As the results come pouring in, Bernouts have realized that Reddit and Twitter really don't mirror reality
1 2020-03-04 by Lolbertians
https://www.reddit.com/r/presidentialracememes/comments/fd58i6/_/
https://www.reddit.com/r/presidentialracememes/comments/fcy178/_/
https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/fd1xt3/_/
https://www.reddit.com/r/wayofthebern/comments/fcte0n/_/
https://www.reddit.com/r/chapotraphouse/comments/fd67zx/_/
210 comments
9 rocinantebabieca 2020-03-04
Cannot flim flam the Zimzam
2 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-03-04
Those all sound like nicknames for ponies.
1 loli_esports 2020-03-04
Do you luv black peeple?
1 Snafutarfun 2020-03-04
I love all people
amazin
1 Dick_Sized_Cock 2020-03-04
BETA
If there was a Jesse Lee Peterson flair for this sub I would own that shit. I love gazing at that big old retard's black, confused face.
1 gscheit 2020-03-04
He’s not a retard tbh
1 employee10038080 2020-03-04
Just special
1 gscheit 2020-03-04
More like a successful talk show host
1 Outdated_CPU_1 2020-03-04
Are you a bayduh
1 Dick_Sized_Cock 2020-03-04
I'm black and slow
1 watermark1917 2020-03-04
Send them back to Africa
1 MoistLanguage 2020-03-04
🌮🌮🌮 Oy dios mio🌮🌮 🌮
1 maximun_vader 2020-03-04
Ayyy que rico!
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
Race war when? I’m white I’ll hold the popcorn
8 aduketsavar 2020-03-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/stupidpol/comments/fd5qdz/fuck_the_south_upvote_party/fjfdl4b
This is just a polite version of saying "Fuckin' niggers acting like a nigger, we should hang 'em in public"
5 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
Tell us how you really feel.
2 aduketsavar 2020-03-04
Who
2 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
You, about basketballs and ropes. Turks generally don't like Africans.
1 aduketsavar 2020-03-04
That's something I've never heard of tbh. Occasionally we hear news about racism towards Africans in Turkey but most of the time people get along with them just fine. Hell, one time one of the minister's said they were going to take precautions against street watch sellers (the watch sellers are predominantly Africans) and everyone -and by mean EVERYONE, from conservatives to lefties- got mad saying they weren't a danger, they were trying to simply earn a living and minding their own business.
Personally? I don't care about someone's skin colour. I'm neither a nationalist nor a racist.
1 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
Don't lie, we all know you're kemalist scum that goes around screaming, "KARA BOĞA".
1 aduketsavar 2020-03-04
I'm a liboş, get your facts straight 😎
1 Armadildo_ 2020-03-04
KARA BOĞA 🐂🧔🏿
1 LaptopEnforcer 2020-03-04
Turk or turk it doesn’t matter. Youre all traitors to the good hellenic genetics you waste.
1 aduketsavar 2020-03-04
Probably. The question is, what are you gonna do about it?
1 TheLordHighExecu 2020-03-04
i'm reading the wiki page on liberalism in Turkey so I know how to raid this roach
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
Turks hate everyone. I honestly cannot think of a single other ethnic or national group they get along with.
That's weird 'cos Turks must be the most racially indistinct people in history; go back and look at early medieval pictures of Turks when they first arrived in Antatolia and they all look like Monguls. By the time of the Ottomans they looked totally more occidental. What's going on there if not total racial intermixing with the Arabs and Persians and then probably the Greeks, Franks and other forms of degenerate whtppl.
1 totalrandomperson 2020-03-04
Racial identity is pretty much meaningless. People care about ethnic identity in general, even if they don't realize it.
1 sobratonix 2020-03-04
Muslims in European part of Russia. Tatars, bashkirs, etc.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
I honestly cannot think of a single other ethnic or national group that anyone gives a fuck about they get along with.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-03-04
La Creatura de la Asia Menor
1 The_Homocracy 2020-03-04
Based turks
1 R483 2020-03-04
I personally think that it is the most Turkish thing that you all bonded across class and political lines to defend illegal street hustlers. Truly one of the world’s finest cultures.
