It's everyone else's responsibility to care for me, not my own.
Unironically if I ever get stabbed or something I'm just gonna patch myself up if I don't bleed out before I'm able. If I ever break a bone again I'm just gonna go buy a brace for like $30 instead of paying a doctor $3,000 to give me one. If I ever get a terminal illness I'm just gonna go rob a bank or two and throw wads of cash around downtown. Only reason I'd go to a doctor is dental work and maybe surgery. If people were tougher and stupider they'd just take my approach instead of going crying to a doctor for every little fucking thing. Maybe if people stopped being such simps for doctors and medicine doctors would be forced to charge more reasonable prices to get any clients.
These are the same people who cry when their doctor tells them to lose weight and then make a five page antidiet post about how weight has nothing to do with health.
Someone even said they wanted free personal trainers, forgive me if I'm wrong but I don't even think the most generous universal healthcare systems provide personal trainers unless you need physical therapy for an injury.
These people just want an excuse to be fat, to make it society's fault. "I'm fat because I don't have free healthcare/housing/education/food/personal chefs, give me those first then maybe I'll think about not being a fat lard"
Lol you can’t help fatties, I deal with them all day as a healthcare provider, they are worthless, fat drains on society with 0 self control who refuse to take any role in their own health. It’s always someone else’s fault their little sausage fingers stuff food in their gullet. Even with personal trainers I’ve seen fatties get fatter.
The best are the people who "totally started a diet, i swear" and then you look at their weight chart and see that they actually gained 10 lbs. You aren't tricking anyone, fat, and nobody has time for your games. The scale doesn't lie.
Dieting isn't even difficult. I was getting a little bit heavier than I'd like so I literally just stopped buying junk food like chips and whatnot, already lost 5 pounds in just a couple weeks. I'm not technically overweight anymore (180 pounds, 6' male) but I want to be super lean and eradicate my miniature man tits, so I'm aiming to lose like 15 more pounds. Won't be difficult.
Lol you can’t help fatties, I deal with them all day as a healthcare provider, they are worthless, fat drains on society with 0 self control who refuse to take any role in their own health. It’s always someone else’s fault their little sausage fingers stuff food in their gullet. Even with personal trainers I’ve seen fatties get fatter. If I get forced to cater to the fucking cows even more than I already have to I’m going into DMV worker mode. Make y’all bitches wait forever while sassing you’re for being a drain on society.
If we harnessed that energy we could start the most profitable company in the history of man. Thousands of workers toiling round the clock, for no compensation whatsoever...
if 80% of the population is overweight, and 40% is signifcabtly overweight, we have to start considering human beings are just bad at being around too much food. Which makes sense when you consider famine was the real killer for most of the history of life.
I think the biggest barrier to making big strides in this area are the public health idiots who think if they lecture people enough it will suddenly get better.
And the Europeans are still further back because they have spiking obesity rates, but they're too busy comparing themselves to America and feeling superior to realize they're not that far behind.
Pretty good take, a bit of a seriouspost at first but you brought it back when you called people who work in government ‘public health idiots’ and made fun of the europoors
It's not just the media though. A lot of dietitians are pushing Health At Every Size too. Here is a short list. Hmmm I wonder how two could be related though.
I have a wrist circumference of about 7.5 inches and have a BMI of 24.4. Wonder how that's possible. OP definitely isn't obese. Though I wonder if they know fat can grow on your wrist too...?
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5 Woolgun 2020-02-27
40% is truly an amazing, diverse statistic. Even r/science jannies are on their way to the 40%!
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-02-27
It's the best statistic
5 Neon_needles 2020-02-27
Nigga how is free docs going to make you less of a fatass?
3 MoistLanguage 2020-02-27
Someone's gotta pay for my heath insurance
2 GeauxHouston22 2020-02-27
boyoyoyong looks exactly like this except he's a strong as a silverback gorilla.
1 [deleted] 2020-02-27
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1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-27
It's everyone else's responsibility to care for me, not my own.
