Haha, Lawlz thinks no one will notice that he ran out of ideas for stickies and has now used childrensā tv shows as a crutch in 3/4 of his last posts.
Write something from the heart, lawlz. Tell us about the time you got your pee pee stuck in a glory hole and the fire department had to ācut you looseā.
Let me explain to all the men why YOU should care, perhaps even MORE than the women, right now. And I have no political correctness to pad this with.
I believe all men know that it's true there is some violence and perversion in all of us, in some of us moreso. And yet MOST of us aren't out there raping Jimmy Neutron. We're putting heart and soul into overcoming our genetic or cultural disposition into being hardworking, moral, even heroic people.
And then comes these fucks who waltz in and rape our women and children before us. As a man, every moment of your life you're pressured to be the protector and provider for your family. If we get even a slight pass for our darker nature, it's because we also fight the wars, do the dangerous jobs, and sacrifice our average lifespans.
So for that sacrifice, if you let these fucks in to rape your wards, and take your money, and yoke your freedoms, then you have failed your duty. They're taking what they want. YOU are being RAPED.
Even then, most rapists aren't brazenly bragging about their conquests in broad daylight. But these elite fucks are. Not only are they RAPING you, they are LAUGHING at you.
It's that laughter that tells you that you're not even human enough to be considered in their sins. They are laughing at YOU, your RAPED family, your RAPED livelihood, your RAPED duty, and ultimately the rule-of-law itself, wherein lies the identity of this nation, and its ability to protect and provide for YOU. You're a confused beast gunned down in a game you didn't know you were losing, like Laquan MacDonald, shot while dying with evidence rewritten.
So every man who has put any work into not being a degenerate rapist, who has had any conviction and responsibility for anyone around them, should be taking this assault as a literal and metaphysical RAPE. Roofied on fake news and existentially RAPED, are YOU going to stay silent for 32 years about it?
And Bohemian rhapsody won an editing nom. IIRC it was the movie that got the nom in a weak first year for best animated picture. Can't expect the oscars to have taste especially in animated movies which they don't even watch.
No it makes sense because it was Courageās pilot that got nominated because it was just an animated short. But thatās probably what got it the series order
And JN got nominated because it was the first year they ever did a best animated film award so they probably nominated anything
Yeah I know, I guess you didn't see the edit. Adding to that many of the oscar voters have admitted they don't watch the animated movies they vote for.
79 comments
8 wohSdooGAstI 2020-02-02
Even with no expectations you disappoint me, Lawlz
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
thanks
6 suddenvandamm 2020-02-02
Imagine watching Jimmy Neutron memes in 2020
I bet you need funkopops to masturbate.
2 IraqiLobster 2020-02-02
Any small plastic object or hat will fit up my ass works fine tbh
1 artemis_m_oswald 2020-02-02
To be fair, you need a very high IQ to understand Jimmy neutron
7 SnapshillBot 2020-02-02
No wonder you have an army of pretentious neckbeard losers following you around
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1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-02
šš¤¬š
2 AwanBros 2020-02-02
why so aggressive? off the estro again?
10 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-02
You are even less funny than me. Think about that.
4 AwanBros 2020-02-02
YOU THINK THIS IS A JOKE
7 IraqiLobster 2020-02-02
Easy fellas, youāre both unfunny
5 Thulox 2020-02-02
Go fuck yourself
5 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Iām not that flexible
6 Thulox 2020-02-02
You won this time, but I'll be back.
7 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Cool buddy I look forward to chatting again
5 somestupidname1 2020-02-02
Not your best work
4 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
What do you think is my best work?
2 SwansonsJohnson 2020-02-02
Not gonna lie, this rant you did a couple months ago was based AF.
1 somestupidname1 2020-02-02
Not very halal if you ask me
1 lawlzposting 2020-02-02
Def the moon landing movie bit
1 CeetheAndSope 2020-02-02
That time you absolutely fucking annihilated Will Wheaton, obviously.
1 Verdreht 2020-02-02
This is why we need pinging back
1 TSwizzlesNipples 2020-02-02
Making Wil cry.
1 Lolbertians 2020-02-02
This was your masterpiece
4 onafriday 2020-02-02
4 GeminiRocket 2020-02-02
I don't hate you MasterLawlz but don't forget your generation has to support us all
3 StoneStasis 2020-02-02
Are you proud of yourself?
4 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Should I be?
3 d-amazo 2020-02-02
I'm proud of you.
2 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
thanks
3 Ohnoidontlikethat 2020-02-02
Haha, Lawlz thinks no one will notice that he ran out of ideas for stickies and has now used childrensā tv shows as a crutch in 3/4 of his last posts.
Write something from the heart, lawlz. Tell us about the time you got your pee pee stuck in a glory hole and the fire department had to ācut you looseā.
3 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Iāve never had that happen personally. Are there any other things you would like to ask me?
1 [deleted] 2020-02-02
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1 AwanBros 2020-02-02
Thats not a peeppee, bigot
1 10inchblackhawk 2020-02-02
Fake news. their is not a hole small enough for that to happen to an r drama moderator
3 CitrusDelicious 2020-02-02
Let me explain to all the men why YOU should care, perhaps even MORE than the women, right now. And I have no political correctness to pad this with.