1 totalrandomperson 2020-03-04
Turks like to claim that we are super super not racist and not discriminatory and the tolerance does bear out in polls a tiny bit, but they are a super tiny minority who don't bother anybody. When it comes to people we have a history with in the other hand...
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
Africans don’t even like Africans.
Go back to r/feministdaterape or whatever leftism sub you came from we’re all banned from.
4 greatjasoni 2020-03-04
Holy shit. I always accuse them of thinking this but I've never seen them just openly say it like that. This is based and whitesaviorpilled.
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-04
dude nigger lmao
. . .
Rest in Peace Kaiser-Romulus 😔
1 denpcdwdne 2020-03-04
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKTy7XEGWfc
1 cfbWORKING 2020-03-04
Lol, all three black people
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
Translation the three blacks for every 1000 whites get constant head nods and everyone is way too nice to them just to get a black friend
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-03-04
Yeah blacks in the south aren't treated like equals lmao there's public lynchings every week
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-03-04
Only weekly? CTH said that it was happening daily in Bama.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-03-04
Them yankee morons don’t know that Alabama only play auburn once a year
roll mother fucking tide
1 trulyunhelpable 2020-03-04
Lmao Oregon was literally founded as a whites only state, but sure, keep acting like everyone is a portlandia character.
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1 clubby789 2020-03-04
🤭
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-03-04
Coal workers don’t even deserve life, much less health care. They’re too stupid to be allowed to live.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-03-04
Was there ever any doubt that far lefters see themselves as above other people and more intelligent and correct on the issues? Nice to see it on display though.
1 Parker218 2020-03-04
This should be top comment. Lefties are the most narsisitic people alive, all born on third base thinking they hit a triple.
1 watermark1917 2020-03-04
Send
Them
Back
To
Africa
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-03-04
People that don't realize how racist the left is crack me up. Just because they aren't yelling epithets at black people like Cleetus down in Mobile Alabama on a Saturday Night, doesn't mean they don't look down on them as their inferiors.
1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-03-04
Still better than Cleetus 🤷♂️
But then again who isn’t?
1 RBLXTalk 2020-03-04
Uppity negro rhetoric is based though.
This is where r/stupidpol and neoliberals both agree. Except it’s somehow the other way around with neolibs thinking that minorities who don’t buy into identity politics should shut up and stay home.
1 raqqa-is 2020-03-04
based.
1 Meowsommar 2020-03-04
Wow the racist gloves really came off, eh?
7 Matues49 2020-03-04
Absolute state of zoomers
7 molested_by_clowns 2020-03-04
The far left is about to have a gamer moment and throw the n word at any second
1 GeminiRocket 2020-03-04
https://i.ibb.co/crsFXXc/1583289615334m.jpg
1 molested_by_clowns 2020-03-04
Hahahaha My nigga just run the 100m in under 10 seconds , like nigga dunk from the 3points line, You white or sum that You can't do that hahahaha
1 -SaltineAmerican- 2020-03-04
Accurate. Basketballs and boomers already have socialism and Bernie is more of threat to their gibs me dats than a benefit.
5 Lolbertians 2020-03-04
What tomorrow is going to be like
1 CCAlkie 2020-03-04
Where's that smug post on the one kid who openly brags about donating money to Sanders every time he hears someone shit on him?
It's literally just cunts like him that make me hope Bernie gets decimated.
4 GeminiRocket 2020-03-04
https://i.ibb.co/YjqfMLx/yw0kvhxhhdj41.jpg
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1 artemis_m_oswald 2020-03-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/PresidentialRaceMemes/comments/fcy178/super_tuesday_california_texas_north_carolina/fjdq6v6?context=3
7 Mick_mangina 2020-03-04
VS
WARREN IS COCKBLOCKING BERNIE
1 loli_esports 2020-03-04
Wtf is hinge
1 ProEvilOperations 2020-03-04
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hinge_(app)
1 leva549 2020-03-04
zuz
1 southy1995 2020-03-04
zuzle
1 twinksforsharia 2020-03-04
It's the only dating app left that lets you send unsolicited messages. Yuge drama potential
1 LightUmbra 2020-03-04
Dating app with only fat bitches apparently
1 loli_esports 2020-03-04
lol
1 tHeSiD 2020-03-04
Call bussy a rat, cia stooge, fakegay....
