Can you imagine how fucking annoying you would have to be for r/vegan to tell you to stop?

1  2020-01-21 by Corporal-Hicks

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The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.

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Talking bull perhaps?

Hey what happened to the B*ogaloo

rain check

Damn πŸ˜”

We've clearly passed Weimar levels at this point, what is taking so long

Lol

What I did is more similar to an abolitionist telling slave owners to stop owning slaves. Or telling a pedophile to stop molesting children. Or telling a murderer to stop murdering.

The animal products you buy come from extremely violent and cruel industries, and if you are unable to see that, then I feel that the world is an extremely sad and miserable place to exist.

Snappster pls πŸ™„πŸ˜­

the world is an extremely sad and miserable place to exist.

Are they just figuring this out now

I know animal products come from violent and cruel industries, but I truly don't care.

This. If hooking electrodes to a pig's eyeballs and zapping until they explode makes their flesh tastier, I say go for it.

It doesn't, afaik.

Unironically yeah. I love chickens and have raised them. I also like KFC.

Chad

I don't give a fuck if they are vegan, I'm not on "team vegan". I'm not here to support vegans, or veganism. I'm here to support animals that are exploited.

I'm here to fight for the animals, and one day potentially lose my life or freedom in that fight.

If you think this is extreme, just wait, because I'm just getting started.

this is better snappy material tbh

I don't give a fuck if they are autistic, I'm not on "team drama". I'm not here to support drama, or retardation. I'm here to support lolcows that are exploited.

I'm here to fight for the ping, and one day potentially lose my life or freedom in that fight.

If you think this is extreme, just wait, because I'm just just getting started.

the adrenaline

our ancestors once invaded a german stronghold, dying by the score, just to get a foot on the beach and pressed forward running on pure adrenaline

op was loud in a mcdonalds. ADRENALINE.

TBF its the most exertion she could manage since three months back when she broke the charger to her scooter

bonfire gonna be going all night!

I M C R Y I N G A N D S H A K I N G R I G H T N O W

Ging to Mcds and talking about Animal rights because it is MLK day is pretty retarded and not very exciting. But because OP thought that they will be definetly beat up by all the meat Terrorists, they are called B R A V E.

Who tf cares

Going to McDonald's and pretending there's any meat at all in their patties is retarded.

Idk man my plastic water pairs excellently with the 2 x 0.5lb plastic meat offering.

Micky D's could have just held out with their shit paper patties when the public demanded real meat and would have been crowned the king of meatless meat by now but they had to give in and actually use real meat.

Kraft singles could probably start selling their cheese as vegan too.

McDonald's is like church for carnists. I'm surprised you weren't attacked

This is serious shit, homes. Violating a sacred chamber of carnist blood rituals can land you in a world of hurt. Their witch doctors are working overtime to bring scourges of alopecia and sexual impotence to this interloper.

Side note that saying McDonalds is a church for meat eaters seems like saying the walmart salad buffet is a church for vegans.

Really though. I've been to some places that I'd consider "church for meat eaters," but they were places like this, this, or this. McDonald's is like a dive bar glory hole for meat eaters.

Where’s arbies in all this

Anyone whos ever seen a McDonalds patty knows it probably contains 80% cardboard and corn leftovers, the vegans should be applauding them.

Yeah they should have gone to a rural BBQ place but they'd be dead. Performatively woke simp.

Well any comments not applauding him are downvoted so this seems pretty par for the course for the sub.

How embarrassing. I would have fucking died laughing

Why is he walking like a πŸ¦•?

Depressing that you have to go to controversial to find dissenters

>A plant based diet is cheap as hell. I don't know what you're talking about. I couldn't even afford McDonald's even if I wasn't vegan.

Imagine how poor one has to be to think McDonald’s of all places is expensive

side note mcdonalds pricing is tard predation. they tried to raise the price of 20 nuggies to almost $7 but then you can buy 4 nuggies for $1 anyway

Unbelievably based

nuggpilled

You get more sauce too lol

Its the tard tax. They woulda just spent the money on lolipops anyway

mcdonalds is weird,like its not as filling as you would think it is when looking at it. I am more filled after a double patty cheeseburger from five guys rather than 2 quarter pounders

Tbf 2 quarter pounders is probably 2-3 bucks, whereas Five Guys is like 15 bucks for a burger and fries.

for me each quarter pounder is like 4.75 and the five guys burger is 9.12 I believe. I dont get fries

I guess it depends on the area/store. I'd still pick Five Guys over pretty much any other burger place though.

Pro tip: Double Quarter Pounder, no ketchup, no mustard, sub mac sauce. It is what a Big Mac should be.

