Remember that dude that tried getting his wife to check him only to regret it the second the sex started, but like a true cuck he was too scared to speak up.
It's always great checking a users profile after they say some provocative shit on reddit. Almost always vile. You don't always get a full on shot of them but there's usually hints of a hoarder nest or scaly sausage fingers.
"There were lots of people in the room when we started kissing – the party was still going. Some people were quite shocked and you could hear the "whoops" and "Wows" in the room, but everybody also laughed about it. Niels as well. We were all quite drunk."
If your reaction to this is anything other than kicking the shit out of your friend, then you are a subhuman and deserve everything you get.
Mothers need love too. They're not your property to "defend the honor" of. You guys are literally falling for the Islamic values meme this sub perpetuates
No just a bunch of mommy's milkers fags that thought we were serious about that stuff. Poe's law blahblah. Direct correlation to increase in rightoids and MDEgens 🙄🙄🙄
The Democrats are a satirical party created 200 years ago, its essentially a huge image board where everyone tries to come up with the stupidest and most nonsensical, civilization destroying ideas they can. As a satire on the dangers of democracy
Not doing too bad for someone in their 50s or 60s. If you just look at the pictures and don't read the article it almost looks like an article about some 90s Grrrrl Band singer trying to make a comeback.
Speaking of which, Liz Phair and Garbage are touring with Alanis Morrssette this summer. I'm debating buying tickets. The other nostalgia tour this is stupid hair metal.
I knew someone in highschool who's mom was dating one of his former classmates, he basically never spoke to her ever again. Its even weirder considering she had him when she was 30, so some weird teenage boy was fucking some 50 year old lady
I remember reading a while back about some teenage dude who was living with his dad. He'd bring his gf over all the time and eventually she ended up cheating on him with his dad. Not only that, she and the dad ended up getting into a real relationship and so she'd still come over all the time after she and the son broke up- but it was to see his dad. She totally ignored him whenever she came over and he had to listen to them fuck all night.
Maybe if you actually learned reading comprehension you would've understood both my comment and the will of Muhammad (PBUH) through his sacred writings.
I've said this before and I'll say it again, Hardislife and Masterlawlz need to fuck and get it over with. They need to rent a motel room and just go at it. I can see lawlz tied to the bed with HIL riding him, speaking ching ching Bing bong and ashing her cigarettes on his masterbawlz. The whole time Hard by Sophie is played on a loop. Of course, all of this will be recorded and posted on are slash deuxrama.
Sometimes I wonder if all well-known dramautists are just larp accounts run by a sad middle-aged man who wants his scheme to be uncovered before he finally finds sweet release with a jumbo shot of fentanyl.
Imagine you're mid fuck, some milf has your hips leg locked and your ankle deep, and then you break out the camera and youre like sorry babe i gotta captured this shot of our legs for Vice
He mentions in the article that she don't give a fuck. Granny's probably going about her day getting orbited by a whippersnapper taking pics. Back in her day, a photo took a month and a half
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.
They.
Are.
Not.
Human.
They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.
Cause lawlz's legacy isn't nearly over yet. You guys only want him to neck himself cause you're afraid of that 3rd leg he has that could easily DESTROY your mom and grandma Gerta. #YetAnotherBoomerDABBEDon
Fucking milfs isn't taboo lol, too bad she's not a milf. Also this is clearly a cope for the dude considering he admits he got broken up with then basically latched on to the next female he could. The mom is just going for the ride and getting young, and definitely not emotionally vulnerable, dick tbh. Idk if this article would be as glowingly written if it was a more mature dude instead though 🤔🤔🤔 Also how hasn't the son committed a double murder suicide?
165 comments
1 AnnArchist 2019-12-21
this is the strangest grooming ive ever seen
26 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-21
She doesn’t exactly tick the milf box. Meth maybe but not milf.
13 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-12-21
Yea went from hot to kinda morbid after clicking the link.
Yikers.
