College dropout rejects all advice that he asked for in /r/college

1  2019-12-26 by smokedetective

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If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

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Join the military, they will help set a routine while you earn some money. It will also help you figure out what you want since the military touch in almost all facet of life and industry.

Mental capacity? The military isn't known for thinking but following order. P.s if your at rock bottom there's nothing to lose but try, no one expects greatness from you but you can always do great thing, not now or even a decade later but your not dead yet.

I love the Reddit meme that the military just takes utter failures. You know because working on a jet engine, or driving a tank, or running a nuclear reactor....you need to have any fucking moron off the street.

It's amazing how people think "Forrest Gump" was a documentary ...

They also completely write off the benefits you get and the doors that are opened for you by starting your career in the military.

It's insane to me that they don't realize that without a draft, they've come up with really good incentives to get people to join.

You have to negotiate well though. My friend thought he was getting the GI Bill joining as a reserve Marine. Instead he has somewhat discounted college and a leg that didn't set correctly

Yeah the GI bill benefits are calculate by the total amount of active duty service you put it, not including basic training and AIT. Kinda shits on the reservists.

military service is something they perceive that lower-class rural whites do, and they hate lower-class rural whites. that is the beginning and the end of it; the cultural redditor defines himself against that identity.

You really want to enrage a random subreddit, point out that it's a lot harder to enlist in the US notary than it is to get into a US college.

The seething is hilarious...

To be fair the notary forms can get complicated

military service is something they perceive that lower-class rural whites do

Where's the lie?

and they hate lower-class rural whites.

They're mayo and poor, what's not to hate

Thank you tankie man. More people need to realize that it IS NOT okay to be mayo

I want to remind everyone that the officer corps is for gentlemen.

Gentlemen keep their heads up and march into gunfire, otherwise it's bad for morale. :3

I thought chapocels liked poor people?

Maybe, but I'm not a chapotard and I hate poors

Okay chapo keep coping

Of course a rightoid would spout fake news

Itโ€™s your third most used subreddit.

Iโ€™ve been banned there for months and only use this account for r/drama. Cope harder rightoid

Go cry about white people more retard

White "people" are evil and deserve no respect

Why do military crayon eaters get mad when people point out there's a low barrier of entry? You'd think that having to deal with fellow enlisted would make it obvious that they take anyone that isn't horribly crippled. Maybe it's all the tugboat money going to their heads...

You only end up dealing with tards, if you're also a tard. Or an officer, but fuck officers.

Show some respect for our college educated Congressionally commissioned tard wranglers

There are a few more restrictions than that....

Not really lol. As long as you are in decent shape and don't have any medical things that disqualify you, you can be a cook in the army in no time.

Lol...you can Google the enlistment requirements.

They are more restrictive than a tier 3 school.

That's not saying much. It's like claiming Bernie bros aren't retarded because trump supporters exist

True...but that is what I said and what triggers people on Reddit

For some reason, people with general studies degrees from nowhere community college get really upset if they done get their dicks sucked.

Shitting on poor Whites is cool and good, but when Reddit does it, the fucking site that is all about Communism and equality, it's fucking retarded and hypocritical.

There are plenty of complete and total tards that do well in the military. The asvab assigns the more challenging jobs to the intelligent recruits, but there are plenty of jobs that literally anybody can do.

Yeah no shit....

My point is that to get into just any US college, regardless of program quality, one needs to apply and fill out loan paperwork. That is it.

It's the whole reason why the US student debt load is over a trillion. I've never understood why this perspective is controversial but it always seems like it is.

Ironically, free college would probably force colleges to be much more selective.

WTF I love Bernie now.

Free university programs implemented after the 1970s always just turn into a giant scam orgy where grifters from every corner of the world would flood in to set up fake universities to pocket that sweet state money.

Source: pretty much what happened to australia. They made it so anyone could get a zero interest state backed university loans with no due date.

Every other pajeet and nigerian that had been harassing your grandmum in the mid 2000s jumped ship to joining that shitshow.

Just cause the military takes in non-retards doesn't mean there aren't any retards there

I like how you are implying that retards can't get into a US college.

Like the University of Phoenix is hard to get into...

literally comparing the military to a meme University

Cope harder

Alright how about ASU. Better?

the minimum GPA requirement for ASU is 3.0, the average GPA of accepted freshmen is 3.53. Freshmen also significantly top the minimum test score requirements. The average first year undergrad is accepted into ASU with roughly a 1230 on the SAT.

Definitely not as retarded as the military. Also, all servicemen are retarded for putting their life on the line for the us government, so by default, the average college student is far less retarded than a serviceman.

