Boris Johnson bout to Brexit this earthly realm ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ˜ท

0  2020-04-06 by The_Live_Ghost

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Be sure to check the r/worldnews thread for gloating and finger wagging at the gloating.

Well, I mean as read another books go, this is way on the milder end of the spectrum, veering into neutral or even commendable. I'd appreciate a Silmarillion reference more of course ๐Ÿ™„

broke๐Ÿ‘Ž: comparing Daddy to Voldemort

woke๐Ÿ‘: comparing Daddy to Ar-Pharazon

Bespoke: Comparing daddy to Lucian Gregory

๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

๐Ÿ‘: comparing him to hitler

Thats even more tried than wandshit. ๐Ÿค 

Comparing him to all my exes when I tell him heโ€™s the best I ever had ๐Ÿฅฐ

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Cringe ๐Ÿคข

Swordshitters stay away โš”๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ—ก

Thou shall not pass ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

It goes slightly into cringe territory, but it has the right idea in that it is saying real life politics is not like popular media franchise ๐Ÿš„

Imagine thinking he read the books and didn't just watch the movies ๐ŸŽŸ๏ธ lol

Bet it wasnt even the extended versions the filthy animal

Still trahs. No Bombadil no buy. ๐Ÿค 

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It's not like planting the two trees is going to replace the light of the two towers. Ungoliant still hungers. ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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At least this is lord of the ๐Ÿ’ and not some other wand shit

DUDE DEATH EATERS LMAO BRO VOLDEMORT BRO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

Maybe it's worst LOTR fans smell and are insufferable, at least there are girls in the Harry Potter fanbase ๐Ÿ˜Œ

"girls" (โ™‚๏ธ)

thats not a girl?? ๐Ÿ˜•๐Ÿ˜•

That is 100% a totally valid girl. Don't believe the bigots in this sub. Come join us in AHS where all of is get laid with genuine girls ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ

I've always had the ambition to slither in some trussy ๐Ÿ˜‰

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And "girls" (๐Ÿ‹)

Their parents always have money ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ต

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Its not even that. The comment is explicitly rejecting the comparison.๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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Read๐Ÿ˜ฉAnother๐Ÿ˜ตBook๐Ÿคฃ

When people tell you to read another book, so you pick another one with wizards

๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด

Honestly this is the only way to communicate with such troglodytes ๐Ÿคก

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Tolkien is fine ๐Ÿงโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Yes it did you philistine ๐Ÿ˜’

This week is going to be real stupid, isn't it?

๐Ÿƒ

It only gets stupider ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ

Perfect for drama coin ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I don't think there was ever any doubt. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ๐Ÿ˜ญ ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

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The funny thing is the markets kept ๐Ÿ“ˆ even when the news was released.

It's over for bongs

Imagine America crashing because some Greek classics major died ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ

I will carry on his ideological mission in his stead ๐Ÿ˜ฅ

Hope he lives ๐ŸŒฑโœจ would make some people annoyed

ahahahahha

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Hello yes, as a resident of the greatest country to ever be known, yes I am referring to GREAT Britain. I humbly request the mods to please fuck of with the petulant need for emojis. It's a rather trying time here, I've cried 3 times in the past hour as my hopes for a proper Brexit hangs in the balance. I implore everyone whom participates in this community to say a prayer for Boris Johnson in this trying time.

Thank you. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Just hard brexit yourself by launching a homemade nuclear missile to brussels ๐Ÿค 

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First Rob Ford and now BoJo. ๐Ÿ˜ฅ Why are all the great buffons taken from us before their time? ๐Ÿ˜”

He's not dead yet ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

If he's on a ventilator then you may as well assume that he's going to be dead soon.

Also, RIP in peace Rob Ford ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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He's not on a ventilator. At least... it hasn't been reported. ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/194560 in general population (pre-corona) people put on ventilators die in 30% of the cases ๐Ÿ™„

https://www.physiciansweekly.com/mortality-rate-of-covid-19-patients-on-ventilators/

There are a lot of misconceptions about "ventilators". Some models can be used (and often are) for rather generic oxygen therapy like CPAP, i.e. through a mask, you do all the breathing. The survival for that should be high.

The real issue (and there are growing concerns about if this is actually efficient for COVID19) is invasive/mechanical ventilation, when you're sedated and the machine does the breathing for you while you're essentially comatose and intubated. The mortality (see link) is very high for this measure, and for the next step (ECMO), and somewhere between 50-90%.

From the articles Boris is not intubated. Yet. That's quite the hardcore experience I wouldn't wish on my worst enemies, so I hope he won't need it, although I consider him a dangerous idiot for promoting that herd immunity crap and minimizing the danger, so I'd really love to slap him when he's out of the hospital for being dangerously low IQ.

Mandatory insanity:๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€โค๏ธโ€๐Ÿ’‹โ€๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟโ€๐Ÿคโ€๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿฟ

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๐Ÿ‘†โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ‘†โ˜๏ธ

just put him on the ๐Ÿ›’

he'll be ๐ŸฅŒโ˜  in a โณ

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Cause they're fat fucks. Fatcels never stood a chance ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค

๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Get ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง Borexit ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง done ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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Critical support for Rona

๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž๐Ÿคž

The problem is that 1) you possess a sheep mentality and are unable to think or exercise logic of your own free will, and in fact are not even capable of thought outside the societal norms you've been indoctrinated with, 2) science has not yet caught up with the subtle levels of energy of which the occult and other metaphysical phenomenon occur, and 3) even if you were capable of free thought and science were able to measure these phenomenon, you are not intelligent enough to comprehend any of it.

I mean, I could try explaining it to you. But is it worth my time? You are already of the mindset that jerking off to tranny porn is completely harmless so long as the men have makeup on. It seems their agenda has done permanent damage to your mind and you are beyond reach.

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Boris on his way to hell ๐Ÿฅต:

โ€œLmao still got brexit tho ๐Ÿ˜Žโ€

"My work here is done, I'm needed elsewhere" ๐Ÿ‘ผ

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zoz

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Heard immunity? more like ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚ nerd immunity, bojo will be with god ๐Ÿง”๐Ÿฟ soon while we're stuck on this rock๐Ÿ™„

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Best title Ive seen in a hot minute ๐Ÿ˜‚

NOT A GOOD START BORIS ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

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