9 editthnksforgold 2019-12-21
Poly in porn: hot
Poly irl: woof
Friend bangs mom in porn: hot
Friend bangs mom irl: yikes
Really makes you 🤔🤔🤔
4 Babybear_Dramabear 2019-12-21
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/e8v0s8/z/faewgn7
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-12-21
they're fantasies for a reason, IRL they're awful
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
Of course they have been for YOU. Itd be better if your peeny wasn't the size of a cat's nipple.
1 snallygaster 2019-12-21
how do u know how big cat nipples are? 🤔
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
Bro ur kidding me
1 zergling_Lester 2019-12-21
Do you put pants on table legs in your house for the sake of modesty?
3 HeresCyonnah 2019-12-21
If they weren't made for pants they wouldnt be called legs.
2 zergling_Lester 2019-12-21
This, but about male cat nipples.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2019-12-21
Remember that dude that tried getting his wife to check him only to regret it the second the sex started, but like a true cuck he was too scared to speak up.
1 Habahz 2019-12-21
I'm such a furfag my mind read that as a positive.
1 Kaladin_MemeBlessed 2019-12-21
Ultrabased
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-21
Porn is a terrible judge of reality, like how they use male performers with below average penises so they don't alienate male viewers.
1 editthnksforgold 2019-12-21
Exactly how big is yours and do you mind posting it, but not in that gay chapo way when you piss them off and they say shit like “post your pig”
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-21
Packin a chode bro, what's up?
1 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2019-12-21
I'm only on half-chub, dude! Maybe try rubbing yours on mine so it can osmosis some of that stiffness.
1 chodemessiah 2019-12-21
It's always great checking a users profile after they say some provocative shit on reddit. Almost always vile. You don't always get a full on shot of them but there's usually hints of a hoarder nest or scaly sausage fingers.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2019-12-21
It was total disappointment. Drama users wish this was available back in No F November.
3 SWIMsfriend 2019-12-21
she looks like that at 50, i'd consider he a milf.
1 soapsudss43 2019-12-21
Theyre a pill popping washed out divorcee that would have taken up the offer to fuck her sons friends. (Likely has before)
Not exactly a trophy
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-12-21
As if they're any other kind
1 soapsudss43 2019-12-21
urbanite modernist scum gets the chamber
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-12-21
*Milth
1 Death_Trolley 2019-12-21
No, but she ticks the troon box with an extra wide sharpie
24 The2ndKingInTheNorth 2019-12-21
"There were lots of people in the room when we started kissing – the party was still going. Some people were quite shocked and you could hear the "whoops" and "Wows" in the room, but everybody also laughed about it. Niels as well. We were all quite drunk."
If your reaction to this is anything other than kicking the shit out of your friend, then you are a subhuman and deserve everything you get.
14 MasterLawlz 2019-12-21
Yeah I thought that part was pretty weird too lol
6 Kellere31 2019-12-21
Live by the cuck, die by the cuck.
2 swigityswooti 2019-12-21
These are French (or Belgian) people so...different standards for cuckery.
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
Mothers need love too. They're not your property to "defend the honor" of. You guys are literally falling for the Islamic values meme this sub perpetuates
2 fgdhsizbsisvsizbaj 2019-12-21
This is default sub tier bait
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
Fuck, sorry. I'll do better next time bro. I feel so upset now that I'm going to delete my previous comment. Again, I'm very very sorry.
1 fgdhsizbsisvsizbaj 2019-12-21
Don’t worry your next one will be a homerun
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
Can you upvotes my next one for me pls
1 fgdhsizbsisvsizbaj 2019-12-21
Yeah just tag me
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
Thank u
1 TrollFarm4 2019-12-21
It's a cuck with an incest fetish, he probably loves it
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-21
Jerking off in the closet
19 itherunner 2019-12-21
Imagine being the son of that woman. Your best friend is fucking your mom, taking photos of her nearly nude body, and publishing them on the internet.
12 nerf_herd 2019-12-21
I can only get so erect.
11 KaaraRaven 2019-12-21
We're reaching all new levels of cuckoldry.
3 ducksgrenades 2019-12-21
someone fucking your mom is cuckoldry? you understand the implication here right?
1 CasanovaNova 2019-12-21
This made me lose my bowels all over this sub.
2 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-21
Is having a mother the ultimate cuckoldry?
