when your wife only keeps you around for beta buxx and is disgusted at the thought of you touching her

Epic! 😍

Men should just go another way or something

Their own way with other men!

When you hate women so much you become a bottom. ..?...based??..?

Indisputably.

INCREDIBLY baste

Unfathomably based and positively bussy-pilled

Imagine letting your wife dictate when you touch her. lmao

Mashallah

Spousal rape is rape. And that's only because women have the brain of children.

All heterosex is rape, don't @ me

@sad_boi_md

JAAANNNIIIEEESSS!!!!!!! This person singled me out! I might be targeted for harassment! I feel threatened! You are a literal NOTSEE! Reported. Do not ever contact me again. Fascist scum. Figures, you are "pro-life", post in shudders SRD , stupidpol, AND u r a GAYMER. I bet you voted for Trump.

Clean it up jannies 😎

I will personally pay you DOUBLE your current monetary compensation to clean up the mess I made.

OH WAIT, YOU DO IT FOR FREE.

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This guy’s comics are pretty much all like this, it’s pretty depressing

I can’t help reading into them that his partner is desperate to leave him but can’t find a way to talk about it without him being aggressively supportive.

Wow that actually makes this fascinating.

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It’s all about him being “anxious” and “depressed” and his wife getting literally physically exhausted from having to deal with it. Why don’t you just be suicidal like a normal male and silently drink yourself into a fucking coma until you wake up in the hospital you worthless sissy faggot

The artstyle is a big part of it too. Like I feel like these are supposed to be funny or “””wholesome”””” comics, but between the monochrome colors and that fact that he draws him and his wife looking worn out and depressed, it just all comes across as even sadder than it’s supposed to be

It legit looks like an antidepressant commercial. Talk with your doctor if you have suicidal fantasies.

it’s pretty depressing

Make a comic about it.

I've only ever seen the ones where the dude interacts with his kid, which is at least pretty wholesome.

But is this what the rest of it is? Jesus Christ.

keanu chungus wholesome 100 moment

wat

Shut the fuxk ip retard or o will fuck you with my cock penis

You know reading comment history isn't hard right.

So again.

wat.

I dont know who the fuck you are or why you are replying to me

Literal two-pump chump.

I was a top 10 OCE robocraft player in 2017 don't talk to me mate.

wat

1v1 me cunt i brat you don't even have a mega.

that some sort of rainbow 6 slang im supposed to know?

You're probably a fuxjing copper kapkan main aren't you? Stuck in elo hell while us beaulo clones are swinging around in elo heaven.

Oh I get it now.

You're a gamer.

ew.

I bench 3 pl8 tren every week faggot

A gamer calling me a faggot.

lol.

Ehats ur 1 rep max squat

You know emulating gamer words won't make you into a game chad right?

Ive been lifting for 3 years how about you weakling

Lifting doritos for some of that rainbow 6 codes doesn't count gamer.

My neck is probably thicker than your fucking torso little soy cunt, mate i would fucking shred you

So does this usually work?

Fucking oath cunt?

Nah I mean acting like a belligerent retard.

Does that actually work or are you actually retarded enough to think I'm buying your bait?

Im not joking, you are a aeak beta male so shut the fuck up

So you're not pretending to be retarded.

lol.

Blocked.

Bye Felicia

Aww it was getting fun!! What's your gym routine??

/r/averageredditor

What kind of pathetic relationship do you have to be in to give advanced warning and wait for affirmative consent to give your wife a hug.

His wife's son should be disappointed in him.

lol he has a board game

It's a recurring thing:

http://static1.1.sqspcdn.com/static/f/1542080/28160021/1563540653803/fullcomicmassage.png

Jesus that is a dark window in the soul of leftism

I used to seethe when people would advocate for mayocide.

I don't seethe anymore.

leftism

Cope

Sertje

says the leftoid

The leftoid cries out something something

Nah I’m a Baathist

At least your average Strasserist don't call the neoconservative not right wing.

I've met tonnes of ultrarighties who insist unto their dying breath that trump is not a conservative

Lmao, you must think Ted Cruz was the liberal pick in the Primary than?

I'm not an ultrarighty you dunce. Also I know nothing about the American election.