Cope harder

ASU has an 85% acceptance rate

The US military currently accepts roughly 20% of applicants.

ASU is more retarded than the military

There's already a self-selection bias of applicants who are bound to complete high school. The drop out tards aren't applying to ASU, they're joining up.

The average ASU student would probably score in the 80th percentile or better on the ASVAB, the military has a lot more retards, cope harder

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The morons get slotted in the dispensable jobs. You know, the ones where you're most likely to catch a bullet from some illiterate Pashtun. They always need a fresh supply of those.

And morons get bull shit degrees.

I really need to know....why do Americans think it's hard to get into a third tier American University and get a degree in "leisure studies", communications, of something equally stupid.

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the military does take utter failures retard. It's called cannon fodder

And colleges do the same....they are known as philosophy majors....

Cope more, private. THATS AN ORDER

Cool role playing....the safe word is "banana"....

The military does take utter failures you dipshit.

Lol okay...damn I hit a nerve...

You did boot.

*udder ๐Ÿ„

Moooooo....

UwU

OwO

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bro some of the people i know that joined the army after high school were almost literal retarded people

But that never stopped you. Good for you champ!

Seethe

Wait ..I'm not allowed to make a joke on a guy boasting he went to school with a bunch of retards?

are we triggering your PTSD private?

It's more my PTSD when running the micro materials lab for the University of Wisconsin.

I ran into a lot of moronic undergrad students who couldn't take a joke...

imagine trying to flex being a shitty lab rat ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ go join the real world

Lol...I did. Babysitting Americans that can't even English right, but expect A's versus having a job....real tough decision there....

So which community college did you go to?

lol so youโ€™re lab tech making $12 an hour?? also you care to america to go to school here cuz your countries schools are shit then complain about Americans... you are literally a meme my little foreign friend

Sure...yeah go with that...

Hahahahaha the military is literally meant for our utter failures to go kill themselves for our economy. Unless you're graduating from West Point or are in the marines, you are a complete and absolute failure of a person if you're military. Every person in the military I've ever met was in some way lacking intellectually. Your whole comment is probably the fattest cope I've seen in a looooong time.

Yeah...we already got this comment like 20 times already....

I sorry

It's cool. When I was getting my masters, I was a TA. I'm used to American high school graduates having zero reading comprehension or the ability to scroll on a website.

You really upset them

Full on /r/Atheism running into a pastor seethe

Yup. It doesn't matter what subreddit it is...this always causes people to freak.

You're coming off as insecure though. Telling people who went to college that a brain-dead moron can get into college isn't going to make them upset if they didn't go to a terrible school

Oh I agree. Anyone that went to a decent program doesn't give a shit that morons get into colleges.

Furthermore, anyone who spent time in academia like I have, will agree with me that the average American high school graduate is a fucking moron.

the average American high school graduate is a fucking moron.

This is true

Hey you mother fucker. Vietnam vet marine here. Go suck and egg you fucking faggot. Youโ€™d wash out in an hour coward azz mother fucker

Sir yes sir lmao. Fuck yourself fag. Nobody thinks you're cool, I just qualified with the marine thing to differentiate the complete societal rejects from normal people with bad ideas.

Iโ€™d deck your puzzy azz face in the mud if you tried running your lip like that in boot. Go jump off a bridge ya coward worthless sack of schitt!!

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I was enlisted and knew a ton of great dudes but you didn't have to be that sharp to get in. The ASVAB is a fucking joke you don't even need a high School level education to do pretty well.

But you had to have a high school diploma.

This is not a requirement to get into college. Furthermore, you had to have either rUS citizenship or a green card. Again, not a requirement.

Also, there are about a dozen US colleges with a 100% acceptance rates. If one is willing to go eyeballs deep in debt, there is nothing stoping them.

It sort of depends on how you interpret the question I guess. Also you are wrong there are definitely times they opened enlistment to those without a diploma or citizenship. Depends on the need at the time.

There are of course dog shit colleges out there. But writ large the people I met in college were much more intelligent and functional human beings than the e-dogs in the military.

Officers could go either way

They have not opened enlistment to people without a at least a green card since the early 80's. When it comes to GED's, that shit stopped in the late 90's.

You need a pulse to get into a US college. I know this because I used to be a TA.

Anecdotal evidence is neat. Even the military recommends getting a degree, you earn nearly twice with one than without:

https://handsonbanking.org/military/education/investing-education/more-education-more-earning-power/

Obviously this is on a statistical level. of course there are examples of more high speed individuals that choose to enlist an tards that go to college. But from a lifetime earnings perspective college is far and away the smarter choice.

