As the results come pouring in, Bernouts have realized that Reddit and Twitter really don't mirror reality

1  2020-03-04 by Lolbertians

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hispanics fucking hate blacks (they ethnic cleanse them in california lmao) it's not really surprising blacks aren't enthused about Open Borders Bernie

Cannot flim flam the Zimzam

Those all sound like nicknames for ponies.

Do you luv black peeple?

I love all people

amazin

BETA

If there was a Jesse Lee Peterson flair for this sub I would own that shit. I love gazing at that big old retard's black, confused face.

He’s not a retard tbh

Just special

More like a successful talk show host

Are you a bayduh

I'm black and slow

Send them back to Africa

🌮🌮🌮 Oy dios mio🌮🌮 🌮

Ayyy que rico!

Race war when? I’m white I’ll hold the popcorn

https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/fd5qdz/fuck_the_south_upvote_party/fjfdl4b

This is just a polite version of saying "Fuckin' niggers acting like a nigger, we should hang 'em in public"

Tell us how you really feel.

Who

You, about basketballs and ropes. Turks generally don't like Africans.

That's something I've never heard of tbh. Occasionally we hear news about racism towards Africans in Turkey but most of the time people get along with them just fine. Hell, one time one of the minister's said they were going to take precautions against street watch sellers (the watch sellers are predominantly Africans) and everyone -and by mean EVERYONE, from conservatives to lefties- got mad saying they weren't a danger, they were trying to simply earn a living and minding their own business.

Personally? I don't care about someone's skin colour. I'm neither a nationalist nor a racist.

Don't lie, we all know you're kemalist scum that goes around screaming, "KARA BOĞA".

I'm a liboş, get your facts straight 😎

KARA BOĞA 🐂🧔🏿

Turk or turk it doesn’t matter. Youre all traitors to the good hellenic genetics you waste.

Probably. The question is, what are you gonna do about it?

i'm reading the wiki page on liberalism in Turkey so I know how to raid this roach

Turks hate everyone. I honestly cannot think of a single other ethnic or national group they get along with.

That's weird 'cos Turks must be the most racially indistinct people in history; go back and look at early medieval pictures of Turks when they first arrived in Antatolia and they all look like Monguls. By the time of the Ottomans they looked totally more occidental. What's going on there if not total racial intermixing with the Arabs and Persians and then probably the Greeks, Franks and other forms of degenerate whtppl.

Racial identity is pretty much meaningless. People care about ethnic identity in general, even if they don't realize it.

I honestly cannot think of a single other ethnic or national group they get along with.

Muslims in European part of Russia. Tatars, bashkirs, etc.

I honestly cannot think of a single other ethnic or national group that anyone gives a fuck about they get along with.

La Creatura de la Asia Menor

Based turks

I personally think that it is the most Turkish thing that you all bonded across class and political lines to defend illegal street hustlers. Truly one of the world’s finest cultures.

Turks like to claim that we are super super not racist and not discriminatory and the tolerance does bear out in polls a tiny bit, but they are a super tiny minority who don't bother anybody. When it comes to people we have a history with in the other hand...

Africans don’t even like Africans.

Go back to r/feministdaterape or whatever leftism sub you came from we’re all banned from.

Holy shit. I always accuse them of thinking this but I've never seen them just openly say it like that. This is based and whitesaviorpilled.

dude nigger lmao

. . .

Rest in Peace Kaiser-Romulus 😔

Blows my fucking mind, I live in the northwest where blacks are treated much more like equals so I don't see it daily, but I think southern blacks don't like the focus on the treatment of immigrants, fucking pathetic

Lol, all three black people

Black treated equally

Translation the three blacks for every 1000 whites get constant head nods and everyone is way too nice to them just to get a black friend

Yeah blacks in the south aren't treated like equals lmao there's public lynchings every week

Only weekly? CTH said that it was happening daily in Bama.

Them yankee morons don’t know that Alabama only play auburn once a year

roll mother fucking tide

Lmao Oregon was literally founded as a whites only state, but sure, keep acting like everyone is a portlandia character.

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Damn this sounds like Dems saying coal workers don't deserve health care because they voted for Trump.

Honestly they don’t

🤭

Coal workers don’t even deserve life, much less health care. They’re too stupid to be allowed to live.

Was there ever any doubt that far lefters see themselves as above other people and more intelligent and correct on the issues? Nice to see it on display though.

This should be top comment. Lefties are the most narsisitic people alive, all born on third base thinking they hit a triple.

