someone else secretly cumming in bed next to you if it weren't for the fact you're too ugly for anyone to ever cum to you at all.
It was only a couple years ago that I first heard of the concept of sharing a hotel room with a guy you didn't want to have sex with. Now we're already to the point literally sleeping with someone (but not sexually). I wonder what the next frontier is. "I was sucking this guy's dick and he thought that made him entitled to touch me!"
Back in high school when I'd have house parties and shit tons of people would end up crashing at my place. Like dudes sleeping on the treadmill and shit. More often than not one of my foid friends would end up sleeping in my bed with me because it was comfy as shit and I had super smooth satin sheets.
Some of them I'd end up hooking up with, and some of them I just slept next to. A lot of them were my friend's girlfriends, so for the most part it was platonic unless they initiated shit in which case it wasn't my fault because I can't be held responsible for every cheating foid.
Just because there's a foid in your bed that doesn't mean you get to molest her, pizza.
And didnt ask him to stop or simply "bro wtf are you doing" because if she did he would obviously react poorly and murder her. Totally rational thought process
Sexual abuse is a huge problem and https://www.reddit.com/r/LegitJustNoMIL/ aren't helping. Which is the entire point of their non-issues being made into clickbait, I believe.
""""online friend"""" that she """"knew"""" through twitch turns out to be male feminist who tried touching her ass while he thought she was asleep and then jacked off like the pathetic beta he is
Literally he did the “Hey, why don’t you sleep in my bed next to me” thing and she was like k, I see nothing wrong with this, nothing to suspect at all. Luckily he was some autist virgin sexual predator so the extent of his sexual predation was largely confined to hoverhands with his clueless autist Twitch thot idol. This is what all relationships are going to be like in the future I think, really clueless incels trying really bad and creepy PUA techniques on idiot autist foids who ofc immediately fall for it and then the incel tard is in bed with the autist foid he orbits, like his ultimate dream, and he goes for home base, that is, attempting to silently rub one out next to her while he thinks she’s asleep. Just think of the concentrated levels of autism that had to be there in that room. They really should have breed to make the ultimate autist.
I think the mistake these people make is not going for it. Notice how these posts are almost never "then he fucked me so hard the bed broke"
If these guys had laid the pipe, they wouldn't be getting called out on twitter. Instead the woman would just be posting on /r/stupidslutsclub about how she can't stop masturbating to the memory.
They think they're taking the safer route by doing something less severe, when actually they are doing the worst thing possible by teasing the woman with what she really wants, then failing to deliver.
This is absolutely awful. I've heard of similar stories from other people in the industry about this sort of behavior. Completely nauseating, and I'm so sorry.
A W F U L
"A man tried in the most pussy manner possible to slightly touch my butt. I know now why the caged bird sings."
Tbh as far as sexual predators go the ones that try to touch your butt and then awkwardly masturbate next to you for 6 hours without touching are probably the least bad sorts of sexual predators to have, like if I had to choose a sexual predator for my bussy I’d probably go with this one.
I literally can’t imagine the concept of trying to ask a girl to sleep in a bed next to me and not be obviously implying that I want to have sex with her. There’s no way that I would suggest this to a woman without having done any flirting or it being clear that she wants to have sex with me. I would not suggest it as a first approach, like this would be like going up to a woman and saying “Hey wanna have sex right now?”, furthermore if after doing so she agreed and then literally just flopped down next to me and went to sleep without a care in the world, it would unfathomably awkward, like the ultimate friendzone.
I honestly think a lot of the sillier #MeToo moments could have been avoided if the man had just been open about his sexual intent, instead of acting like a gay friend until she gets her guard down, and then trying to give the girl a late-night surprise.
By "open" I don't mean saying "hey baby, let's FUCK!!!" within 15 minutes of a first date, I mean treating your sexual desires like natural, normal things, instead of hiding them until the middle of the night and then firing a one-gun salute next to your sleeping ladyfriend. Only an extreme radfem would get offended by flirting if it's from a guy who was within a reasonable age range and didn't act like he had an ASD, but a lot of normal women will get creeped out by the kind of guy who hovers in the hopes that one day she'll spread her legs for him.