1 cheeZetoastee 2019-12-21
Think about it logically. Yes.
1 throwawaygirlsquad 2019-12-21
If you’re reading this, then you’re already halfway there.
1 texanapocalypse33 2019-12-21
No just a bunch of mommy's milkers fags that thought we were serious about that stuff. Poe's law blahblah. Direct correlation to increase in rightoids and MDEgens 🙄🙄🙄
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-12-21
The Democrats are a satirical party created 200 years ago, its essentially a huge image board where everyone tries to come up with the stupidest and most nonsensical, civilization destroying ideas they can. As a satire on the dangers of democracy
1 zsfh 2019-12-21
Democrats more like dumbocraps.
2 Bijzettafeltje 2019-12-21
/r/mommybully
4 600_lbs_of_sin 2019-12-21
wtf
1 Bijzettafeltje 2019-12-21
https://youtu.be/M2Pi1fljNyY
1 Loda11 2019-12-21
Dude's mom is hella lusty tbh.
1 jubbergun 2019-12-21
Not doing too bad for someone in their 50s or 60s. If you just look at the pictures and don't read the article it almost looks like an article about some 90s Grrrrl Band singer trying to make a comeback.
Speaking of which, Liz Phair and Garbage are touring with Alanis Morrssette this summer. I'm debating buying tickets. The other nostalgia tour this is stupid hair metal.
1 Mikado001 2019-12-21
The mom is 45. The young guy is 24.
1 jubbergun 2019-12-21
I don't know what to tell you then. I don't bother with women my own age.
1 Loda11 2019-12-21
Age is just a number.
5 SWIMsfriend 2019-12-21
I knew someone in highschool who's mom was dating one of his former classmates, he basically never spoke to her ever again. Its even weirder considering she had him when she was 30, so some weird teenage boy was fucking some 50 year old lady
2 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-21
I remember reading a while back about some teenage dude who was living with his dad. He'd bring his gf over all the time and eventually she ended up cheating on him with his dad. Not only that, she and the dad ended up getting into a real relationship and so she'd still come over all the time after she and the son broke up- but it was to see his dad. She totally ignored him whenever she came over and he had to listen to them fuck all night.
1 Mayos_side 2019-12-21
Beast
1 Msmit71 2019-12-21
This is why "crimes of passion" happen.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-21
Foids will do anything to not have to deal with repercussions.
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-21
Lol you don't get to kill someone because you have a small dick.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-21
A crime of passion is still a crime retard.
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-21
Wtf did you think I meant?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-12-21
Sounds like you were defending wom*n. 🤢
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-21
I am, cucks that kill are still cucks.
1 TheLonelyBull 2019-12-21
You are a fucking idiot. There are degrees of murder you fuckwit. Seriously, shut the fuck up.
1 bebackinanhourorso 2019-12-21
Calm down, you're embarrassing yourself.
1 retardedjewboy69 2019-12-21
T. relationship advice seriousposter
1 jubbergun 2019-12-21
Everyone has a small dick when you're a whore, Karen.
1 twawaytrust 2019-12-21
If such a world existed you would have a license to kill.
1 [deleted] 2019-12-21
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1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2019-12-21
I don’t think she “cheated” on her son in this situation
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-21
Any time mother has a relationship with another boy its a betrayal
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-21
Actually I could be totally wrong but I'm pretty sure that stance was aimed at shit like honor killings in the middle east.
1 jubbergun 2019-12-21
Ignoring that Islam is right about women is haram in this sub, infidel.
1 Giulio-Cesare 2019-12-21
When did I ignore the truth, kafir?
Maybe if you actually learned reading comprehension you would've understood both my comment and the will of Muhammad (PBUH) through his sacred writings.
1 Kellere31 2019-12-21
The UN was a mistake and I blame the Americans.
1 zsfh 2019-12-21
No, women just kill because of adultery less.
1 Msmit71 2019-12-21
Hah! Pussies.
1 zsfh 2019-12-21
Literally.
1 Msmit71 2019-12-21
Yes, thank you explaining the joke for the other retards.
1 zsfh 2019-12-21
You're welcome.