I've met tonnes of ultrarighties who insist unto their dying breath that trump is not a conservative

Wow it's almost like those guys are right that Trump isn't conservative because he was running against people who wanted to glass the middle east and you're a silly out of touch eurocuck

There's no way I a dumb American would read the word Tonnes and assume you're not american, what's next saying touch wood instead of knock on wood

You're acting so much like a liberal right now

Yes, what with how many times I mentioned Liberal or any political affiliation instead of just calling you a dumb eurocuck who thinks American's care about our politics in relation to yous

What do I expect from the guy who thinks the only President to promise to improve America's broken VA and has already improved it is conservative, do your's go around jacking off the NHS instead of what we all know they do

/r/marriageisbliss

I like how he starts out almost looking normal and now the more recent ones he looks like a troll from a fantasy novel.

The author's post history is something else.

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I wonder how often his wife tells him not to touch her. 100% of the time?

It's essentially a boomer comic, but the dopey husband doesn't tell a joke after the cold wife slams him.

Lol that's pretty funny imo

I’m getting some tremendous male feminist vibes from this 🥴

This is unironically sad.

I'm trying real hard not to put this gun in my mouth

Have you ever considered the gun's needs? Like maybe it doesn't want your tongue wrapped around its barrel, you know? Maybe you should respect the gun's privacy and sense of independence.

It isn't just your fuck toy.

The gun doesn't really have the energy to support your emotional weight right now.

Here's a trick, fill your mouth with cocks instead: that way you won't have any space left to put the gun in.

A CAT IS FINE TOO

A meme from a better time

Brutal catpill

....and to think if he'd just responded saying "why do you feel terrible?" maybe they'd still smash later

or she could not be an icy bitch and just open up

id respond the same as her if my husband was that catastrophically autistic

why even marry an autist in the first place?

They fuck like god damn retards.

I'm not familiar with having sex with retards. Care to explain?

You ever seen a retard be subtle? Imagine the motor skills of a chimpanzee with the cock of probably also a chimpanzee (I imagine those are big, I dunno).

Chimp cocks are insanely tiny compared to us.

Subscribe

Humans have an unusually large penis because of our unusually large heads. Relative penis size in mammals correlates strongly with encephalization quotient.

Very small, actually. Humans are quite unusual when it comes to genital proportions.

Compared to other apes at least.

everybody's a chimp cock expert, apparently

beats me lmao maybe he makes bank drawing cartoons for the internets

B R U H

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Lmao this poor tard needs perspective on his relationship Nevermind he's probably just a male feminist projecting.

I'd like to believe that this is all based off his personal experiences and his wife doesnt want him to touch her because hes an enormous pussy

The creator for this is terrible at relationships.

I need to be alone

... with Tyrone

GVLDEN BULL

Tyrone is the name of her vibrator.

I mean, why even get married at that point

Jesus that's depressing

This guy's wife is acting abusive towards him and he doesn't realise it. He thinks this is normal spousal behaviour and he's just such a "good feminist" for thinking this...

abusive

Overused word.

Not in this case. She's clearly being emotionally abusive to him. Making someone feel they're overstepping some sort of boundary by trying to cheer up or hug their wife is not normal.

You sound like a regular poster on TwoX.

Your comment is abusing me right now and it's very emotionally laborious for me to process could you just like, not.

You cannot convince me that this isn't a rightoid larp to make the leftoids look retarded

Is this comic actually not ironic

yikes

It's real

Jason Anarchy

Really?

His wife's son should be disappointed in him.

its begging for an edit where the kid is another color. i had to check the source to make sure it wasn't some lefty altering of a pol comic like they do with stonetoss

Women become opposed to anything approaching sexuality in long term relationships, while men retain the same need for sex. There have literally been studies about it: http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/download?doi=10.1.1.485.6363&rep=rep1&type=pdf&fbclid=IwAR2HkIa2waRYnIVbeytpkayYPQlXblhFNxOCcTfbok8J0Hgn9mYiVHPwg4o

Leftism (or rather American liberalism) somehow absorbed feminism into its ideology, and feminism advocates what women consider a fulfilling relationship at the expense of what the man wants. Which is all perfectly demonstrated in this comic (which I don't know is satire or not).

