He can aim much higher now, either as a lobbyist or consultant making boatloads of money or as a cabinet member if by some miracle the dems manage to win the election.
The Dems should be able to win this election. All of the polls say that this is objectively a very close race, the strong economy hasn't given Daddy the usual boost incumbents get, and that economy might not stay strong for as long as Daddy needs it to.
Of course, the Dems are the Dems, so watch them throw a pick when it's first and goal.
Trump has received more caucus votes at every state so far than every incumbent in the last 4 decades.
In just Iowa, Trump got 31,900 votes. Obama got 28,000 and Bush got 8,000. In New Hampshire, Trump got 129,400. Reagan got 80,000 when he was an incumbent before his re-election.
Those are huge numbers. If that isn't a bump, I don't know what you're looking at.
That primary surge shows that this election is going to be a popularity contest. Daddy is betting that his runaway popularity with the DDF will have a net positive effect against his general unpopularity.
So approval ratings have been accurate for every president until now have been significant indicators, but for Daddy every single poll is wrongety-wrong-wrong.
you're literally in a giant liberal bubble.
I don't live in rural squalor, which I know is what you mean by "liberal bubble." But most Americans don't live in the boonies either.
So approval ratings have been accurate for every president until now have been significant indicators, but for Daddy every single poll is wrongety-wrong-wrong.
Again. Look at the numbers of people showing up to vote for him. Bigger numbers than the "super popular greatest guy ever" Obama.
And those are at meaningless primaries. If you think the numbers are going to go down when it counts you need to get your head out of the sand.
And we haven't even talked about how much money he's managed to raise for the GOP:
Raised: $268,310,254
Spent: $215,793,677
Cash On Hand: $76,018,138
compared to the DNC:
Raised: $103,319,342
Spent: $101,870,052
Cash On Hand: $10,121,416
I'm not trying to be rude, but you're suffering some serious denial if you think all the Democrats need to do is just walk it across the goal line. They are in for one of the most historic defeats in American history.
If you think the numbers are going to go down when it counts you need to get your head out of the sand.
The question is by how much those numbers can go up.
They are in for one of the most historic defeats in American history.
I'm not denying the possibility of a narrow Trump win. The matchup polls in the states that matter are extremely close, at least against every serious Democratic contender.
You're the one who's predicting another Reagan-Mondale blowout, so let me be direct: where do you think all of these secret Trump supporters are hiding?
By the way, google "US population in 1984" and tell me what you dig up.
The question is by how much those numbers can go up.
It doesn't matter if they don't go up at all because as they are now they are unprecedented numbers.
I'm not denying the possibility of a narrow Trump win. The matchup polls in the states that matter are extremely close, at least against every serious Democratic contender.
where do you think all of these secret Trump supporters are hiding?
What secret Trump supporters? They're showing up at the voting booths. I just gave you all the numbers.
Don't be stupid. This is objectively false. If "they don't go up at all" that will mean that nobody joined the GOP primary voters, and if that is the case then Trump can't win.
They're showing up at the voting booths.
They're showing up at the voting booths because Trump is campaigning unusually hard. No previous incumbent who didn't face a credible challenger has campaigned as ferociously as he is at this stage. Notice that Iowa and New Hampshire are swing states? That's why his team is campaigning as if Bill Weld were a credible threat. He wants momentum in the states where it matters.
This is a reincarnation account that I made after in like 2017 lol. I paid for my custom flair and I don't post anywhere but here, do you think I'm gonna give that shit up just because my username is a bit old?
You're just rolling down a hill of Ls at this point.
do you think I'm gonna give that shit up just because my username is a bit old?
I have no idea what you're going to do next. But it needs to be better than calling someone a boomer for using the word doot when it's literally your username.
The numbers of people showing up at the booths aren't predictions. The predictions was your facebook level take about the Democrats being at "first and goal" and how they might win it because "the polls" told you so.
Then you can whine about getting downvoted when that gets BTFO.