McDonald's and 5 Guys really aren't all that comparable really. One uses pre-made frozen patties that are cooked ahead of time and the other actually makes a hamburger.

I saw some story about the best fast food burger out there and it was 5 Guys. Yeah they're good but when I think fast food I think a drive thru that you don't wait more than 5 minutes for a cheap burger and i drive off.

yeah thats true I didnt consider time. I was just pointing out that they are basically the same price where I live

TBF it is getting more price inefficient than its competitors.

Literally can only steal vegetables from neighbors gardens and eat grass. Less than $5 a day for well over 2000 calories is something only the wealthiest of America can afford. I bet if you watch that video again you will see at least 5 people wearing Gucci or Tom Ford.

What? Do you know how calories/dollar efficient vegetable oil is?

Not as good as gasoline

Eh, about the same really.

Yeah but gas comes from dinosaurs so it's not really vegan.

gas comes from my butt

Literally can only steal vegetables from neighbors gardens and eat grass.

Are you a goat?

I eat decent and spend way less than $5 per day on food. McDonald's is way more expensive than cooking poorfag meals.

Maybe he is is Eastern Europe? It's way cheaper to cook your own food than going to McDonald's here.

The funny thing is if you look at all the negative comments, they’re all at β€œ0” score. Makes me think the OP went through and downvoted every single negative comment.

99% of the comments agree that what OP did was dumb and useless, and they're all downvoted to hell. Either OP has a lot of friends, or a lot of alt accounts. Either way, what a weird ass corner of Reddit to encounter.

lmao what a fucking retard

Mmm, barbecue

Fuck automod that deserves an upvote

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Excuse me everyone. Today is Martin Luther King Jr. day, a day in which we're celebrating a man who died to spread the word of human rights, ok. Human rights very important things right, there's one thing that we're all forgetting here and that's animal rights. As you sit here in this establishment eating the flesh of animals i'd like to remind all of you that none of those animals wanted to die. None of those animals wanted to live a life of exploitation. None of those animals wanted to end up in a burger. So PLEASE go on youtube and watch the documentary known as dominion, stand up for animal rights.

lol

Did he just assume that none of the animals had a death fetish? Smh my head mh

Zero. Next question?

I can, actually. They had a struggle session a while ago about whether or not it was vegan to serve in the military, and the hypocrisy of not caring about all the animals in Hiroshima who died when the bomb fell.

Then back in November, someone told me to watch Dominion, and it "opened my eyes".

This psycho has only been a vegan for two months. No wonder they have enough energy for this. The anemia hasn't even set in yet.

Lol, the zeal of the neophyte is real. Someone should ask them what retarded cause they based their entire identity on before that.

100% this is a trender

and a druggie

AND a gaymer

and lives in Seattle

it's like all of reddit compressed into one ubersoyboy

ubersoyboy

UBER πŸ‘πŸΏ SOY πŸ‘πŸΏ WOMAN! πŸ‘πŸΏ

At least as annoying as Mormans and their fanfic bible .

πŸ‘ vegan πŸ‘ terrorism πŸ‘ now πŸ‘

Someone tell me what he did!!!

some vegan tard went into a busy mcyds and started yelling about how its MLK day and we need to respect animal rights. He video taped it, everyone ignored him. Then he posted to r/vegan looking for updoots.

Great move to try to overshadow fucking MLK

Did he make another account just to go and like his own comments

"Received the gold award and more in the past 30 days"

uh

I'm here to fight for the animals, and one day potentially lose my life or freedom in that fight.

If you think this is extreme, just wait, because I'm just getting started.

this guy's about to shoot up a mcdonalds

His video honestly reminded me of Christchurch

If you missed the actual video the based publicfreakout crosspost has an archive

MVP

Jesus christ.

I can't honestly fault this person too much. I used to be heavy into the whole activism scene for whatever movement I was into at the time and I can understand where they're coming from a little bit. 100% of this person's feed is probably some doomer shit and it's 100% not a healthy lifestyle.

They need to get out and make friends, fall in love, get off reddit or do anything that another well functioning adult would see as productive. Their life would honestly be ten times better.

I’m starting to realize most of society would really be better off without the internet

you're ignoring that based on other stuff that was posting, this person is autistic as shit and there's not likely to be a happy ending for them

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Animal products were forced on me from a young age,

Eventually I got used to them, and that disgust remained in the background

I even thought about suicide a lot (and still do) because I just have trouble living with the guilt of what I did.

oK

Snappy failed to do his job. Anyone have a copy of the video?