They realized that saying "I'm offended" just opens them up to ridicule, so now all sorts of people are "has beens", "not funny" despite being millionaire cultural icons.
"Dude, helicopter jokes are not funny, now here is a fifty thousand word meme that talks about marxism and how I'm actually helping society by chopping my micro-penis off."
Haha, those sure are some kooky crime statistics you got there, dad! Where are those from, the FBI? Well, did you know that FBI crime statistics only track those that are successfully convicted of a crime, even though the vast majority of crimes committed aren't even reported, let alone lead to a successful arrest, prosecution, and conviction? Sounds like a big hole in the data if you ask me! And when you combine that with the fact that black neighbourhoods are more heavily policed black people are more likely to get stopped by the police, and more likely to be convicted by a jury for the same crimes as a white person, it makes you think that maybe those FBI stats have a lot more to do with systemic racial profiling than some sort of innate behaviour in black people! How's that for a brain blast?
Is this part of the problem here or am I looking too much into it? Like, are they mentally unable to believe that, on average, black people commit way more crime while at the same time understanding that this doesn't imply its due to biology?
I mean I would argue it is far more likely to he due to both the systems in place and cultural norms. I'd also argue the problems with the system and the outside cultures is largely what helped make black culture so bad, but even if the system was perfect and there was no more racism there would still be a massive cultural problem that needed to be fixed.
I would love to laugh at myself, I really would, I've simply never heard a funny joke directed at me or the group I identify with which is completely different from being absolutely humorless
Tell me your country of birth, religion (imagine being religious lmao), or something you very strongly identify with and I will tell you a really funny joke.
Also, how did the Irish go from being considered subhuman to being one of the most politically powerful groups in American politics? Have you ever seen congress? It's like a cluster fuck of leprechauns.
Fucking morons. They decide to hate him because he said bad thing about based movie people and nazis also say those things.
Cheers. Whoa, usually DESTROYED is a red flag for some stupid prejudiced bullshit but he did tear them a new one. DiCaprio was beet red!
Please remember to donate to the charity fund to aid libs still seething about Benny “don’t talk about my sister or I’ll anhero” Shapiro in 2020. 😢
Etard because look:
It's pretty surprising to me there wasn't more pushback against him hosting after that. But I haven't really been paying close attention in general. pushes head back in hole
(Not that hole. Or that head. Ew! I'm an ostrich, not a gigolo!)
woah dude did you see this tweet where that guy from starwars calls trump "Drump" heh heh ho ho' Ah - Now to consume some marvel movies and jack off to the idea of being fem dom'ed
Celebrities are everything rightoids celebrate. Theyre more successful, selfish and better looking (superior race syndrome) than avg. people. Its just that very few celebs are conservative because its hard to be a dumb prick in a job which depends on being liked by people. Conservatives jerk off every celeb just as much if they happen to be conservative. They"ll just ignore Gervais when he says something super liberal. American culture is celebrity culture. Not just the libs.
worldview completely based on billionaires paying millionaires to crank out a never ending supply of cape/wand/sword shit all while treating production staff like shit
Someone trying to manufacture an opinion about something they know nothing about. How are they anything alike other than being English comedians? Even that’s a stretch since Izzard peaked about 2 decades ago and has done little of note since.
The have completely different comedic styles and appearances. The only thing they have in common is the country they're from. "DUH, how do I seem smaht while saying me no like Ricky gervis 🤔? I know😯! I can compare him to the other guy I've seen on Reddit who has the same accent😆. Hue hue, they're literally the same person😏."
I definitely got the vibe that he’s probably freer to laugh at that stuff because he’s not really established in the upper echelons of it yet. Like, they haven’t invited him to pal around with them on kiddy sex island yet.
The Office was great. He was funny when he hosted a radio show in the UK. But he’s falling into the same trap as a lot of comedians where he only gets attention for his bad behavior, so he goes all in. Chappelle is going down a similar road. It’s unfortunate that he’s wasted his talent on being edgy to no good end.
These people will not stop until everything is made safe....someone please kill me if I ever shove my own head so far up my arse.
I think there's a perfectly balanced view, apple factories in Asia generally pay way better than whatever shithole jobs they could get otherwise and Ricky Gervais was still pretty based for starting drama last night.
The golden globes takes were the most fucking tame critique of the rich fucks I've seen, like seriously, he didn't say anything that isn't squarely safe from woke pushback.