I believe all men know that it's true there is some violence and perversion in all of us, in some of us moreso. And yet MOST of us aren't out there raping Jimmy Neutron. We're putting heart and soul into overcoming our genetic or cultural disposition into being hardworking, moral, even heroic people.
And then comes these fucks who waltz in and rape our women and children before us. As a man, every moment of your life you're pressured to be the protector and provider for your family. If we get even a slight pass for our darker nature, it's because we also fight the wars, do the dangerous jobs, and sacrifice our average lifespans.
So for that sacrifice, if you let these fucks in to rape your wards, and take your money, and yoke your freedoms, then you have failed your duty. They're taking what they want. YOU are being RAPED.
Even then, most rapists aren't brazenly bragging about their conquests in broad daylight. But these elite fucks are. Not only are they RAPING you, they are LAUGHING at you.
It's that laughter that tells you that you're not even human enough to be considered in their sins. They are laughing at YOU, your RAPED family, your RAPED livelihood, your RAPED duty, and ultimately the rule-of-law itself, wherein lies the identity of this nation, and its ability to protect and provide for YOU. You're a confused beast gunned down in a game you didn't know you were losing, like Laquan MacDonald, shot while dying with evidence rewritten.
So every man who has put any work into not being a degenerate rapist, who has had any conviction and responsibility for anyone around them, should be taking this assault as a literal and metaphysical RAPE. Roofied on fake news and existentially RAPED, are YOU going to stay silent for 32 years about it?
2 LongPostBot 2020-02-02
That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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1 AwanBros 2020-02-02
Uncomprehendingly based dirtstach reference.
2 wm20123 2020-02-02
There is many complex characters in anime
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Thatās honestly one of my favorite YouTube videos
2 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-02-02
i am shocked
2 wm20123 2020-02-02
It would be. Wouldn't it?
2 Barkasia 2020-02-02
Not even MasterLawlzFan would defend this
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-02
šš
2 RigBuild2016 2020-02-02
Get your hands off of your hips, Lawlz. Who do you think you are, Tyra Banks?
1 shitpersonality 2020-02-02
He taught Tyra to smile with her eyes.
2 Burnnoticelover 2020-02-02
I knew what was coming but I still clicked. Why.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Because you love me
2 ticktockwarrior2 2020-02-02
Based. Jimmy was in wrong. Skeet did nothing wrong.
1 PappyPutin 2020-02-02
As Lawlz reaches his twilight years, he slowly transitions into the drama equivalent of a boomer sharing jokes on facebook.
Not to be confused with his earlier transition of course.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Twilight years? Iām only 22
1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-02
Look like you are 40, though
1 Stoicpeace 2020-02-02
Good god lawlz. Watch more interesting shows so that your film/tv related shitposts aren't boring as fuck.
I mean I grew up watching cartoons as well but you seem to pick some of the blandest and boring ones like Ben 10 and Jimmy neutron to talk about.
2 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
I feel like Jimmy Neutron was one of the better ones of that era actually
1 Stoicpeace 2020-02-02
Jimmy neutron is probably better than Ben 10 but several tiers below shows like say Courage or SpongeBob.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Fun fact, Courage and Jimmy Neutron have both been nominated for oscars lol.
1 Stoicpeace 2020-02-02
And Bohemian rhapsody won an editing nom. IIRC it was the movie that got the nom in a weak first year for best animated picture. Can't expect the oscars to have taste especially in animated movies which they don't even watch.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
No it makes sense because it was Courageās pilot that got nominated because it was just an animated short. But thatās probably what got it the series order
And JN got nominated because it was the first year they ever did a best animated film award so they probably nominated anything
1 Stoicpeace 2020-02-02
Yeah I know, I guess you didn't see the edit. Adding to that many of the oscar voters have admitted they don't watch the animated movies they vote for.
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-02
Brilliant; a stirring contribution to the MasterLawlz oeuvre.
1 PacificSpices 2020-02-02
Lmao.
I have a web app that opens thumbnails to links if you hover over them with your mouse and I already know what the video is.
Can't fool me you little cuck.
1 Inimical_Twitch 2020-02-02
Step up your game, Lawlz. Do better š
1 AwanBros 2020-02-02
How dare you not use their pronouns?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Why?
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-02
Delete your account
2 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
no
1 MrPanFriedNoodle 2020-02-02
The title is close to lawlz' life besides the fact that he makes ZERO wage, not minimum
1 AwanBros 2020-02-02
:(
1 mrmarfanman 2020-02-02
Can someone please get rid of this retarded 0/10 mod?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Donāt worry Iāll get right on that
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-02-02
Aw man you took down your best sticky since the John Wick one for this?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Gotta keep things fresh. Or rancid, depending on how you look at it.
1 Peetrius 2020-02-02
Don't need to skeet
1 htmlcoderexe 2020-02-02
zhcyiD9
2 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
hits pipe
Thereās a name I havenāt heard in a long time
1 [deleted] 2020-02-02
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1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-02
Can I?
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-02-02
cmv iodized table salt is disgusting
protip you can't
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1 200iqBigBrain 2020-02-02
Why don't you tell us your thoughts on the different kinds of my little ponies?