I just found my buddy's wife on tinder and he was unaware of it oh fuck
339 2020-01-03 by MasterLawlz
this isn't me joking or shitposting or anything this is actually happening to me. I barely recognized her at first because she used a different name and claimed to have gone to a different college but it was definitely her. She had also conveniently deactivated her facebook so I was unable to verify it there but after looking in my friend's pics, it was definitely her. I sent him a screenshot and he thought it was just a weird coincidence and she just happened to look similar but then I reminded him of a picture he posted of her wearing the exact same jacket. She must have thought the odds of someone living twenty miles from her recognizing her through her husband's facebook while using an alias were pretty low.
I don't know if he was laughing it off or in denial or what because he mentioned her phone had gotten stolen a long time ago and thought that might have been it. But he said when he mentioned it to her, she got really mad and started freaking out (still acting like it's a hack or something?).
I really hope this is just some sex thing and they're swingers or something because they just hit their ten-year anniversary and had a kid. If not, I would get a blood test on that baby.
195 comments
220 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-03
Fuck her you faggot, jesus this generation is ball-less
210 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
no
and I'm a eunuch by choice
73 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-03
What the fuck is an Ecuck? Regardless, hot cheating wife pussy is super fun. Dont be gay
61 WarSanchez 2020-01-03
He said Eunuch, which is a castrated man.
29 CantWakeUpJPG 2020-01-03
An E-cuck is an internet cuck, like an e-celeb is an internet celebrity.
11 no_no_police 2020-01-03
What about Enoch?
26 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-03
Why are you on tinder then?
39 AwanBros 2020-01-03
Why, his swipe-able good looks, of course.
32 texanapocalypse33 2020-01-03
taking up super-likes from the rest of us :(
11 DanelRahmani 2020-01-03
I saw a :( so heres an :) hope your day is good
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13 Burnnoticelover 2020-01-03
Validation. Just like all the sevens who want to hear people tell them they’re a ten.
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1 R0saParkinsons 2020-01-03
He gets off on being rejected.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2020-01-03
As Ghandi lay in bed with 18 year old virgins to prove his will power, so does masterlawlz tempt himself to prove his worthiness as a /r/drama mod. The methodology has changed slightly over the decades though.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-03
But Ghandi had a penis so the temptation was actually difficult.
6 fernguts 2020-01-03
That's alpha as fuck, or something.
3 BurgerLaowai 2020-01-03
Nucky Thompson of Atlantic City?
3 Edgy_Omni 2020-01-03
Eyy respect nigga
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139 byobombs 2020-01-03
Hey man you did your due diligence as a bro and told him about it. It’s up to him how he wants to interpret the info. For once you’re posting good drama, so keep us in the loop. not like you wouldn’t you got damn attention whore.
58 faponurmom 2020-01-03
You fucked up, Lawlz. Should have fucked your buddy's wife and gone to him with a recording so you have absolute proof.
80 aonome 2020-01-03
Is your tinder picture zhcyiD9?
Your friend is probably a willing cuck
79 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
oh absolutely
26 canipaybycheck 2020-01-03
That wasn't the case when you posted your unfunny profile here last week
72 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
inconceivable, you should get your eyes and brain checked
16 canipaybycheck 2020-01-03
I love most of your stickies babe, but we all still need to see actual zhussyiD9 if you're going to post your profile again.
55 FreeDory 2020-01-03
BROS BEFORE HOES. You did the right thing buddy.
Now, you could play this a different direction though. What if you downloaded her photos and then catfished as her, and then sent your catfish profile to your buddy.
thats some real drama
43 OfficialBeetroot 2020-01-03
Post outcome here coward
65 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
I didn't bring it up again, either my buddy is hiding some kind of fetish thing or he's in denial. I'm not gonna pry further
46 snallygaster 2020-01-03
Well if you do ever get an update then please make a sticky telling us what habbened.