Send

Them

Back

To

Africa

People that don't realize how racist the left is crack me up. Just because they aren't yelling epithets at black people like Cleetus down in Mobile Alabama on a Saturday Night, doesn't mean they don't look down on them as their inferiors.

Still better than Cleetus 🤷‍♂️

But then again who isn’t?

Uppity negro rhetoric is based though.

This is where r/stupidpol and neoliberals both agree. Except it’s somehow the other way around with neolibs thinking that minorities who don’t buy into identity politics should shut up and stay home.

based.

Wow the racist gloves really came off, eh?

The far left is about to have a gamer moment and throw the n word at any second

Hahahaha My nigga just run the 100m in under 10 seconds , like nigga dunk from the 3points line, You white or sum that You can't do that hahahaha

Accurate. Basketballs and boomers already have socialism and Bernie is more of threat to their gibs me dats than a benefit.

Where's that smug post on the one kid who openly brags about donating money to Sanders every time he hears someone shit on him?

It's literally just cunts like him that make me hope Bernie gets decimated.

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Thousands of Ambiened boomers voting Biden because they think he’s still the President and his African friend Osama is going to kill Obama for blowing up Oklahoma City

VS

a couple dozen sad dog moms voting Warren after their Hinge date ghosts them

WARREN IS COCKBLOCKING BERNIE

Wtf is hinge

Hinge's marketing focuses on how the app is "designed to be deleted", with its mascot, Hingie, getting roasted in a campfire, encased in ice in a freezer, run over by a cab; flattened by an air-conditioner, etc.

zuz

zuzle

It's the only dating app left that lets you send unsolicited messages. Yuge drama potential

Dating app with only fat bitches apparently

lol

My blackpill is that the right-wing psy-ops have been all too effective. The left's natural tendency to split has been exploited by sleeper agents, corruption, and media agenda. Today's divisive online environment is all too clear evidence that it works. The left will never unite again.

Call bussy a rat, cia stooge, fakegay....

Shit on pocohontas every second

No it's the right wing that's divided us

Right lol. Stupidpol are the LAST people to whine about how “The Right” split them up they make fun of everyone except Lord Bernie.

"Socialism means we love everyone and want everyone to succeed."

¿Qué carajos acabas de decir sobre mí, maldito bastardo? Para que lo sepas, me gradué como primero de mi clase como marino SEAL, he estado involucrado en numerosas operaciones secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo confirmado alrededor de 300 asesinatos. He entrenado en "gorilla warfare" y soy el mejor francotirador dentro de todas las fuerzas armadas Estadounidenses. Tu no eres nada para mí, solo otro objetivo. Acabaré contigo de una manera que jamás has visto sobre la tierra, recuerda mis palabras. ¿Piensas que te vas a escapar de mí después de decir esa basura en internet? Piénsalo de nuevo, bastardo. Estoy contactando mi red secreta de espías a lo largo de USA. y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este momento, así que mejor prepárate para la tormenta, gusano, esa que liquida tu vida patética e insignificante.

Estas muerto, niño. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y puedo matarte de setecientas maneras distintas sólo con mis manos. No solo estoy entrenado en combate sin armas, además tengo acceso a un arsenal entero del cuerpo de marina de los Estados Unidos y lo usaré en toda su extensión para borrar tu trasero miserable de la faz del continente, pequeño idiota. Si tan solo hubieras pensado sobre las consecuencias que tu "inteligente" comentario iba a traer sobre ti, tal vez hubieras cerrado tu maldita boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora vas a pagar el precio, maldito idiota. Te tiraré tanta mierda sobre ti que te vas a ahogar en ella. Estas muerto, niñato.

Good job bobby, here's a star

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MAKE AMERICA SENILE AGAIN

The people voting for him are the people for whom liberalism is an option, not a matter of survival

"I NEED MY FREE HOUSE, HEALTHCARE AND MONEY OR I DIE!!!"

Then perish.

Turning every presidential election into THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES ITS GAME OVER IF OUR GUY DOESNT WIN can't be good for the already precarious mental health of these dorks.

"Why won't those fucking retards vote for my interests!!!!"

If you don’t vote my candidate I’ll die.

OKAY.

Yeah, good, okay.

For 68,000 Americans a year, yeah they do die from lack of healthcare. Something that doesn't happen in civilized countries.

That's because they're retarded and don't know what a payment plan is

Can't afford $5,000,000 for your cancer treatment? Die in the streets!