1. Study is biased because Germans are notoriously frigid lovers, and the study only was from ages 19-32. It was also published in the early 2000s, meaning the students in the study were Gen X, not "UWU Harder Daddy" Zoomers. Hardly applicable, do better be better.

2. Evolutionary Psychology is the least-bullshit sounding field of the social sciences, which is like having the least-squishy turd in the tank. You can make up any reasoning that sounds halfway plausible and get it peer reviewed. What are they gonna do, invalidate it? It's all conjecture.

3. Have sex incel. Preferably with your wife, instead of Tyrone.

I would immediately break up with anyone this frigid.

Is it empowering for women to make men feel this unwanted? It’s not like he was trying to slip a finger in her beaver while she’s on a conference call. He wanted to give his wife a hug.

I’m giving my girlfriend/wife surprise hugs from behind, ass grabs, foot rubs, back rubs, etc until I die, I don’t give a fuck if it gets me cancelled.

What’s the point of getting married if you still have to ask for basic human affection?

These are the same women that turn around and say that their husbands aren’t spontaneous anymore and don’t make them feel wanted, so that’s why they went and cheated with the guy who takes what he wants. You can only emasculate a guy so much and make him feel unwanted to a point and then he cracks....either MGTOW or Male Feminism

Based and beaverpilled

Unironically he probably just gets off to this.

Drawing this on the Microsoft surface his wife’s boyfriend got him for Christmas as the master bed’s headboard slams against the wall above where he sits in the living room. Linda screams in ecstasy.

”happy wife, happy life” he says to himself, signing his name in the bottom right

"do I have consent to clean the loads blown all over you, madam?"

Wow! You got serious game, Dad!

"remember, son. It's good manners to offer to clean the bull up as well"

Alchemizing the jealousy in his stomach into financial stability for his new family.

That was way too specific. Where is your comic page?

No comics for me, I just make effort posts on arr drama like a tard

No one believes you. Cope more cuck.

Makes me hard when you talk to me like that

Make a comic about it on your new tablet.

I’m so close don’t stop

It all comes down to the power struggle for who gets to have sex with who. Women are only really interested in sex at the start of a relationship. Men are interested in sex all the time at any point in their lives or relationship status.

The absolute state of leftoid comics

He became based after the cuck comic

What cuck comic?

maybe this one? https://www.ohjoysextoy.com/cuckolding/

the poly woman is fat

THE MEMES JACK

they always draw themselves as cute and plump, but you just know they're some hambeasts irl

Paragraphs upon paragraphs

Leftist meme confirmed.

I kept waiting for the reveal of the guy calling him a delusional retard that needs to leave his relationship, but it never came...this, I don't like.

This must be what some guy born in the 40s feels like when he sees a Pride parade.

I wonder, do the homos have cuckolding? 🤔

it's a joke you absolute monarchical archsperg

why am i the only one who sees this. this is a curse

Dude it's not. The guy even has an explanation at the fucking bottom, as if the entire trainwreck of a comic wasn't enough.

I read the whole thing waiting for the punchline, or like you said, the guy at the end to be like "yall retarded". It was serious... the whole time...

"At the very least, I think we can agree that being a cuck takes a lot of bravery and strength."

"Fuck yeah, I'm proud to be a cuck!"

is this for real

no you sperg

ok autist

This was a really fun and massive thing to deconstruct into a comic and, obviously, we were not able to show case EVERY kind of cuckolding scenario. There’s so many different facets and ways in which people try cuckolding, hotwifing/hothusbanding/hotspousing, BDSM, polyamory, and open marriages. This comic is all about this trio and how THEY live it, not a blueprint for every cuckolding relationship out there.

If you’re interested in this kink, it’s best to really spend a bunch of time looking at a bunch of different places, look at how others are practicing it and then come up with your own recipe, all the while communicating with each other thoroughly. There’s no CORRECT way to do this – find your own path!

To help you along the way: we’ve been recommended a fictional erotic book by Cara McKenna, called Crosstown Crush. We’ve been told it does an amazing job of showcasing a positive, healthy cuckolding relationship in a really hot way. We’ve been looking at some of Cara’s books with the intent to review them eventually, and what we’ve seen so far has been STELLAR – so knowing she’s got a good cuckolding one out, well, we fully recommend you picking it up if you want to learn or dive deeper into this kink.

It absolutely 100% was serious.