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
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188 hyphenjack 2020-01-07
“He’s so boring and unfunny and he only has two jokes
Look at how cool and aloof I am about this, I’m totally not a hysterical lunatic like people kept saying I was”
137 wm20123 2020-01-07
They realized that saying "I'm offended" just opens them up to ridicule, so now all sorts of people are "has beens", "not funny" despite being millionaire cultural icons.
95 aef823 2020-01-07
While ignoring the part that critiquing the insults thrown at you ("it's not funny guys ;~;") is an older cope than "I'm ofended."
They really should just stick with their fetid clap-backs and tepid roastings.
95 Neon_needles 2020-01-07
"Dude, helicopter jokes are not funny, now here is a fifty thousand word meme that talks about marxism and how I'm actually helping society by chopping my micro-penis off."
49 5T48J6ff 2020-01-07
Haha, those sure are some kooky crime statistics you got there, dad! Where are those from, the FBI? Well, did you know that FBI crime statistics only track those that are successfully convicted of a crime, even though the vast majority of crimes committed aren't even reported, let alone lead to a successful arrest, prosecution, and conviction? Sounds like a big hole in the data if you ask me! And when you combine that with the fact that black neighbourhoods are more heavily policed black people are more likely to get stopped by the police, and more likely to be convicted by a jury for the same crimes as a white person, it makes you think that maybe those FBI stats have a lot more to do with systemic racial profiling than some sort of innate behaviour in black people! How's that for a brain blast?
44 froggydreams 2020-01-07
Why would police more strongly patrol areas with more crime? Racism.
21 IHeartCommyMommy 2020-01-07
Is this part of the problem here or am I looking too much into it? Like, are they mentally unable to believe that, on average, black people commit way more crime while at the same time understanding that this doesn't imply its due to biology?
14 Brahmasexual 2020-01-07
If it’s not genetics, it’s the system, man.
10 IHeartCommyMommy 2020-01-07
I mean I would argue it is far more likely to he due to both the systems in place and cultural norms. I'd also argue the problems with the system and the outside cultures is largely what helped make black culture so bad, but even if the system was perfect and there was no more racism there would still be a massive cultural problem that needed to be fixed.
6 5T48J6ff 2020-01-07
Everyone knows the cia spread crack cocaine through low income black neighborhoods during the 60's-90's
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20 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
its sad i remember the thread where this pasta was spawned.
13 bennewenus 2020-01-07
Where's the lie?
15 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-01-07
It’s really not funny!! Stop laughing!!!
13 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Not offended just unamused and a little upset
41 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-07
S E E T H I N G
17 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
I forgot it's reddit and I have to loudly state "I AM BEING SARCASTIC" every time im being sarcastic
31 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-07
> "Im only pretending to be retarded"
32 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Literally this
14 BernieMadeoffSanders 2020-01-07
i am not sure your just pretending
21 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Are you
14 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-01-07
He's not
2 TheReasonBernieWon 2020-01-07
We shouldn't make fun of those with dementia. It's actually very tragic.
1 ConstantTurn 2020-01-07
!thesaurizethis
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7 wm20123 2020-01-07
Reminds me of this feminist blog I saw years back that had image macros saying "I'm not offended, I'm contemptuous"
36 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
I would love to laugh at myself, I really would, I've simply never heard a funny joke directed at me or the group I identify with which is completely different from being absolutely humorless
30 Rivea_ 2020-01-07
Tell me your country of birth, religion (imagine being religious lmao), or something you very strongly identify with and I will tell you a really funny joke.
16 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
I'm irish american I don't think there are any jokes about them though
38 Platycel 2020-01-07
That's because saying they are small dicked alcoholics isn't a joke, it's a fact.
12 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Yeah more sad than anything
20 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
What's an Irish seven-course meal? A six-pack and a potato
What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish wake? One less drunk
18 Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-07
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
5 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Are you implying the Irish have some kind of drinking problem sir?
9 y________tho 2020-01-07
We do. Don't know about you plastic paddies though - we only pretend to give a shit about you so you send us more money for Armalites and semtex.
8 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
How's that going I assume you guys are free by now
8 y________tho 2020-01-07
We've still got issues with Ulster and the backstop, so keep the cash coming.
13 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Are you guys just drinking all the money we send you? That was supposed to be for terrorism!
6 y________tho 2020-01-07
Same thing to us. A real Irishman would know that.
