Behold, the TRUE patron saint of /r/drama

1  2020-02-14 by Epicman93

18 comments

If I ever see you in real life I'll fucking make you eat cement. You got that, bitch? If it wasn't your mom coming downstairs to the basement each night to bring you a plate of chicken tenders, you would be dead with droll running into the cracks of your cheeto dust covered keyboard. I bet you weight about 400 pounds and have a string tied to your dick you use so you can piss. The fact you have to keep making new accounts suggest you need a new hobby. Stop being a piece of shit troll and find something creative to do. You only have so much time left before your arteries clog and Coonrod lowers your 2000 pounds casket into the ground with a fucking crane.

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There is a line, snappy, that I find you often cross. This is not one of those times

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COPE fattie

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delet this

I more partial towards the saint of Centrism Pizzashill

He’s more of the saint of long posting.

RIP

I've spent close two two hours analyzing this photograph at the bit level, and I'm suspecting that something has been modified from the original. For one, the pixels abrubtly change color and are not smooth in some areas. I'm not an expert, but I am a genius.

Two-- the gentleman in the portrait is wearing glasses; did they even have glasses back then? And no, not glasses for drinking.

Three-- the most damning- is why would Chad ever be a saint? Everyone knows Chad is fucking Stacey. That sorta goes against the whole Catholic following, or whatever.

I think this document has been modified, and I intend to get to the bottom of this.

St. Lawlzcel

this is what i expected when i clicked on the other one

no.

Reason Biden lost, huh? You'll be first against the wall (to be sniffed and caressed) dog faced pony soldier.

ponys rise up