[Method acting] Did you know that to prepare for his role as an emaciated mentally ill man in "Joker", Joaquin Phoenix ate a purely vegan diet?

1  2020-01-28 by MasterLawlz

92 comments

big deal, I do that, not preparing for a role, just life, lol

I spend more time with women on any given Tuesday than any unloved, lonely shut-in Chapo poster has in his whole fucking life. I might make jokes about women on /r/drama, but IRL I'm one of the fucking girls and fine with it.

When any of them open up to me about their experiences with harassment or assault, it is never - NEVER. FUCKING. EVER. - about a MAGA bro or a frat boy. It is always at the hands of some sensitive feminist "woke" boy.

The "frat boy rapist" thing is a myth that dangerous dudes like this are happy to perpetuate, because it takes the heat off of them, i.e. the real threats to the goddamn wimminz.

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Is this pasta? I don’t get the relevance

Welcome to drama. Snappy is our best poster.

Stick to long posting

ok

Thx

np

I'm just proud that you didn't take the opportunity to have a double sticky... this time.

yeah, my doctor warned me to not do it again after I dislocated my wrist jerking myself off

"yes, my medical history includes being a janny on a shit posting forum responsible for dumping the shit water on the floor"

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Yup- in based America jannies that get ill are allowed to die.

Nien

Delete ur account

no

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Don't ever give up.

yeah his cause is justified and noble

You always take my bait, and I always say the same thing. How dare you speak to me.

would you say that you are a master baiter?

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I rate this post 6/10, needs more effort

What the fuck did you just say

Are you so fucking brain dead that you can’t read

To prepare for his role in “Joker 2019” Joaquin Phoenix lived in a society for a while 3 days.

The dedication of this man is second to none

About milk?

Yeah, what about your milk?!

Is The Joker your knew inspiration for losing weight?

no he's my inspiration for killing late-night comedians

shouldn't even be considered a crime tbh

I’ll be ok then, it’s not that late here. The rest of drama will apparently be safe too.

based and king-of-comedy-(1982)-pilled

you are doing a disservice to the society by calling them comedians.

The real difficulty in killing late-night comedians is in deciding who needs to get whacked first. You want to say "Jimmy Fallon" right away, but then you remember that James Corden exists. You'll want to save Jimmy Kimmel for last, just so you can torment him with how much he's sold out to The Man between now and the days when he rightly believed that underwear models on trampolines and tricking women into signing a petition against women's suffrage were television gold.

Colbert hurt the most. I hated The Daily Show and never watch political commentators but The Colbert Report was genuinely hilarious regardless of your actual opinions. Then he completely gave up his unique identity to do a shitty late-night talk show. Maybe he gets paid more now but I was in his shoes, I would much rather spend my time doing a show that is actually funny even if it wasn't as lucrative.

The Colbert Show did great ratings-wise, so it's not so much that the guy sold out as he was sold out from the start. Basically as far as I can tell, he no longer wanted to be typecast as "that parody guy" anymore and wanted to, essentially, start seriousposting irl. It is really tragic. O how the mighty have fallen.

After strangers with candy and the colbert report his shift to late night was like a knife through my heart. I kinda hate ate his guts now.

So what would you save him for? Have him die first as a symbol against seriousposting or die last as an a statement against shilling oneself?

Ur telling me jimmy kimmel used to be based wtf

the guy recently mocked Joaquin Phoenix in an interview for no apparent reason. I had nothing against him previously but it really made him come off like an asshole, something he probably regrets after seeing what Arthur did to De Niro's character in the movie

You mean the scripted bit he did with Phoenix about the Joker outtakes?

You do know that comedy shows are as scripted as pro wrestling, right?

I know shit is all planned but Joaquin didn’t really seem in on the joke. He looked pretty uncomfortable

he's an actor you retard. actors act.

it's also possible for them to not be acting sometimes, ya know

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Kidnap them all and line them up, ez

i support this

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Did you know Wakeem Phoenix had a brother named “River” and he blew so much crack and heroin he overdosed in a trap house back in 93? Crack cocaine and it’s consequences have been a disaster on the basketball American society in which we live in.

surely joaquin is spelled african enough as it is

Wakeem lol never seen that one before

Wakeem al' fenix

Unironically a tragedy.

Blame the CIA

Blame Congress for not giving the CIA enough money and forcing them to obtain black op funds

Based. CIA should have twice as much control tbh.

okay hoover, you're late to your boa party

Hoover my dick up Hoover 😵😵😵😋😋😋

Pretty sure they need clean money just to keep certain operations covert.

Embezzlement duh

It’s literally not a crime if the government does it

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that's kind of the joke lol

Classic Lawls. Based

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Unironically mogs me

Interesting

Masterlawlz is a capeshitter as well as a molester of raccoons?

Good job on this one. You learned from the John Wick post that less is more.

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You can have a very healthy vegan diet if you supplement it with meat.

VERY good post, nice job lawlz. 9/10.

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Did you know the Prime Minister of Israel eats children in order to prepare for his role as Prime Minister of Israel

And he's the PM of Israel to prepare for his role in the second coming of Moloch.

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Lol

I thought I was on shittymoviedetails. This is just kind of a shitty movie detail. Not your strongest post Lawlz

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Very cool Lawlz!

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