51 muffler_kek 2020-01-03
Is this the first time anyone has willingly asked Lawlz to make a sticky?
33 snallygaster 2020-01-03
This may actually be the first time ever, yeah
22 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
It’s truly the beginning of the end of this sub
/r/drama: Ragnarok
4 queerjihad 2020-01-03
More like bore ragnarok
8 JeanPeuplu 2020-01-03
2020, the year of the world's firsts. I don't want to think about the next ones.
25 OfficialBeetroot 2020-01-03
Lol stop larping as a person with irl relationships degenerate internet janitor.
In all seriousness stay out the way lol that drama isn't fun to be involved with, only to look at like we look at chimps at the zoo.
12 high_side 2020-01-03
So we're left with blue drama balls? Fuck you lawlz, investigate the shit like it was a marathon bomber.
2 Metatron58 2020-01-03
are you telling us you're actively avoiding drama?
i'm not mad, i'm just disappointed.
42 high_side 2020-01-03
Considering how dismissive he was, they're probably swingers. Send her the ol' zhc and hit that to verify.
17 forseti911 2020-01-03
Yeah they're probably looking to spice things up.
13 TheFerrret 2020-01-03
Read spice thinga up as "she's bored of him and now they're in an 'open relationship' where she dates other men while still have a simp to pay her bills."
17 ManBearFridge 2020-01-03
No link, no care
16 Osterion 2020-01-03
Bro is she hot?
20 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
she's cute yeah
21 Gb_shill 2020-01-03
then fuck her you pussy
14 somestupidname1 2020-01-03
Can we see your profile? I promise to give constructive criticism after
masturbating tolaughing at your photos.11 canipaybycheck 2020-01-03
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/eht8q9/hey_guys_i_just_put_the_finishing_touches_on_my/
14 DaySee 2020-01-03
Some people are just unreachable. A couple years ago I set my buddy up with my older alcoholic sister who was living with me at the time because she's pathetic and doesn't work because they were both fresh out of stupid divorces and neither would shut the fuck up so I shipped them.
Fast forward 4 years, my buddy is now happily married and my sister is on her N'teenth bout of pancreatic failure from drinking.
So then she showed up at his door last week accidentally because she was "dating" his alcoholic neighbor and drunkenly got the apartment number wrong lol. He then tried to explain to this guy in private about their history and that my sister is a headcase but this retard is also now just fresh out of a divorce and somehow convinced that my now haggard train wreak of a sister is a good catch, even knowing that his own friend and neighbor banged her six ways from Sunday and she only has 1/8th of a liver left and looks like an obese pregnant version of Joaquin Phoenix from the joker but with orange hair.
Original point stands to say again that some people are just beyond help.
7 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
He's a simple man happy with what he has, guy fresh out of a divorce ( I assume she left him) is going to rebound withwhatever he has, getting human connection and affection from even a bad person after a bad person left you is hard to pass up.
You're just jealous and bitter you're not fun like your sister is all i'm hearing
3 DaySee 2020-01-03
Lol you're so enamored by tales of low effort gussy that you'll defend some sad sap fucking a jaundiced walrus who will destroy their whole fucking house the second they hide their booze.
6 bigfuckerton 2020-01-03
Sorry bud, but anyway you try to slice it your sister just comes off as a really cool dude, while you not so much
2 DaySee 2020-01-03
Alright you got me. PM me your number and I'll hook you up too
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
Like I said Divorced Man, this is a very Stones; Glass houses situation.
I literally can't imagine a women finding booze more important than you, once he's set down their relationships tracks he'll lay down the law
Or he won't stop sticking your nose in he's got enough on his plate without dealing with harpies he's not even sticking it to.
13 jaredschaffer27 2020-01-03
Lawlz you did the right thing. Good for you, man.