I wonder what the next hip buzzword to be misused will be when gaslighting wears out its novelty. I think its gonna be sealioning personally but who knows
I have an early start tomorrow, so I'm going to head to a random guy's house. I met him on the internet. Don't worry, he has told me he's not interested in sex. We will probably grab dinner together, then hang out at his place and watch a movie until 3 AM. Once we're finally ready for bed, we'll sleep in his bed together. The couch is uncomfortable. Don't worry, it's a big bed. Plus, I'll be on top of the blankets.
jesus these twitter thots are multiplying. How many "aw u so brave" posts are there? She's not brave, in fact she might have severe autism for not understanding that "come over to my place and spend the night" is keywords for "lemmie smash"
I’m going to have to victim blame a bit here. If your male friend invites you over to stay for the night and literally tries to get you to sleep in the same bed, like it should be a little suss. I mean if there’s a girl who’s at all an appropriate sexual partner but who I don’t want to have sex with, generally I would sleep in a different room, or at least get out an air mattress and sleep on the floor. I wouldn’t try and get her to sleep in the bed next to me. Usually this is like understood? Like I don’t have to communicate this to her, we both just find accommodations for sleeping that aren’t next to each other like fucking lovers.
I’m not defending him, like he literally just jacked off to his apparently sleeping friend for like 6 hours, Christ. How could you literally think your going to get away with that. Also yes you’re a piece of shit for taking advantage of this retard ass autist girl like this.
The final exchange was so awkward lol. Like I can’t believe she’s still indulging him, goddamn autist. “Whaaaa I thought you were shaaking?!”
That's hilarious, the dude is literally rarted, I thought you were masturbating and wanted to check in case we can fuck, but then denies that he was jerking off. Like how retarded do you have to be to think that mentioning that thought you had in your delirious head as a justification is a good idea? Ffs, moids.
I thought I was gonna read about some hardcore shit like he tried to anally fuck her and there was a struggle, but no, it's never like that. It's always the most pussified version of anything. If you're gonna be a male feminist, at least let yourself go when given the opportunity. Fucking weak shit. Also couldn't J/O to this so that's another issue.
She lied for some reason about being close friends with him, his first message to her in the morning indicated they are just getting to know each other
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1 hereiamtosavetheday_ 2019-12-07
Spend the night in bed with a guy you don't know, get your back touched. HORROR!
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-12-07
you forgetting the part where he jacked off or touched her ass?
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-07
Why was she sleeping in a bed with a random dude.
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-07
Why is there a period at the end of your question?
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-07
Wow you got me foid
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-07
Good ol' fax and logic to dab on people
1 2Manadeal2btw 2019-12-07
idk, because she's a foid and foids are retarded. She didn't see how such a gesture could be considered sexual by some moids.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-07
A) She's an e-whore that constantly talks about sex and how horny she is.
B) shows up to not only stay the night with a guy, but also decides to sleep in the very same bed (were no other options available? Seems unlikely.)
Like come on.
1 YaBoyStevieF 2019-12-07
There was one bed, and every other surface in the place was covered in needles
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2019-12-07
Ah yes, they were in Portland.
1 WarSanchez 2019-12-07
Funny joke guys. It's obvious he left her no choice in the matter. Her only option was to sleep on the bed.
Afterall, didn't you read where he said, " Everything but the bed is lava".
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2019-12-07
I always wondered when you’d turn sexual assault apologist.
1 IHeartCommyMommy 2019-12-07
You'd understand why someone would be uncomfortable with someone else secretly cumming in bed next to you if it weren't for the fact you're too ugly for anyone to ever cum to you at all.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-07
Reality says: that's a lie.