Lol, why would they die in the streets? They'd die in a bed for sure.

Yeah man. Streets are uncomfortable.

Well, now it's not a cruel barbaric system. That mattress makes preventable death so much better.

No one pays 5 million bucks for treatment unless they're a billionaire pissing away money for an 0.0001% better chance to survive. Most people have insurance which at worst, and rare at that, will give them a bill they'll be paying off for a while. The people with shit or no insurance will just declare bankruptcy and the rest of us will pay for it with higher insurance rates. The "I have cancer and no options" meme is a total lie.

I'm not reading the 18th barely tangential opinion piece I'm linked to today just to reply to your comment. Either sumerize the point of a link or don't post it. This lazy "I dumped a 500 page link on you and neither of us read it so I win" tactic is for morons in sanders subs.

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I sumerized your mom last night.

My mom has been dead for a decade and cremated to boot so it's pretty easy to prepare a summary of her actions.

Did she not have insurance or something?

No, despite popular rhetoric you can't just spend sickness away.

I know. 😔

That doesn't happen though.

Medicare and Medicaid exist you fucking retard so if they’re dying from preventable diseases it’s 100% their own fault for not utilizing social services. Or are you lumping in terminal cancer patients and fat fucks dying from heart attacks in with that stat as well?

THere are 74,000,000 Americans on Medicaid, and 44,000,000 on Medicare. Just less than half the country.

The fact of the matter is that most of these people are not really poor, or very sick, or they would qualify for these programs. They are pissed about having a $150 copay on their $950/month brand name Nexium or overpriced gucci birth control because they refuse to take generic.

Everyone looks at the $20,000/person/year cost for providing someone health care coverage and wants someone else to pay it.

Okay but they could be allergic to the generic. That happens you know. SUBOPTIMAL BINDERS. Lack of patented extended release formulations. Their doc wants the best for them and the lady with the boobs showed him the hard science in the pamphlet.

I am saving this for later because I know people it will put into a frothing rage.

We should also support Medicare for everyone because most Americans would hate Medicare coverage with the intensity of a thousand suns. They deserve to suffer.

lol Republicans in like 14 states refused to take federal money to expand their Medicaid programs, so you can only get on in some places if you're a kid, a dirt poor single mom, or disabled

Maybe keep your zoomer-tier "100%" proclamations to yourself when you probably have only followed politics since 2016 lmao

remember though establishment democrats are the same as republicans

So they keep the same level of Medicaid as they’ve had before, yet that same level of funding is somehow wildly insufficient and now only the worst off in society can get it when it was pretty wide open before? You’re retarded if you think this isn’t a hugely available option for people that truly need it.

Except it wasn't "pretty wide open before"? Lmao how old are you, because that is an absolutely zoomer-quality understanding of reality

20% of Americans on Medicaid in 2018, 49% on employer-sponsored heath insurance, 6% on non-group insurance and 14% on Medicare you dipshit. That’s pretty fucking wide open when 1/5 of the nation is enrolled in it.

Edit: not to mention, disabled only makes up 15% of Medicaid enrollment so it’s not like that’s some requirement. Children account for 40%, so adults account for 45% of all enrollees, or 33mm people. For some reason I doubt that’s full of starving single moms.

You’re full of shit

why are rightoids always this retarded

My point was that 14 state governors/legislatures chose not to expand Medicaid to childless able-bodied adults, despite the federal government already allocating block grants for it under the ACA. Mostly in smaller-population states, aside from FL and TX. And those were states where it was not ever "wide open." Learn to read.

And they can go on the open market to get health insurance. The only people that are dying from lack of health insurance are lazy retards or fats or terminally ill

>poorcels can't afford health insurance and don't qualify for advance tax credits

>"Medicaid is wide open"

>tfw Medicaid isn't wide open

>"lol well they can go on the open market to buy insurance"

the brain of a 19yo rightoid is a sight to behold

wah only single moms, kids and disabled can get Medicaid

gets shown that 45% of people aren’t kids or disabled and no way they’re mostly single moms

”yeah well republican states didn’t expand it more!”

The retardation, and inability to make a coherent point, of a millennial lefty will never cease to amaze me.

You are talking to the people that can't be bothered to get up, stand in line and vote for the guy they believe will give them freebies.

If only there was a middle ground between America's system and M4A, called the entire developed world

While there are a variety of universal healthcare systems used in the developed world, several countries do have M4A.