Funny how you accused him of being a "leftoid" when you support a dude Trump who even a bigger "leftoid" than Sanders is.
Fun Fact: Trump was a hard-core leftist until he ran in the Republican primary. He supports gun control, abortion, universal health care in his lifetime. Trump never vote Republican and support many Democratic politicians in his lifetime. It wasn't until Trump decides to ran for President he starts spouting Conservative beliefs.
Its because he had an actual theoretical primary opponent in Bill Weld, so Trump was forced to spend money on the primaries and ask people to go vote for him. That didn't happen during Obama or Bush.
The point is he spent money getting people to go out and vote for him. He did advertising and does constant rallies when previous presidents didnt do that. Its not a surprise he got more votes when thats an active campaign goal to get high primary votes.
He's going to become a lobbyist or a major consultant because he had one failed presidential bid? Are you feeling a little euphoric in this moment?
He's a flash in the pan. Completely propped up by the DNC and nothing more. Leftoids were saying the same earth shattering shit about Beto. Look where he is.
Why is he going to retire from the spotlight? He's 38 or whatever. Also, he's a mayor, not a congressman. He's got plenty of time and space to move upwards if he wants.
There's no need to retire from politics because of one failed presidential run. He can run for Congress and the Senate or plenty of other things.
Who's going to hire him to be a consultant when he's done basically nothing in the political world? Even Holder said it about Beto, "No one's going to hire a guy who's only accomplishment was a loss".
The difference is that Bootyjudge hasn't lost an election that (a) mattered AND (b) sane people thought he might win. Beto has lost an election that met both of those criteria.
No sane person thought that Pete was gonna be the nominee, by the way. Had he been the nominee, he would have gotten slaughtered in the general. Being gay is still a fatal political weakness in America outside of educated, professional-class, white or Asian bubbles. Everyone with half a brain knows that this is true.
Thank you for the request, reebokpumps. 1 of M_Messervy's last 1000 comments (0.1%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse. Their last comment there was on Feb. 10, 2020. Their total comment karma from /r/ChapoTrapHouse is -18.
Because Dementia Daddy got some good news in SC, so Plan A is back on, which means Plan B goes back on the shelf in the back of the medicine cabinet so Dementia Daddy doesn't have any distractions.
I mean if booty just started showing symptoms he has already infected everyone in the democratic primary. Scratch bernie and bloomberg. Biden will probably make it though, he was challenging people to push up contest like a month ago which implies a higher level of physical fitness than most people would believe.
Or both.
A demented presidential candidate challenging strangers to push up duels while on the other side a barely functioning ball of cocaine and cheeseburgers imitates cripples and spastics to the roaring applause of a tumultuous crowd..
It's gonna be glorious.
Why does it matter? The link works. Jesus christ don't you have something better to do? Society is literally on the verge of being ripped asunder by a plague of biblical proportions and here you are bitching about my formatting.
Oh wait you mean people who actually use the app? Fuck those people, that shit is gay as fuck. Zero sympathy. I will post my links like this from now just out of spite.
You are receiving this message because you posted in defense of Donald Trump. I no longer provide individual responses on this matter. It has been my experience that Trump supporters are universally incapable of accepting verifiable truths about him and, by extension, themselves, thus rendering discussion pointless and, therefore, a waste of time.
I wish you all the best in your ongoing battle with reality.
Let's be honest, the real reason he lost is that not a single person in the world could memorize or even pronounce 'Bootylegger' or whatever his surname is.
243 comments
38 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-03-01
The_Reason_Pete_Wins on suicide watch
58 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
FUCK
19 ConcreteAddictedCity 2020-03-01
https://i.imgur.com/FeuC04V.png
6 ManBearFridge 2020-03-01
Hey, I did that.
6 Obama_Brigade 2020-03-01
Why live?
17 snallygaster 2020-03-01
Time to put you out to pasture ππ«π€
4 automatic_cluck 2020-03-01
π₯wπ₯
4 LoliIsArt 2020-03-01
Just look at the flowers
12 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
Your reign of terror is over. Now forfeit your jannie card and resign in disgrace
5 -holier-than-mao- 2020-03-01
You sure you know what that word means, homie?
