I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
The real difficulty in killing late-night comedians is in deciding who needs to get whacked first. You want to say "Jimmy Fallon" right away, but then you remember that James Corden exists. You'll want to save Jimmy Kimmel for last, just so you can torment him with how much he's sold out to The Man between now and the days when he rightly believed that underwear models on trampolines and tricking women into signing a petition against women's suffrage were television gold.
Colbert hurt the most. I hated The Daily Show and never watch political commentators but The Colbert Report was genuinely hilarious regardless of your actual opinions. Then he completely gave up his unique identity to do a shitty late-night talk show. Maybe he gets paid more now but I was in his shoes, I would much rather spend my time doing a show that is actually funny even if it wasn't as lucrative.
The Colbert Show did great ratings-wise, so it's not so much that the guy sold out as he was sold out from the start. Basically as far as I can tell, he no longer wanted to be typecast as "that parody guy" anymore and wanted to, essentially, start seriousposting irl. It is really tragic. O how the mighty have fallen.
the guy recently mocked Joaquin Phoenix in an interview for no apparent reason. I had nothing against him previously but it really made him come off like an asshole, something he probably regrets after seeing what Arthur did to De Niro's character in the movie
Did you know Wakeem Phoenix had a brother named “River” and he blew so much crack and heroin he overdosed in a trap house back in 93? Crack cocaine and it’s consequences have been a disaster on the basketball American society in which we live in.
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2 emc1014 2020-01-28
big deal, I do that, not preparing for a role, just life, lol
1 SnapshillBot 2020-01-28
I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.
When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.
The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.
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1 BrainlessMutant 2020-01-28
Is this pasta? I don’t get the relevance
1 sexyfroglady 2020-01-28
Welcome to drama. Snappy is our best poster.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-28
Stick to long posting
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
ok
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-28
Thx
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
np
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-28
I'm just proud that you didn't take the opportunity to have a double sticky... this time.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
yeah, my doctor warned me to not do it again after I dislocated my wrist jerking myself off
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-28
"yes, my medical history includes being a janny on a shit posting forum responsible for dumping the shit water on the floor"
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-28
Yuropoor detected
1 Bussy_Galore 2020-01-28
Yup- in based America jannies that get ill are allowed to die.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-01-28
Nien
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-28
Delete ur account
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
no
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-28
:(
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-28
Don't ever give up.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
yeah his cause is justified and noble
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-28
You always take my bait, and I always say the same thing. How dare you speak to me.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
would you say that you are a master baiter?
2 DannyLee90 2020-01-28
👉😎✊🍆💦
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-28
Fuck
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1 1010Gang 2020-01-28
I rate this post 6/10, needs more effort
1 Ingelri 2020-01-28
What the fuck did you just say
1 1010Gang 2020-01-28
Are you so fucking brain dead that you can’t read
1 escargott 2020-01-28
To prepare for his role in “Joker 2019” Joaquin Phoenix lived in a society for a while 3 days.
The dedication of this man is second to none
1 Edgy_Omni 2020-01-28
About milk?
1 EldritchKnightH196 2020-01-28
Yeah, what about your milk?!
1 MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-28
Is The Joker your knew inspiration for losing weight?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
no he's my inspiration for killing late-night comedians
shouldn't even be considered a crime tbh
1 MzCherryBlossom 2020-01-28
I’ll be ok then, it’s not that late here. The rest of drama will apparently be safe too.
1 victoriancallingcard 2020-01-28
based and king-of-comedy-(1982)-pilled
1 heeehaaw 2020-01-28
you are doing a disservice to the society by calling them comedians.
1 jubbergun 2020-01-28
The real difficulty in killing late-night comedians is in deciding who needs to get whacked first. You want to say "Jimmy Fallon" right away, but then you remember that James Corden exists. You'll want to save Jimmy Kimmel for last, just so you can torment him with how much he's sold out to The Man between now and the days when he rightly believed that underwear models on trampolines and tricking women into signing a petition against women's suffrage were television gold.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
Colbert hurt the most. I hated The Daily Show and never watch political commentators but The Colbert Report was genuinely hilarious regardless of your actual opinions. Then he completely gave up his unique identity to do a shitty late-night talk show. Maybe he gets paid more now but I was in his shoes, I would much rather spend my time doing a show that is actually funny even if it wasn't as lucrative.