There’s no CORRECT way to do this – find your own path!

Coming up with The Rules yourself must be so much easier when there's 3 or more people involved.

I refuse to believe a comic is serious if it ends with the phrase "Fuck yeah, I'm proud to be a cuck" only for the bull to tell him to shut the fuck up.

At least the cuck is some bugman. That's how we know the author knows what they're talking about

What the fucking hell. I was waiting for the punchline, but no... that entire comic was 100% serious. Jesus fucking christ

We need mayocide now

Jfl at the state of mayos

This is fake, right? There can't be anyone who actually thinks this is a good cartoon.

Post it to r/menslib and find out

https://old.reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/ehefu3/found_this_new_comic_series_that_really_hits_home/?

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jannies are lurking 👀

It was auto removed because

Image links must be submitted within self posts, which should include a discussion prompt about how it relates to men’s issues.

Images have to be accompanied by an essay to be on r/menslib.

They removed your post because it isn't an essay. Here's my shitty attempt:

https://reddit.com/r/MensLib/comments/ehido6/have_yall_seen_lunarbaboons_comics_i_love_them/

must still be using masstagger.

Use an alt?

must still be using masstagger.

Use an alt?

I can't, they banned me for some reason.

This isnt even the worst comic of his.

Sometimes he's based. For example in this one he's letting the foid die to live a happy life:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqCeyVdVAAA3Xqy.jpg

Why do I feel like the author is having trouble controlling himself to not rape women and is just writing these comics as a cope?

This guy is compensating WAY too hard with the consent thing.

Could this male feminist possibly be...?

🤔🤔🤔

And yet he didn’t even ask if I consented to seeing this comic smh

Is this an edit?

No.

Still dont believe you

https://twitter.com/lunarbaboon/status/1054016912865280001

"Well fuck you bitch. You can stay there and slumber for another 10,000 years for all I fucking care!"

Is this the true final form of a white knight: respecting women even to their detriment?

Honestly it's a great relationship tactic, as long as you don't remind her you were right

That's an interesting spin on it, but usually this kind of power plays involves a lot of sarcasm, so the autistic retard you're trying to convey the message to doesn't use her autism magic to somehow ignore the obvious hints.

lunarbaboon

Is it like "mooncricket" but more explicitly racist?

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Somehow that's less racist than "lunarbaboon"... Be better, do better!

My name is Goodnight Mooncricket

Holy shit they're all like this.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DqScGRIXQAA7_lq?format=jpg&name=4096x4096

Why is shouting at someone in a fragile state, or aggressively manhandling them preferable to a soft kiss?

Why do they feel like that's even something that needs to be said? How often do they think people come across women who have been sleeping for days that aren't in a coma?

My best guess is it's part of the rape culture angle. Reading stories about kissing sleeping maidens contributes to the culture that teaches men sexual entitlement to women's bodies, ergo it should be changed... to assaulting her in some other physical way.

And this is going in my consent lesson! @Lunarbaboon may I have permission to show this to the young people and professionals I teach? It’s ace!

Reason #201939 why genderstudies is a meme.

The cartoon a little down the thread speaks volumes: Handsome Prince is shown as a drooling unshaven creep with bloodshot eyes. Nice image of men someone's got going on there.

And then the princess was permanently in a coma for the rest of her life.

I don't remember him being this repressed like eight years ago. Did something happen?

Probably his marriage since the wife character seems to have a lot of days where she doesn’t want to be touched and wants to be alone

That's kind of what I'm thinking too. Like obviously the comics are about consent or whatever but the real takeaway is that his wife is a frigid bitch and he's become the hermit crab equivalent of a man.

Make sure you don’t try to help your wife at all, just stare at her blankly while she opens up to you . Don’t worry bro, she’s definitely not going to look for reassurance from anyone else.

Who is the bigger webcomic cuck? Dobson or LunarBaboon?

"Im not in the right headspace right now for my romantic partner to show me physical affection. Ugh, yikes, the emotional labor men expect from you"

CMV: people who unironically use the phrase "emotional labor" should be shot in the head.

Several times just to be sure they can’t utter the words or write them down ever again. We can then live happily ever after.

Also 'headspace', 'ugh' and 'yikes'.

Doesn't even look like his son.