9 SJCards 2020-03-01
Cope and seethe.
7 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
It's over for petecels
6 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-03-01
don't worry bb he'll make a great midwestern senator/governor for the next 5-ish years and emerge as a party voice in the post-Trump era
10 snallygaster 2020-03-01
He can aim much higher now, either as a lobbyist or consultant making boatloads of money or as a cabinet member if by some miracle the dems manage to win the election.
14 byobombs 2020-03-01
Man Snally come on
8 snallygaster 2020-03-01
it's over
6 byobombs 2020-03-01
We lost two drama heroes tonight π
6 boobies675 2020-03-01
snally you old whore why don't you post kitty pics anymore
2 Chapocel 2020-03-01
Too busy defending Hilldo's honour.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
The Dems should be able to win this election. All of the polls say that this is objectively a very close race, the strong economy hasn't given Daddy the usual boost incumbents get, and that economy might not stay strong for as long as Daddy needs it to.
Of course, the Dems are the Dems, so watch them throw a pick when it's first and goal.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
Wut?
Trump has received more caucus votes at every state so far than every incumbent in the last 4 decades.
In just Iowa, Trump got 31,900 votes. Obama got 28,000 and Bush got 8,000. In New Hampshire, Trump got 129,400. Reagan got 80,000 when he was an incumbent before his re-election.
Those are huge numbers. If that isn't a bump, I don't know what you're looking at.
Oh. You look at polls.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
That primary surge shows that this election is going to be a popularity contest. Daddy is betting that his runaway popularity with the DDF will have a net positive effect against his general unpopularity.
That's the best we have.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
No, the best we have is the numbers at the ballot box and who people are voting for.
Those numbers tell me he isn't as unpopular as you CNNcels are led to believe. In fact, those numbers show him to be incredibly popular overall.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Nope.
Wrong again.
So approval ratings have been accurate for every president until now have been significant indicators, but for Daddy every single poll is wrongety-wrong-wrong.
I don't live in rural squalor, which I know is what you mean by "liberal bubble." But most Americans don't live in the boonies either.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
Again. Look at the numbers of people showing up to vote for him. Bigger numbers than the "super popular greatest guy ever" Obama.
And those are at meaningless primaries. If you think the numbers are going to go down when it counts you need to get your head out of the sand.
And we haven't even talked about how much money he's managed to raise for the GOP:
compared to the DNC:
I'm not trying to be rude, but you're suffering some serious denial if you think all the Democrats need to do is just walk it across the goal line. They are in for one of the most historic defeats in American history.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
The question is by how much those numbers can go up.
I'm not denying the possibility of a narrow Trump win. The matchup polls in the states that matter are extremely close, at least against every serious Democratic contender.
You're the one who's predicting another Reagan-Mondale blowout, so let me be direct: where do you think all of these secret Trump supporters are hiding?
By the way, google "US population in 1984" and tell me what you dig up.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
It doesn't matter if they don't go up at all because as they are now they are unprecedented numbers.
What secret Trump supporters? They're showing up at the voting booths. I just gave you all the numbers.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Don't be stupid. This is objectively false. If "they don't go up at all" that will mean that nobody joined the GOP primary voters, and if that is the case then Trump can't win.
They're showing up at the voting booths because Trump is campaigning unusually hard. No previous incumbent who didn't face a credible challenger has campaigned as ferociously as he is at this stage. Notice that Iowa and New Hampshire are swing states? That's why his team is campaigning as if Bill Weld were a credible threat. He wants momentum in the states where it matters.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
You're a retarded leftoid of the highest order.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Now you're being rude. Good. This is /r/drama, faggot.
You're still wrong though. I'm not a leftoid, and that's not what I've said ITT.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
Why do leftoids on the internet always deny being leftoids?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Why do rightoids on the internet think that everyone who isn't (a) a boomer or (b) a broke-ass hick is a leftoid?