1 brinkworthspoon 2020-01-28
The Colbert Show did great ratings-wise, so it's not so much that the guy sold out as he was sold out from the start. Basically as far as I can tell, he no longer wanted to be typecast as "that parody guy" anymore and wanted to, essentially, start seriousposting irl. It is really tragic. O how the mighty have fallen.
1 EgregiouslyMoronic 2020-01-28
After strangers with candy and the colbert report his shift to late night was like a knife through my heart. I kinda hate ate his guts now.
1 questionablyrotten 2020-01-28
So what would you save him for? Have him die first as a symbol against seriousposting or die last as an a statement against shilling oneself?
1 3Dgykid60 2020-01-28
Ur telling me jimmy kimmel used to be based wtf
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
the guy recently mocked Joaquin Phoenix in an interview for no apparent reason. I had nothing against him previously but it really made him come off like an asshole, something he probably regrets after seeing what Arthur did to De Niro's character in the movie
1 ComedicSans 2020-01-28
Jimmy Kimmel said bad things about a capeshit actor
Jimmy Kimmel is canceled
1 Caladan_Mood 2020-01-28
You mean the scripted bit he did with Phoenix about the Joker outtakes?
1 thowaway_throwaway 2020-01-28
You do know that comedy shows are as scripted as pro wrestling, right?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
I know shit is all planned but Joaquin didn’t really seem in on the joke. He looked pretty uncomfortable
1 HoBoLoBro 2020-01-28
he's an actor you retard. actors act.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
it's also possible for them to not be acting sometimes, ya know
1 duckraul2 2020-01-28
Zoomer detected
1 Richard__Mongler 2020-01-28
Kidnap them all and line them up, ez
1 ponyblaze 2020-01-28
i support this
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1 affectionateotter1 2020-01-28
https://ibb.co/587gfLM
1 byobombs 2020-01-28
Did you know Wakeem Phoenix had a brother named “River” and he blew so much crack and heroin he overdosed in a trap house back in 93? Crack cocaine and it’s consequences have been a disaster on the basketball American society in which we live in.
1 PsychologicalYam5 2020-01-28
surely joaquin is spelled african enough as it is
1 snowkarl 2020-01-28
Wakeem lol never seen that one before
1 duckraul2 2020-01-28
Wakeem al' fenix
1 zhcyiDnein 2020-01-28
Unironically a tragedy.
1 1-900-FREE-AIDS 2020-01-28
Blame the CIA
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-28
Blame Congress for not giving the CIA enough money and forcing them to obtain black op funds
1 canipaybycheck 2020-01-28
Based. CIA should have twice as much control tbh.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-01-28
okay hoover, you're late to your boa party
2 no_no_police 2020-01-28
Hoover my dick up Hoover 😵😵😵😋😋😋
1 1-900-FREE-AIDS 2020-01-28
Pretty sure they need clean money just to keep certain operations covert.
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-01-28
Embezzlement duh
It’s literally not a crime if the government does it
1 Tacoshaman 2020-01-28
Feenicks
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1 MasterLawlz 2020-01-28
that's kind of the joke lol
1 RedNumber_40 2020-01-28
Classic Lawls. Based
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Breqd
1 BlooCheckmark 2020-01-28
Unironically mogs me
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-01-28
Interesting
1 911roofer 2020-01-28
Masterlawlz is a capeshitter as well as a molester of raccoons?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-01-28
Good job on this one. You learned from the John Wick post that less is more.
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1 OceanGeese 2020-01-28
You can have a very healthy vegan diet if you supplement it with meat.
1 darth_stroyer 2020-01-28
VERY good post, nice job lawlz. 9/10.
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1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Did you know the Prime Minister of Israel eats children in order to prepare for his role as Prime Minister of Israel
1 sexyfroglady 2020-01-28
And he's the PM of Israel to prepare for his role in the second coming of Moloch.
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Word
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Lol
1 clubby789 2020-01-28
I thought I was on shittymoviedetails. This is just kind of a shitty movie detail. Not your strongest post Lawlz
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1 MrGoodieMob 2020-01-28
Very cool Lawlz!
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Word
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Word
1 zillfiller 2020-01-28
Ayeeee
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Yo
1 fbcc1233 2020-01-28
Yo
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