1 Redactor0 2019-12-07
It was only a couple years ago that I first heard of the concept of sharing a hotel room with a guy you didn't want to have sex with. Now we're already to the point literally sleeping with someone (but not sexually). I wonder what the next frontier is. "I was sucking this guy's dick and he thought that made him entitled to touch me!"
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-07
Didn't something like that happen to aziz ansari?
1 YourGreatDarshFace 2019-12-07
Many's the time in my life I would have quite enjoyed a de-escalation blowjob, but noooo...
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1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-07
Said she was sleeping in a bed with a friend.
Back in high school when I'd have house parties and shit tons of people would end up crashing at my place. Like dudes sleeping on the treadmill and shit. More often than not one of my foid friends would end up sleeping in my bed with me because it was comfy as shit and I had super smooth satin sheets.
Some of them I'd end up hooking up with, and some of them I just slept next to. A lot of them were my friend's girlfriends, so for the most part it was platonic unless they initiated shit in which case it wasn't my fault because I can't be held responsible for every cheating foid.
Just because there's a foid in your bed that doesn't mean you get to molest her, pizza.
1 hereiamtosavetheday_ 2019-12-07
I read conflation meant to solidify her status as a victim. The 'unreliable narrator' flags are parading through the OP's account.
1 Chooseausername454 2019-12-07
And didnt ask him to stop or simply "bro wtf are you doing" because if she did he would obviously react poorly and murder her. Totally rational thought process
1 hereiamtosavetheday_ 2019-12-07
Sexual abuse is a huge problem and https://www.reddit.com/r/LegitJustNoMIL/ aren't helping. Which is the entire point of their non-issues being made into clickbait, I believe.
1 duende667 2019-12-07
The same bitches will string you up for racism if you suggest Hajiis are mean for throwing rocks at womens heads too.
1 professorshillphd 2019-12-07
Honestly if I slept in a bed with a guy and he started jerking off like this I'd probably be like "stop being a fag bro" and go back to sleep.
I sure as hell wouldn't go whine on twitter.
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
Combined levels of autism in that room were off the charts
1 princess_y_fronts 2019-12-07
Why do foids keep falling for it despite male feminism being the reddest of red flags ?
1 acidoverbasic 2019-12-07
Lmao he faked snored while jacking it to try to cover the sound
1 Neon_needles 2019-12-07
Pro move. But he should have instead should have gotten up, pretend he was sleep walking and Jack off two feet away from her while standing up.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-12-07
I'm the lowest of the lows
1 HeyItsYourBoyDaniel 2019-12-07
It's "I'm so fucked up" you Netflix pleb
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-12-07
If you offer get a job during that's what we call "The Harvey"
1 Comrade_Natalie 2019-12-07
Based coomer MacGyver
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-12-07
Glad to know our token grils see the humor in this situation too.
1 collectijism 2019-12-07
You cant fake sneeze and blow a load on somebody then your not doing male feminism correctly. Period
1 Yellowofthecornholio 2019-12-07
This is some next level beta-orbiter moves right there
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-07
My eyes just got sexually assaulted
Who thinks 13 different screenshots of Apple notes is the best way to upload your essay
1 IrishRepublicanGhost 2019-12-07
Foids who sleep in the houses of male feminists, obviously.
1 iamredpill 2019-12-07
TLDR?
1 GeminiRocket 2019-12-07
The "victime" is to blame.
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-07
""""online friend"""" that she """"knew"""" through twitch turns out to be male feminist who tried touching her ass while he thought she was asleep and then jacked off like the pathetic beta he is
1 iamredpill 2019-12-07
And everyone here is victim-blaming her for staying the night with a stranger she met online? Yikes, we need to do better!
1 BlacJeesus 2019-12-07
Yeah, we really should
1 RedditModsEatMyAss 2019-12-07
Bruh she's already done this before. Hnags out with guy she barely knows and then cry they tried something.