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
As if all your takes in this thread haven't been boomer level nonsense about what the polls are saying.
And you're a leftoid because you walk, talk and quack like a leftoid.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Ok boomer
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
Look at your screen name. And look at you whining about them.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
This is a reincarnation account that I made after in like 2017 lol. I paid for my custom flair and I don't post anywhere but here, do you think I'm gonna give that shit up just because my username is a bit old?
ok boomer
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
I have no idea what you're going to do next. But it needs to be better than calling someone a boomer for using the word doot when it's literally your username.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Only if you read the tea leaves again and make another prediction
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
The numbers of people showing up at the booths aren't predictions. The predictions was your facebook level take about the Democrats being at "first and goal" and how they might win it because "the polls" told you so.
Then you can whine about getting downvoted when that gets BTFO.
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Careful, your hip isn't as flexible as it used to be.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
You have doot in your username and whined about getting downvoted on reddit. Boomer.
1 KingRuler07 2020-03-01
Funny how you accused him of being a "leftoid" when you support a dude Trump who even a bigger "leftoid" than Sanders is.
Fun Fact: Trump was a hard-core leftist until he ran in the Republican primary. He supports gun control, abortion, universal health care in his lifetime. Trump never vote Republican and support many Democratic politicians in his lifetime. It wasn't until Trump decides to ran for President he starts spouting Conservative beliefs.
-1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
Are you replying to shit from yesterday? What a fucking retard.
1 [deleted] 2020-03-01
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1 [deleted] 2020-03-01
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1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Also lol, every one of my recent comments ITT and elsewhere just went to 0 in like a minute. You actually went through my history, didn't you?
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
You think I give an actual shit about voting on your comments??
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
TDS is alive and well. Keep fighting the good fight. #KAG
1 KingRuler07 2020-03-01
Okay, let's look at the number of people that voted for tiny trump in 2016.
Trump: 62,984,828
Hillary: 65,853,514
Hillary got more votes than your "super popular guy" Donald Trump.
1 KingRuler07 2020-03-01
Says the dude living in a giant conservative echo chamber.
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-03-01
Its because he had an actual theoretical primary opponent in Bill Weld, so Trump was forced to spend money on the primaries and ask people to go vote for him. That didn't happen during Obama or Bush.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
And look at the turnout for an opponent that didn't even matter. Now think of the turnout for when it does.
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-03-01
The point is he spent money getting people to go out and vote for him. He did advertising and does constant rallies when previous presidents didnt do that. Its not a surprise he got more votes when thats an active campaign goal to get high primary votes.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
Cope.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Absolute astronomical levels of COPE that can be seen from space
1 OdysseusAtTroy 2020-03-01
Ok retard
1 [deleted] 2020-03-01
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0 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
He's going to become a lobbyist or a major consultant because he had one failed presidential bid? Are you feeling a little euphoric in this moment?
He's a flash in the pan. Completely propped up by the DNC and nothing more. Leftoids were saying the same earth shattering shit about Beto. Look where he is.
1 snallygaster 2020-03-01
That's typically what congressmen and failed presidential candidates do when they retire from the spotlight, yes
0 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
Why is he going to retire from the spotlight? He's 38 or whatever. Also, he's a mayor, not a congressman. He's got plenty of time and space to move upwards if he wants.
There's no need to retire from politics because of one failed presidential run. He can run for Congress and the Senate or plenty of other things.
Who's going to hire him to be a consultant when he's done basically nothing in the political world? Even Holder said it about Beto, "No one's going to hire a guy who's only accomplishment was a loss".
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
The difference is that Bootyjudge hasn't lost an election that (a) mattered AND (b) sane people thought he might win. Beto has lost an election that met both of those criteria.
No sane person thought that Pete was gonna be the nominee, by the way. Had he been the nominee, he would have gotten slaughtered in the general. Being gay is still a fatal political weakness in America outside of educated, professional-class, white or Asian bubbles. Everyone with half a brain knows that this is true.