Unironically if I ever get stabbed or something I'm just gonna patch myself up if I don't bleed out before I'm able. If I ever break a bone again I'm just gonna go buy a brace for like $30 instead of paying a doctor $3,000 to give me one. If I ever get a terminal illness I'm just gonna go rob a bank or two and throw wads of cash around downtown. Only reason I'd go to a doctor is dental work and maybe surgery. If people were tougher and stupider they'd just take my approach instead of going crying to a doctor for every little fucking thing. Maybe if people stopped being such simps for doctors and medicine doctors would be forced to charge more reasonable prices to get any clients.
3 AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 2020-02-27
These are the same people who cry when their doctor tells them to lose weight and then make a five page antidiet post about how weight has nothing to do with health.
2 WeWuzKANG5 2020-02-27
No talk, just gibs.
2 fuckedupridiculant 2020-02-27
It's my lack of doctor that forces me to eat cheeseburgers for breakfast.
1 ironicshitpostr 2020-02-27
Let doctors proscribe fatties that’ll fix it
1 AlexJones_GayFrog 2020-02-27
Someone even said they wanted free personal trainers, forgive me if I'm wrong but I don't even think the most generous universal healthcare systems provide personal trainers unless you need physical therapy for an injury.
These people just want an excuse to be fat, to make it society's fault. "I'm fat because I don't have free healthcare/housing/education/food/personal chefs, give me those first then maybe I'll think about not being a fat lard"
1 UnderthebootofATSTIL 2020-02-27
Lol you can’t help fatties, I deal with them all day as a healthcare provider, they are worthless, fat drains on society with 0 self control who refuse to take any role in their own health. It’s always someone else’s fault their little sausage fingers stuff food in their gullet. Even with personal trainers I’ve seen fatties get fatter.
1 AlveolarPressure 2020-02-27
The best are the people who "totally started a diet, i swear" and then you look at their weight chart and see that they actually gained 10 lbs. You aren't tricking anyone, fat, and nobody has time for your games. The scale doesn't lie.
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-27
Dieting isn't even difficult. I was getting a little bit heavier than I'd like so I literally just stopped buying junk food like chips and whatnot, already lost 5 pounds in just a couple weeks. I'm not technically overweight anymore (180 pounds, 6' male) but I want to be super lean and eradicate my miniature man tits, so I'm aiming to lose like 15 more pounds. Won't be difficult.
1 UnderthebootofATSTIL 2020-02-27
Lol you can’t help fatties, I deal with them all day as a healthcare provider, they are worthless, fat drains on society with 0 self control who refuse to take any role in their own health. It’s always someone else’s fault their little sausage fingers stuff food in their gullet. Even with personal trainers I’ve seen fatties get fatter. If I get forced to cater to the fucking cows even more than I already have to I’m going into DMV worker mode. Make y’all bitches wait forever while sassing you’re for being a drain on society.
1 Bummunism 2020-02-27
That behavior is common in addicts before they get involved in group therapy. Basically, we need fatty court.
2 UnderthebootofATSTIL 2020-02-27
One day is Allah wills it
5 hyledog 2020-02-27
reminder: many fascist dictatorships had mandatory exercise programs
and commies either did the same or just starved their people
END THE MONSTER THAT IS LIBERALISM.
5 Thereal14words 2020-02-27
the industrial revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race
4 _Reason_Bernie_Lost 2020-02-27
Thousands of them
DO
IT
FOR
FREE
1 companyfry 2020-02-27
If we harnessed that energy we could start the most profitable company in the history of man. Thousands of workers toiling round the clock, for no compensation whatsoever...
1 D4rkd3str0yer 2020-02-27
/r/drama will singlehandedly revive the cotton industry
3 affectionateotter1 2020-02-27
Obesity is a Republican conspiracy to keep the social security trust fund solvent.
