"It is obscene to sexualize prebuscent girls and boys." [-65], 91 children. Guess which sub.

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Damn, you know what?

You caught me. You flat-out caught me. It's time to come clean.

Let me tell you a little bit about how I go through my day, which is also how literally every other moderator goes through theirs.

I wake up in my dingy, unwashed bed (which is covered with suspicious stains), then immediately scream for my mother to come downstairs and tell me that I’m a special boy. Once I feel sufficiently better than everyone else, I log in to Reddit, where I go through all of the top-secret communiques that I receive from whichever political party you personally dislike. Having accepted my marching orders, I motivate myself by going to town on my own backside with an anime-style figurine; a doll which looks vaguely like the world leader you most abhor. Then it’s time to get to work.

Pushing a narrative which irritates you – yes, specifically you – is obviously my first priority… but if a totalitarian regime which controls another country, religious group, or corporation has sent me enough money, I take whatever steps I can to promote or censor anything that’s even tangentially related to what they’ve highlighted for me. If the entity in question also happens to have a very small minority stake in Reddit (or if one of the site’s executives has rumored ties to their organization), then I make sure to publicly fellate them whilst simultaneously denying their influence. The more sucking that I do, the more cash I receive!

Mind you, I don’t actually spend any of that loot, because moving out of my parents’ basement would mean that I wouldn’t get that crack-of-noon ego-stroking anymore. No, rather than using those ill-gotten gains to improve my lot in life, I sculpt them into life-size (and anatomically correct) sculptures – using copious amounts of my own neck-sweat as glue – of the various public figures whose actions or perspectives anger you.

Anyway, once I’ve made certain that my corrupt overlords are pleased, I start looking for ways that I can ruin individual users’ days. Randomly removing posts (and then pretending that they were in violation of some invisible rules) is the only way that I can become aroused, after all, and I need to stand at my full, massive two inches if I’m going to be able to reach myself past all of my stomach fat. Having come to attention, I put on my self-pleasure hat – which is a trilby, of course – and start banning people who disagree with my opinions.

Those opinions having been carefully structured to go against yours, of course.

It’s time for a break by that point, so I spend an hour or three lecturing my waifu body-pillow about a given social trend that makes people (again, specifically you) upset. She’ll usually offer some kind of counterargument, which means that I need to throw an impotent tantrum. Whenever that happens, my only solace comes by way of somehow abusing my awesome Internet powers, typically while gorging myself on junk food, soda, and heaping handfuls of straight-up lard. Don’t ask me how that abuse actually manifests, though, because I’ll silence all of the remarkably insightful questions that you send my way. The thing is, I’ve never heard any of them before... and since my hidden masters haven’t told me how to respond, my only option is to screech at my computer monitor as I wildly flail around.

Those eight seconds of exertion tend to bring me pretty close to unconsciousness, so I have to completely ignore the communities that I govern for a while, thereby allowing a multitude of posts and comments to go through unchecked. Fortunately, they’re only ever submissions which you (once more, specifically you) find distasteful, so it still counts as a victory. At the same time, though, if you try to submit anything – especially if it’s entirely adherent to those invisible rules that I mentioned earlier – I’ll wheeze my way back into a semi-upright position for just long enough to mete out another completely unwarranted ban.

Finally, once all of that is done, I kill myself, frequently by dying in a fire. Getting the suggestion to do so dozens (or even hundreds) of times a day just proves to be too much for my utterly unfathomable intellect to handle, so I eventually succumb to the sweet embrace of death.

Besides, it’s the only way that I can get to sleep at night.

TL;DR: You don’t need to read this, because you’ve already decided that you know it all.

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The same people that reee about underage trannies dancing at pride parades for money, jerk their meat to child rape cartoons. Maybe Desmond should just identify as 9000 year old dragon.

Is everyone on the bottom half of the political compass a pedophile?

Does Kaara eat roadkill?

Does Kaiser say the gamer word?

On the political compass*

Everyone but the centrists 😎

Ok but let's talk about the real issues here:

got your tix for the north american tour?

Which one?

Any of em. I got feuerzone tickets for the Montreal show.

Noice. I’m going to Philly.

Chad Feuerzone or virgin GA?

GA, doch werde ich vielleicht bei StubHub ein Tschad werden.

Oof. Good luck.

Also I had no idea you were a poutine person.

Oh, Rammstein! Ja, ich habe mein gekauft.

remember when they ruined the life of that sweet woman that worked at Nintendo for saying the Japanese have different cultural views than Americans?

