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how to get cheated on in one simple step

Implying he will ever be in contact with a woman.

I'm not even sure why he worries about this. It's out of the realm of possibility. It's like worrying about how you're going to get groceries when you move to the moon

Assuming these guys aren't actually hardcore mormons or people actually living a super-trad life irl (because then they wouldn't be on dumb zoomer subreddits at all), the number of hot, virgin girls around them their age is probably like sub-2% at the most. How many of them are gonna go for an ugly tradcel zoomer vs someone attractive and relatively personable?

Is this an American thing? If you don't fully submit to your gf, she can cheat on you? WTF 😂

If you're bad at fucking you deserve to get cheated on

Based

McFluff is a simp to his girlfriend confirmed.

mcfluff

experience with women

pick one

The sexual revolution and its consequences.

just a weak dude thing lol

These tradlarpers have gone too far this time.

Munching box is the easiest way to make you seem like a sex god Hahahaha. It’s fun too

I feel bad for their imaginary wives. They have to wait until marriage to lose their virginity and then have missionary sex for procreation only. Just to impress some redditors on a cult subreddit where everyone tries to outdo each other in how boring their lives can be lmao

Good thing they’re not real or else they’d be super unsatisfied with their husband Hahahaha

Ha! Stupid grils, I am rejecting you! 🦊🍇

Munching box is the next gayest thing after sucking dick

Where does munching bussy fit in?

Cleanliness, is next to Godliness

Therefore munching a clean bussy is a close to God as we mere mortals can get. 0% gay

Imagine being a tradcuck using your Comcast™ high-speed internet connection while on your Dell™ XPS™ gaming laptop™ (or even better your custom built battle station™) to complain about people buying videogames and fucking girls you can't, all to increase your standing in your esoteric, digital cult that's almost half owned by Tencent™, while saying Nintendo switch™ owners are the principal consumers and problem with society.

This leads me to an interesting proposition: are tradlarpers libertarians?

Yes but only by mistake

Lol how many of my comments do you have to keep posting?

Face it, I'm just right.

Have you considered fucking dudes? You know, since you're a homosexual?

Keep picking that cotton black boi

Lol u have to settle for black ghetto pussy because white women locked you out of theirs.

Imagine a dog being able to out compete you lmao

It's good that you can laugh at yourself at least

I do know about it. That's why I made sure my gf never had a dog before. I can't risk getting cucked like that.

whites are truly dogs

Imagine

it's truly over for white race

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White women don't wanna fuck weird tradlarpers.

White women know with just one jar of JIF you can train a dog to eat you out, while apparently no amount of incentive will compel a tradcel to do so.

Just think about it logically, this man will not fuck

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Ok incel

I fucked u last night how am I incel?

Says the incel who draws cartoons of sexual fantasies

link pls.

Imagine not being aware of meme culture to think that I drew those memes. What a fucking boomer.

Ok incel

Your dreams don't count, incel

Jealous of you tbh.

https://gfycat.com/WateryFirmBluebird

Christ you rightoids are just as annoying as leftoids.

Have you considered getting Over your aspergers abd instead go try to live a normal life?

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Don't pretend that anyone who posts here is normal.

Ur right inside a dude's ass homo

Imagine thinking making your chick cum so much that she gets delirious and weak-legged is anything but sheer alpha-male domination.

Imagine caring about her cumming.

Lmao he dabbed on you

Lmao where?

Based lolcow letting pussy eating get to him rent free

Y'now my favorite thing about arguing sex with rightoids / witnessing it is that ultimately the rightoid is not the one getting laid and after that their whole argument just kind of shatters.

Seriously. If pornhub is suggesting cuck porn for you, it's because their algorithm has determined, scientifically, that you're a cuck. That's all.

You’ll never have the opportunity to eat pussy, so your spergout seems misguided.

I don't like eating pussy because it reminds me of kissing my dad

Radically centrist take on eating pussy.

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/r/ConsumeProduct has been the best christmas present. bunch of rightoids ripping each other apart

Because it cant decide where the boundaries are. Some just want to dial it back a bit and some want to go straight up stone-age. It's becoming eerily reminiscent of the internet leftoid purity tests

Have they taken the Tedpill yet?

Some guy there said it best: "Everyone here is one-upping each other to LARP as an Amish man who drives his horse-drawn carriage to work"

Lmao accurate

Look at this soyboy who had to domesticate animals to transport himself from point A to point B. Just walk there bugman.

