The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
I want to make a joke about trans fats being unhealthy but I don't have an audience. Wish I was a celebrity, then I could tweet this joke so I could be cancelled.
The movie is pretty good! Right before the climax, sonic just stops, looks dead-pan into the camera, and says:
"hey kids, did you know that despite making up only 6% of the population, Male niggers are responsible for over 50% of all crime, and nearly 90% of violent crime? So remember, if you see any negroes, you gotta go fast and get away from them before they murder you!"
It seems really unwise to have a bunch of autistic people together in a confined space like a movie theater, especially people who are actually, literally autistic enough become Sonic fans who require specialized movie screenings. One person's stimming behaviour would be all but guaranteed to constitute a trigger for at least five other people in the room, and that could turn into a vicious cycle very fast.
Autistic people aren't retarded. The vast majority of autistic people deserve for neurotypical people to make an effort to come to an understanding about real autistic people.
A lot of movie theaters provide autism-friendly screenings due to the sound and lights having the potential to be difficult for autistic people to enjoy.
Autistic people aren't whatever stereotype you seem to think.
Of course autism is winning this. Sonic is the OG autism icon. Some foids might force their BFs to take them a 2nd time to see Birds of Prey but Sonic fans are probably seeing every showing on a specific day.
Friendly reminder that videogame movies and comic book movies are both for infantile pornsick manchildren who are going bald and can't wipe their own asses.
I took my husband, boyfriend and our 2 sons to go and see #SonicMovie and was appalled to hear homophobic slurs used throughout the movie! Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was showing in the next room and my family had a much better experience!
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-11
The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.
The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.
He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.
"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'
The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".
"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."
We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:
"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."
The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.
The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."
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1 clubby789 2020-02-11
I kinda hope there actually are homophobic slurs in Sonic, good for dramacoin
2 Can_The_SRDine 2020-02-11
Any adult Sonic the Hedgehog fan should copy Chris-Chan and wear a yellow medallion, so that normal people can keep a hygienic distance.
1 aduketsavar 2020-02-11
If there are racial, homophobic and transhophobic slurs I'll watch it twice in theaters
1 GasLikeCitgo 2020-02-11
There's a joke somewhere about Sonic being fast and speedrunners being trans but I'm too retarded to figure it out
1 aduketsavar 2020-02-11
I want to make a joke about trans fats being unhealthy but I don't have an audience. Wish I was a celebrity, then I could tweet this joke so I could be cancelled.
1 Supreme_Chodelord 2020-02-11
Trans fats kill you. trans fags kill themselves.
1 hyledog 2020-02-11
speedrunners speed through life just like sonic!
1 ason 2020-02-11
Gotta rope fast!
1 LightUmbra 2020-02-11
Sonic, speed running, and trannies are all intimately related with autism.
1 RememeberNotToThink 2020-02-11
Gotta go fast = suggesting trans to kill themselves faster
1 Barkasia 2020-02-11
Two screenshots taken from the new Sonic movie.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-02-11
The movie is pretty good! Right before the climax, sonic just stops, looks dead-pan into the camera, and says:
"hey kids, did you know that despite making up only 6% of the population, Male niggers are responsible for over 50% of all crime, and nearly 90% of violent crime? So remember, if you see any negroes, you gotta go fast and get away from them before they murder you!"
1 TheGeminaii 2020-02-11
This but unironically
1 jimmerz28 2020-02-11
All you gotta do is look to the gaymers for QQing "homophobic slur" drama:
https://www.reddit.com/r/gaymers/comments/f230bd/ah_steam_usernames_how_this_isnt_autoflagged_i/
1 Barkasia 2020-02-11
Chimney Dumper is actually quite a good nickname for guys tbqhwyf
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1 aqouta 2020-02-11
I want to see sonic go fast to commit hate crimes.
1 zergling_Lester 2020-02-11
Sonic go fast to the polls!
1 Barkasia 2020-02-11
My local cinema is providing autism-friendly screenings for Sonic, and I think that just about sums it all up.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-02-11
Wtf does that mean? Dedicated tard-wrangler in every row or what?
1 Barkasia 2020-02-11
Tbh it's probably just a normal screening but Sonic is inherently autism friendly.
1 BigBoiToes 2020-02-11
Lights on, volune reduced, no trailers sounds great. The volume is always way too loud at my theater and trailers go 15 minutes into the showing time
2 Barkasia 2020-02-11
That's why you buy the ticket then show up to the cinema 15 minutes late.
Also those things sound fun until you realize you're in a screening filled with literal Sonic autists
1 BigBoiToes 2020-02-11
You can never consistently guess how long the trailers are though.