Shit on pocohontas every second
No it's the right wing that's divided us
1 RBLXTalk 2020-03-04
Right lol. Stupidpol are the LAST people to whine about how “The Right” split them up they make fun of everyone except Lord Bernie.
1 darth_tiffany 2020-03-04
"Socialism means we love everyone and want everyone to succeed."
3 rocinantebabieca 2020-03-04
¿Qué carajos acabas de decir sobre mí, maldito bastardo? Para que lo sepas, me gradué como primero de mi clase como marino SEAL, he estado involucrado en numerosas operaciones secretas contra Al-Quaeda, y tengo confirmado alrededor de 300 asesinatos. He entrenado en "gorilla warfare" y soy el mejor francotirador dentro de todas las fuerzas armadas Estadounidenses. Tu no eres nada para mí, solo otro objetivo. Acabaré contigo de una manera que jamás has visto sobre la tierra, recuerda mis palabras. ¿Piensas que te vas a escapar de mí después de decir esa basura en internet? Piénsalo de nuevo, bastardo. Estoy contactando mi red secreta de espías a lo largo de USA. y tu IP está siendo rastreada en este momento, así que mejor prepárate para la tormenta, gusano, esa que liquida tu vida patética e insignificante.
Estas muerto, niño. Puedo estar en cualquier lugar, en cualquier momento, y puedo matarte de setecientas maneras distintas sólo con mis manos. No solo estoy entrenado en combate sin armas, además tengo acceso a un arsenal entero del cuerpo de marina de los Estados Unidos y lo usaré en toda su extensión para borrar tu trasero miserable de la faz del continente, pequeño idiota. Si tan solo hubieras pensado sobre las consecuencias que tu "inteligente" comentario iba a traer sobre ti, tal vez hubieras cerrado tu maldita boca. Pero no pudiste, no lo hiciste, y ahora vas a pagar el precio, maldito idiota. Te tiraré tanta mierda sobre ti que te vas a ahogar en ella. Estas muerto, niñato.
3 LongPostBot 2020-03-04
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2 XhotwheelsloverX 2020-03-04
MAKE AMERICA SENILE AGAIN
2 Spysix 2020-03-04
"I NEED MY FREE HOUSE, HEALTHCARE AND MONEY OR I DIE!!!"
Then perish.
3 darth_tiffany 2020-03-04
Turning every presidential election into THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES ITS GAME OVER IF OUR GUY DOESNT WIN can't be good for the already precarious mental health of these dorks.
1 Lolbertians 2020-03-04
"Why won't those fucking retards vote for my interests!!!!"
1 Fughtmeulilbitch 2020-03-04
OKAY.
2 Burnnoticelover 2020-03-04
Yeah, good, okay.
1 OniTan 2020-03-04
For 68,000 Americans a year, yeah they do die from lack of healthcare. Something that doesn't happen in civilized countries.
1 amanrobbedofhisdrama 2020-03-04
That's because they're retarded and don't know what a payment plan is
1 OniTan 2020-03-04
Can't afford $5,000,000 for your cancer treatment? Die in the streets!
1 aqouta 2020-03-04
Lol, why would they die in the streets? They'd die in a bed for sure.
3 Burnnoticelover 2020-03-04
Yeah man. Streets are uncomfortable.
1 OniTan 2020-03-04
Well, now it's not a cruel barbaric system. That mattress makes preventable death so much better.
1 aqouta 2020-03-04
No one pays 5 million bucks for treatment unless they're a billionaire pissing away money for an 0.0001% better chance to survive. Most people have insurance which at worst, and rare at that, will give them a bill they'll be paying off for a while. The people with shit or no insurance will just declare bankruptcy and the rest of us will pay for it with higher insurance rates. The "I have cancer and no options" meme is a total lie.
1 OniTan 2020-03-04
I'll trust a Yale study over /r/ aqouta on /r/drama.