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whats with women wanting to turn men into Jerrys?

They want to turn their men into Germans? What does this mean

They want to Amazonian strap-on fuck male bussy when they start their Third Reich roleplay talk.

Jerry from Rick and Morty you low IQ Christian faggot

HOW HIGH IS YOUR IQ. GOTTA BE PRETTY HIGH TO CONSUME RICHARD AND MORTIMER

Jerry's the best character on that show.

i eat taser electricity like a german nigga eats mustard that shits like fuckin parsley to me

Epic Rick and Memey reference.

They want men that are strong enough to resist that bullshit of theirs, and preferably make a joke out of it.

If you take women too seriously, it makes both of you miserable.

Great post, I’ve always hated these comics. They’re a very sombering look into the mind of someone whose entire existence revolves around making as little of an impact in other people’s lives as they possibly can.

The muted colors, the lifeless grin he’s always wearing, the fact that his wife screams no at him just for wanting a hug, the fact that this dude has to submitted a notarized contract before his wife will even consider physical contact with him; combining all of these things adds up to a very bleak comic.

Even the more “wholesome” ones ring hollow, as wholesome comics often do. It gives me the same kind of vibes as looking at the smiley face logo inside a Walmart.

This is why we need Islam

god i hate this fucking art style

I feel like people here have never heard of being overstimulated it’s not wrong to be in a mood where you don’t want to be touched and just because your married to someone doesn’t mean they get to have 100% 24/7 access to your body

Actually the koran states that the wife has to obey the man and offer her body to him at any time.

Ok just because this book that has nothing to do with me because I am not Muslim says that doesn’t mean that it should be that way. I said woman don’t have to be available to their husbands 24/7 not hur dur the Koran says so maybe think before you type

Lol maybe dont post on a muslim subreddit if you dont wanna hear about the koran? Maybe Allah will have mercy on your soul, but I doubt it.

Had no idea this was a Muslim subreddit and I don’t want to not hear about the Koran I ask my Muslim friend about her religion all the time because I like to learn about it it just has no baring on my views and as for saving my soul I don’t think u speak for Allah or what he wants so why don’t you mind ur business and leave that between me and him ok? Ok.

Well the koran gives a good insight on what pleasures Allah and what angers Him. And denying His existence is one of the most self destructive things a child of Him can do. It is never wrong to expand ones knowledge of the infinite wisom of Allah though. And yeah, this is a muslim subreddit even though there are some shitposters sadly since the mods are kinda slacking.

Not a shitposter not a Muslim not religious thank u and goodnight

i honestly can’t tell how many levels of irony you’re on rn congrats

habibi He will guide you to his light someday, be patient

No probably not but I appreciate ur concern

Are you being overstimulated right now?

Kafirs, out, out, out!

The woman obeys the man, mashallah.

Omfg

That's not being overstimulated that's being a frigid bitch.

Cool

Am I wrong?

Are you asking the person who very clearly has an opposite opinion to yours, if they think your wrong?

Tell me how I'm wrong then.

I’m not interested in changing your mind I already said what I had to say

In normal relationships your significant other doesn't recoil at your touch. I've never seen any relationship where the couple has to ask to hug before doing it.

"Significant other" is soy speak, please use the correct term 'bitch'.

This is not how Muhammed (Bless his soul) wrote down how a marriage should work.

just because your married to someone doesn’t mean they get to have 100% 24/7 access to your body

That's true but....

The artist presents this rejection to us as if it's his idea of love. The man tells his son that his wife loves him because he "listens to and respects her". But what we actually see is a woman who doesn't even look at her husband, who hunches her shoulders when he comes close, and who rejects even the most basic level of affection.

As far as we know, this is the artist's idea of love.

It might help if we saw the woman appreciate this in some way, maybe smile at her husband, or share a kind word with him. But we don't. What we see is a husband tiptoeing around a wife who barely acknowledges him.

The only way this can possibly be justified, in my eyes, is if the wife is actually reading the Koran.

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Imagine hearing your wife say "I don't want to be touched" so much you have to develop a coping mechanism

From looking at some other comics... Looks like she's fucking manic and he's co-dependent.

Heh, yeah, imagine that.

You too can have a sexless victorian marriage with a woman who barely tolerates you!

Her bull doesn’t ask for permission