1 JeanPeuplu 2019-12-21
Wasn't that a 4chan greentext?
1 wellhellotherefellas 2019-12-21
Yes it was. I remember reading that too.
1 Hspeb73920 2019-12-21
You, too, can be the Prime Minister of France.
1 roryb_bellows 2019-12-21
If she was my step mom I’d be COOMING SO HARD but she seems to be biological and that’s illegal to coom to 😤
Yeah but really what the hell is going on in this article, imagine this fucked up situation if it was in your neighbourhood lol
1 HP_civ 2019-12-21
🤢🤢🤮🤮
1 butwhydoesreddit 2019-12-21
Is having a mum the ultimate form of cuckoldry?
1 OGsambone 2019-12-21
Nearly.nude? One of them has him balls deep in her.
1 reebokpumps 2019-12-21
And not being able to say anything and complain or else your new stepdad will ground you.
11 jewdanksdad 2019-12-21
Imagine being lawlz and coping daily that most people have another person who cares about them and is attracted to them, whereas lawlz has....no one
6 VanillaReign 2019-12-21
You shut your whore mouth. Half this sub lusts after MasterLawlz.
4 BlastMyBussy 2019-12-21
I've said this before and I'll say it again, Hardislife and Masterlawlz need to fuck and get it over with. They need to rent a motel room and just go at it. I can see lawlz tied to the bed with HIL riding him, speaking ching ching Bing bong and ashing her cigarettes on his masterbawlz. The whole time Hard by Sophie is played on a loop. Of course, all of this will be recorded and posted on are slash deuxrama.
4 EasternAirline 2019-12-21
Im so fucking hard
2 ClementineChime 2019-12-21
It's too bad there's not a billionaire drama jannie who could pay to make this happen.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-21
They are literally the same person, dude
1 BlastMyBussy 2019-12-21
Sometimes I wonder if all well-known dramautists are just larp accounts run by a sad middle-aged man who wants his scheme to be uncovered before he finally finds sweet release with a jumbo shot of fentanyl.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-21
That wouldnt surprise me too much
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2019-12-21
😂😂😂
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-21
Lol, no
1 aef823 2019-12-21
ew
1 JokeCasual 2019-12-21
imagine being so hard up for affection you date a grandma, both you and the photographer are straight up incel-tier.
1 jewdanksdad 2019-12-21
Swing and a miss
1 Platycel 2019-12-21
Big thonk
2 JokeCasual 2019-12-21
Is it really pussy if it bursts into dust when you touch it ?
8 SolidSnakeDrive 2019-12-21
Imagine you're mid fuck, some milf has your hips leg locked and your ankle deep, and then you break out the camera and youre like sorry babe i gotta captured this shot of our legs for Vice
2 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-12-21
Like that's the weirdest picture that he's taken. She's probably just gotten used to it by now, just ready to pose at any time.
1 YoshFromYsraelDntBan 2019-12-21
He mentions in the article that she don't give a fuck. Granny's probably going about her day getting orbited by a whippersnapper taking pics. Back in her day, a photo took a month and a half
5 ElonMuskarr 2019-12-21
I love you lawlz
4 ason 2019-12-21
Lol somehow I think the aging femcels in SRD would let the "power differential" slide in this case.
1 Platycel 2019-12-21
Rent free
3 SnapshillBot 2019-12-21
The joke is that this November your vote counts exactly as much as a senile retiree whose political sources are nestled between a thread of gay furry porn and a thread of kids wearing swimsuits.
Snapshots:
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3 BussyShillBot 2019-12-21
This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.
They.
Are.
Not.
Human.
They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.
Outlines:
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3 TheColdTurtle 2019-12-21
What would you do if this happened to you?
18 MasterLawlz 2019-12-21
probably post a sticky about it then kms
8 TheColdTurtle 2019-12-21
Think of all the fame and publicity you would get though! Life is worth living when the entire world gets to see your stickies.
1 tHeSiD 2019-12-21
This is the way
1 Msmit71 2019-12-21
Dude starshit lmao
1 Heavy_handed 2019-12-21
🤔
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-21
Why haven’t you killed your self then?