No country has as extensive coverage as M4A, nor do they ban private insurance

The Canadian healthcare system is called Medicare, and it covers all people. So it is Medicare for all even though it's not the same as Sanders' proposal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_(Canada)

Holy fuck.

These people are ridiculous. No Bernie bro has ever been oppressed in any meaningful way. The only reason they want him to win is so they can tell their parents that their sociology degree wasn’t worthless.

The blacks are far more based then Bernie bro’s.

There was a user bitching about free healthcare, and I wanted to get an idea of their adjacent subs.

And I discovered that they made ~300 comments in less than 24 hours, holy fuck

What the fuck (link related)

Yeah, for sure they're unemployed, or, at most, they have an etsy shop where they sell copper wire twisty arts n crafts for 30$s a pop. If they're not on reddit posting how they're going to die if the government isn't their mommy, they're playing world of warcraft until 6am and waking up at 3pm.

Damn this sounds like Dems saying coal workers don't deserve health care because they voted for Trump.

They honestly don’t.

holy based

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SPICY

Lol there's rampant faith going on! Can't have people believing in a higher power, they might donate to the church and charity instead of Bernie.

Well he's not wrong.

Everyone is focused on African American for whatever reason, the demographic has changed a lot. What about the pakicels, somalicels, Nepalesecels, Mexicancels, pajeetcels, Laotiancels, Bengladescels etc...

They vote too

They vote, but even with California having moved up to Super Tuesday most of the important part of the primaries happens east of the Mississippi river such that non-black minority votes are basically irrelevant. East coast bias and electoral college bias means that the Democratic party will continue to over represent black interests.

https://youtu.be/vhkjoQOy8bM

I'm sure this hasn't an impact at all on Minessota voters 🧕

Somalis are blacks.

half of those are basically african american anyway

It pains him to be honest about blacks, and how he can never relax in their presence.

Right wing nigga here 🙋🏿‍♂️ actually I just want to keep my pewpews

That's fucking beautiful. Oh my God. The far left to alt right pipeline is under construction

"buddy i most def would but i am broke as shit

literally

im bout to trade my extra controller and a copy of days gone for some go so i can stay up all night, game, and maybe clean my room

anything i can do to think less about electoralism"

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These are the people cheering for a communist revolution on reddit.

I can't imagine how frustrated Stalin would have been with these chapos

What, he wouldn't give a shit. Just more workers for the work camps.

They would be finally working class. Well at least for a year or two before they die.

Frustrated? No, the gulags had plenty of space.

Wtf is go? Some kind of stim?

i dont know. I may be a degenerate that likes trussy and capeshit but im not a druggie

All will is insatiable and the cruel wages of human existence but the paralytic ache of moral impediment. Also, you will die and be forgotten.

cope

Folx, Bernie can't win the nom. It's OVER. BUT he can still win plurality as a parting FUCK YOU to the Democrats. It's very much in the cards.

If he gets fewer votes than Biden then it's really over and he's Corbyn. Don't let this happen.

seetheq

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dilate

You can tell it's unrealistic because IL went red

That's not exactly what I meant.

In order to be a leftist, you MUST be critical of or want to abolish capitalism.

This is why nobody takes leftoids seriously.

Sanders is center-left. Warren is a centrist. Biden is center-right. Trump is right-wing.

More "muh Overton window" cope

Bernie is right-wing. Warren is fascist. Biden is ULTRA fascist. Trump is SUPREME-HEAVY-DUTY-BIG-OL-MIKE-TYSON-LEVEL fascist.

Trump is Mecha-Hitler from Wolf 3D

Trump is Mecha-Hitler from Wolf 3D Archer season 9

watching past season 6

Honestly you are right, but it's a show that I fall back to when I'm caught up on other shows.

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Blackpill containment thread.

Oh, stupidpol.

It's a shame because in Britbong our Bernie staggered right through into an election and go pounded so fucking hard Boris Johnson may as well have thrown him off the top of Hell in a Cell and straight through the announcer's table. His party still haven't come to terms with it.

I mean, Biden's prolly going to lose but not in the way that Bernie would have. and the Berniebros will be all "I told you so" and support some unelectable fuckwit in 2024. Get ready for President Trump Jnr.

Get ready for President Trump Jnr.

Can you imagine the heads exploding when news anchors have to describe Ivanka Trump as "the first Jewish president of the United States"?

I mean, Biden's prolly going to lose but not in the way that Bernie would have. and the Berniebros will be all "I told you so" and support some unelectable fuckwit in 2024. Get ready for President Trump Jnr.

