bring sun inside the body

Remember the picture of him staring at the eclipse?

Yeah. Checkmate libs.

5d chess confirmed

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No its not.

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Trumpoids: ACKSHUALLY he meant something totally normal and coherent

ACKSHUALLY Trump was just trying to be helpful and give us hope!!!!!!!!!

^{this is a "legitimate argument" Trumpers are using}

legitimate

argument

What did he mean by this r/drama?

Well, they think it's legitimate

I'm a filthy halfbreed and only half-Trumptoid, but he could at least tell us the name of the chemical to inject. I know he's kind of a smooth brain at times but, like, I like to pretend that he has enough sense to know that putting the fucking sun in a syringe is not feasible.

Although if he did manage that it would be kinda cool, just inject people with the bloody sun and watch then poof into nuclear flames.

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Get a load of this retarded janny on the nursing home subreddit

https://www.reddit.com/r/Conservative/comments/g6zjk8/fact_check_no_trump_didnt_propose_injecting/foe5s9h?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x

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My theory is that maybe his medical advisors were brainstorming, throwing everything at the wall to see what stuck.

I really doubt that medical advisors were debating about injecting disinfectants into your body.

They might have been. Wasn't one of his top medical advisors a professional labradoodle breeder?

It's possible that one of them got frustrated and told Daddy to drink bleach.

Now that is a sound theory.

NPR said this exact thing this morning. Almost word for word.

let me explain

Why the fuck is the president so incoherent he needs a random rightoid on reddit to explain his statement.

We have a president who has been willing to give unprecedented access to updates and his decision making process, and people crap all over him for not using the perfect terminology when speaking off the cuff.

If this were Obama he’d do a press conference once a week where he read off a teleprompter and didn’t take questions.

Quick bring up Obama

It's ohbummers fault for lacking brain damage

I think by electing a black man, we broke the universe's unhandled exception and now we're in freefall

im obame ama

What color is your knob

my doorknob is yellow

Do you ever lick your finger then scratch your bunghole then smell it?

yes

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ACKSHUALLY he's still more coherent than Biden so suck it up libtards 😎😎😎

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“So supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just a very powerful light — and I think you said that hasn’t been checked because of the testing," Donald said, speaking to Bryan during the briefing. "And then I said supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or some other way and I think you said you’re going to test that too."

Why... why does Uncle Donald wanna shoot light beams inside my body?? 😳 It's not like it's anything but filth and misery inside anyway 😑

It's not like it's anything but filth and misery inside anyway 😑

thats what the lightbeams will clear out and then you wont have the virus any more

The filth and misery were inside Woolgun long before the virus was.

But... that would make me dead inside

no it would make the virus's dead

He was the virus inside himself all along

Clear Quartz is The Master Healer crystal and is best at directing those beams. Amazonite will help your mind focus to receive the light beam energy better. Namaste.

I want him to shoot white hot loads into your body

Yeah that's what the initiation ritual for glow-in-the-darks looks like 😍😎

Lol fuck a fed

You're overdue for a chest X-ray, that's why.

Boomer moment ♿️️

Sleepy Donald drinking isopropyl!

He got worried Biden was coming for the dementia daddy crown and upped his game

glormpf is big dumb but damn if he isn't entertaining

Yeah, in these dark times he brightens my day everytime.

Imagine if the American president during the Spanish Flu had been more entertaining. Like if he'd overseen the most corrupt administration ever, alowing the selling of the nations oil reserves to line the pockets of his cronies. Or if he appointed K.A.s of gangsters to political office who would later be accused of fraud, blackmail, corruption and perjury all the while drinking himself unconcious most days during a time of national prohibition. And that's not even going into his habit of fucking the shit out of his colleagues wives and daughters allegedly fathering at least two illegitimate children.

Yes, our plague president is fun; but imagine how much fun Warren G. Harding could have been.

imagine how much fun Warren G. Harding could have been.

R E N T F R E E

I, too, have Ohio Gang Derangement Syndrome

Wait a second are you mad?

I think he's sad Daddy isn't getting day drunk only to sell out the nation and bang every broad in sight. Cause let's be real, that'd be the absolute shit to witness if Daddy did that.

Bingo.

He is pretty entertaining if you're not an Amerifat.

How have we not considered injecting Isopropyl Alcohol into the lungs or somehow "bringing powerful UV light" into the body!? It's so simple!

or somehow "bringing powerful UV light" into the body!? It's so simple!

You'll laugh your ass off, but the same company that's currently has exclusive rights for the production of COVID-19 IgG/IgM Point of Care Rapid Test (https://aytubio.com/covid-19/) is also trying to fast-track through the FDA its technology for "administering intermittent ultraviolet (UV) A light via a novel endotracheal medical device".

Bäsed dâddy trying to get rightoïds an heroed 🥰🥰

Btw your odds of dying of this if you're under 40 are at best 1 in 3000 lmao enjoy the great depression

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Bro figure it out

That means 30-40 drama subscribers would die if we all got it. I can only hope the rate's actually higher.

Can't wait for my UV pills and bleach syrup. Already ordered them from InfoWars.com. They have a great sale going on. Order them both and you will get free pack of menthol cigarettes to clean your nostrils and other parts of your respiratory system from the WhuFlu.

It's astounding logic. Disinfectant kills germs, therefore it'll kill corona too. What could possibly go wrong?

Disinfectant does kill corona. Just kills people too 😎

Remember that angry ret@rd who was here like 2 months ago, who always seethed uncontrollably whenever someone made fun of El Hombre Anaranjado? And would always accuse everyone else of being the seething ones? His name was something like "sluggy" iirc. I wonder where that guy's been.