3 Msmit71 2020-02-27
wtf I love republicans now
2 wm20123 2020-02-27
if 80% of the population is overweight, and 40% is signifcabtly overweight, we have to start considering human beings are just bad at being around too much food. Which makes sense when you consider famine was the real killer for most of the history of life.
I think the biggest barrier to making big strides in this area are the public health idiots who think if they lecture people enough it will suddenly get better.
And the Europeans are still further back because they have spiking obesity rates, but they're too busy comparing themselves to America and feeling superior to realize they're not that far behind.
2 companyfry 2020-02-27
Pretty good take, a bit of a seriouspost at first but you brought it back when you called people who work in government ‘public health idiots’ and made fun of the europoors
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-27
/r/drama comment reviews
1 Putin-Nanny 2020-02-27
The same junk food was around in the 70s. It's our standards that have dropped since then. I wonder why though.
Check out this search. Just keep scrolling and scrolling
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=dumps+boyfriend+beer+gut
Now this one
https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=fat+shame+line+all+cupcakes
It's strange how those petty stories propagate all over the internet like that. Almost like it's propaganda.
Let's not forget this..
https://im.rediff.com/getahead/2018/aug/31tess-holliday.jpg
It's not just the media though. A lot of dietitians are pushing Health At Every Size too. Here is a short list. Hmmm I wonder how two could be related though.
https://twitter.com/FionaBodyPosAus
https://twitter.com/LindaBaconHAES
https://twitter.com/FionaWiller
https://twitter.com/MarciRD
https://twitter.com/judyanneswift
https://twitter.com/fyeahmfabello
https://twitter.com/Nadiac322
https://twitter.com/takeonEDs
https://twitter.com/Lucy_WellNow
https://twitter.com/LoriG
https://twitter.com/heatherdcRD
https://twitter.com/andrealala89
https://twitter.com/LauraCollinsLM
https://twitter.com/JessSprengleLPC
1 wm20123 2020-02-27
That's the kind of dedication I expect from a woman with bulimia. Or a man with bigorexia. Is this a cry for help and or steroids?
1 Putin-Nanny 2020-02-27
I just don't like seeing fat people. It's gross 😫
1 SnapshillBot 2020-02-27
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1 HerosEnd 2020-02-27
lol
1 clubby789 2020-02-27
I’m sure I read an article like this as some breaking news every month.
1 CantWakeUpJPG 2020-02-27
Friendly reminder that fatties aren't people.
1 UnderthebootofATSTIL 2020-02-27
Well luckily not for long, and not happy people
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1 YourGreatDarshFace 2020-02-27
Genuinely astonished that the figure is as low as 40%.
C'mon, burgers, those are rookie numbers!
1 Msmit71 2020-02-27
40% is for obesity, 80% is overweight.
1 Leakylocks 2020-02-27
Who the fuck are these scrawny slackers and why haven't we eaten them yet?
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-27
That means by not being fat you're in the top 20% of men. Thin incels (thincels) have finally achieved their dream.
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1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-02-27
Day of the spatula when?
1 TheColdTurtle 2020-02-27
Can I get some american fat transplanted into me? I really need it
1 Zozbot 2020-02-27
zoz
1 Zozbot 2020-02-27
zle
1 Zozbot 2020-02-27
zozzle
1 fbcc1233 2020-02-27
Slavery for mayos and niggas needs to be discussed in order to forcibly change these numbers. I'm willing to bet most of these fatties are women.
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-02-27
Just put down the fork. How is obesity even real?
1 Faeswordsman 2020-02-27
Yes, you're the size of a small cow because your bones are just that thick.
1 DOG_ORGASM 2020-02-27
I have a wrist circumference of about 7.5 inches and have a BMI of 24.4. Wonder how that's possible. OP definitely isn't obese. Though I wonder if they know fat can grow on your wrist too...?
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-02-27
this fucking country i swear
0 UnkillRebooted 2020-02-27
Amerifats are indeed fat. Oh my, who could have ever seen this coming?