Then these evil fucks basically use her arguments for being pro-child porn after they ruin her career and out her as a sex worker

Wait, when did they do that?

like 5 years ago, it was pre-trump. they got kevin smith's charity involved and everything

Oh wow, I knew they always were a bunch of mean-spirited little shits so I guess I shouldn’t be too surprised.

I fail to see the problem with a pedo getting lynched by other pedos

Imagine expecting me to actually read that shit.

Yeh that dissertation she wrote on the sexual aptitude of 12 year olds had nothing to do with it or anything

Who is (((they)))?

that sweet woman

Hhahhahaha she got fired for her thottery. Dumb nigga

Lmao that lady was unironically defending loli shit on cultural relativism grounds

Also teasing nintendo-themed naughty pics from her public account identifying her as a Nintendo employee, totally just some misunderstanding that got her ass fired

Anarchists don’t believe in age of consent either, right?

They get really uncomfortable when you ask them about this. I'm serious, there might be no other topic that they enjoy discussing less. Just go over to /r/anarchism and ask them, you'll see.

Okay I asked lol. I will report back.

Push a bit harder, bring up sex offender registries.

They refuse to answer lmao.

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They banned me. Not very anarchist of them tbh

we won't have the police, we'll have Communal Peacekeepers

we won't have corrupt, elected, power hungry leaders, we'll have perfectly ambivalent, non-ambitious, elected Community Leaders.

we won't have thought crime, we'll have an ideal society where everyone accepts each other because we all think the same

the only anarchists that have realistic goals are anprims, because at least they have the balls to say "yeah, we're gonna be dirt farmers, so?"

Based and 1495-pilled

They're like uncle theodore, which helps

1495, the year it ended for Nahuatlcels

going more for the real 14 words and the year Sheikh Ted published it through his unconventional marketing campaign

based, I thought it was a Teddy reference but wasn't sure

I respect Ted's commitment to his cause, but all anprims get the wall. Then they get rendered into nutrient paste for the worker drones.

Their general lack of answers for literally anything in the micros of society drove me away from the ideology.

Now Nazbols, they have an answer for (((everything))).

Anarchism is a meme ideology if I've ever seen one

Just going back to start up the foundations of the way things are now again: the ideology. Okay then lol

Based as fuck tbh

I can predict the future, we need to address this now.

What else is gonna happen to me nigger

sitewide ban probably

I’ve had that before and have come back

Hey admins, right here, we have one admitting to ban evasion.

In the future you're going to face criminal charges based on your internet posting history. This I fortell.

Nigga. This account has been banned and I come back lol.

Bullshit. I think you cut a deal with the admins to be their informant.

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Codeposting is cringe

posts in r/teenagers

why aren’t you banned?

Drew KaaraRaven porn to get approved

nigger

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You should ask not the morality but legality aspect of it. Ask them what should be the institutional arrengenments towards AoC and paedophilia.

They just didn’t answer and called me a nazi

Ask them if they support the IPLGBT community

They banned me lol

Same lmao

Not very anarchist of them tbh

The best part is that they absolutely refused to answer

So today we’ve learned that /r/anarchism refuses to denounce pedophilia.

Is anyone actually suprised?

Lol their number one priority was summoning the gamer word bot 🤖

You know who didn’t molest children?

Hitler, that’s who.

Big of true

OR DID HE?

people who oppose anime are literally hitler, because they both don't molest children.

They just want to fuck kids in peace, bigot.

Try and get them to describe an enforcement mechanism that doesn’t boil down to either “abolish hierarchies and pedophilia will disappear” or “lynch mobs.”

aoc?

Also, you were supposed to use an alt, you absolute madman. They’re going to stalk your history.

Lmao I don’t care about my post history.

But they do, and you want them to think you’re asking in good faith.

I don’t have any alts tho

Sure.

I really don’t lol

Ah, bummer. You should keep one or two ready to go, just as a precaution.

Reddit isnt that serious. Alts are for retards

They do, you all ready got nwordbot-ed

I don’t care what they care about lol

I think one of them is stalking you now, all of your recent comments were at 0, lmao

Lmao whatever. Let them waste their time doing that if they are that bussyblasted over being called out for being pedo lovers.

It's probably that nerdyanarchist fag. God I wish we could ping him.

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I’m apparently banned from there. I have no idea why. I really want someone to nwordbot me, because I know for a fact that my record is clean and it would be satisfying in a really petty way to disappoint someone like that.