She thinks she has something interesting other than her vagina cause she has losers follow her on twitch 😒
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
Literally he did the “Hey, why don’t you sleep in my bed next to me” thing and she was like k, I see nothing wrong with this, nothing to suspect at all. Luckily he was some autist virgin sexual predator so the extent of his sexual predation was largely confined to hoverhands with his clueless autist Twitch thot idol. This is what all relationships are going to be like in the future I think, really clueless incels trying really bad and creepy PUA techniques on idiot autist foids who ofc immediately fall for it and then the incel tard is in bed with the autist foid he orbits, like his ultimate dream, and he goes for home base, that is, attempting to silently rub one out next to her while he thinks she’s asleep. Just think of the concentrated levels of autism that had to be there in that room. They really should have breed to make the ultimate autist.
1 wm20123 2019-12-07
I think the mistake these people make is not going for it. Notice how these posts are almost never "then he fucked me so hard the bed broke"
If these guys had laid the pipe, they wouldn't be getting called out on twitter. Instead the woman would just be posting on /r/stupidslutsclub about how she can't stop masturbating to the memory.
They think they're taking the safer route by doing something less severe, when actually they are doing the worst thing possible by teasing the woman with what she really wants, then failing to deliver.
1 Neon_needles 2019-12-07
A W F U L
"A man tried in the most pussy manner possible to slightly touch my butt. I know now why the caged bird sings."
1 alphetaboss 2019-12-07
Don't forget, he also moisturized his dick for 5 hours.
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
Tbh as far as sexual predators go the ones that try to touch your butt and then awkwardly masturbate next to you for 6 hours without touching are probably the least bad sorts of sexual predators to have, like if I had to choose a sexual predator for my bussy I’d probably go with this one.
1 Platycel 2019-12-07
What if he looked like an average redditor and kept doing the Youtube Smile?
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-12-07
NO STRAIGHT MAN IN THE WORLD JUST ASKS A WOMAN TO SHARE A BED WITH HIM.
IT HAS LITERALLY NEVER HAPPENED.
That being said, this guy was a total pussy for not just openly flirting with her.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-12-07
I have 😢
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-12-07
Because you were trying to fuck her, right?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2019-12-07
No I was drunk and wanted someone to cuddle... Aka make sure I didn't sleep on my back
1 Thereal14words 2019-12-07
#metoo
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
I literally can’t imagine the concept of trying to ask a girl to sleep in a bed next to me and not be obviously implying that I want to have sex with her. There’s no way that I would suggest this to a woman without having done any flirting or it being clear that she wants to have sex with me. I would not suggest it as a first approach, like this would be like going up to a woman and saying “Hey wanna have sex right now?”, furthermore if after doing so she agreed and then literally just flopped down next to me and went to sleep without a care in the world, it would unfathomably awkward, like the ultimate friendzone.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2019-12-07
I honestly think a lot of the sillier #MeToo moments could have been avoided if the man had just been open about his sexual intent, instead of acting like a gay friend until she gets her guard down, and then trying to give the girl a late-night surprise.
By "open" I don't mean saying "hey baby, let's FUCK!!!" within 15 minutes of a first date, I mean treating your sexual desires like natural, normal things, instead of hiding them until the middle of the night and then firing a one-gun salute next to your sleeping ladyfriend. Only an extreme radfem would get offended by flirting if it's from a guy who was within a reasonable age range and didn't act like he had an ASD, but a lot of normal women will get creeped out by the kind of guy who hovers in the hopes that one day she'll spread her legs for him.
1 DayyyTripper 2019-12-07
COOMERS RISE UP
1 Woolgun 2019-12-07
Damn, what a piece of shit. Rubbing one out in the same bed as me FOR AT LEAST AND HOUR? Just try to be polite and finish in 5 minutes you cunt.
