They dont give a fuck. Think about how you react to vegans telling you not to eat animals. Thats how Chinese feel when you tell them which animals not to eat. They dont care, they just think youre a bleeding heart softie and theyre right. The only reason to not eat dog is it tastes like shit but these are people who eat rotten eggs so let them at it.
Yes but then they come to Burgerland and cough on us and give us gross exotic diseases. I don't care if they eat endangered animals, but they should have a ban on international travel.
I own a Zimbabwean bank note! It's one of my favorite souvenirs. For a second I thought that I had some sort of collector's item, but then I realized that by definition of hyperinflation, there are a shitload of these things around.
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China can only own you if you hamstring yourself with a court system that recognizes international agreements as worth anything
Zimbabwe and all these African countries will just do what China does and after they invests 900 trillion billion dollars they will just renege on their 300 year contracts and take it all.
There aren't any international 100 billion dollar Zimbabwe or even African based international companies reliant on China they can punish. China is really making a big mistake thinking they can use the same investment schemes to gain leverage over Africa as they can over the west.
A non-trivial number of these debtor countries will just pull the same shit they've pulled with Western loans over the past century and just cut and run with the money.
China’s Africa pivot is the most r-slurred foreign policy decision of all time. None of their usual sneaky
Tricks will work there and they have no soft power to isolate countries that talk back to them like the us does.
The minerals are still there and not useful without an international company getting involved. China is playing the long game. Plus a lot of the loan money goes straight back to Chinese construction companies in the first place.
The minerals are still there and not useful without an international company getting involved.
Uhhh yeah, that's why they're letting China build them some fancy new roads, some ports, and some mines. Once it's all up and they don't need China anymore they are not going to just say 'Oh well now that all the short term benefits have been realized I guess we have to actually submit to you fucking us in the ass for 90 years like the contract says! I sure wish we didn't have such an iron-clad legal system."
They'll kick the Chinese out and contract out to a european/russian company to run them all with much more African labour with a much better contract that is worth it for them to abide by.
And sell them where? Businesses don't buy minerals that fell off the back of a bulk carrier, these things are sold with history and provenance. What is or isn't considered "conflict minerals" is pretty political; no-one has clean hands in Africa, so you can bet that China will be able to find a way to put them on the naughty list. Even if they don't manage that, the end buyer is going to want a provenance, and who's that going to be if not China?
To Indonesia, India, America and China. Not to the party officials who had their organs harvested for making bad investments in Africa, but their successors.
Nobody gives a shit if a bunch of stupid bat eaters got burned on an investment everyone else knew they would get burned on.
That's why none of those other countries were dumb enough to invest billions into Africa with only paper to back it up.
Everyone needs paladium and diamonds. No one cares if the
The US has countless military bases in Africa, the NSA has the entire continent wiretapped, the CIA can realistically orchestrate a coup. More importantly, the retirement plan of every African leader is to move their family to London or New York along with all the wealth as they can embezzle.
Meanwhile China's investments are glorified games of pass the parcel - sign off on a 300 billion infrastructure deal, funnel as much money as possible back to yourself, let your successor worry about upholding the lease (i.e. arranging another mega-deal to keep the African courts friendly). Sooner or later some hapless CCP official gets burned when the money dries up and all the projects are nationalised.
Noooooooo but what about pan-Africanism! You can't say anything about West Africa. You have to always support your soul brothers from 5000km away who are from a very different nation and culture.
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4 NZVikingRugger 2020-04-25
They dont give a fuck. Think about how you react to vegans telling you not to eat animals. Thats how Chinese feel when you tell them which animals not to eat. They dont care, they just think youre a bleeding heart softie and theyre right. The only reason to not eat dog is it tastes like shit but these are people who eat rotten eggs so let them at it.
1 TrailerParkRide 2020-04-25
Yes but then they come to Burgerland and cough on us and give us gross exotic diseases. I don't care if they eat endangered animals, but they should have a ban on international travel.
1 FineeeeeeeAsFuck 2020-04-25
Dogs are not endangered sweaty
1 NZVikingRugger 2020-04-25
Mad cow disease...
1 GourmetImp 2020-04-25
...yes
1 NZVikingRugger 2020-04-25
To India MCD is an exotic disease from the West because they're eating animals they shouldn't be.
1 911roofer 2020-04-25
Who cares what Indians think? They still have designated shitting streets.
1 NZVikingRugger 2020-04-25
Isnt that better than just shitting in every street like a heathen?
2 ashleychudd 2020-04-25
Will they let this slide, or go full colonist and show those darkies their place?
2 Pepperglue 2020-04-25
Good outcome either way.
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1 911roofer 2020-04-25
Africa was once the white man's grave. If China tries to force it, it might become the yellow man's.
2 1262663748488484 2020-04-25
King
1 911roofer 2020-04-25
I support this man for Prime minister of Zimbabwe.
4 Can_The_SRDine 2020-04-25
That name is literally all I need to know about this man.
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1 911roofer 2020-04-25
China is a bad position. Even Zimbabwe is dunking on them.
4 Can_The_SRDine 2020-04-25
I own a Zimbabwean bank note! It's one of my favorite souvenirs. For a second I thought that I had some sort of collector's item, but then I realized that by definition of hyperinflation, there are a shitload of these things around.
1 AwanBros 2020-04-25
I haven't see one, tbf.