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The best we can hope for is that this current wave of retards all graduate from college and get jobs so that they can be boomerpilled. Unfortunately that just means we'll get a new batch of retards fresh off the playground to fill their shoes. Such is the circle of life and the demographics of Reddit.

Bernie would be a rightoid in Britain

Bernie would be banned in Bong land for being too edgy. You'd need a license to listen to the bern

Democrats would be on the far left in Britain. Labour is basically a left-wing party economically but all of their voters are "muh Greggs" and "ate Pakis, just as".

Sweetie do better

I vote in British elections. I just did.

tbf Britbong Bernie is way shittier than the real one.

The title of this post is one of those few things I read over and over again, yet still find satisfying each time.

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god I hate fucking larping commies when they talk about ‘organizing’

How do you organize the working class when you don't have a job or know anyone with a job?

How do you convince a population to revolt when they won't even go vote?

And when they do it's for your mortal enemy

Organizing means owning guns. But somehow they never figured this part out.

These are the same people that go to actual organizing meetings and start screaming about preferred pronouns and fragrance-free environments. Real activists don't want them either.

Real activists don't want them either.

Sweetie face the reality, this is what most leftists are now.

Combination of economic anxiety making it hard to actually afford to do anything, academia talking about US imperialism and whiteness n shit making people lose any cultural and national identity, and internet (plus probably corporatism and wokeism to an extent too) erasing local scenes and movements created a generation with massive identity crisis, and many of them wrangled their way into the left and created their own social club with catgirls, epic queer gay luxury socialism, no heckin ableism and capeshit/Harry Potter references.

Or something, I dunno but it makes sense to me.

Not to be a seriousposting faggot but real activists do still exist. Like anything it requires you to be mature and resilient and have actual skills other than crying about how oppressed and frail you are.

/r/presidentialracememes

What's even the point of that sub? It's basically just /r/PoliticalHumor.

Yeah I was hoping for some memes from both sides, but it's literally just more Berniebros and trannies

but it's literally just more Berniebros and trannies

Describing 99.9% of reddit atm.

It used to be a really great meme sub last year but post Iowa Caucus it's been downhi

I really wanna see these revolution larpers try to start "their revolution"

No matter the country, every election its the same for reddit users.

It's always the stupid fucking Boomers!!

It would be more fun if Bernie got the nom but lost the general tbh. Dementia battle is good too I guess.

Bernout salt is the purest politicope and should be cherished for all it's bounty

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" Don't knock, just get inside directly. That will show your determination "
At first, I thought this dude was from around here... but noooo... look at his post history, he's dead serious lol...

Warren is an evil bitch and everyone who voted for her is either an empty headed, easily swayed airhead, or a raging femcel

If Warren cockblocks Bernie I swear to god, Im gonna hate women forever.

Oh I love it calling women incels as you go incel all because you empowered the she beast to think for herself and she didn’t vote for the white male you wanted her to vote for. Wow progressive sandwich tastes good but still have huge student debts cause I just did to women and blacks what my parents did to me. Sold me rainbow cherry pie go get a degree do something you love. Now I’m just another Berner. Do you want me to leave room for cream?

Bernie Bros acting like Bernie Bros. This is shocking.

Who would have thought that a candidate whose base mainly consists of morons that think getting a twitter account registers them to vote in an election tends to do shitty?

Its weird right?

Socialism is enturing the manestream!!!

*wipes drool

How difficult is the Canadian citizenship process? Do I need a career already lined up or would it be possible to survive just by finding something once I'm there?

I am dead serious. The Democrats are more fractured than ever now and I'd rather not be around when Trump wins again and declares civil war.

Anyone with empathy is going to have a hard time living in America going forward if Trump wins. The actions against POC and other "undesirables" are going to skyrocket, and every democratic institution will be swept away.

They're still neck in neck. The other 3 are delusional if they think they're going to win.

Fuck off, doomers. Sanders is going to fuck the entire DNC tonight and show Biden and every other self-important cunt what actual grassroots support looks like.

All the Betos and Petes and Amys in the world don't equal even a fraction of a percentage of the power of the common people behind him.

Like what is this shit? Even my own father is a big Bernie guy who's on a monthly payment plan; he's donated over two grand and today he's all doom and gloom acting like it's already over.

What the fuck is the point of working yourselves to death and fighting as hard as you can only to turn into a bitch at the final hour? Why go so far only to give up during the final stretch? Why'd you even bother in the first place if you were going to crumble during the climax?

