[Lawlzpost] Radical centrist take on abortion

1  2020-01-21 by pol__invictus__risen

Abortion should be illegal; infantcide up to 3 months should be legal for the mother.

If you can look at your own living baby's face and then say nah fuck it I don't want this thing I'd rather just snuff it, I think you should be allowed to go ahead. Killing it just because it's in the womb and you don't have to listen to it crying in pain while you do the deed is pathetic.

This would be especially great in cases of rape because then you could have the pleasure of straight up murdering your rapist's baby which I think would be a lot more satisfying overall.

No (cis) male option for this; it's the payoff for women renting out their body for nine months. Fair's fair, if you're somewhat physically inconvenienced by the needs of a baby for very nearly almost a whole entire year, you should have the opportunity to murder it one way or another.

16 comments

1  pol__invictus__risen 2020-01-21

I went with three months instead of like nine months because babies are pretty fucking boring and gross for the first three months anyway but after that they grow hair and start crawling and actually getting cute.

1  tHeSiD 2020-01-21

Babies are fuckin cute from day 1 you tard

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1  teamsprocket 2020-01-21

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1  fbcc1233 2020-01-21

It should be legal to enslave christians since the bible has no problem with it. Then you could force them to be gay so they go to hell.

2  pol__invictus__risen 2020-01-21

Most black people are christian so I agree.

1  GeminiRocket 2020-01-21

Hot take : if you're engaging with your gf in a sexual intercourse without the goal of procreating, you're basically jerking each other, and it's absolutely haram.

1  employee10038080 2020-01-21

So wheres the hot take?

1  Whaddaulookinat 2020-01-21

I'm anti-choice. Mandatory but completely randomly chosen abortions, a few way past post natal.

1  MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-21

Don't try to be like him 😒

1  FearOfBees 2020-01-21

I made this argument the other day sort of. Based though it would be tragic but imagine the drama.

1  Protista_of_Peace 2020-01-21

If you can look at your own living baby's face and then say nah fuck it I don't want this thing I'd rather just snuff it, I think you should be allowed to go ahead.

Easily solved by the old school method of leaving them in the woods for the wild animals.

Fair's fair, if you're somewhat physically inconvenienced by the needs of a baby for very nearly almost a whole entire year, you should have the opportunity to murder it one way or another.

Absolutely based.

edit: Moids mad. 🤣🤣

1  anon69322 2020-01-21

I agree, but infanticide should be allowed up to 18 years of age, what if your child grows up to be a disgrace to your family, it is only fair you remove the child before he stains your family name even more, inshallah.

1  AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-01-21

You're not going to improve the world by decreasing median pussy tightness.

1  MasterLawlz 2020-01-21

You’re really hurting the brand by posting this.

1  600_lbs_of_sin 2020-01-21

based