Menslibber does the right thing

1  2020-04-26 by Ultrashitposter

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Truly the most reprehensible and pathetic demographic on this side of the internet. 😠

His ancestors faced near-certain death storming the beaches of Normandy, and this f-slur is literally shaking from reporting a fictional harassment charge to the administrator of a Discord server. 😰

God help us all.

There is nothing more pathetic and sad as a /r/menslib user.

I hope that this is the end. r/Drama has a unique way of bringing out the worst in people. It really does, I think. The dynamic here is just so fucking toxic and it turns people into the worst possible people they can be.

Drama is an addiction. It should be classified as something more like heroine or meth than a game.

The legacy of Drama has been written large in blood, quite literally. Several Drama posters have committed mayocide, and this place enabled their downward spirals. u/DarqWolff's insanity was made far worse by this place. I've come to the conclusion that the internet, as a social platform, was a mistake.

It radicalizes people by isolating them with other people just like them and so they spiral into the worst versions of themselves. Drama made me a worse person, and it's made most of you worse people. It's been the breeding ground of pedophile groomers, alt-right killers, and suicidal narcissists. This place is a total fucking shithole and I spent three years of my life that I'll never get back immersed in it. It was a total waste and I'm going to regret this period of my life for the rest of my existence as will most of you.

Even the most moral people have been made worse for being here. I think that the fundamental issue with Drama is that due to the way reputations work, betrayal, secret cabals, two-faced bs, and bad faith negotiation isn't just prioritized, it's the only effective way to operate. Being a huge piece of shit to everybody around you and tearing them down like crabs in a bucket isn't just a viable strategy, it's actually the only viable strategy once Drama reached a certain size. It's all just a bunch of assholes circlejerking over how bad all the other assholes are, because it's impossible to do anything else short of outright genociding anybody who poses any sort of threat to Drama's security and dominance.

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I still don’t understand what this person was trying to say

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This "girl" has never been to an IRL meeting, I'm sure "she" will reward the white knight with "her" eternal love after this.

Could it be a trap?

It's always a trap.

what’s the main difference between a trap and a woman?

Traps should get rights

But they're both going to hell.

Correct, all who stray from the light of allah are doomed

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Oh fuck off

Holy shit I thought at the start he had to report someone to his boss. No he reported them to the "admin of the server" and this was terrifying?! This cunt has to be the biggest pussy on the Internet right?

I play dungeons and dragons a lot

Ofc he his.

Na D&D is awesome, but if you're having problems with a player you can deal with it like an adult or you can be a pussy and grass to the jannies like this cunt.

Nat 1 on your persuasion check hahaha!

Wholesome: 100

Na D&D is awesome

🤮🤮🤮🤮

Na D&D is awesome

Disgusting.

Bored games are so 2019

Aktshally D&D is a Pen&Paper game 🤓🤓🤓

😭😭😭

Why you gotta do me like that?

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

I'm okay with that.

I'm pretty sure that counts as a compliment here, actually.

Just a statement of fact.

It’s both honestly

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Imagine being a grown man and still trying to beat your high score in a children’s game

if you have a problem with a D&D player u just ask the DM to fuck him over until he ragequits.

effective AND entertaining!

As a DM I approve of this method.

I don't wanna seek out a group to play with because people who play DnD are more likely to maladjusted. I think the best thing would be finding out people you already like play.

I run 2 groups. One in my friend group and one with workmates. One of the girls in my friend group goes to a LGS group and says half of them are absolute cretins.

While the activity itself is alright, people interested in them are more likely to not be. And if you don't have anyone around that plays, your best bet seems to be converting non-playing friends.

Agreed. I used to think Lizzo had the biggest pussy on the internet, but this guy just won the gold medal.

G@mers are a plague.

Poor poor Taiwan it is a traitor province in rebellion against it's mother country and it can't go running dog over to another empire is weakening and get it to force the entire world to discard China's national sovereignty and accept it as a territory of the evil American empire instead. What will they do, ;_; poorest most pathetic people on Earth. Maybe fly in a few more crates of CIA dollars to spark up fake protests instead, maybe with the massive NSA spy regime over your entire country scanning all of your facebook posts and gmails and acquiring the data in the natsec servers in Raytheon acres and using it to discredit Chinese patriots and promote traitorous American running dogs you can start up a few more fake protests and manufacture a few more elections as the "choice" of the people.

But it's all just money down the drain because you're fading fast and China is rising and you cannot in fact just force the entire world to accept your imperialist conquest of Taiwan province from China! Oh poor Taiwan, poor America, other countries opinions matter and you cannot rule the entire world, sovereignity matters and the entire world is not just an American province, poor pathetic natsec state grifters trying to start wars and shed American blood for some stupid island in the Pacific so that they can advance their careers, their careers may be set back slightly and they may make slightly less money in the future and not be able to write garbage novels about how Putin is evil and controls the world because he won't let America use it's spy tool, the internet, to do the atrocity that was the Arab spring to Iran, China, and Russia like the parasitic natsec and military industrial complex desperately wants! Can't make the media rounds in msnbcwaponyt parasites, literally the dream of all these raytheon acres garbage, if they can't conquer China, Russia, Iran, and Venezuela and have no free territory left in the world not under the control of their grubby claws, that they feed off of the American people to supply!

Oh poor brainwashed Taiwanese running dogs, you thought this was all for you, that you were spitting on your own people and ancestors and country like a bunch of traitors out of "choice", when really you are watched at every moment and controlled like dogs by people who would snap your sl4nty eyed child's neck in a moment if it meant a single dollar!

FUCK CHOICE! FUCK DEMOCRACY! FUCK FREEDOM! FUCK TAIWAN! FUCK HONG KONG! YOU ARE CHINESE! YOU WILL ALWAYS BE CHINESE! GET TF OVER IT YOU LITTLE BITCHES!

