Sonic Movie gets cancelled for homophobic slurs

1  2020-02-11 by KaaraRaven

78 comments

The 9/11 Vore Conspiracy argues that the twin towers were not hit by planes externally. Instead, planes were built inside the towers, and continually inflated which eventually caused a collapse.

The anonymous theorist, reviewing footage of the 9/11 attack, stops the footage numerous times to point out "weak zones" of the town that gave in as a response to the increasing weight of the internal aircraft.

He highlights areas in the footage that portray people and objects being violently thrown out of the windows with force, as well as small billows of steam and fire, happening at the lower floor levels of one of the towers.

"Look at this shit. You're telling me there's just random ass explosions going on? Down here? We ain't even remotely close to where the plane collided. Bull fucking horse shit.'

The theorist explains that the planes were built by "crazed U.S. government scientists who watched too much Doctor Who, it was like that of a real life TARDIS experiment".

"They built these massive towers, for what? Business? Hell nah, have you seen the economy pre-9/11? It was shit. We didn't have the money nor energy for no goddamn tower of that size, and definitely not two."

We asked why the experiment would take place in the middle of a city as crowded as NYC. The theorist responded:

"It's hidden in plain sight. NYC's got all the resources in the world, right at your disposal. Nah, seriously man, look at these streets, there's a fuckin' garbage pile up just down the road. You know what kind of technology you can find in these piles? There's some fuckin' money to be made. Plus you get to make a nationwide scare if your experiment fucks up, and publicity means more money. They had all to gain and nothing to lose."

The theorist explains that any and all footage taken inside the Twin Towers pre-9/11 was simply simulated, props, or illusion. Footage of NYC recorded in a position respective to which the twin towers overlooked, was created via a clever series of mirrors originally sourcing from the "432 Park Avenue" building.

The theorist claims that any and all footage of the planes are "so fake, it's laughable", he states: "Nobody saw any planes... not in real life. Outside of what the TV stations would tell you, not a single soul saw an actual, physical plane hit the buildings. Hell, you could ask everyone in New York today, you won't find a single person who saw a plane."

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I kinda hope there actually are homophobic slurs in Sonic, good for dramacoin

Any adult Sonic the Hedgehog fan should copy Chris-Chan and wear a yellow medallion, so that normal people can keep a hygienic distance.

If there are racial, homophobic and transhophobic slurs I'll watch it twice in theaters

There's a joke somewhere about Sonic being fast and speedrunners being trans but I'm too retarded to figure it out

I want to make a joke about trans fats being unhealthy but I don't have an audience. Wish I was a celebrity, then I could tweet this joke so I could be cancelled.

Trans fats kill you. trans fags kill themselves.

speedrunners speed through life just like sonic!

Gotta rope fast!

Sonic, speed running, and trannies are all intimately related with autism.

Gotta go fast = suggesting trans to kill themselves faster

Two screenshots taken from the new Sonic movie.

The movie is pretty good! Right before the climax, sonic just stops, looks dead-pan into the camera, and says:
"hey kids, did you know that despite making up only 6% of the population, Male niggers are responsible for over 50% of all crime, and nearly 90% of violent crime? So remember, if you see any negroes, you gotta go fast and get away from them before they murder you!"

This but unironically

All you gotta do is look to the gaymers for QQing "homophobic slur" drama:

https://www.reddit.com/r/gaymers/comments/f230bd/ah_steam_usernames_how_this_isnt_autoflagged_i/

Chimney Dumper is actually quite a good nickname for guys tbqhwyf

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I want to see sonic go fast to commit hate crimes.

Sonic go fast to the polls!

My local cinema is providing autism-friendly screenings for Sonic, and I think that just about sums it all up.

Wtf does that mean? Dedicated tard-wrangler in every row or what?

Tbh it's probably just a normal screening but Sonic is inherently autism friendly.

Lights on, volune reduced, no trailers sounds great. The volume is always way too loud at my theater and trailers go 15 minutes into the showing time

That's why you buy the ticket then show up to the cinema 15 minutes late.

Also those things sound fun until you realize you're in a screening filled with literal Sonic autists

You can never consistently guess how long the trailers are though.

And yeah sonic fans are autistic by default so no surprise there

You sort of can though, they're always between 15-25 mins, and almost always about 20.

It seems really unwise to have a bunch of autistic people together in a confined space like a movie theater, especially people who are actually, literally autistic enough become Sonic fans who require specialized movie screenings. One person's stimming behaviour would be all but guaranteed to constitute a trigger for at least five other people in the room, and that could turn into a vicious cycle very fast.

But it would be funny

So you admit to being autistic?

Gotem

...Shit maybe I'm autistic

Autistic people aren't retarded. The vast majority of autistic people deserve for neurotypical people to make an effort to come to an understanding about real autistic people.

Lol, there's unironically a real correlation between Sonic fans and autism.

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Wait actually? If you could tell me the theater without doxxing yourself pls do

I used to work at one of those trampoline places in high school and we had retard hours about once a month. shit was cash

Bwahahahahah im autiatic and im going to love the slurs

  1. A lot of movie theaters provide autism-friendly screenings due to the sound and lights having the potential to be difficult for autistic people to enjoy.

  2. Autistic people aren't whatever stereotype you seem to think.

Foids finally get their all-foid capeshit team up movie and it's getting dunked on by a retarded hedgehog lmao

Autists vs Foids. Whoever loses we still win.

right attitude mydude, wanna gamble on it? you gotta go with autism, foids can't cope with those power levels

Of course autism is winning this. Sonic is the OG autism icon. Some foids might force their BFs to take them a 2nd time to see Birds of Prey but Sonic fans are probably seeing every showing on a specific day.

Tard strength vs. Harpy screeching, I bet you could make a killing of that on pay-per-View.

The autistics will win. Their brilliant strategy is well under way.

Where you see a transwoman, I see a trojan horse.

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i seriously hope twitter users, specifically “stan” accounts, tie a rainbow flag around their necks prance around Mecca

How do you ruin a character whose only quality is running fast? Does he not run fast?

he drops a hard G faggot (i wish)

Hard R n word

As an adjective too, which didn't really make sense but he is a hedgehog.

🅱️igger

As opposed to the soft G, French pronunciation.

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Friendly reminder that videogame movies and comic book movies are both for infantile pornsick manchildren who are going bald and can't wipe their own asses.

Friendly reminder that hating people for liking media is rightoids version of moral grandstanding

I don't hate the mentally disabled, I just look down on you with scorn and contempt.

Thanks for proving my point faggot

only faggots call people faggots checkmate

Well I do like trussy and Im a dramatard so...

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Jesus christ

I took my husband, boyfriend and our 2 sons to go and see #SonicMovie and was appalled to hear homophobic slurs used throughout the movie! Luckily #BirdsOfPrey was showing in the next room and my family had a much better experience!

Sonic says the n word

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I've went from this shit is retarded to laughing at it to back and then back again so fast I think I need to take motion sickness pills.

Wtf i’m watching it twice now

Based and Sonicpilled

Anyone who "stans" anything needs to be put to the wall. I'm embarrassed to know what that word means.

This shit looks like AstroTurf, what the fuck

The level is astroturfing these says is becoming downright kafkaeque.

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The scene where Sonic speedruns a school shooting was a little on the nose I think.

It's like Raimiposting except negative. Why do foids have to ruin everything?

I thought this had come out already and flopped.

this is an ad for sonic

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“My brother says we should all be gay and do crime!”

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