Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
it's pretty shocking because the character has not really been relevant in gaming since the shift to 3D became widely popular.
I'm not saying it's a masterpiece but it's a funny movie. I could watch it again. It would be perfect to take a nephew to see or something.
It's going to be really weird if Sonic becomes mainstream again because I remember even as a kid thinking that him being featured in Smash Bros. was Sega's last-ditch effort to keep him relevant. And that was what, like twelve years ago?
I'm really showing my 'tism here, but while Sonic in pop culture has faded out of relevance, Sonic in gaming still captures this perfect niche of obsessive 10-15yo's.
Like, all my friends in middle school liked Mario to some degree, but the ones that liked Sonic would be the type to post mashups of Sonic cartoons set to Evanescence on YouTube. That kinda shit. It's just inherently designed to hook people into the universe at the cost of less broad appeal.
You either don't care about Sonic at all, you doomerpost about the bygone 2D era, or you whack off to Sonic foot fetish art. There are no other categories.
The movie was so unbelievably bad that I left half way through. I could not believe the sheer audacity that some people have when believing the movie was good.
The shock of this comment made me put my balls in a clamp and squeeze just to make sure Iām not dreaming.
They must be disabled or something, didn't work on me. This is a pretty large oversight tbh. Valuable customers are not receiving services that have been paid for. I'd ask for a refund.
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1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-21
Bahahhaha. This is totally individualized. First of all. And people don't change, second of all. You should never ever ever get online and preach again. You don't understand reality at all.
People are the exact same they were 1000 years ago, you fucking psycho. People don't change kid. Grow the fuck up and stop whining so much. Your life is your fault. You've been given opportunity most everyone from the past 20,000 years could only dream of. You're a loser and we didn't do it. We tried to help. You did it. You are that
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1 ClementineChime 2020-02-21
He's been busy masturbating to Sonic
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-21
Shit do you think he has left the theater since its release
1 theworstever 2020-02-21
He's like 4% of the ticket sales.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2020-02-21
But 50% of the cum
1 BussyIsBetter 2020-02-21
Only after his release
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-21
unironically a fun movie tho
1 DannyLee90 2020-02-21
Fuck it. If it's got the MasterLawlz seal of approval, I'm seeing it this weekend.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-21
it's pretty shocking because the character has not really been relevant in gaming since the shift to 3D became widely popular.
I'm not saying it's a masterpiece but it's a funny movie. I could watch it again. It would be perfect to take a nephew to see or something.
It's going to be really weird if Sonic becomes mainstream again because I remember even as a kid thinking that him being featured in Smash Bros. was Sega's last-ditch effort to keep him relevant. And that was what, like twelve years ago?
1 DannyLee90 2020-02-21
I'm really showing my 'tism here, but while Sonic in pop culture has faded out of relevance, Sonic in gaming still captures this perfect niche of obsessive 10-15yo's.
Like, all my friends in middle school liked Mario to some degree, but the ones that liked Sonic would be the type to post mashups of Sonic cartoons set to Evanescence on YouTube. That kinda shit. It's just inherently designed to hook people into the universe at the cost of less broad appeal.
You either don't care about Sonic at all, you doomerpost about the bygone 2D era, or you whack off to Sonic foot fetish art. There are no other categories.
1 SgtViktorReznov 2020-02-21
Fuck the 2D era
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1 DirtyCrackHead69 2020-02-21
i wanna fuck u
2 MasterLawlz 2020-02-21
thanks
1 htmlcoderexe 2020-02-21
what about the pikachu movie? is that any good?
1 MasterLawlz 2020-02-21
It was alright
The effects were GREAT but the writing was only okay
1 htmlcoderexe 2020-02-21
My own impression was that all the funny parts were already in the trailer, and they created yet another fetish without realising it.
1 okka676767 2020-02-21
The movie was so unbelievably bad that I left half way through. I could not believe the sheer audacity that some people have when believing the movie was good. The shock of this comment made me put my balls in a clamp and squeeze just to make sure Iām not dreaming.
1 KaaraRaven 2020-02-21
He better come back or I'll start stickying the contents of my post history instead.
1 RedditIsFullOfBasics 2020-02-21
Last time your post history came up some boomer was doing a heckin' serious 'omg i hope they are not allowed near children' thing
Obviously anything that scares away boomers is based so I say do it
1 JanniesMad 2020-02-21
I mean I unironically hope nobody here is allowed anywhere near children, nothing boomer about that
1 charming_tatum 2020-02-21
I've volunteered as a football coach in the past and I coach with the special Olympics in the summer. The last one is actually how I found drama
1 SweatDrinker 2020-02-21
So youre going to sticky furry porn? That would be stupidly based
1 megafaggotron1986 2020-02-21
Start now
1 Enrico_Motassa 2020-02-21
Do it.
1 charming_tatum 2020-02-21
You shared something with me that was hella interesting, it was like a blurb about a mythical Japanese furry. Idk, it turned me gay tho
1 Kellere31 2020-02-21
Do it. I wanna coom while I browse drama.
1 Clean_lt_Up_Jannie 2020-02-21
Do you think lawlz stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he created?
1 boyoyoyoyong 2020-02-21
He's probably talking about Ben 10 years with his fellow prophet Muhammad right now
1 Mayos_side 2020-02-21
Muhammad is all like "lawlz my brother, I too have forseen four arms pile driving Gwen and our armies rejoicing."
1 AuntyAbortion 2020-02-21
Someone has probably bought one of those awards and banned him, if they work on jannies?
I'm worried about him. I'm a fan of his work.
1 Bummunism 2020-02-21
https://imgur.com/sjhn8vH.jpg
They must be disabled or something, didn't work on me. This is a pretty large oversight tbh. Valuable customers are not receiving services that have been paid for. I'd ask for a refund.
1 PuddingPopGoodnight 2020-02-21
The Better Buddy Bureau will be sure to hear about this š š¤
1 leva549 2020-02-21
If I ran reddit you would be able to ban any user you wanted for 1000 USD and any subreddit for 10 000 USD. You would make so much bank out of AHS.
1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-21
It has been a blessed week
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-21
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1 jewdanksdad 2020-02-21
Feel free to keep spending money on me, lololol
1 bussy_queen 2020-02-21
Based
1 MasterLawlzFan 2020-02-21
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1 fingerpaintswithpoop 2020-02-21
Iām sorry buddy š
1 cernbro 2020-02-21
perhaps something terrible is coming, something truly awful. Like 4 hour long video essay review of the sonic movie
1 charming_tatum 2020-02-21
He lost mad weight and he's chest deep in pussy
1 htmlcoderexe 2020-02-21
head or feet first?
1 fernguts 2020-02-21
Nipples