Jesus Christ, she hit the wall so hard that when she woke up she was a trad thot.
I don't understand this marriage. She is the biggest loser you can possibly be while still having some measure of fame and money to your name, and I have no idea why anyone would marry her. He must have owed a giant gambling debt to the mob, and the only way to pay it off was to put a ring on Big Chungus.
She's a famous stand-up comedian that gets paid pretty well for what she does. Stand up comedy pays very well if you consistently tour and have a strong following. Just because she's not your favorite comedian (Joe Rogan) it doesn't mean she doesn't have thousands of fans who will pay good money to see her talk about what foods fit in her vagina.
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Her career is pretty much over right? She was mildly successful for like a couple of years but then I feel like I stopped hearing about her altogether.
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Since the 2016 election there's been a natural Democrat backing-off from some of their most indulgent political liabilities. Think about how you barely ever hear about 👨🏿 Lives Matter anymore.
Greta Thunberg is WAY better for Dems than Amy Schumer. Fat Activism is super divisive even within the democratic party. 🌍 activism is a major unifier and even has tons of fans way outside the party. If Greta Thunberg can annoy a lot of people into thinking once again that the left is mainly about the 🌍, instead of mainly about propping up ugly fat losers, she's done her job.
To be fair, with studios largely closed they're probably feeling serious pressure to line up fresh content, any content for the next six to eight months. Assuming this was filmed entirely on Schumer's dime and pitched for probably a reasonable price they'd be silly not to take it. It doesn't matter if it sucks, getting something new on air probably keeps a lot of decision makers at Food Network employed.
She never really recovered from the Netflix special bomb (exacerbated by the fact that Netflix completely changed their rating system because of it) and those terrible Bud Light commercials with Seth Rogan.
Counter-point, you don't have time to fuck up enough in a one month span to consider yourself 'a cook'. But yeah you should be able to cook meats and rice by that point.
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2 blue_chads 2020-04-12
Jesus Christ, she hit the wall so hard that when she woke up she was a trad thot.
I don't understand this marriage. She is the biggest loser you can possibly be while still having some measure of fame and money to your name, and I have no idea why anyone would marry her. He must have owed a giant gambling debt to the mob, and the only way to pay it off was to put a ring on Big Chungus.
2 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-12
She's a famous stand-up comedian that gets paid pretty well for what she does. Stand up comedy pays very well if you consistently tour and have a strong following. Just because she's not your favorite comedian (Joe Rogan) it doesn't mean she doesn't have thousands of fans who will pay good money to see her talk about what foods fit in her vagina.
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1 -Acceptable-Risk- 2020-04-12
It say they want to “bring attention to domestic violence” with this show and it’s entirely shot by them alone in their house. 🤔👀🍿
1 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-12
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1 MasterLawlz 2020-04-12
Her career is pretty much over right? She was mildly successful for like a couple of years but then I feel like I stopped hearing about her altogether.
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1 CitrusDelicious 2020-04-12
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1 CitrusDelicious 2020-04-12
Since the 2016 election there's been a natural Democrat backing-off from some of their most indulgent political liabilities. Think about how you barely ever hear about 👨🏿 Lives Matter anymore.
Greta Thunberg is WAY better for Dems than Amy Schumer. Fat Activism is super divisive even within the democratic party. 🌍 activism is a major unifier and even has tons of fans way outside the party. If Greta Thunberg can annoy a lot of people into thinking once again that the left is mainly about the 🌍, instead of mainly about propping up ugly fat losers, she's done her job.
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-04-12
If you call a national show on the Food Network over, maybe but it seems likes she’s just getting started.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-04-12
I mean shit that most people will actually watch
1 RecallRethuglicans 2020-04-12
The Food Network is better than what you’re on.
1 MasterLawlz 2020-04-12
Okay
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-04-12
To be fair, with studios largely closed they're probably feeling serious pressure to line up fresh content, any content for the next six to eight months. Assuming this was filmed entirely on Schumer's dime and pitched for probably a reasonable price they'd be silly not to take it. It doesn't matter if it sucks, getting something new on air probably keeps a lot of decision makers at Food Network employed.
1 rakrakaon 2020-04-12
She never really recovered from the Netflix special bomb (exacerbated by the fact that Netflix completely changed their rating system because of it) and those terrible Bud Light commercials with Seth Rogan.
1 RochelleH 2020-04-12
Which one was that? They were all fucking terrible.
1 rakrakaon 2020-04-12
The commercial? It was the one with her and Seth talking about equal pay or something like that.
1 porygonzguy 2020-04-12
So he's gonna be doing all the work while she just takes credit for it.
Cool cool cool cool 😎
2 cfbWORKING 2020-04-12
The man cooks while the millennial women makes sugary cocktails that only people of Dixie would enjoy. Pretty fair representation of mordant women
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1 HodorLePortePorte 2020-04-12
She’s literally going to make drinks 🍹 🍸 🍷😎 while he works
1 AccioHermionesIUD 2020-04-12
You just described her entire comedy career. 😊🍑🤛
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1 elephantofdoom 2020-04-12
The fact that you can learn to cook to a level of at least basic competency in a month proves there is no excuse to be relying on hotpockets.
1 OrphanScript 2020-04-12
Counter-point, you don't have time to fuck up enough in a one month span to consider yourself 'a cook'. But yeah you should be able to cook meats and rice by that point.
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1 RochelleH 2020-04-12
A chef was the last person Schumer needed to marry.
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