13 clubby789 2020-01-03
This is the Lawlz sticky I come here for
11 SweatDrinker 2020-01-03
Hey bro stop seriousposting
On another note, you've done all you can, its up to your friend to decide what do with the information. Good on you for outing her to him
11 alphetaboss 2020-01-03
Unironically good job. He needs to know that his wife has post pardum depression with him, but not on tinder. But if they stay together you can pretty much kiss your friendship goodbye.
9 porygonzguy 2020-01-03
Lawlz you better give her the pipe my dude.
8 WineDine69stein 2020-01-03
I don't care
31 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
I care....about you!
How was your week?
13 WineDine69stein 2020-01-03
It was fine, life is boring as fuck right now. Waiting to hear back about a job interview that got delayed in the holiday scuffle. How bout you bud? How was your holiday/new years?
13 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
It was fine, not super eventful, I had to completely replace my whole wardrobe though which was a pain in the ass.
9 WineDine69stein 2020-01-03
Yeah but now you're looking good 💅
8 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-01-03
Okay I’ll accept this bait. Why... did you have to replace your entire wardrobe?
24 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
I lost weight
9 no_no_police 2020-01-03
Awesome nice job dude! 👍
6 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
Cool Bro, how much LBS per month?
2 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
It varied, about 80 total tho
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
Wow dude Nice, just dieting?
2 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
that and working out 4x per week
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
Nice, I don't mention working out when people lose weight, you doing cardio or plates?
2 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
cardio and weightlifting
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
Nice what's your bench? 140?
2 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
no idea, I just use dumbbells
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
high rep, low weight cool, not my style. Coach used to lay on the bench and do dumbell flys for hours was crazy.
Your not doing a paid workout routine with like a trainer and stuff to lose weight? just went and did it on your own?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
Kinda, I do orange theory classes
1 Imgur_Lurker 2020-01-03
Yea I know'em, they're by nice Trader Joes in towns instead of being in the industrial parks like Crossfit, good for you.
I'm the gymrat type who asks random people to spot him or have people line up with my freeweight workout since it's such a chore having to put everything back n forth from the rack learned to stop bothering the fitness classes who wander into my space for dumbells from the rack.
18 high_side 2020-01-03
Mom told him he has to start dressing like a big boy.
15 AlveolarPressure 2020-01-03
Weight loss. Imagine not having up to the minute news about Lawlz's physique 🤭
7 AwanBros 2020-01-03
Fully transfered.
7 fbcc1233 2020-01-03
Rope her into a pyramid scheme. This is a win/win situation.
5 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-01-03
If you were a slightly less stupid person you would have just snitched on 4chan anonymously
5 YamiZee1 2020-01-03
It's also possible that someone took her photo from social media and is using it to catfish.
3 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
Anything is possible, seems like too much of a coincidence though.
5 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-03
If I ever come to your neighborhood I’m gonna buy you a beer
2 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
thanks!
4 redasda 2020-01-03
For all you know they are in an open relationship but he doesn’t want to admit it to you.
3 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-03
I think you made the right decision 🙆♂️
2 CantSpelGrapeWithout 2020-01-03
Ok.
2 loveabigdick 2020-01-03
You have no "buddies" you filthy disease!
2 scarlettbutlerO 2020-01-03
They are swingers or in some fetish situation, but, he already knew she was on there.
2 Mrtheliger 2020-01-03
Lawlz is a bro confirmed
2 g2420hd 2020-01-03
NAH here her husband should be thanking you for this cuckold material
2 look_up_the_NAP 2020-01-03
something something nta
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1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-03
no
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1 collectijism 2020-01-03
Well I mean we know only cucks get married so it’s probably not his but at least she is upgrading on him with a white chad. I mean she doesn’t want that baby coming out all blacked.com
1 Nergaal 2020-01-03
pic or it didn't happen
1 luide55 2020-01-03
He is in denial. If he keeps putting himself down on purpose, jump out or she will find a way to make you look like the enemy, and he will find a way to drag you deep in self pity with him. You don’t need that.
1 DepravedMutant 2020-01-03
A real one would have used this info as leverage for blackmale sex