2 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
Cause lawlz's legacy isn't nearly over yet. You guys only want him to neck himself cause you're afraid of that 3rd leg he has that could easily DESTROY your mom and grandma Gerta. #YetAnotherBoomerDABBEDon
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-12-21
He pretends to be an Asian female codecel on some knock off drama sub..
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2019-12-21
That's DAF actually. Anonymity is a privilege none of ancestors used to enjoy
1 femroot 2019-12-21
That's not him, hard has youtube videos
1 goldfish_memories 2019-12-21
It's a easy mistake to make, cause they're both equally as unfunny 🤭
1 Bijzettafeltje 2019-12-21
Do it Niels.
2 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-21
Honestly I think I’d be okay with it. Since my dads affair and his divorce with my mom and his marriage to the whore, my mom has been alone.
But it’d never happen. My mom hated my best friend for a long time lol
1 Platycel 2019-12-21
That's how you know she wants his dick.
1 reebokpumps 2019-12-21
👆🏻This is what not having a dad in your life does to you.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-21
Lol he’s always been very much in my life
He just decided to bail on my mom a few years ago
1 reebokpumps 2019-12-21
Sorry dude, dad sounds like a poon hound but also a piece of shit.
1 AngelaBeedle 2019-12-21
The gay thing is he could have banged so many hot babes but he decided to cheat on my mom with an ugly ass low iq jap
1 reebokpumps 2019-12-21
Fuck my new stepdad’s dad. Have to be the giver though, otherwise you’re going lower than doing nothing.
That or rape my friend’s asshole with a kitchen knife.
2 Inimical_Twitch 2019-12-21
When I saw the title I was like, “There’s no fucking way that’s real.”
Then I clicked on the article and sure enough, it’s legit.
2 CasanovaNova 2019-12-21
I think I just located another Dragonball.
1 BerninisApprentice 2019-12-21
If I’m Niels, I’m getting that shotgun and Gradying the both of em.
1 boyoyoyoyong 2019-12-21
If I'm on that jury I'm aquitting
1 SJCards 2019-12-21
Why are you browsing cuckoldry fan stories, Lawlz?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-12-21
Why are you not?
1 SJCards 2019-12-21
How are you still a mod?
1 ClementineChime 2019-12-21
Lawlz your new year's resolution should be to unfollow Vice on Facebook.
1 MasterLawlz 2019-12-21
no
1 Akula765 2019-12-21
Now this is the Vice I remember from the 90s.
1 Cauchemar89 2019-12-21
A running gag from American Pie come to life: Finch fucking Stiflers' Mom.
1 Hspeb73920 2019-12-21
Stupid Flanders.
1 eillius 2019-12-21
Nothing at all!
1 chodemessiah 2019-12-21
They're swamp germans, nothing to see here.
1 [deleted] 2019-12-21
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1 FroppyHoppyMyFloppy 2019-12-21
🤢🤮
1 LordGal 2019-12-21
That's straight up alpha as fuck.
1 TeeEssDoubleU 2019-12-21
good god why does anyone have sex with women over 30
1 JanniesGuzzleCum 2019-12-21
The West needs to be fucking annihilated
1 Spysix 2019-12-21
1 vicarious67 2019-12-21
I hate vice sometimes
1 JohnnyThomas88 2019-12-21
This guy is a piece of shit.
1 ashleychudd 2019-12-21
Pick one.
1 DepravedMutant 2019-12-21
I thought this was that tradcon girl communism_kills
1 Mlwrf 2019-12-21
belgian
Not even surprised....
1 poopoocumcum 2019-12-21
Fucking milfs isn't taboo lol, too bad she's not a milf. Also this is clearly a cope for the dude considering he admits he got broken up with then basically latched on to the next female he could. The mom is just going for the ride and getting young, and definitely not emotionally vulnerable, dick tbh. Idk if this article would be as glowingly written if it was a more mature dude instead though 🤔🤔🤔 Also how hasn't the son committed a double murder suicide?
1 Frostfright 2019-12-21
Christ, she's ancient
Nothing alpha about fucking a woman with one foot in the grave
1 [deleted] 2019-12-21
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