1 sluggyjug 2020-03-01
What does any of that have to do with the fact that he's not going retire and become a high powered DC lobbyist or consultant?
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
I have a serious question, who even are you?
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
On what planet do you live? No one thought a fudge packing faggot would win.
1 fujiste 2020-03-01
learn to read faggot
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Go back to my post and try again.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Imagine effort reading on arrrh slash drama
1 twelve_forty_seven 2020-03-01
inb4 Bussy as VP for Biden
6 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-01
Sorry bro. Please don't delete yourself. You're my favourite mod
5 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
π€π€π€
Don't worry, I've got more
4 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
I'm telling the chadmins π‘
1 MikeStoklasa-cel 2020-03-01
M-more what? π³
6 slapdaddybaddy 2020-03-01
Can we get the_reason_trump_won to dab on this nigga?
2 LadyElectron 2020-03-01
Buttiwave can still win in 4 years
2 TheReasonBernieWon 2020-03-01
πππ
1 [deleted] 2020-03-01
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1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Are we going to see your real account back soon?
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
I haven't decided. I have a new alt that I'll probably use for a while
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
Given your other jannietorial duties, I suppose it makes sense to lay low until Birdfart abandons her crusade against us.
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
Oh it's not that. Even on Quietus I really only mop drama. I'm surprised the account hasn't been removed from a couple subs, frankly
25 The_Reason_Biden_Won 2020-03-01
11 SJCards 2020-03-01
Still wrong, but less wrong.
4 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
1 M_Messervy 2020-03-01
I look forward to seeing more of you in the future.
3 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Me too
1 reebokpumps 2020-03-01
Chapo?
3 ChapoDetected 2020-03-01
Thank you for the request, reebokpumps. 1 of M_Messervy's last 1000 comments (0.1%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse. Their last comment there was on Feb. 10, 2020. Their total comment karma from /r/ChapoTrapHouse is -18.
3 reebokpumps 2020-03-01
1 case of genital herpes is still 1 too many cases of genital herpes. Also thought I had to spell out βcheckβ too, donβt mean to call the bot.
1 M_Messervy 2020-03-01
Can I not hate the elderly and chapo without you up my ass, mom?
21 ClementineChime 2020-03-01
It's over for gimmick accounts.
10 THOT-AUDITOR 2020-03-01
it never even began
12 SJCards 2020-03-01
Local moderator discovers gimmick accounts are fickle.
5 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Still plenty of mileage for this one
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-03-01
I'm gonna outlive you.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Yours will last through the end of Reddit.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-03-01
I beg your pardon.
1 ClementineChime 2020-03-01
There will never be a shortage of Srdines who need canning. You're good.
1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-03-01
It warms my heart, hearing that my work is appreciated :)
5 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-03-01
Another Less-Funny Trump Meme Fails Again
4 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
He was never off it
1 [deleted] 2020-03-01
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19 ManBearFridge 2020-03-01
How did he drop before Warren?
33 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
Because he isnt a delusional white woman?
32 ajw51138 2020-03-01
She is a POC you shitlord.
12 slapdaddybaddy 2020-03-01
Just like every delusional white woman
4 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
Yeah a Piece Of Chit
3 Orbidorpdorp 2020-03-01
βPiece of crapβ was just sitting there you absolute retard.
1 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
Chit is funnier tbh. You gotta say it like a chollo
1 dootwthesickness_II 2020-03-01
lmao electionbettingodds.com is literally giving Mommy better odds of being the nominee than they are to Warren.
27 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-03-01
Elizabeth Warren is staying in to get the Bernie votes after the CIA uses their heart attack gun on him again and he finally croaks.
Also LOL : https://www.foxnews.com/politics/elizabeth-warren-declares-contested-democratic-national-convention-the-final-play
6 ManBearFridge 2020-03-01
Ahahaha
1 [deleted] 2020-03-01
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1 ticktockwarrior2 2020-03-01
You don't actually believe this right?