The nigger tracker?

nigger

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Isn't anarchism the most teenager ideology ever? Anarchists have no concrete ideas, all they have is edgy contrarianism and throwing teenage tantrums about bosses and gods and whatnot

Teenagers are much to old for your average KiAcel

I asked as eloquently and in offensively as possible and got called a neo nazi and told to fuck off. So yeah, it’s clearly a pretty touchy subject.

Update: This dude is actively checking my profile to see my activity on this sub. So now that he’s reading this. What’s up dude? How’s the day going?

Am I your little nazi friend? 🥰🥰🥰🥰

We’re all little nazi friends 💕uwu💕

I can’t imagine anything more wholesome tbh

Hakim “Give the Boy a Bone In A Temporary Autonomous Zone” Bey doesn’t

There is no difference between libertarians and anarchists, you imbecile, you moron.

They can't help themselves, and they shouldn't have to. IPLGBT pride month is every month

Roll Tide

This is why anime should be illegal. No one should be debating why a 12 year old presenting, 12 year old acting, 12 year old like speaking cartoon character is 1000 years old. Ok maybe they’re 1000 years old but it would seem like they’ve only aged 12 years irl which makes you a fucking pedo weeb piece of shit who deserves nothing but spit. Being spat on for the rest of your miserable life you little bitch.

imagine getting this worked up over pervy nipponese cartoons

True, Hollywood does plenty of pedo baiting themselves, and has made an industry out of adult women acting like children

In truth we should toss them all into the fire instead of just the japs

Once again islam is right. Representing human is the issue.

Excuse me but this whole “hurr durr all anime is child porn” bit is stupid and wrong.

There was one anime back in the 1980s that didn’t even have any child porn at all.

It's about ethics in raping kindergarteners

91 children is what KiAcels believe they'll get after suicide bombing a women's march

الحمد لله رب العالمين

What’s the word for mixed lol and horror at the pedo teacher arguing that because he is sexually attracted to the children he teaches, therefore hentai is okay.

I just use emojis in these situations, like so: 😬

what the fuck happened to KiA? they weren’t always like this, were they?

I have no idea if they were always like this, but they’ve been obsessed with man’s natural right to jack it to kids for as long as I’ve been on Reddit. Saying “pedophilia is bad” is to them what saying the word “tranny” is to the SRDines.

Yea, pretty much

People got bored after Bullyhunters and left and continued to live their lives.

The "hardcore true believers" aka actual basement dwellers stayed because their lives are going no where and of course they moved to pedoshit and roughly around the same time, a lot of the jap pedo subs got banned. I guess there was enough userbase overlap that KiA became the new pedo sub.

That's 100% what happened. The real sign of the "movement", as it were, being over was that utterly lame debate with the SPJ over whether or not Stephen Totilo did a Very Bad Thing that ended in every industry professional saying "sure I guess", anti-GG calling in a fake bomb threat, and everyone who wasn't an autist terrified the women were gonna steal his tiddy games moved on.

Weebs love to remind us why they will never be joining the ranks of acceptable society, they really are like furries and troons with a slightly less offensive veneer. Just cannot severe their fandom from the degeneracy therein.

Anarchists on the other hand has always been the schizo creepy uncle in and out of prison of political movements. No shit they are all nonces.

I posted another KiA libertarian thread yesterday, and someone in that thread literally admitted that he has in-depth knowledge of lolicon hentai going back to the genre’s inception in the 1970s. He used this in-depth knowledge of kiddie porn to argue that the girl in the dirty manga he was defending wasn’t a “real” loli, because her breasts were too big or something. Even their attempts to “prove” that they aren’t pedos involve admitting that they’re pedos.

I pretty confidently guessed /r/drama

Have you seen Big Mouth? Anyway, it's a gray area with anime/cartoons, I'll agree but let the people consume what they will. The west usually changes the ages or, in the very, least we understand that there's a cultural difference as well. The creator of Rurouni Kenshin had child porn and was only given a fine for example.

So, am i right in saying that morally grey refers to when you do something morally evil?

Mayo foolishness.

Only europoors and bongs think poorly drawn cartoon girls should be illegal.

But only pedos get this angry when they are illegal.

As an american i hold dear the rights of all men to draw whatever degenerate shit they want. They can even fuck the paper if desired, but not actual kids.

Freedom of speech is a glorious thing.

Lol, I dont get why most free speech advocates have to be pedos. Why cant people be normal?

It’s related to /r/inceltears being full of weirdoes, or /r/weekendgunnit being colonized by MDEfugees. Plenty of people think incels are creepy and weird/own guns/want free speech, but when any of those things becomes a monomaniacal obsession there’s probably some deep pathology going on.

Lolibertarians are at it again