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/healthcare/here-s-that-medicare-for-all-study-bernie-sanders-keeps-bringing-up/ar-BB10ctVo
1 aqouta 2020-03-04
I'm not reading the 18th barely tangential opinion piece I'm linked to today just to reply to your comment. Either sumerize the point of a link or don't post it. This lazy "I dumped a 500 page link on you and neither of us read it so I win" tactic is for morons in sanders subs.
1 [deleted] 2020-03-04
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1 kermit_was_wrong 2020-03-04
I sumerized your mom last night.
1 aqouta 2020-03-04
My mom has been dead for a decade and cremated to boot so it's pretty easy to prepare a summary of her actions.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-03-04
Did she not have insurance or something?
1 aqouta 2020-03-04
No, despite popular rhetoric you can't just spend sickness away.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-03-04
I know. 😔
1 HaveSomeRenaWare 2020-03-04
That doesn't happen though.
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-04
Medicare and Medicaid exist you fucking retard so if they’re dying from preventable diseases it’s 100% their own fault for not utilizing social services. Or are you lumping in terminal cancer patients and fat fucks dying from heart attacks in with that stat as well?
2 trexmundi 2020-03-04
THere are 74,000,000 Americans on Medicaid, and 44,000,000 on Medicare. Just less than half the country.
The fact of the matter is that most of these people are not really poor, or very sick, or they would qualify for these programs. They are pissed about having a $150 copay on their $950/month brand name Nexium or overpriced gucci birth control because they refuse to take generic.
Everyone looks at the $20,000/person/year cost for providing someone health care coverage and wants someone else to pay it.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2020-03-04
Okay but they could be allergic to the generic. That happens you know. SUBOPTIMAL BINDERS. Lack of patented extended release formulations. Their doc wants the best for them and the lady with the boobs showed him the hard science in the pamphlet.
1 trexmundi 2020-03-04
I am saving this for later because I know people it will put into a frothing rage.
We should also support Medicare for everyone because most Americans would hate Medicare coverage with the intensity of a thousand suns. They deserve to suffer.
1 fujiste 2020-03-04
lol Republicans in like 14 states refused to take federal money to expand their Medicaid programs, so you can only get on in some places if you're a kid, a dirt poor single mom, or disabled
Maybe keep your zoomer-tier "100%" proclamations to yourself when you probably have only followed politics since 2016 lmao
1 ducksgrenades 2020-03-04
remember though establishment democrats are the same as republicans
0 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-04
So they keep the same level of Medicaid as they’ve had before, yet that same level of funding is somehow wildly insufficient and now only the worst off in society can get it when it was pretty wide open before? You’re retarded if you think this isn’t a hugely available option for people that truly need it.
0 fujiste 2020-03-04
Except it wasn't "pretty wide open before"? Lmao how old are you, because that is an absolutely zoomer-quality understanding of reality
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-04
20% of Americans on Medicaid in 2018, 49% on employer-sponsored heath insurance, 6% on non-group insurance and 14% on Medicare you dipshit. That’s pretty fucking wide open when 1/5 of the nation is enrolled in it.
Edit: not to mention, disabled only makes up 15% of Medicaid enrollment so it’s not like that’s some requirement. Children account for 40%, so adults account for 45% of all enrollees, or 33mm people. For some reason I doubt that’s full of starving single moms.
You’re full of shit
0 fujiste 2020-03-04
why are rightoids always this retarded
My point was that 14 state governors/legislatures chose not to expand Medicaid to childless able-bodied adults, despite the federal government already allocating block grants for it under the ACA. Mostly in smaller-population states, aside from FL and TX. And those were states where it was not ever "wide open." Learn to read.
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-04
And they can go on the open market to get health insurance. The only people that are dying from lack of health insurance are lazy retards or fats or terminally ill
2 fujiste 2020-03-04
>poorcels can't afford health insurance and don't qualify for advance tax credits
>"Medicaid is wide open"
>tfw Medicaid isn't wide open
>"lol well they can go on the open market to buy insurance"
the brain of a 19yo rightoid is a sight to behold
1 black_panther_sucks 2020-03-04
The retardation, and inability to make a coherent point, of a millennial lefty will never cease to amaze me.