And yeah sonic fans are autistic by default so no surprise there
1 Barkasia 2020-02-11
You sort of can though, they're always between 15-25 mins, and almost always about 20.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-02-11
It seems really unwise to have a bunch of autistic people together in a confined space like a movie theater, especially people who are actually, literally autistic enough become Sonic fans who require specialized movie screenings. One person's stimming behaviour would be all but guaranteed to constitute a trigger for at least five other people in the room, and that could turn into a vicious cycle very fast.
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-02-11
But it would be funny
1 AFellowCanadianGuy 2020-02-11
So you admit to being autistic?
1 cochnbahls 2020-02-11
Gotem
1 theeshyguy 2020-02-11
...Shit maybe I'm autistic
1 Kendorable 2020-02-11
Autistic people aren't retarded. The vast majority of autistic people deserve for neurotypical people to make an effort to come to an understanding about real autistic people.
1 Al_Simmons 2020-02-11
Lol, there's unironically a real correlation between Sonic fans and autism.
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1 texanapocalypse33 2020-02-11
Wait actually? If you could tell me the theater without doxxing yourself pls do
1 buddyboyhi 2020-02-11
I used to work at one of those trampoline places in high school and we had retard hours about once a month. shit was cash
1 Windowmaker66 2020-02-11
Bwahahahahah im autiatic and im going to love the slurs
1 Kendorable 2020-02-11
A lot of movie theaters provide autism-friendly screenings due to the sound and lights having the potential to be difficult for autistic people to enjoy.
Autistic people aren't whatever stereotype you seem to think.
1 Barkasia 2020-02-11
Foids finally get their all-foid capeshit team up movie and it's getting dunked on by a retarded hedgehog lmao
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-11
Autists vs Foids. Whoever loses we still win.
1 MoreSpikes 2020-02-11
right attitude mydude, wanna gamble on it? you gotta go with autism, foids can't cope with those power levels
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-11
Of course autism is winning this. Sonic is the OG autism icon. Some foids might force their BFs to take them a 2nd time to see Birds of Prey but Sonic fans are probably seeing every showing on a specific day.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-02-11
Tard strength vs. Harpy screeching, I bet you could make a killing of that on pay-per-View.
1 Infidel6 2020-02-11
The autistics will win. Their brilliant strategy is well under way.
Where you see a transwoman, I see a trojan horse.
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1 kelbeen 2020-02-11
i seriously hope twitter users, specifically “stan” accounts, tie a rainbow flag around their necks prance around Mecca
1 -M-o-X- 2020-02-11
How do you ruin a character whose only quality is running fast? Does he not run fast?
2 wow___justwow 2020-02-11
he drops a hard G faggot (i wish)
1 BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-02-11
Hard R n word
1 M_Messervy 2020-02-11
As an adjective too, which didn't really make sense but he is a hedgehog.
1 MostPin4 2020-02-11
🅱️igger
1 M_Messervy 2020-02-11
As opposed to the soft G, French pronunciation.
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1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-11
Friendly reminder that videogame movies and comic book movies are both for infantile pornsick manchildren who are going bald and can't wipe their own asses.
1 _Ensanglante 2020-02-11
Friendly reminder that hating people for liking media is rightoids version of moral grandstanding
1 pol__invictus__risen 2020-02-11
I don't hate the mentally disabled, I just look down on you with scorn and contempt.
1 _Ensanglante 2020-02-11
Thanks for proving my point faggot
1 smol_pony 2020-02-11
only faggots call people faggots checkmate
1 _Ensanglante 2020-02-11
Well I do like trussy and Im a dramatard so...
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1 FalcoSmoothie 2020-02-11
Jesus christ
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-02-11
I took my husband, boyfriend and our 2 sons to go and see #SonicMovie and was appalled to hear homophobic slurs used throughout the movie! Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was showing in the next room and my family had a much better experience!
1 BioticAsset_VEGA 2020-02-11
Sonic says the n word
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1 ArlenBilldozer 2020-02-11
I've went from this shit is retarded to laughing at it to back and then back again so fast I think I need to take motion sickness pills.
1 hackfraud30011999 2020-02-11
Wtf i’m watching it twice now
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-02-11
Based and Sonicpilled
1 CavernousFailure 2020-02-11
Anyone who "stans" anything needs to be put to the wall. I'm embarrassed to know what that word means.
1 NMJ87 2020-02-11
This shit looks like AstroTurf, what the fuck
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-11
The level is astroturfing these says is becoming downright kafkaeque.
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1 closedshop 2020-02-11
The scene where Sonic speedruns a school shooting was a little on the nose I think.
1 I_will_bum_your_mum 2020-02-11
It's like Raimiposting except negative. Why do foids have to ruin everything?
1 rakrakaon 2020-02-11
I thought this had come out already and flopped.
1 FUCKYOURITALIN 2020-02-11
this is an ad for sonic
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1 Moshxpotato 2020-02-11
“My brother says we should all be gay and do crime!”
sips jalapeño milk