Probably hooked up to a respirator

Coronachan really is the great filter, isn't she?

J*nners? Can we get any insight on this?

The other guy actually made a good point, chugalug/sluggybug/whatever disappeared as soon as COVID19 was getting bad in Burgerstan, and he didn't come back when /r/drama reopened its borders, so he might actually be dying.

I wish you could remember the name, I'd check to see if they were banned

Sluggyjug! That's it. I knew it was that rhyming pattern, and I knew "sluggy" was in there, so I just tried 1-syllable words ending in "-ug" til I found him. It wasn't that hard, there aren't many of those.

Angry manlet for sure. And definitely not collectijism.

Okay so I checked the ban list and there's no sluggyjug. Maybe we can convince him to grace is with his presence?

He was pretty unfunny. He struck me as the kind of guy who likes Ben Shapiro and gets sincerely angry at people who don't. I'd rather we brought collectijism back.

But I like making serious people mad. Collectijism isn't banned, either. He's just hanging out in deux

He wasn't entertainingly mad though. He didn't really turn into a full-blown ßperg, he just called people sîmps and ran off. He was like a very, very poor man's Grandpa Ticktock.

Lame! At least tick tick will bantz, even if he's getting wrecked

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You don’t mean Collectijism, do you? Where the hell has he been?

I don't think so. Collectijism occasionally was funny. This dude just rageposted.

Oh huh, guess I missed out on that one.

Jesus take the needle

"fuck off jesus get your own heroin"

How did a random heroin addict get a completely clean and bleached human skull?

Oh yeah, that. Jesus brought that.

How long before he announces we live in the Matrix/are all in a dream and tells people to off themselves?

Hopefully soon. I want a reset on this shovelware

4 more years!!

Amanda Todd was ahead of her time

Holy shit, I thought this was a joke.

27d Mouse Trap

Spez: okay hear me out. Maybe the problem is he was trying to play Operation this whole time?

The goal of Operation is to take things out of the body

Starting with the penis.

These upcoming debates will be a thing of beauty. If either boomer king is destined to get their burger traditional coronary soon, please let it be after a few of these absolutely senile, televised debates.

Based and redpilled

I can't believe he just invented chemotherapy for viruses and all the lefties care about is him also telling everyone to drink bleach. That's a casual Friday for me to rid me of my impure thoughts, but just like heathen lefties to not partake in that holy practice.

Checkmatte antivaxxers!

>Biden is still r3t@rded enough to lose to this

The first capital B Based president

Daddy tells us all to drink bleach

I wish.

Orange daddy suppa smart science man.

I can take a 9-inch dildo up my butt, because I'm an adult and I solve my own problems

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...oh, he's bl*ck.

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fill this with bleach and just ram it down your throat. if your stomach hurts you went down the wrong chute; try again

Maybe if we get instant full-body skin cancer or inject bleach we can kill the virus. Are you testing this yet, CDC? You're not? Fucking libtards, gimme ur funding xd

He's going to get a second term. Hahahahahaha.

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If there's a venn diagram of this guys stupidity and Joe Biden's senility, it'd be a single dot.

The debates are going to be fucking amazing - two senile pensioners dribbling on each other to rule one of the word's two superpowers.

Glorious.

I'm so excited, after either of these two win in 2020, 2024 is gonna have such a low bar. We'll take juggling and animal noises at the debates and be convinced they're fit to be president.

Bleach is the cure to rid the world of burgers.

The person everyone talks about suggests 'injection' of disinfectant to beat coronameme and 'clean' the lungs

A Homeland Security official, under questioning from reporters, later said federal laboratories are not considering such a treatment option.

Imagine just looking at the data that’s publicly available on dozens of sites instead of listening to inflammatory headlines like this omg I hate u Reddit

It's like the light of Jesus, folks, Tremendous tremendous Jesus light, inside. Like - if, so... Like if Chi-na had tried Jesus light, maybe, but they don't have Jesus - it's true! - they don't have Jesus. Terrible, just terrible. Obama had stockpiled Jesus light but then he used it all on some wine flu. Many people are saying. My generals say, they say Sir, Obama used all the Jesus light on the wine and now we don't have any. No Obama Jesus light and no Chi-na Jesus light. But I brought Jesus light back to America folks. Just put it inside and it's like a miracle! The Chi-na virus just disappears. It just disappears. Believe me.

https://v.redd.it/048ery4q0ou41

I’m scoured the publicly available data and you’re right brother! Lmao at these libtards that want to die just to own daddy. Meanwhile I’ll be over here injecting my daily freedom cocktail of ammonia mixed with bleach living la vida rona free!

Hell yeah brother

I think at one point, argument should be, he's a really not a President, why would you listen to him?

You know how Nixon would get drunk and tell his aides to launch the nukes and they would just say yes sir and "lose" the order? You know shit like that has been a daily occurrence for the past 3 years.

How is this even news, he says shit way more ridiculous than this regularly. Msm has lost its focus and become super deranged ever since they quadrupled down on the russia narrative, and it failed. Then every subsequent contrived narrative that has failed has just sent them further into this panic tale spin seeking out influencing the end of drunpf. Covid19 will soon be part of the their greatest hits, and if this one doesn’t work and drunpf beats Biden it’s going to be very good drama! I personally enjoyed Russia and kashollgi a lot, but racism is a solid number they could revisit at anytime.

How is this even news, he says shit way more ridiculous than this regularly.

Wew lad?

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Droppers bb, is this another one where you're gonna tell me tomorrow that you're really a centrist and you were just pretending to be r-slurred? 🙄

Radical centrist* this is the radical centrist take, we don’t trust the media or conspiracy theories iirc

Shhh, just give them this one, they don't have much.