1 southy1995 2020-03-04
You are talking to the people that can't be bothered to get up, stand in line and vote for the guy they believe will give them freebies.
0 TheLordHighExecu 2020-03-04
If only there was a middle ground between America's system and M4A, called the entire developed world
1 OniTan 2020-03-04
While there are a variety of universal healthcare systems used in the developed world, several countries do have M4A.
0 TheLordHighExecu 2020-03-04
No country has as extensive coverage as M4A, nor do they ban private insurance
1 OniTan 2020-03-04
The Canadian healthcare system is called Medicare, and it covers all people. So it is Medicare for all even though it's not the same as Sanders' proposal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medicare_(Canada)
1 istural 2020-03-04
Holy fuck.
These people are ridiculous. No Bernie bro has ever been oppressed in any meaningful way. The only reason they want him to win is so they can tell their parents that their sociology degree wasn’t worthless.
The blacks are far more based then Bernie bro’s.
1 TheRootinTootinPutin 2020-03-04
There was a user bitching about free healthcare, and I wanted to get an idea of their adjacent subs.
And I discovered that they made ~300 comments in less than 24 hours, holy fuck
What the fuck (link related)
1 Spysix 2020-03-04
Yeah, for sure they're unemployed, or, at most, they have an etsy shop where they sell copper wire twisty arts n crafts for 30$s a pop. If they're not on reddit posting how they're going to die if the government isn't their mommy, they're playing world of warcraft until 6am and waking up at 3pm.
2 RBLXTalk 2020-03-04
holy based
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1 Neon_needles 2020-03-04
Bingo. Pains me to state this but things like homophobia, religion and worship of the rich is rampant in black communities, as it is in most white communities in the USA. Race hatred is the only dividing line that prevents most black Americans from joining hands with whites as outright right wingers/fascists. And even then there are many examples of black Americans ignoring that race hatred and collaborating with the white racists and billionaires if they will allow them to join as a token. America is a shit show.
1 Lolbertians 2020-03-04
SPICY
1 alphetaboss 2020-03-04
Lol there's rampant faith going on! Can't have people believing in a higher power, they might donate to the church and charity instead of Bernie.
1 leva549 2020-03-04
Well he's not wrong.
1 GeminiRocket 2020-03-04
Everyone is focused on African American for whatever reason, the demographic has changed a lot. What about the pakicels, somalicels, Nepalesecels, Mexicancels, pajeetcels, Laotiancels, Bengladescels etc...
They vote too
1 pixys_alt 2020-03-04
They vote, but even with California having moved up to Super Tuesday most of the important part of the primaries happens east of the Mississippi river such that non-black minority votes are basically irrelevant. East coast bias and electoral college bias means that the Democratic party will continue to over represent black interests.
1 GeminiRocket 2020-03-04
https://youtu.be/vhkjoQOy8bM
I'm sure this hasn't an impact at all on Minessota voters 🧕
1 knickerblocker 2020-03-04
Somalis are blacks.
1 IM_A_NIGGER_AMA 2020-03-04
half of those are basically african american anyway
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-03-04
It pains him to be honest about blacks, and how he can never relax in their presence.
1 Nezzajj 2020-03-04
Right wing nigga here 🙋🏿♂️ actually I just want to keep my pewpews
1 jaredschaffer27 2020-03-04
That's fucking beautiful. Oh my God. The far left to alt right pipeline is under construction
1 _Ensanglante 2020-03-04
"buddy i most def would but i am broke as shit
literally
im bout to trade my extra controller and a copy of days gone for some go so i can stay up all night, game, and maybe clean my room
anything i can do to think less about electoralism"
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These are the people cheering for a communist revolution on reddit.
1 gandhitheblue 2020-03-04
I can't imagine how frustrated Stalin would have been with these chapos
1 totalrandomperson 2020-03-04
What, he wouldn't give a shit. Just more workers for the work camps.
They would be finally working class. Well at least for a year or two before they die.
1 Lehk 2020-03-04
Frustrated? No, the gulags had plenty of space.
1 RBLXTalk 2020-03-04
Wtf is go? Some kind of stim?