1 Lolbertians 2019-12-07
Foids are incapable of keeping time. 5 hours for them is 2 minutes
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
I mean it was sunrise when he finished his wankathon
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
If I’m fapping and I last more than 5 minutes it usually means I’ve done a good amount of amphetamine
1 JustAThrowaway4563 2019-12-07
Based coomer and drug usoor
1 Gb_shill 2019-12-07
I wonder what the next hip buzzword to be misused will be when gaslighting wears out its novelty. I think its gonna be sealioning personally but who knows
1 BonerDonorKebab 2019-12-07
its actually a pretty specific good word
1 Junahill 2019-12-07
Leave it to a male feminist to be such a pussy that he can't make a move while a girl is awake. What a disgusting simp.
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
End game is convincing her to sleep in the same bed somehow and then fapping while she’s asleep
I guess this is like the dream of all orbiters
1 George__soyros 2019-12-07
I like how everyone here automatically believes accusations against male feminists but thinks me-too has gone too far
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
The conversation did not seem obviously fake
She didn’t name any names so it can’t really be said to be a me tooing
1 George__soyros 2019-12-07
It's not specifically about this but every male feminist accusation is taken completely at faith
1 DayyyTripper 2019-12-07
Ok, but his lie was so fukn retarded you have to believe her
He thought there was shaking going on in the bed?? Then pulls out the Hail Mary of noisy couple upstairs lmao
1 Yellowofthecornholio 2019-12-07
Hmm...
Hmmmmmm.....
HMMMMMMMMMMM
Also
This should have been the biggest red flag tbh. That's like Dahmer level pillow talk.
1 chuck_portis 2019-12-07
Hey honey,
I have an early start tomorrow, so I'm going to head to a random guy's house. I met him on the internet. Don't worry, he has told me he's not interested in sex. We will probably grab dinner together, then hang out at his place and watch a movie until 3 AM. Once we're finally ready for bed, we'll sleep in his bed together. The couch is uncomfortable. Don't worry, it's a big bed. Plus, I'll be on top of the blankets.
Love you babe!
1 saurontheabhored 2019-12-07
jesus these twitter thots are multiplying. How many "aw u so brave" posts are there? She's not brave, in fact she might have severe autism for not understanding that "come over to my place and spend the night" is keywords for "lemmie smash"
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-07
just fucking lol
1 watermark1917 2019-12-07
I’m going to have to victim blame a bit here. If your male friend invites you over to stay for the night and literally tries to get you to sleep in the same bed, like it should be a little suss. I mean if there’s a girl who’s at all an appropriate sexual partner but who I don’t want to have sex with, generally I would sleep in a different room, or at least get out an air mattress and sleep on the floor. I wouldn’t try and get her to sleep in the bed next to me. Usually this is like understood? Like I don’t have to communicate this to her, we both just find accommodations for sleeping that aren’t next to each other like fucking lovers.
I’m not defending him, like he literally just jacked off to his apparently sleeping friend for like 6 hours, Christ. How could you literally think your going to get away with that. Also yes you’re a piece of shit for taking advantage of this retard ass autist girl like this.
The final exchange was so awkward lol. Like I can’t believe she’s still indulging him, goddamn autist. “Whaaaa I thought you were shaaking?!”
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-07
That's hilarious, the dude is literally rarted, I thought you were masturbating and wanted to check in case we can fuck, but then denies that he was jerking off. Like how retarded do you have to be to think that mentioning that thought you had in your delirious head as a justification is a good idea? Ffs, moids.
1 DayyyTripper 2019-12-07
Even watermark has taken the pizzapill.
Mashallah Brother!
1 reiianisatroll 2019-12-07
I thought I was gonna read about some hardcore shit like he tried to anally fuck her and there was a struggle, but no, it's never like that. It's always the most pussified version of anything. If you're gonna be a male feminist, at least let yourself go when given the opportunity. Fucking weak shit. Also couldn't J/O to this so that's another issue.
1 theabsolutestateof 2019-12-07
She lied for some reason about being close friends with him, his first message to her in the morning indicated they are just getting to know each other
1 BlacJeesus 2019-12-07
Honestly, I'm kinda disappointed at this comment section.
😕
1 Dramacel69 2019-12-07
Unironically same tbh