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You gotta do it like you would your emails. Check them right after you wake up and spend a half hour responding to them all. Then you don’t look at your emails all day and if anyone asks why you’re not responding to an email remind them it’s 2020 and you’re on slack, WhatsApp and texts are still a thing to imply they’re a dumb ass boomer who’s past his prime and no matter how many women he dates he will never find love like he did with his first wife but she’s gone now and you know this because you and her talk in DMs on Instagram.
I generally agree but that post shouldn't have 3k upvotes in the first place.
So what you get is a severely goofy looking motherfucker attention-posting and then a bunch of redditors coping on his behalf when the flies are inevitably drawn to the shitpost.
So what you get is a severely goofy looking motherfucker attention-posting
Maybe it's because it's the only way for them to get positive attention. I just find myself to dunk on him. He's not a deranged Chapo he's just some Bernie Fan.
Shit that's almost me. I unironically have severe PTSD and probably some brain damage but I'm not that retarded. I have a history of severe head trauma and I've been drinking since 10 AM and I still don't think I'm that retarded.
Forget about shops. Literally all he would have to do is close his mouth so those hideous snaggleteeth stop being visible. That alone would seriously make this photo less awful.
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6 piouou 2020-02-16
/r/average_redditor
5 Spysix 2020-02-16
greasy dirty glasses
broken teeth
living in a shit shack
Yup, thats a bernie bro alright...
4 OnAPartyRock 2020-02-16
LOL this dude is throwing shade at Rudy for his shitty teeth.
3 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-16
3 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
Finally you post and it makes sense
2 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-16
We need more Bernie posts, there's plenty of Bussychug and (((him))) but not enough Bernie.
3 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-02-16
How do you textualize the sound of vomit hitting pavement
3 Mayos_side 2020-02-16
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2 reebokpumps 2020-02-16
This is the person who calls you a fat loser on Reddit
11 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-16
Hypocrisy doesn’t actually make him wrong.
6 Zozbot 2020-02-16
zoz
6 Zozbot 2020-02-16
zle
5 Zozbot 2020-02-16
zozzle
3 kermit_was_wrong 2020-02-16
o hai
5 Lysis10 2020-02-16
Also that literal retard probably calls people slurry autistic.
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2 Supreme-Shitposter 2020-02-16
Im guessing free health care covers dental.
2 kittendispenser 2020-02-16
I am ashamed of being a berniecel.
2 Babinx 2020-02-16
This is some mean.
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-16
Wasnt asking you, cretin.
Let me speak in your language of Cretin Retardian. Im a bit rusty. I haven't fully grasped your language.
Ok...ahem
Darrrr dyurrr wewoo wewoo wavaba nyarn wohoo wohoo waaaaaaa durrr durhhhhhh duhhhh
For people who arent Cretin Retardians, that translates to:
Go fuck your Dad's dick hole like the good little sperm you are
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1 onafriday 2020-02-16
Wtf even is that thing?
3 Shubard75 2020-02-16
It's a beanie.
2 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-16
1 goldfish_memories 2020-02-16
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-02-16
Sounds like a decent novelty account name! Cant believe no one grabbed that yet.
5 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-16
2 duckraul2 2020-02-16
The reason your insurance premiums are so high
0 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
Don’t make fun of me bro. #FEEL THE BERN
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-16
I don't like making fun of ugly people. I feel bad for them and hope they find an ugly woman to spend their life with.
3 Lysis10 2020-02-16
I was trying hard not to comment on the looks but that's at least 5 yikes from me, dawg.
2 clubby789 2020-02-16
I don’t like it either. What I do like is making fun of people who have no idea how to take photos
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
Brother, you are back!
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-16
It's good to be back. 🤗
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-16
How long was your ban?
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-16
Wasn't banned just busy.
2 fernguts 2020-02-16
Busy with bussy?
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-16
Awww
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-16
But now I'm back in all my autistic glory.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-16
You gotta do it like you would your emails. Check them right after you wake up and spend a half hour responding to them all. Then you don’t look at your emails all day and if anyone asks why you’re not responding to an email remind them it’s 2020 and you’re on slack, WhatsApp and texts are still a thing to imply they’re a dumb ass boomer who’s past his prime and no matter how many women he dates he will never find love like he did with his first wife but she’s gone now and you know this because you and her talk in DMs on Instagram.