1 _Ensanglante 2020-03-04
i dont know. I may be a degenerate that likes trussy and capeshit but im not a druggie
1 i_Chapo-d_my_pants 2020-03-04
cope
seetheq
dilate
1 BigBrownDog12 2020-03-04
You can tell it's unrealistic because IL went red
1 srsh10392 2020-03-04
This is why nobody takes leftoids seriously.
More "muh Overton window" cope
1 gandhitheblue 2020-03-04
Bernie is right-wing. Warren is fascist. Biden is ULTRA fascist. Trump is SUPREME-HEAVY-DUTY-BIG-OL-MIKE-TYSON-LEVEL fascist.
1 Lehk 2020-03-04
Trump is Mecha-Hitler from Wolf 3D
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-03-04
1 wohSdooGAstI 2020-03-04
2 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-03-04
Honestly you are right, but it's a show that I fall back to when I'm caught up on other shows.
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1 Can_The_SRDine 2020-03-04
Oh, stupidpol.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2020-03-04
It's a shame because in Britbong our Bernie staggered right through into an election and go pounded so fucking hard Boris Johnson may as well have thrown him off the top of Hell in a Cell and straight through the announcer's table. His party still haven't come to terms with it.
I mean, Biden's prolly going to lose but not in the way that Bernie would have. and the Berniebros will be all "I told you so" and support some unelectable fuckwit in 2024. Get ready for President Trump Jnr.
2 NervousTomatillo 2020-03-04
Can you imagine the heads exploding when news anchors have to describe Ivanka Trump as "the first Jewish president of the United States"?
1 VidiotGamer 2020-03-04
👆👆👆
The best we can hope for is that this current wave of retards all graduate from college and get jobs so that they can be boomerpilled. Unfortunately that just means we'll get a new batch of retards fresh off the playground to fill their shoes. Such is the circle of life and the demographics of Reddit.
1 cfbWORKING 2020-03-04
Bernie would be a rightoid in Britain
1 aqouta 2020-03-04
Bernie would be banned in Bong land for being too edgy. You'd need a license to listen to the bern
1 southy1995 2020-03-04
They imprison people for misgendering there. They are truly disarmed subjects of the crown.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6687123/Mother-arrested-children-calling-transgender-woman-man.html
https://spectator.us/misgendering-child-british-journalist/
1 knickerblocker 2020-03-04
Democrats would be on the far left in Britain. Labour is basically a left-wing party economically but all of their voters are "muh Greggs" and "ate Pakis, just as".
1 cfbWORKING 2020-03-04
Sweetie do better
1 knickerblocker 2020-03-04
I vote in British elections. I just did.
1 darth_tiffany 2020-03-04
tbf Britbong Bernie is way shittier than the real one.
1 denpcdwdne 2020-03-04
The title of this post is one of those few things I read over and over again, yet still find satisfying each time.
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1 Woolgun 2020-03-04
Rare moment of Chapos realizing you can't just have a revolution and figure everything out later, or the authoritarians will just seize power while you're trying to figure out who's gonna be on the Funko Pop designing committee
1 vsehorrorshow93 2020-03-04
god I hate fucking larping commies when they talk about ‘organizing’
1 DangerNut 2020-03-04
How do you organize the working class when you don't have a job or know anyone with a job?
1 Ideasforfree 2020-03-04
How do you convince a population to revolt when they won't even go vote?
1 aqouta 2020-03-04
And when they do it's for your mortal enemy
1 nutterbutterscones 2020-03-04
Organizing means owning guns. But somehow they never figured this part out.
1 darth_tiffany 2020-03-04
These are the same people that go to actual organizing meetings and start screaming about preferred pronouns and fragrance-free environments. Real activists don't want them either.
1 Woolgun 2020-03-04
Sweetie face the reality, this is what most leftists are now.
Combination of economic anxiety making it hard to actually afford to do anything, academia talking about US imperialism and whiteness n shit making people lose any cultural and national identity, and internet (plus probably corporatism and wokeism to an extent too) erasing local scenes and movements created a generation with massive identity crisis, and many of them wrangled their way into the left and created their own social club with catgirls, epic queer gay luxury socialism, no heckin ableism and capeshit/Harry Potter references.