10 panzin 2020-01-07
Bill Burr riffs them a lot
13 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Oh the famous cuck?
3 CirqueDuFuder 2020-01-07
How is he a cuck?
12 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
His wife literally fucks around on him
6 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
evidence of this? Id like to believe it
12 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
It's just rumors but rumors are always true
4 Corporal-Hicks 2020-01-07
i thought i heard they are getting a divorce tho?
5 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Yeah I'd get a divorce if my wife was fucking other guys too
4 CirqueDuFuder 2020-01-07
I was not aware. I don't follow his personal life. Is this straight up public knowledge or just rumors?
5 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
It's a pretty persistent rumor
2 shitpersonality 2020-01-07
Are you the source?
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3 panzin 2020-01-07
sauce or bullshit
8 IHeartCommyMommy 2020-01-07
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
None.
9 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
Oh so that's what's funny? Famine??? All I can say is yikes and who hurt you
6 IHeartCommyMommy 2020-01-07
The Irish.
Also, how did the Irish go from being considered subhuman to being one of the most politically powerful groups in American politics? Have you ever seen congress? It's like a cluster fuck of leprechauns.
3 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
I still consider them subhuman
7 ScrotRots 2020-01-07
No jokes about those potato eating red haired rat people?
2 DepravedMutant 2020-01-07
That's not funny come on
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17 TheBraverButthole 2020-01-07
"Like, he's not really that funny tbh. He's a washed up multimillionaire who is barely relevant anymore."
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90 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-07
Fucking morons. They decide to hate him because he said bad thing about based movie people and nazis also say those things.
Please remember to donate to the charity fund to aid libs still seething about Benny “don’t talk about my sister or I’ll anhero” Shapiro in 2020. 😢
Etard because look:
Dios mío. 😳
72 Kaiser-romulus 2020-01-07
What’s with libs being so obsessed with celebrities these days. I remember when they used to act like celebrities were irrelevant and uncool.
62 TaysSecondGussy 2020-01-07
They got woke, as far as I can tell. And liberalism became even more corporate as fuck.
44 Neon_needles 2020-01-07
woah dude did you see this tweet where that guy from starwars calls trump "Drump" heh heh ho ho' Ah - Now to consume some marvel movies and jack off to the idea of being fem dom'ed
11 IHeartCommyMommy 2020-01-07
I mean most of the time I'm playing the rapist but every once in a while I don't mind role reversal
5 mellowkindlyfowl 2020-01-07
You posted cringe brah
39 tHeSiD 2020-01-07
Because they figured out if they support these ppls Delusional shit they get free publicity
17 Redactor0 2020-01-07
I remember when they thought Jane Fonda, Warren Beatty, and Sean Penn were the greatest philosophers of our age. 😒
12 RecallRethuglicans 2020-01-07
Republican celebs are still irrelevant and uncool.
11 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-07
Eh it's been like this for a while. Remember when Jane Fonda sat on an Viet Cong anti-aircraft gun?
Turns out people easily swayed by propaganda are also easily swayed by Hollywood marketing.
2 hmunkey 2020-01-07
The Viet Cong were cool though.
3 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-01-07
number 1 vietnam.
8 inqte1 2020-01-07
Celebrities are everything rightoids celebrate. Theyre more successful, selfish and better looking (superior race syndrome) than avg. people. Its just that very few celebs are conservative because its hard to be a dumb prick in a job which depends on being liked by people. Conservatives jerk off every celeb just as much if they happen to be conservative. They"ll just ignore Gervais when he says something super liberal. American culture is celebrity culture. Not just the libs.
72 Redactor0 2020-01-07
The only two groups in the world delusional enough to believe there's a huge number of Q cultists are Q cultists and SRDines.
6 Can_The_SRDine 2020-01-07
5 Spysix 2020-01-07
The only time I hear about Q is on here.
69 TheColdTurtle 2020-01-07
NOOOOOO YOU CANT CRITICIZE HOLLYWOOD NOOOO
58 GARITHOS_WAS_RIGHT 2020-01-07
Now let me tell you about how bad capitalism is.
14 KaaraRaven 2020-01-07
I dunno, modern media is doing a good job of convincing me already. :v
3 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-01-07
antisemitism is no bueno you goyim cunt.