But... but....they’re all using the internet? I don’t understand. Is it all just a big LARP?

If you're not a anprim you're a cuck

Right wing anti consumerism is by far the funniest thing to watch people argue about.

Authright-ers got that smooth brain.

That sub has really gone to shit recently, /pol/cels on Reddit our of all places is cancer incarnate

healthy discussion is normal its only leftists that think they all have to conform to an ideal or be shunned

Objective fact: my team is good, the other team is bad.

Sorry libtards, I know the red pill must be hard to swallow.

its more that leftys see righties arguing and gleefully rub their hands together thinking its division

because when they disagree on stuff one party gets excommunicated

in reality disagreement and debate keeps things healthy

Once upon a time that subreddit was actually decent until the mdefugees came in and started this gay one upping shit

And here I thought this was the gayest place on reddit with the mods all being fags and the gay porn on the sidebar. Looks like you fags got out gayed by these right wing retards.

It's inevitable. Rightoids spent years talking about Black Cock that they've become better homos than us 😩

If video games are so good, why didn’t Allah mention them in the Quran?

Gaymers eternally btfo

eating gussy 🤢🤢🤢

nom nom nom

more gussy for me 😃😃

Why can't I buy ban awards anymore? Daddy Reddit gave me all these useless coins

Dude incel

He's right, sucking cock is for real men.

Y'now my favorite thing about arguing sex with rightoids / witnessing it is that ultimately, the rightoid is not the one getting laid and after their whole argument just kind of shatters.

Rightoids are either incels, or still fucking the same foid they lost their virginity to decades prior, or degenerate pedophiles and there are 0 in-between cases.

What's the upvote downvote ratio on this post I want to know how much the seasonal rightoids have seethed

87%.

Huh more upvoted than I would have thought.

lmao at the dj khaled level iq on less successful and talented rightoids

Hahaha, you were so butthurt you reported all my posts to the moderators too.

You win this one, I'm not allowed to make fun of you anymore. Enjoy living your internet life every day, goodbye.

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it's not that I can't eat pussy despite trying, it's a choice!

Edit: https://lmgtfy.com/?q=fox+sour+grapes

os impurum

Disgusting

>implying "doing porn" isn't just selling nudes and used panties to the internet-only men.

Also thanks Zoomers for letting everyone know that you're terrible at sex

My favorite part about eating pussy is making her crawl up the walls like the chick from the excorsist.

Eating out tastes like licking a flag poll. Brings back memories of the Special Ed kids going to town on the bus windows.

Well you can’t overdo it. Foids love it when you withhold

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Bruh, imagine eating pussy, that shit fuckin rancid

Or so I've been told, I only suck futa cock

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Wow... what a bunch of poofters.

He thinks pee comes from the vagina lol.

You dumb motherfucker, do you even know basic female anatomy?

There is no possible way to "eat pussy" without also eating out her piss hole.

He thinks pee comes from near the vagina lol

This is how you respond after being BTFOed with facts and logic?

Lol, what a pathetic excuse for a human being.

You don't need to LARP as a manlet when you're already one m8.

I am. But i still BTFOed you.

Congratulations.

You won an internet argument.

👏.👏.👏.👏.

Here's 3 GBP.

Thank you for acknowledging my intellectual superiority. You will be spared when the great culling starts.

So is the new intellectual war going to be perpetuated by more aspies like you?

I mean, if all the other retards believed that everyone else is a retard for CONSOOMING PRODUCT then I should be fine, spared or not.

Eating pussy is the gayest thing you can do with a woman

Facts

Why would someone out themselves for having a weak dick by saying they need to perform oral to satisfy a woman?

True, real men only fist

Now THAT is posting

Lmao as a professional pussy eater, I must say a well groomed gussy is better than a 5* Michelin full course meal. And if you ain’t eating, someone else will. Girls don’t like germaphobes in bed, 🤙🏼🧠

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Revolting

Why does every rightoid talking point immediately descend into madness?

Hey, maybe only consuming cheap mass-produced crap is bad for you

Yeah, I could see that.

Also fruit is poison, pleasuring you’re wife is a disgusting act of supplication, and we need to kill all the Jews.

Wait

lmao hes right though if you think youre obliged to so shell do it back to you then you have zero game and are subservient af