Or something, I dunno but it makes sense to me.
1 darth_tiffany 2020-03-04
Not to be a seriousposting faggot but real activists do still exist. Like anything it requires you to be mature and resilient and have actual skills other than crying about how oppressed and frail you are.
1 informat6 2020-03-04
What's even the point of that sub? It's basically just /r/PoliticalHumor.
1 texanapocalypse33 2020-03-04
Yeah I was hoping for some memes from both sides, but it's literally just more Berniebros and trannies
1 WeWuzKANG5 2020-03-04
Describing 99.9% of reddit atm.
1 Lolbertians 2020-03-04
It used to be a really great meme sub last year but post Iowa Caucus it's been downhi
1 p2ctFdCZLcg4sbKCZKVc 2020-03-04
I really wanna see these revolution larpers try to start "their revolution"
1 RahaneIsACuck 2020-03-04
No matter the country, every election its the same for reddit users.
1 Lolbertians 2020-03-04
It's always the stupid fucking Boomers!!
1 leva549 2020-03-04
It would be more fun if Bernie got the nom but lost the general tbh. Dementia battle is good too I guess.
1 Lolbertians 2020-03-04
Bernout salt is the purest politicope and should be cherished for all it's bounty
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1 PlebbitBronzeUser 2020-03-04
https://www.reddit.com/r/WayOfTheBern/comments/fcte0n/super_tuesday_megathread/fjg9bq6?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x
" Don't knock, just get inside directly. That will show your determination "
At first, I thought this dude was from around here... but noooo... look at his post history, he's dead serious lol...
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
If Warren cockblocks Bernie I swear to god, Im gonna hate women forever.
Oh I love it calling women incels as you go incel all because you empowered the she beast to think for herself and she didn’t vote for the white male you wanted her to vote for. Wow progressive sandwich tastes good but still have huge student debts cause I just did to women and blacks what my parents did to me. Sold me rainbow cherry pie go get a degree do something you love. Now I’m just another Berner. Do you want me to leave room for cream?
1 DangerNut 2020-03-04
Bernie Bros acting like Bernie Bros. This is shocking.
Who would have thought that a candidate whose base mainly consists of morons that think getting a twitter account registers them to vote in an election tends to do shitty?
Its weird right?
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
Socialism is enturing the manestream!!!
*wipes drool
1 throwaway130971 2020-03-04
1 OniTan 2020-03-04
They're still neck in neck. The other 3 are delusional if they think they're going to win.
1 throwaway130971 2020-03-04
Fuck off, doomers. Sanders is going to fuck the entire DNC tonight and show Biden and every other self-important cunt what actual grassroots support looks like.
All the Betos and Petes and Amys in the world don't equal even a fraction of a percentage of the power of the common people behind him.
Like what is this shit? Even my own father is a big Bernie guy who's on a monthly payment plan; he's donated over two grand and today he's all doom and gloom acting like it's already over.
What the fuck is the point of working yourselves to death and fighting as hard as you can only to turn into a bitch at the final hour? Why go so far only to give up during the final stretch? Why'd you even bother in the first place if you were going to crumble during the climax?
1 SamManilla 2020-03-04
As much as I hear OP's jab at Sanders' supporters parroted, I can't help but notice you're doing the exact thing you're accusing them of by pretending one state represents all states.
1 Nezzajj 2020-03-04
Is November really gunna be between two white senile trans blacks?
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
“If you’re rowing upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a dog house?.... None. ‘Cause ice cream doesn’t have bones’”
-Joe Biden Democratic Presidential Candidate 2020
1 Nezzajj 2020-03-04
I refuse to believe he said that
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
Wanna watch the clip?
1 watermark1917 2020-03-04
MSNBC and WAPO doesn't mirror reality either retard. To anyone but idiot liberals.
Congratulations to Donald Trump on getting 8 more years.