And there are a wide spectrum of colleges with various degrees of different competitiveness within the college and is completely pointless to compare the two for things like citizenship or residency criteria.

There is only one US military with relatively small variation in prerequisites between branches.

But your comparison is dumb. A dude from Finland has a 0% chance of qualifying for the US military and a small but nonzero chance of getting into Caltech for engineering. But claiming that the US Army is more selective than Caltech may be technically true from a global perspective, it is still a facile comparison.

You...nor anyone on this thread went to Caltech.

Lol...this is like claiming that everyone in the military is a fucking seal or whatever the Yanks call it

*seahorse

How is whether or not I went to Caltech relevant to my argument?

This isn't a dick measuring contest.

And not that it is relevant but I am working on a doctorate in a STEM field in a global top 20 university.

I have both TA'ed as you did and taught courses myself. The people in my classes were, on average, much smarter than the dudes I met in the military far and away. I'd much rather hang out with my buddies from the military but I'm not naive.

You want a cookie or something?

I never turn down a free snack ;)

love the Reddit meme that the military just takes utter failures. You know because working on a jet engine, or driving a tank, or running a nuclear reactor.... any fucking moron off the street is apt to do it.

Where's the lie? Unless you're in ROTC, or at one of the academies, or in some specialized mos. The military pretty much reflects the civilian society, where as anyone who's at college is already a tier above the gen pop.

Honestly most people don't get in for medical shit.

College long ago stopped being a difficult thing to get into. There are numerous schools that have a 100 percent acceptance rate.

Depends what college we're talking about here, when you say college do you mean the for profit meme schools or your average 4 year flagship state institution like Ohio state?

It doesn't matter.

There are more restrictions to enlist in the US military than it is to get into a US college.

To get into the military, you need to be a US citizen or a legal alien. That is not a requirement for college. To enlist, you need to pass a physical, a legal and financial background check. That is not a requirement for college.

One had to have a high school diploma. That is not a requirement for college. You need to take an entrance example to get into the military. One doesn't even need to take the SAT/ACT anymore in a lot of schools.

And finally, there are a lot more open spaces in colleges than in the military.

Colleges don't give a shit if people flunk out as long as they get paid. It's a business of getting as many people into the seats as possible. The military can't do that. This is why the military rejects so many people.

lmfao, what shitty college doesn't require the SAT, GPA, letter of recommendation and a resume? Did you ever apply to college?

Lol the military accepts and deals with a lot more fucker ups, why do you think they're so many NJP's and Article 15's? This is especially true when the military lowers their standards at times like during the surge. ASVAB and various other waivers are given like free candy.

You're median college student is defiantly smarter than your median troop, and this isn't even to knock the grunt because the military is honestly just a reflection of society at large. However only 30% of the population have a college degree.

Lol...the typical reading comprehension I've come to know and love...

We aren't talking about people with college degrees sweety. We are talking about getting into a college.

Also....proof read your shit before you post the "I AM VERY SMERT YOU TWO DUMB THAN ME" rant.

Have you even served? What's your ASVAB and SAT/ACT score?

Your whole thread was a bunch of Cope "Nuh uh we militry iz smartz 'cauze we rejects ppl smoking pot"

I have a bachelor's degree from the University of Perdue in mechanical engineering and a master's in electrical engineering from the University of Wisconsin.

Prior going to school, I was enlisted for 8 years to get my US citizenship. I did my four years active, got my honorable discharge, and then went to college.

Does this answer your question or does my usage of proper English confuse you champ?

University of Perdue

Another military-industrial complex Welfare Queen subsidized by hard working American tax dollars ๐Ÿ™„

And a foreigner to fuckin boot

Yup....Americans are too fat and stupid to accomplish anything ...

on the real fuck college tho

damn ๐Ÿ˜ณ

These are all good ideas, they just gave them to the wrong person.

Probably smart since it's reddit advice.

There is no one that is telling me what I should do. All I do is sit around and play video games. I don't feel comfortable working a shitty low paying job in retail or at a restaurant.

good zoomers are such fucking lames

My helicopter parents crashed. Who else will do things for me?

This guys post history has supreme gentleman written all over it.

If he's a hapoid I think we should start worrying.

why cant you work a lowpaying job

because the suck

Lol, clearly and 18 year old freshman who couldn't stand not having mommys hand to hold

Look at the post created by this person... sad

I ain't no nigga. You a nigga. I'm a white man

I smell retard bait

Who cares its funny

He would make a perfect drama poster.