1 YungCamus 2020-03-01
let the man dream
11 AlveolarPressure 2020-03-01
Warren just got big PAC money bc some billionaire wants her to split the progressive vote
1 kinklefjoop 2020-03-01
Exactly this. Warren is a shill.
3 Nicky941 2020-03-01
Because Dementia Daddy got some good news in SC, so Plan A is back on, which means Plan B goes back on the shelf in the back of the medicine cabinet so Dementia Daddy doesn't have any distractions.
1 [deleted] 2020-03-01
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1 fernguts 2020-03-01
Because the creepy uncle offered him the veep spot if he did.
18 The_Reason_Klob_Won 2020-03-01
8 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
Fat (literally, sheβs fat) chance.
5 molested_by_clowns 2020-03-01
From all the gimmick accounts this is by far the less realistic
2 Giulio-Cesare 2020-03-01
F πππ
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-03-01
jannshits will approve this drivel but not my bernie won account π‘π‘π‘
2 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-03-01
Because the other accounts are ironic not fanatical.
1 WholesomeDrama 2020-03-01
sounds like niggas coping because they know hes the real winner and my account would be the most effective
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2020-03-01
More like we don't need any normie Reddit circlejerk shit in here.
Bad enough I have to see Sanders spam on half the posts on all.
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
Bernie will never win.
0 WholesomeDrama 2020-03-01
he's winning right now and will never stop
2 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
But what about the popular vote? Heβs losing that right now. No wonder he had to have the rules changed.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Because even unpaid Jannies know Bernie won't win
1 looxmaxing 2020-03-01
KLOB!
1 YungCamus 2020-03-01
lmao
1 watermark1917 2020-03-01
Lmao this didn't last long
14 BussyShillBot 2020-03-01
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10 smol_pony 2020-03-01
savage
9 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
Too soon bussy, too soon
12 KaaraRaven 2020-03-01
F to the only candidate that truly understands the allure of bussy. Our country is doomed. :<
11 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
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7 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
I warned you this account didn't have staying power
8 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
All things must pass. Not even bussy is forever
3 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
Trump is tho, 5 more years
1 Giulio-Cesare 2020-03-01
Keep the username. Bussy will rise again.
2 pepperouchau 2020-03-01
The homocracy is inevitable
1 The_Homocracy 2020-03-01
7 SJCards 2020-03-01
Furries get the wall either way.
12 Burnnoticelover 2020-03-01
Someone bought him off. Heβs gonna be VP or Secretary of State, I promise.
7 ManBearFridge 2020-03-01
Either Mike or Biden.
6 lolcows65 2020-03-01
I would guess Biden.
7 MyRushmoreMax08 2020-03-01
This probably means that all of the campaign cash from Pete's Fudge PAC is going into Biden's coffers now
10 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
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1 RBLXTalk 2020-03-01
lolz
2 Corporal-Hicks 2020-03-01
This is what I think is truly happening
11 heretobefriends 2020-03-01
Anonymous sources tell me he has contracted the coronavirus.
5 Yeetsauce100 2020-03-01
Wasnt there a thread somewhere speculating exactly this yesterday? Hasn't he been sick for like 3 days?
4 heretobefriends 2020-03-01
I would never burn a source like that.
4 Yeetsauce100 2020-03-01
Got one
reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/fala8g/pete_buttigieg_sick_cancels_several_florida_events/
Bro I think it's real
6 CosmoSucks 2020-03-01
Bernie just dies if he gets it right?
13 DangerNut 2020-03-01
Sen Sanders died months ago. His campaign is a psyops conducted by the DHS and BIG Pharma.
It's all in Q's latest release...
1 queerjihad 2020-03-01
Everyone always talks about big pharma but ain't nobody ever care about my homie lil pharma π₯π
2 Yeetsauce100 2020-03-01
I mean if booty just started showing symptoms he has already infected everyone in the democratic primary. Scratch bernie and bloomberg. Biden will probably make it though, he was challenging people to push up contest like a month ago which implies a higher level of physical fitness than most people would believe.