60 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-07
we should send the srdines to iran
not with like weapons or nothing tho
36 tHeSiD 2020-01-07
Better send them with weapons, srdines can't use them but Iranians will think they are the enemy and behead them asap
14 200iqBigBrain 2020-01-07
lol as if Iranians would need any encouragement beyond dealing with SRDines
10 Platycel 2020-01-07
Just don't give them weapons too soon or they'll use them to commit 42%
56 d538GNCUIXPz4doFxgLx 2020-01-07
Someone trying to manufacture an opinion about something they know nothing about. How are they anything alike other than being English comedians? Even that’s a stretch since Izzard peaked about 2 decades ago and has done little of note since.
17 BlastMyBussy 2020-01-07
The have completely different comedic styles and appearances. The only thing they have in common is the country they're from. "DUH, how do I seem smaht while saying me no like Ricky gervis 🤔? I know😯! I can compare him to the other guy I've seen on Reddit who has the same accent😆. Hue hue, they're literally the same person😏."
4 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-07
It's just their poor character assassination.
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41 a_jill_sandwich 2020-01-07
I bet it’s killing SJWs that Kylo Ren was spotted heartily laughing at some of the jokes.
5 TayloTayloBookito 2020-01-07
I definitely got the vibe that he’s probably freer to laugh at that stuff because he’s not really established in the upper echelons of it yet. Like, they haven’t invited him to pal around with them on kiddy sex island yet.
40 Neon_needles 2020-01-07
wtf reddit and somethingawful isn't real life?
11 Tzar-Romulus 2020-01-07
This but unironically.
38 wm20123 2020-01-07
Zoomers that never saw "Extras" and think dave carrell invented "The Office" SMH my head.
29 DangerNut 2020-01-07
These people will not stop until everything is made safe....someone please kill me if I ever shove my own head so far up my arse.
24 ANewStart1190 2020-01-07
Srdines have no sense of humor might have been news in 2015
16 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-01-07
I think there's a perfectly balanced view, apple factories in Asia generally pay way better than whatever shithole jobs they could get otherwise and Ricky Gervais was still pretty based for starting drama last night.
12 VidiotGamer 2020-01-07
"Cope: The Thread"
10 UKIP_Warrior 2020-01-07
This doesn't make any sense. Eddie Izzard was popular in the 90s and Ricky Gervais became popular with The Office in 2001.
Fucking Burgers learning about British comedians several decades after their haydays...
9 aqouta 2020-01-07
The golden globes takes were the most fucking tame critique of the rich fucks I've seen, like seriously, he didn't say anything that isn't squarely safe from woke pushback.
7 AlveolarPressure 2020-01-07
Take a look at NakedStephenKing's submitted page. Of course he's a complete degenerate and pedo.
3 SnapshillBot 2020-01-07
In The Lord of the Rings, J. R. R. Tolkien drew upon the language and themes found in the old Medieval hero-tales in order to construct a kind of new mythology. The brilliance of Tolkien was in his departure from the Pagan modes of conduct and morality of these old tales, his creation of a syncretistic fusion between Christian thought and Pagan language, and so his work achieved a deep resonance with all who read it.
We find this passage at the conclusion of The Return of the King:
>The Dark Lord was suddenly aware of him, and his Eye piercing all shadows looked across the plain to the door that he had made; and the magnitude of his own folly was revealed to him in a blinding flash, and all the devices of his enemies were at last laid bare.
Adversaries in the stories that Tolkien drew upon, Grendel, Mordred and the like, often served as obstacles that the heroes could overcome through feats of strength and cunning. Sauron is not like them. When Sauron is defeated, it is not because Aragorn is stronger than him or because Gandalf is wiser. They are not. It is only that his hubris was so great that it never occured to him that anyone would want to destroy the thing he held so dear. It is not until the final few seconds of his existence that he realises his mistake.
I think that I Am Jazz displays a similar moment. In the pictured scene, Jazz's journey to what he believes is womanhood is almost complete. He is resting after surgery, a triumphant smile on his face, his rotting groin held together by a labyrinthine patchwork of stitches and grafts. But as Eru Ilúvatar nudged Gollum over the Crack of Doom into the fires beneath, so too does the God of our world intervene in this.
>Pop!
In a second, the follies of men are undone and Jazz's crotch explodes, a meaty froth of blood and pus pouring out of the hole where his penis used to be.
In that moment of blind panic and terror, Jazz is Sauron. All triumph and victory is gone. Only the Void remains.
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