Im coomin aaaaaaaa

You sat down and wrote all this shit. You could have done so many other things with your life. What happened to your life that made you decide writing novels of bullshit on reddit was the best option?

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You alright watermark?

This is schizo, even for your posting

Do you need a hug?

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The traitors who downvoted this will have their genitals harvested and redistributed to chapoids.

ok

The dorks in 80's movies are so fucking Chad compared to men today....

Remember nerds being pro sex?

Lewis Skolnick and Gilbert Lowell died for this

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No wonder mayos are going extinct

Mashallah

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Some of our group used to meet in person regularly, but we have suspended IRL games and joined a wider discord community.

In a game I was running a malе player decided it would be funny to slap a fеmale player's character on the butt in order to cast a buff on her.

He should have reported this to the police. Why didn't he report that to the police, that's basically condoning rаpe culture?

He admits to playing DND in the first sentence, this is clearly a role playing fantasy

I understand day dreaming but this is pathetic

Based on this title I thought it was gonna be about a male feminist committing suicide and now I'm disappointed.

Lmao expected the same but was more dissapointed at theese peoples existence, like how are they even real? Years ago me and my grandpa beat the shit out of a guy in his 50's with a banana root lifter(dunno what are they called in english) cause he was sexually abusing a 16 year old mentally disabled kid, i never ever told that story this dramatic.

Absolutely based

with a banana root lifter(dunno what are they called in english)

Is that a specialized shovel?

Yeah, there is a mid section so you can put pressure on with your feet. It's really not that easy to get that root out of damp ground

What's the word for it in your native language?

It's called "daldız", something like this but tips sides are wider.

I did an image search for "daldız" and it's showing a bunch of images related to honey from Turkish websites.

Yeah, i'm one of these people who will survive the nukes

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Fàggòŧ

This is a satire right? There's no way a person can be this pathetic even for menslibber?

This has to be a drama farmer, it simply has to.

Reporting a man virtually slapping another man's arse? And getting nervous about it?

It's impossible.

checked the account, seems too realistic imo

I still have hope that he's just playing 5D chess.

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It's not satire, it's someone making a minor thing explode to pretend it's an important lesson for 'feminism'

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!!!!!!! IMPORTANT. EVERYONE MUST READ!!!!!!

I hereby virtually slap your arse and grope your dick/girldick.

Phwooarrr yeah! Jiggle those balls for daddy, bitches.

!!!!! END OF SEXUAL ASSAULT!!!!!

You think it's a joke but I just reported you to the admins. Be better, sweaty.

It took a lot of courage on my behalf, but have reported you to the mods. Please gild me.

Ok, I have the scalpel right here, no anaesthetic but it'll be done before you know it.

*kzwitch*

All done.

Oh, "gild me". Oh well, what's done is done, sorry.

HELP HELP HELP POLICE POLICE HEEEEEEEEEELP

The police are powerless here. They will be unable to prove my guilt without themselves also being victims of my mass sexual assault.

Clever girl! 😘

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

*looks around room* I understood that.

You're not even going to finish me off? ARE YOU FOR REAL

I put on my latex gloves, lube up a finger and milk your prostate against your will.

As it's a turn-based game, you are powerless to resist.

I charge up my finishing move for my next turn: the anal double fist.

Damn this game is super fun and exciting.

Damn they really gave him 2k upvotes for something that happened in a video game(?), like damn How The Fuck Is Cyber Harassment Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha

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it wasn't even cyber harassment. It was a roleplay where a guy is roleplaying his character being a dick.

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Drama is about a day or two behind Deuxrama these days. You hate to see it.

I actually found this organically via the other menslib thread. Oh well.

I hope her character is ok. This could really fuel her narrative tho.

The party will now be educated on queer feminist theory and all male members must watch their mandatory sissy hypno

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So maybe I'm being a bit dramatic here. I play dungeons and dragons a lot.

Stopped reading right there.

Hurry up Xi Jingping and destroy what's left of Western civilization.

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At the age of 14 all males should be put into a cage with a starving pitbull and must either kill or be killed. This is the only rational way in which to cure such rampant fa*gotry in today's society.

Based and Lacedaemon-pilled.

The degenerate Athenians need to be sent back into the sea.

This is why duels should be allowed. Everytime there is a disagreement, a fight to the death will determine who is right.

We’ve finally found it, a definition for SIMPing everyone can agree on.

Getting offended on someone’s behalf for something that happened not only on some-geek-shit RPG but virtually to boot.

Getting nervous whining to a mod.

Getting redditors to fellate your valiant efforts.

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I play dwagon stuff

Stopped reading after that

i wanna feel bad for the guy who got reported because usually in these stories they lose their job or something, but being banned from a DnD discord server is such a light punishment I think it's actually a good thing

That's actually a net benefit to that guy's life. The less time you spend playing D&D on discord channels the better.

Yeah maybe he can move on from slapping virtual asses to slapping real asses now that he doesn’t have to hang out with those losers.

OMG the rapist put harassment in quotes.... It's like he doesn't even believe that women can be raped in an imaginary game via discord chat.

You have displayed moral courage, which many cannot muster, even if they are capable of displaying physical courage. Well done.

Men are trash tbh

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The white knight saves mlady from imaginary butt slap.

One of the top posts from MensLib is about a guy who let a guy fuck him in the ass for his wife's birthday. That should tell you everything you need to know about that subreddit.

Give link please

dude's totally bi.

Wtf cuckery is this?

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Really hope thine fair lady rewards your heroic actions with a kiss brave knight. If you’re lucky she may even let you subscribe to her premium onlyfans.

Jesus fucking Christ