1 DeficientRat 2020-04-25
Same. Bought a trillion dollar one.
2 king_of_retardland 2020-04-25
I am sick and tired of China bragging about their dog torturing and eating skills.
2 Spysix 2020-04-25
If only they ate pibbles 😞😞😞
1 WyPippo 2020-04-25
They do.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=3C_IcUmdELY
The brave Chinese are doing their part against the pibble menace.
What have you done?
1 Spysix 2020-04-25
Report them for biting even if they didn't just to put them down 😂😂😂
1 WyPippo 2020-04-25
o7
2 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2020-04-25
🔥
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1 Ultrashitposter 2020-04-25
At least the US only has one person with a twitter account to worry about
1 freet0 2020-04-25
Someone should probably tell him China owns his country
2 Canadapoli 2020-04-25
China can only own you if you hamstring yourself with a court system that recognizes international agreements as worth anything
Zimbabwe and all these African countries will just do what China does and after they invests 900 trillion billion dollars they will just renege on their 300 year contracts and take it all.
There aren't any international 100 billion dollar Zimbabwe or even African based international companies reliant on China they can punish. China is really making a big mistake thinking they can use the same investment schemes to gain leverage over Africa as they can over the west.
6 UpvoteIfYouDare 2020-04-25
A non-trivial number of these debtor countries will just pull the same shit they've pulled with Western loans over the past century and just cut and run with the money.
3 realwhoopiegoldberg3 2020-04-25
Right? China’s not going to go to war over a port or public works project.
1 I_Shah 2020-04-25
They don’t even have the force projection capability
1 Canadapoli 2020-04-25
They honestly couldn't invade Australia even if they wanted too.
3 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-04-25
China's military record after the Tang dynasty is just a gangbang vid.
1 Ingelri 2020-04-25
The crocs would get them just like they got the uppity nips
3 lorgar_was_right 2020-04-25
It would be especially unsurprising with Zimbabwe considering that’s exactly what they did to start the country 40 years ago.
2 Comrade_Natalie 2020-04-25
Das rite, bat boi
1 istural 2020-04-25
China’s Africa pivot is the most r-slurred foreign policy decision of all time. None of their usual sneaky Tricks will work there and they have no soft power to isolate countries that talk back to them like the us does.
1 m50d 2020-04-25
The minerals are still there and not useful without an international company getting involved. China is playing the long game. Plus a lot of the loan money goes straight back to Chinese construction companies in the first place.
1 Canadapoli 2020-04-25
Uhhh yeah, that's why they're letting China build them some fancy new roads, some ports, and some mines. Once it's all up and they don't need China anymore they are not going to just say 'Oh well now that all the short term benefits have been realized I guess we have to actually submit to you fucking us in the ass for 90 years like the contract says! I sure wish we didn't have such an iron-clad legal system."
They'll kick the Chinese out and contract out to a european/russian company to run them all with much more African labour with a much better contract that is worth it for them to abide by.
1 m50d 2020-04-25
And sell them where? Businesses don't buy minerals that fell off the back of a bulk carrier, these things are sold with history and provenance. What is or isn't considered "conflict minerals" is pretty political; no-one has clean hands in Africa, so you can bet that China will be able to find a way to put them on the naughty list. Even if they don't manage that, the end buyer is going to want a provenance, and who's that going to be if not China?
1 Canadapoli 2020-04-25
To Indonesia, India, America and China. Not to the party officials who had their organs harvested for making bad investments in Africa, but their successors.
Nobody gives a shit if a bunch of stupid bat eaters got burned on an investment everyone else knew they would get burned on.
That's why none of those other countries were dumb enough to invest billions into Africa with only paper to back it up.
Everyone needs paladium and diamonds. No one cares if the
1 FineeeeeeeAsFuck 2020-04-25
Like in recent times?
1 LombatWombat 2020-04-25
The US has countless military bases in Africa, the NSA has the entire continent wiretapped, the CIA can realistically orchestrate a coup. More importantly, the retirement plan of every African leader is to move their family to London or New York along with all the wealth as they can embezzle.
Meanwhile China's investments are glorified games of pass the parcel - sign off on a 300 billion infrastructure deal, funnel as much money as possible back to yourself, let your successor worry about upholding the lease (i.e. arranging another mega-deal to keep the African courts friendly). Sooner or later some hapless CCP official gets burned when the money dries up and all the projects are nationalised.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2020-04-25
Welching on the US is the number one risk factor for accidental deaths by hellfire missile.
1 _____kek_____ 2020-04-25
Can we mod this man
1 Canadapoli 2020-04-25
Based
1 thatevanguy2012 2020-04-25
Not sure if he is Muslim, but if so this could actually have more of a meaning behind it then just “haha Chinese eat dogs”
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1 Redactor0 2020-04-25
Noooooooo but what about pan-Africanism! You can't say anything about West Africa. You have to always support your soul brothers from 5000km away who are from a very different nation and culture.
1 GaysianSupremacist 2020-04-25
Black people are so fucking based holy shit.
1 Kramer_rulez 2020-04-25
KING dunks on Commies
1 DangerNut 2020-04-25
This is peak Africa. I know the edgy boys love to shit on the continent from their basement, bit goddamn can a good time be had in person.
1 ManicStonePulp 2020-04-25
Based black man does it again
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2020-04-25
If China doesn't eat the breed of peace, how else will we prevent overpopulation?