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-01
That, or rapidly advancing dementia
1 earthmustcomefirst 2020-03-01
Or both. A demented presidential candidate challenging strangers to push up duels while on the other side a barely functioning ball of cocaine and cheeseburgers imitates cripples and spastics to the roaring applause of a tumultuous crowd.. It's gonna be glorious.
1 _reason_biden_lost_ 2020-03-01
This.one
3 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
Do you not know how to link something?
https://www.reddit.com/r/China_Flu/comments/fala8g/pete_buttigieg_sick_cancels_several_florida_events/
-3 Yeetsauce100 2020-03-01
Why does it matter? The link works. Jesus christ don't you have something better to do? Society is literally on the verge of being ripped asunder by a plague of biblical proportions and here you are bitching about my formatting.
2 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
It doesnβt work. Itβs not a link. Have some consideration for mobilecels.
-1 Yeetsauce100 2020-03-01
I am literally on mobile and it works fine.
Oh wait you mean people who actually use the app? Fuck those people, that shit is gay as fuck. Zero sympathy. I will post my links like this from now just out of spite.
2 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
Imagine using a browser in current year + 5. Fag.
1 Costanzas_Wallet 2020-03-01
Imagine using http in current year + 6
1 clubby789 2020-03-01
Imagine not being able to read raw binary
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1 -OrganisedChaos- 2020-03-01
I use BaconReader and it works.
10 FearOfBees 2020-03-01
It's fucking OVER
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/01/us/politics/pete-buttigieg-drops-out.html?smtyp=cur&smid=tw-nytimes
It's funny if he wasn't gay he'd be the frontrunner.
11 MikeHuntIsAnAsshole2 2020-03-01
He always liked being a little behind π
4 YungCamus 2020-03-01
same with warren and being a woman :(
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-03-01
And a person of color
3 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
Heβs not gay. Just look at how he interacts with his βhusbandβ. Also he said he would take a pill to not be gay if it existed. #PetesNotGay
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-03-01
You have a serious knack for getting me seething, yet you put in so little effort. It really makes me wonder...
Why even live
1 AnnoyinTheGoyim 2020-03-01
Good question! I have no answer.
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2020-03-01
if anyone besides him, and maybe even him knew his policy- maybe
9 HauntedFurniture 2020-03-01
π΅ I can't remember if I cried
When Bussygieg dropped out to help Bide(n)
Something touched me deep inside
The day the bussy died π΅
8 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
π’7
2 DeathBahamutXXX 2020-03-01
That something was Peteβs penis
8 byobombs 2020-03-01
Nooooo ππ you cant do this Mayor Bussy nooooo
I was looking forward to a Daddy vs Bussy debate π now weβll never find out how heβd make fun of the fags
6 ArtisanalCollabo 2020-03-01
Bernie glassberg probably had his mossad agents offer him a tract of vacation property on the West Bank and a few billion sheckles to drop
5 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2020-03-01
As a manlet he should be used to rejection.
4 AlveolarPressure 2020-03-01
Gays are immune to manletism since they discovered the wonder of twinks
1 SupaDupaFlyAccount 2020-03-01
Are you saying manlet gays are always the lady in the relationship?
1 buddyboyhi 2020-03-01
manlet tops π
5 CopyNippyJoin 2020-03-01
The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.
2 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-03-01
Cope
1 pepperouchau 2020-03-01
The world was not yet ready, but that boy will usher in the homocracy when he grows up
4 RADIOBALLS 2020-03-01
Now which candidate will suck cock and eat ass and get fucked in the ass with cocks and eat cum
1 DaeshMeOutside 2020-03-01
Klob
1 RADIOBALLS 2020-03-01
Yes.
2 RADIOBALLS 2020-03-01
πππPete is goneπππ
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2020-03-01
Chapocheck
1 RADIOBALLS 2020-03-01
Nice try faggot. Klobuchar 2020
1 CMDR-FusionCor3 2020-03-01
Chapo?