5 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-16
Would you like to tell a story grandpa?
2 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2020-02-16
I’m not the old man in this scenario
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1 Infidel6 2020-02-16
I generally agree but that post shouldn't have 3k upvotes in the first place.
So what you get is a severely goofy looking motherfucker attention-posting and then a bunch of redditors coping on his behalf when the flies are inevitably drawn to the shitpost.
1 Tzar-Romulus 2020-02-16
Maybe it's because it's the only way for them to get positive attention. I just find myself to dunk on him. He's not a deranged Chapo he's just some Bernie Fan.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
Those are the same thing
1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-02-16
Same. Fat people, however...
1 longlivemrwolf 2020-02-16
I am straight up stealing this joke.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-02-16
But until they accept that that is their fate, they need you to firmly remind them of it.
1 NumerousEvent 2020-02-16
That's Ronald Jenkees's retarded brother.
1 Barkasia 2020-02-16
Already got a head start on eating the rich, I see.
3 longlivemrwolf 2020-02-16
Lmaooooo those fangs
1 istural 2020-02-16
I can see why socialism appeals to him.
11 AnnArchist 2020-02-16
Redistribute all the Stacy's
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-02-16
La Creatura del Norte
1 loldongzer 2020-02-16
Friendly reminder he is into politics and plan to run for office. Get ready to cope over the awesome guy.
1 Woolgun 2020-02-16
He like the fat cumtown host after 3 generations of inbreeding
2 LeEbinBost 2020-02-16
So just the fat cumtown host?
1 MotherfuckingWax 2020-02-16
I'm taking bets on whether that's an umbrella or cane handle in the background.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
The good bet would be a cane. Many Bernie bro’s are “disabled” neets
3 MotherfuckingWax 2020-02-16
Shit that's almost me. I unironically have severe PTSD and probably some brain damage but I'm not that retarded. I have a history of severe head trauma and I've been drinking since 10 AM and I still don't think I'm that retarded.
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1 relativelyjewish 2020-02-16
Watch as redditors try to be supportive to a fat ugly r-slur acting like a MAGA meme by talking to him like a child wearing a Winnie the Pooh costume
1 RochelleH 2020-02-16
That's satire...isn't it?
1 TheFoolAndTheWorld 2020-02-16
Awww he looks extra special
1 Putin-Nanny 2020-02-16
These are the guys that rip on the MAGAs for being soys.
0 clubby789 2020-02-16
How can anyone take a picture like that and go, ‘Yeah, this. This is my angle’
4 Fletch71011 2020-02-16
I don't think Photoshop could save this guy from any angle unfortunately.
3 Can_The_SRDine 2020-02-16
Forget about shops. Literally all he would have to do is close his mouth so those hideous snaggleteeth stop being visible. That alone would seriously make this photo less awful.
3 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
Sorry you don’t know what a chad Bernie bro looks like.
2 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-16
is that thing male though?!? could be a wendy
3 Putin-Nanny 2020-02-16
I see a girly bag and of course a cane.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
1 ThinkingOnce 2020-02-16
With fat people you never know.
1 shitpersonality 2020-02-16
Fat people like a box of chocolates.
8 DontAshOnTheDog 2020-02-16
They'll make your car interior sticky on a hot day
3 Platycel 2020-02-16
Not human.
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1 BallSeamstress 2020-02-16
Mf look like the guy from the mucinex commercial
3 aqouta 2020-02-16
That is his angle.
2 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
8 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-16
That’s right. Stay in your echo chamber. Never stray too far from the cult.
2 FrostBittenSalsa 2020-02-16
ONE OF US
3 BurgerLaowai 2020-02-16
It’s different when your cult makes fun of others.
1 SaveUsUncleTed 2020-02-16
I dont know, I think the trash bag with clothes in the background really sells this, the photo would have missed something if it wasnt there.
1 Kaiser-romulus 2020-02-16
The wood paneling in what looks like a double wide is a nice touch as well.
0 6r15movement 2020-02-16
Living my life I sometimes forget why faith is so important for the masses
Ty for the reminder