As much as I hear OP's jab at Sanders' supporters parroted, I can't help but notice you're doing the exact thing you're accusing them of by pretending one state represents all states.

Is November really gunna be between two white senile trans blacks?

“If you’re rowing upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house?.... None. ‘Cause ice cream doesn’t have bones’”

-Joe Biden Democratic Presidential Candidate 2020

I refuse to believe he said that

Wanna watch the clip?

MSNBC and WAPO doesn't mirror reality either retard. To anyone but idiot liberals.

Congratulations to Donald Trump on getting 8 more years.

Bernie: "I am going to rely on young people, the most unreliable >voters in history to magically show up at the polls and propel me >to victory!"

Staffer: "Bernie young people didn't show up at the polls"

surprised Pikachu face

👆👆👆 THIS!!! 👆👆👆

My post about bernie got 10,000 upvotes the whole US basically agrees with me... Retard redditors

bonus pasta

As a 33-year old Millennial - so much this. You cannot buy Bernie into Office. Fuck your donations IF YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE/DORM AND FUCKING VOTE. If you're donating to Bernie and buying Bernie merch and Tweeting/posting/reposting/re-blogging stuff about Bernie but not voting then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

Bernie will not get elected if all you do is send freaking money. This is not a streaming media service subscription. Generation X are the ones out there busting their asses holding off the Baby Boomers and Silent Generation and made it so that Bernie managed to tie with Biden. Thank you to Generation X. The real MVPs.

As for Zoomers and Millennials (that includes me in the latter): you're fucking cancelled until you prove you're worth half a shit. The Baby Busters (Generation X) are busting their asses. Texas, Massachusetts, Minnesota and maybe North Carolina were winnable states had under-45 voters bothered to show. I knew it was a bad sign when a source said a ton of students at a university in California didn't even know it was Primary day in California, didn't care, and announced that they planned to stay home. "I have other stuff to do." People like that are essentially undeclared Biden supporters whether they realize it or not. That's literally what they're effectively doing.

I say Bernie should focus on peeling away some Boomers by hammering Biden on Social Security over the next week. Focus on Social Security and Trade/NAFTA (big in Michigan). Forget Zoomers and Millennials until they prove themselves. All the blaming and lashing out at Warren and harassing Warren supporters in the world isn't going to change the fact that this is primarily our fault. There is no DNC rigging and we can still win even if Warren remains in the race. The fault lies with 17 to 40 year old no-shows. Time to stop blaming Warren and "DNC rigging". They haven't rigged shit since Iowa. Young people are asleep at the wheel.

FUCK A SNAKE EMOJI. ARE YOU VOTING AND GETTING YOUR BERNIE-SUPPORTING FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO VOTE TOO???

This isn't citizens of Metropolis sitting around watching Superman defeat Brainiac or General Zod. This is us giving energy (votes) to Goku's Spirit Bomb to defeat Buu.

Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.

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Totally agree with you.

Using midterms as an excuse for not being able to vote is unacceptable. Campuses should have polling stations. And if they don't, then maybe post-secondary students should have pushed for that; considering they happen on a regular basis, it's still not an excuse. Saying you care, being an activist; without actually voting, you're proving how useless your intent is.

Voting is for old people

That was a really fun read, and I say that as someone who was rooting for Bernie. What's best for the world is not what's best for dramacoin.

The real voters were just biden their time

Cope aside it is pretty funny that states that will absolutely never ever ever in a million years go for a Democrap in a national election get to decide who the nominee is. It's a beautifully engineered machine of drama.

Literally the only states that ultimately count are Pennsylvania Ohio Michigan and Florida, none of which have had their primaries yet.

While Elizabeth Warren is the Google Chrome Tab of politics the fact she's beating Bernie is more of a sign of the dems failure more than anything.

She isn’t beating Bernie in any metric

I'm still laughing about how 2 years ago, Biden was the cool old guy the left made memes about. "He's totally Obama's bro, you guys!" But then as soon as they see that free cake and ice cream from Bernie they drop Biden like a sack of shit.

I hated Biden before it was cool, and I want people to know that. Also, I'm totally voting for him.

I would gild you, but instead I donated to Sanders.

Never thought I'd say this but giving out fake reddit coins is probably more useful.

He needs a third house one in the city one on the lake for summer maybe an aspen retreat for winter

number of people who will become unironic accelerationists if Biden wins the nomination

What are chapotards going to accelerate? Obesity? "41%" rates?