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2020-03-04
👆👆👆 THIS!!! 👆👆👆
1 Parker218 2020-03-04
My post about bernie got 10,000 upvotes the whole US basically agrees with me... Retard redditors
1 MoistLanguage 2020-03-04
bonus pasta
As a 33-year old Millennial - so much this. You cannot buy Bernie into Office. Fuck your donations IF YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY GOING TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE/DORM AND FUCKING VOTE. If you're donating to Bernie and buying Bernie merch and Tweeting/posting/reposting/re-blogging stuff about Bernie but not voting then fuck you and the horse you rode in on.
Bernie will not get elected if all you do is send freaking money. This is not a streaming media service subscription. Generation X are the ones out there busting their asses holding off the Baby Boomers and Silent Generation and made it so that Bernie managed to tie with Biden. Thank you to Generation X. The real MVPs.
As for Zoomers and Millennials (that includes me in the latter): you're fucking cancelled until you prove you're worth half a shit. The Baby Busters (Generation X) are busting their asses. Texas, Massachusetts, Minnesota and maybe North Carolina were winnable states had under-45 voters bothered to show. I knew it was a bad sign when a source said a ton of students at a university in California didn't even know it was Primary day in California, didn't care, and announced that they planned to stay home. "I have other stuff to do." People like that are essentially undeclared Biden supporters whether they realize it or not. That's literally what they're effectively doing.
I say Bernie should focus on peeling away some Boomers by hammering Biden on Social Security over the next week. Focus on Social Security and Trade/NAFTA (big in Michigan). Forget Zoomers and Millennials until they prove themselves. All the blaming and lashing out at Warren and harassing Warren supporters in the world isn't going to change the fact that this is primarily our fault. There is no DNC rigging and we can still win even if Warren remains in the race. The fault lies with 17 to 40 year old no-shows. Time to stop blaming Warren and "DNC rigging". They haven't rigged shit since Iowa. Young people are asleep at the wheel.
FUCK A SNAKE EMOJI. ARE YOU VOTING AND GETTING YOUR BERNIE-SUPPORTING FRIENDS AND FAMILY TO VOTE TOO???
This isn't citizens of Metropolis sitting around watching Superman defeat Brainiac or General Zod. This is us giving energy (votes) to Goku's Spirit Bomb to defeat Buu.
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1 nuxwcrtns 2020-03-04
Totally agree with you.
Using midterms as an excuse for not being able to vote is unacceptable. Campuses should have polling stations. And if they don't, then maybe post-secondary students should have pushed for that; considering they happen on a regular basis, it's still not an excuse. Saying you care, being an activist; without actually voting, you're proving how useless your intent is.
1 pacificus_76 2020-03-04
Voting is for old people
1 fernguts 2020-03-04
That was a really fun read, and I say that as someone who was rooting for Bernie. What's best for the world is not what's best for dramacoin.
1 chtuzpah 2020-03-04
The real voters were just biden their time
1 darth_tiffany 2020-03-04
Cope aside it is pretty funny that states that will absolutely never ever ever in a million years go for a Democrap in a national election get to decide who the nominee is. It's a beautifully engineered machine of drama.
Literally the only states that ultimately count are Pennsylvania Ohio Michigan and Florida, none of which have had their primaries yet.
1 Laser_Printer 2020-03-04
While Elizabeth Warren is the Google Chrome Tab of politics the fact she's beating Bernie is more of a sign of the dems failure more than anything.
1 MrGoodieMob 2020-03-04
She isn’t beating Bernie in any metric
1 Frostfright 2020-03-04
I'm still laughing about how 2 years ago, Biden was the cool old guy the left made memes about. "He's totally Obama's bro, you guys!" But then as soon as they see that free cake and ice cream from Bernie they drop Biden like a sack of shit.
I hated Biden before it was cool, and I want people to know that. Also, I'm totally voting for him.
1 AugustinesBitchBoy 2020-03-04
Never thought I'd say this but giving out fake reddit coins is probably more useful.
1 collectijism 2020-03-04
He needs a third house one in the city one on the lake for summer maybe an aspen retreat for winter
1 sobratonix 2020-03-04
What are chapotards going to accelerate? Obesity? "41%" rates?
1 LbortZ 2020-03-04
>lol if biden wins the nomination and then goes on to win the general, the left will be totally crushed
wtf i love biden now?