Christianity is the story of a teenage foid that got pregnant by rape and then lying about it and claiming still to be a virgin just to avoid being stoned to death for having sex outside of marriage.
You could divorce your wife and then legally have sex with your stepdaughter. So no. Just treat her like shit while raising her, so that she has daddy issues.
I learned (from a very reliable source that definitely wasn't this sub) that if you have a child of your own and a stepchild, then the cuck to alpha ratio evens out.
This makes me seethe, was George “If the coats red, hang. ‘em dead” Washington a fucking menslibber. This isn’t true just lies from (((them))) to tarnish papa.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being the President of the USA. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are governing, building, running and stewarding a country for at least 4 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by China. All the hard work you put into your beautiful nation- raising an army , enforcing your laws and regulations, cultivating your soft power, projecting force with a blue water navy. All of it has one simple result: your country is more enjoyable for the countries that will colonize her every square mile.
It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
You are seemingly intelligent enough to think of a witty Reddit name and even put a little clever flair next to it, yet this escapes you? Sweaty, go to an evening class or something....
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12 ManBearFridge 2020-02-11
Based Washington was a man of culture. He had a wife to uphold appearances and had a slave to obscure his romantic side.
1 artemis_m_oswald 2020-02-11
Was Washington secretly gay or something
1 MIke6022 2020-02-11
Not sure. But people think Lincoln was,
8 Ohnoidontlikethat 2020-02-11
First Joseph gets cucked by god and now Washington-Daddy?
9 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-11
Christianity is the story of a teenage foid that got pregnant by rape and then lying about it and claiming still to be a virgin just to avoid being stoned to death for having sex outside of marriage.
3 ManBearFridge 2020-02-11
2000 years later and the white man's mind is still impressioned with the obsession of BBC implanting their wives.
All thanks to the (((Cult of Christ)))
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-02-11
Lol you made someone mad.
2 ManBearFridge 2020-02-11
Some people aren't ready for the truth :)
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2020-02-11
Levantines generally aren't black.
1 ManBearFridge 2020-02-11
Mary had Joseph import a bull (golden God) for her.
Where'd you think Jesus got his physique from?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-11
Jesus take the wheel? Naw fuck that.
Jesus spot me while I rack up 200lbs
1 Osterion 2020-02-11
But God is
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-11
Yeah, God created Man in His image, and then one of those men, Yakub, created white people. Tfu, tfu.
1 Ohnoidontlikethat 2020-02-11
Based and Middle East-pilled.
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-11
And now mayos think that Jewish Arab religion is their culture lmao
6 zhcyiDnein 2020-02-11
Is having a stepdaughter the ultimate cuckoldry?
8 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-11
You could divorce your wife and then legally have sex with your stepdaughter. So no. Just treat her like shit while raising her, so that she has daddy issues.
8 zhcyiDnein 2020-02-11
Libertarians out Out OUT!
5 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-11
Fully agree.
2 fbcc1233 2020-02-11
Ah yes the Woody Allen approach to dating.
1 lawlzposting 2020-02-11
Man of all the people that needed to get #MeToo'd I can't believe that child grooming fuck came out unscathed.
1 MG87 2020-02-11
Ted Nugent did the same thing too
1 lawlzposting 2020-02-11
Ted "Jailbait" Nugent lmao
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-11
Do you think he fell in love with her while changing her diapers or when she starting going through puberty and grew some tits?
1 somestupidname1 2020-02-11
I learned (from a very reliable source that definitely wasn't this sub) that if you have a child of your own and a stepchild, then the cuck to alpha ratio evens out.
5 cmRyYW1hYWNjb3VudA 2020-02-11
He was probably a fudge packer.
5 VidiotGamer 2020-02-11
Lawlz, your transition to SRDine is finally complete. Someone can this fucker.
2 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-11
... He wasn't the first. There were like a dozen before him.
1 darth_stroyer 2020-02-11
one of the worst uhmm atchkually reddits pull because it's not even correct
1 Whaddaulookinat 2020-02-11
Hey man a weak executive is still an executive.
1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-02-11
I may only make 40 grand a year, but I’m a Vice President at my local Bank of America branch 😎
1 heretobefriends 2020-02-11
Theres a difference between calling someone a thing and proving someone is that thing.
1 [deleted] 2020-02-11
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5 Things_Remote 2020-02-11
This makes me seethe, was George “If the coats red, hang. ‘em dead” Washington a fucking menslibber. This isn’t true just lies from (((them))) to tarnish papa.
5 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2020-02-11
Is being president the ultimate cuckoldry?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than being the President of the USA. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are governing, building, running and stewarding a country for at least 4 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by China. All the hard work you put into your beautiful nation- raising an army , enforcing your laws and regulations, cultivating your soft power, projecting force with a blue water navy. All of it has one simple result: your country is more enjoyable for the countries that will colonize her every square mile.
It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.
1 aliizzet95 2020-02-11
*hits poipe
1 FarSeat6 2020-02-11
Fits more if you say "By the next guy to be president"
4 black_panther_sucks 2020-02-11
Lawlz, do you really have standing to call anyone else names?
3 MasterLawlz 2020-02-11
yes
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-02-11
Bold, mr. Ben 10
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-11
Shut up
1 YTtears4fearsDSCoolC 2020-02-11
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2 MzCherryBlossom 2020-02-11
Arranged marriage? He was first bussy.
2 ClementineChime 2020-02-11
Lawlzoid, you were featured in /r/VirginVsChad today
https://www.reddit.com/r/virginvschad/comments/f1r3yf/virgin_vs_chad_roblox_edition/
2 MasterLawlz 2020-02-11
nice
1 BussyShillBot 2020-02-11
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-11
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1 SmurfPolitics 2020-02-11
Lmao my family has roots from GWs adopted son
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-11
A traitor and a cuck
comorbid no doubt
1 dankius_memeius 2020-02-11
GW couldnt have kids anyway because smallpox made him sterile
1 alphetaboss 2020-02-11
A surprising amount of your stickies have to do with cuckoldry. Why is that?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-11
Stop trying to find a Freudian pattern in my behavior, you sound just like my therapist
1 alphetaboss 2020-02-11
I'm just saying there's a pattern. You seem to place a lot of importance on cuckoldry and that's not really something the average person thinks about.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-11
Where do you think you are?
1 alphetaboss 2020-02-11
Don't hide behind the drama stereotype, Lawlz. You're better than that.
1 UnkillRebooted 2020-02-11
Founder of burgerland was a cuck. That explains why the cuck fetish is so prevalent there.
1 cipherdelic 2020-02-11
In the Roman Empire, the political class commonly adopted unrelated children as their own to continue the family line.
But this is the US lmao cucks!
1 Aiona 2020-02-11
As A Canadian, we don't have to learn this shit.