1 ChapoDetected 2020-03-01
Thank you for the request, CMDR-FusionCor3. 0 of RADIOBALLS's last 248 comments (0.0%) are in /r/ChapoTrapHouse.
1 RADIOBALLS 2020-03-01
Eat cum and suck balls and get fucked in the ass by cock. The day I am a chapo is the day I off myself
2 Big_musk 2020-03-01
it's over for Homocels
2 ThroneshitterCOPE 2020-03-01
Lifefuel for stupidcels
2 icefourthirtythree 2020-03-01
Already got banned from r/Sandersforpresident for...
Saying Pete sucked
MODS!!!!!!
Why do these guys make it so hard to support the good guys?
2 cyberbeastswordwolfe 2020-03-01
And nothing of value was lost
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1 hyledog 2020-03-01
he must give Joe! his energy
1 6r15movement 2020-03-01
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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1 molested_by_clowns 2020-03-01
Gay but not forgotten πππ
1 Frostfright 2020-03-01
legit cant believe he dropped out this early
we're approaching the point where JEB! makes his entrance, as the dark horse of all our dreams
1 McFluff_TheCrimeCat 2020-03-01
Pete the cheat realized he couldnβt cheat all the way to president.
1 Eva_TryNotBeinRacist 2020-03-01
Lol why not just wait til after Tuesday
Edit: wait nvm, deep state still thinks joe has a chance so they're cutting him loose
1 NMJ87 2020-03-01
The day the bussy died was when Harvey Milk got killed
Pete ain't shit compared to Stonewall era gays.
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-03-01
Harvey Milk was a centrist small business owner, not far removed from Pete Progressives only care about him because he was gay and shot.
1 fbcc1233 2020-03-01
Rip homocracy. It never even began. ππ
1 vicarious67 2020-03-01
Can someone explain why twitter was rejoicing over Pete dropping out the race and how it was a win for the lgbt community?
1 Inimical_Twitch 2020-03-01
Because Pete is a neoliberal, and Twitter is full of commies.
Itβs more complicated than that, but also, it kinda isnβt π€·ββοΈ
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-03-01
https://imgur.com/a/wPxlvXg
1 The_Reason_Pete_Wins 2020-03-01
Well dramanauts, it's been real but this will be the last comment (unless Pete runs again) I make on this account. Goodbye, faggots!
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-03-01
Im switching over to my alt jaredgayffer27 in solidarity with Pete.
1 The_Homocracy 2020-03-01
βπΏβπΏβπΏ
1 srsh10392 2020-03-01
BussyPower 2024
π³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ
1 OfficialBeetroot 2020-03-01
L
1 AnnArchist 2020-03-01
Cya in 4 yrs
1 Hspeb73920 2020-03-01
Enjoy your time at the farm, upstate. I am sure you will have lots of other animals to play with.
1 600_lbs_of_sin 2020-03-01
F
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1 HurricaneDorian321 2020-03-01
He's going to be Biden's VP
1 TrappyIsBae 2020-03-01
Someone pulled the buttplug.
1 TouchFIuffyTaiI 2020-03-01
And thus die our dreams of the homocracy. Homocracy 2024 inshallah.
1 OniTan 2020-03-01
Man who had no chance of winning admits he had no chance of winning.
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1 MoistLanguage 2020-03-01
MANDATORY STATE SPONSORED BUSSYFICATON STATUS : CANCELED
1 KingRuler07 2020-03-01
Can't wait for the Biden vs Trump debates. It's going be fun watching two old senile men debating each other on live tv.
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1 watermark1917 2020-03-01
Biden was the final boss all along
1 MostPin4 2020-03-01
So is Biden the new Hillary?
1 ElonMuskarr 2020-03-01
Imagine buying into MSM propaganda. Amp is good for you.
0 throwaway130971 2020-03-01
Let's be honest, the real reason he lost is that not a single person in the world could memorize or even pronounce 'Bootylegger' or whatever his surname is.